#but this is specifically coded for

[panevanbuckley]

"i'm going to be completely normal about this" i lie to myself as i fill my queue up with post after post about it

[everwalldigan]

Ok but Bruce’s “batglare” except it has specific stages that mean you’re in varying degrees of trouble. Allow me to elaborate:

Level 1: isn’t even really considered a glare in Bruce-speak, more of a suspicious squinting

Level 2: standard Disappointed Dad look, the most you’re gonna get is a reprimand

Level 3: resting Bitch face. Less of a glare and more of a sharp look that WILL follow you around and creep you out

Level 4: worried batglare, features aren’t as sharp as with the standard batglare. Usually smooths out when his kids/teammates stop being idiots and putting themselves in danger

Level 5: standard batglare, regular criminals are usually at the end of it, most of the kids have gotten pretty used to it

Level 6: You’ve Fucked Up. Expect a screaming match or a lecture of at least 30 minutes. Also you’re grounded

Level 7: full batglare on steroids, makes grown men piss their pants, usually reserved for the joker. Most of the kids have received it only once and that was MORE than enough for them to never want to receive it again

Level 8: Alfred.

[giddlygoat]

to be fair he’s butch 24/7 but i just needed to get this out of my system

[bocchidaily]

Day 234: Kikuri's misery is increasing

[haveihitanerve]

Somebody: Jasons so angry and aggressive and kills people- hes the most violent batfamily member Bruce-I-would-have-killed-joker-had-fucking-superman-not-stopped-me-and-I-would-do-it-again-if-any-harm-befalls-my-family-also-i-beat-up-people-daily-as-therapy-wayne: what? Dick-i-was-planning-a-mans-murder-at-age-eight-and-would-have-done-it-also-i-didn't-have-superman-so-i-did-kill-joker-Grayson-Wayne: huh? Tim-My-body-count-is-probably-six-digits-by-now-but-it-doesn't-count-if-bruce-doesn't-know-stalker-Drake-Wayne: repeat that? Damian-i-came-with-the-katana-and-a-body-count-at-age-eight-wayne: what did you say about Ahki? Stephanie-i-will-crack-mad-funny-jokes-while-beating-your-face-in-with-a-brick-Brown-Wayne: waht? Barbara-i-wouldn't-but-like-i-could-and-i-know-you-and-your-entire-family-extending-to-your-great-uncle-thirteen-times-removed-Gordon-Wayne: *typing on keyboard* what was that? Duke-I-created-a-cult-about-robin-and-also-i-was-raised-in-gotham: sorry?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Quest Continues...

(part 1- part 2)

[galaxymagitech]

Dick: What matters is the family—wait, I sound like a mafia guy, don’t I? Uh…I have a duty…not to kill? Sure, Bruce, I’ll go with that.

Jason: You’re either with me or against me. Uh, I mean…you’re either good or you’re evil. I’m not Anakin, I promise. Anyway, I protect good and get rid of evil.

Steph: I go with my gut. That’s all the morals I need. You’re just a spoilsport, B. But unfortunately it’s not worth fighting your stupid code.

Tim: Morals are so confusing. I’m just gonna outsource. *snatch* Batman’s code is mine now.

Cass: Everyone is a person. Every person is a world of feelings. The worst crime is destroying that world. No killing.

Damian: Father is an idiot. However, he is also my father. Following the code of one’s family is honorable.

Duke: I didn’t sign up for murder. I signed up to kick ass.

Barbara: Look, any moral code is, by nature, arbitrary. For our own sanity, which is already lacking, we don’t kill.

Kate: We need to win this war. Unfortunately, I’m part of Batman’s army family, which means that I need to play by the rules.

Bruce: Sunk cost fallacy. Uh, I mean…justice not vengeance? Plus I’m like one loophole away from falling off the deep end.

[infamous-if]

i feel like the ros should hard launch by just posting a wedding pic and watching the internet lose their minds

[flimsy-roost]

Falin Touden is an example of the manic pixie dreamgirlification of autistic girls

the same traits that made Shuro actively resent Laios (strength in noticing details, specific unusual interests, weak social skills, propensity to daydream/get lost in thought) made him fall in love with Falin because they were repackaged in a cute girl

[panevanbuckley]

best ship dynamic is everyone thinking person a is a badass and person b is a softie but it turns out to be the other way around

[applecranberryjuice]

They could have solved this sooner if any of them bothered to look at a calendar

Hear me out

Ninjago doesn't have the best track record with dates (Wu's lifetime...) and I don't expect DR to be any better at it. But rewatching the season I realized the fact that when Lloyd narrates, he mentions being "alone for weeks" and, in the carnival, recalls not being around many people in a while, nailing down how he was secluded to the monastery during those weeks he woke up alone. This is fine, typical Lloyd behavior, just that when Nya encounters Cole, he says years. Lloyd has no reason to lie, he doesn't have to make it seem like he was less time around so if he is not lying, and he truly was weeks alone, while Cole spends years lost after the merge? What happened?

And Nya and Kai! Kai woke up early enough, and in the bounty! to be able to map and travel a big part of the new land and try to find his way back, we don't know his side, but considering he pretty much arrived and then left again, had he entered the monastery before? I do believe he was longer out, awake and traveling. Nya also mentions having traveled before encountering the cranglings-- and she was on foot, she's resilient and strong, but for how long can you travel unknown terrain without a vehicle and survive it.

The idea of time getting messed up is plausible, other than reality coming undone and messing up every physics law-Cole is hanging out with what seems to be a kid formling, whose realm is confirmed to move differently time-wise, how could two different time progressions reacted to each other? How did that affect dates? Growing rates? So interesting.

I want to know if dr is planning on going somewhere with this, if not, then it'll be one more concept I'll rotate in my brain like a skewer, its such an interesting concept to me

Its also free trauma for the ninja! Win-Win

[red-cicada]

OOooOOo planting my Mexican Dan and spaniard Herbert headcannons into your head. OOoOo you wana make them Hispanic sooo bad.

ko-fi

[nolvini]

siri play Colors by FLOW!

[thisisnotkitty]

random matpat things that i think could be ness coded:

-theater major / aspiring actor

-mirror matt also mentioned he had a degree in neuroscience i think?? or psych? but yeah big brain ness

-diet coke enjoyer... worryingly so

-likes standardized tests

-he does the LOOORRRE thing matpat does whenever someone says the word

-"thats just a theory" is definitely his catch phrase and everybody knows it. like people will say it with him at this point, he says it that much

[ddeck]

you know. just like with specific terms and nicknames like clanker or shinie, clones must've come up with unique meanings for their armor paint. like with different meanings assigned to colors of mandalorian armor except since the choice of color is out of their control, all the importance lies in shapes and placement

[halflifebutawesome]

reducing him to naught but shapes and lines