#dick in pants

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

[rangelssss]

me, myself, and I

[chubby-p1nk]

AKLSJDKLJ I love drawing dick with long hair. But as much as I loved the idea of the first Robin having long hair, even I know Bruce would never let him (It broke his heart cutting his hair)

Too much risk between some crook using it to grab him as Robin an recognizing him off the costume.

And when Dick run after quitting Robin, he let his hair grow back again (Kinda canon if you remember... THAT haircut...)

And also, I think I'll be responding Ask in this way! And if you think your ask is not gonna be responded because it has been like- 4 months- NO BABY, I'M GONNA RESPOND I SWEAR. I'm just... Trying to follow my own schedule of 3 days between posts

[avesgrayson]

*at dinner after a case closed the night before regarding a murdered gymnastics couple that hit a little too close to home*

Dick: yknow

Dick: I think Mapa and Papa Robin would've loved you guys

Everyone else: ???? Who

Dick:

Dick:

Dick: My. My parents?? Y'know the ones who Robin was named after?

Jason: what.

Dick: surely B told you about the origin of the name

*silence*

Dick: B...

Bruce: I can explain-

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[cocomuffy]

Dick: So you like, were in that Lazarus pit...

Jason: Yes?

Dick: And it like... healed you of everything and... it made you brand new and-

Jason: Get to the point..?

Dick: How do you STILL HAVE KNEE SCARS?!

Jason: What do you mean?

Jason's knee scars from the Boy-Robin Boy-Shorts™:

Jason: HOW ARE THEY STILL THERE?!

Dick: AND WHY DO I HAVE THE SAME ONES?

Jason: We have to talk to Tim and Damian. This might be a Robin thing..

*they do so*

Tim: Oh, those? Yeah, you guys have had those since you were little. They're from the lack of pants.

Dick: How do you-

Tim, maniacally: I have so many videos of you all falling flat on your faces and scraping your knees...

[frownyalfred]

Say what you will about Dick Grayson…all the times he’s had to face off with an evil/mind controlled/etc Batman, and he knows that not only is he going to lose, it’s going to fucking hurt the whole time, he still goes all in. He launches himself at Batman with zero hesitation, because there are no other options. Robin, Nightwing, anywhere in between — he’s still Dick fighting Bruce, still a twelve year old on a sparring mat all over again, and this is an inevitability.

[nikonuee]

Airplane and Cucumber should've made out at least ONCE

One sloppy, angry, half-drunk, make-out could fix them (make them so so much worse-)

One moment they're snarking at each other over plot points and "Well I don't see you writing anything, huh? I know how many of those shitty chapters you bought, you masochist!" Their wine is sloshing over the edges of their cups as they animatedly gesture to emphasise their point; The next, The two transmigration are pulling at the other's hair and exchanging wet, open-mouthed kisses. Complaining all through as they paw at the "Stupid Xianxia clothing" "You think it's cool-" and attempt to slip a hand beneath all the layers.

Cucumber ends up seated in Airplane's lap, head tilted back to allow more of that--surprisingly clever when it's not running off--mouth access to his collarbones, teeth running across the thin skin and sending shivers running down his back to pool at the base of his spine.

"I hate you so, so much"

"Yeah, yeah, can you hate me after you get your pants off?"

Cucumber's hissing insults between gasps as Airplane mouths his way up his thigh and Damn, 'Maybe those fingers aren't just for writing shitty porn after all? Oh, Oh-'

Cucumber absolutely doesn't have the face to see Airplane or God Forbid talk about it afterwards so he sneaks out of the Pleasure (heh) House in the early hours of the morning and takes the next available mission far far away from the sect.

He comes back to a smug Airplane who promptly gets his ass 'thwapped!' Because he couldn't resist the "Is it because we didn't say 'No Homo'?"

[morganbritton132]

Robin takes an art class in hopes that she both (1) improves her dismissal art abilities and (2) maybe calms down for a goddamn second.

Neither of those things happen.

What happens is that she gets psychic damage because Steve is the nude model.

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Sometimes babygirl is an Arkham institutionalized Scarecrow

[emmcfrxst]

jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush

[emacrow]

Danny stuck in justice league dimension, where he can see and hear ghosts in his deages form. A couple persistent ghosts kept trying to bribe him to get adopted by a fruitloop.

"But your majesty.." a hoarsed female whispering of the ghosts who were floating behind Danny trailing along side him..

"Batman mean well, you didn't had to kick him so hard in the shin.." said a stern male voice whom sounded disappointed but amused.

"Batman is a fruitloop and I know he have a underground lair with how many similar robins he got!" Danny grumbled after he stole some purple clown's cash wallet.

"You have to admit Thomas deary, he did just jump out of nowhere and scared the poor boy half to death. He gets that from you." Said another female ghost.

"Oh, when he act all creepy, he get it from me but when he all suave and so Adonis like, then he is your son." Grumbled a male ghost who kicks can only going through muttering every now and then.

"Well you did say yes when I proposed to you, my love~." Purred the female ghost looking all snugged inching over to the male ghost.

"Ew, go be gross somewhere else." Danny pretending to fake gag after he peek back to the ghosts whom were literally fighting one moment and acting all ooey gooey like.

Danny should've took those lesson from Wulf to learn how to make a portal through dimension..

[ari-chronicals]

i’m gonna be working on sum’ that’s gonna take a while so the few posts i make are gonna be fewer… my B

but here’s a hint!!

edit i forgot a scar on his face… whoops

[frownyalfred]

The Batfamily fucking with Gotham must be the funniest thing. Nightwing corners two goons and they’re laughing him off so he says “don’t make me call the other guy!” and they start laughing even harder thinking he’s just going to call Mr. “no kill rule” again.

Nah, he calls Red Hood — the guy whose most recent temper tantrum resulted in the collection of multiple severed heads which the dude carried around for hours in a duffel bag like that’s fucking normal — and Jason steps out of the shadows with a big grin under his helmet like “Oh yeah, you’re dealing with me now. This is gonna be fun.”

[ky-landfill]

[littlefrankieee]

Dad said if I wet my bed once again I have to go back to nappies:(