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Only those who have seen the light know that Bruce Wayne is absolutely the type of annoying father who asks for his adult children for grandkids EVERY chance possible. This is the same man who immediately put in his two weeks notice from batman-ing the MINUTE he discovered he had a granddaughter.
Bruce, materialising in bludhaven: when are you and Barbara getting married
Dick: NO.
Bruce: *sad GRANDCHILDLESS noises*
Bruce, materialising in crime alley: when you are going to settle down with a nice girl or guy and give me a-
Jason: *starts shooting*
Bruce, materialising in the clocktower:
Babs: don’t even fucking think about it
Bruce: *dematerialises away sadly*
Finally, at the annual family dinner, Bruce: whoever is the first to bring me a grandchild will be banned from ever having to take over batman
#Bruce Wayne is not holding me hostage#I am saying this out of my own free will#this message was brought to you by the Wayne foundation. for any orphans that need homes or nice sane people that need partners#please contact us at www.icollectorphans.com#mari’i come back to me#dick presenting Lian like simba: feast your eyes on the prettiest princess in the whole wide world who happens to be my boyfriends daughter#Bruce: nice try dick. you and Roy haven’t been dating since 2003. don’t mind if I steal the pretty princess though. do you like bats?#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#dc robin#red hood#barbara gordon#batgirl#nightwing
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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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MY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT LIFE SERIES TEAM UPS!!!!
First up, my dream series:

Second, the series i think would be the most chaotic:

#guys you don’t understand how bad i need joel and tango as a team#life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#life series smp#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#goodtimeswithscar#grianmc#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#joel beans#geminitay#ethoslab#impulsesv#skizzleman#tangotek#scott smajor#smajor1995#rendog#martyn inthelittlewood#bigb#zombiecleo#mumbo jumbo#bdoubleo100#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady#PLEASE I NEED FIREBEANS#also lizzie steals her husband’s husbands <3
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been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.
like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.
like the conversation would be like:
JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.
BRUCE: He asked.
JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!
BRUCE: You were busy.
JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!
BRUCE: Jason—
JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.
Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.
BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.
BRUCE: …Jason.
Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.
#this isn’t the last time jason steals the tires#bruce keeps doing stuff with the other batkids#and Jason is like look at this opportunity#like imagining if tim gets arrested for something bc i mean come on tims a menace#then bruce just bails tim out and just the week before jason was arrested and bruce let him sit in jail for like two days#jason blew up something so like bad jason#either way jason is like i warned you batbitch and he steals the tires from the batmobile again and then who knows what happens to the tires#unfortunately it gets worse#bc bruce then takes dick to a fancy ass dinner#and it’s to one of Jason’s favorite stakehouses#Like it was the only fancy food place he could stand#good steak is good steak#and jason’s like this is crossing a line#so instead of stealing the tires again#he just takes the entire batmobile#how? no one knows#no one sees the batmobile again or the tires#at least until Batman gets a call from various members of the JL asking him why pieces of the batmobile have been popping up in the city#however it’s about the car itself#no one knows where the tires are still#jason calling Oliver up and saying like i don’t like you man but like we both don’t like batman want his tires?#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#dc universe#batman#batfamily#batfam#damian wayne
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Someone’s talks abt superboy and robin and I’m js like
Do you mean loser nerd robin and cool cloned superboy?
Or the stabby stab stab robin and ray of sunlight superboy?
#u can reply with ‘the gay ones’ but buddy that’s not gonna help#ft. dc being lazy w names#like cmon 2 superboys???#apparently kon could have been called nova or something like PLEASE that would be so much cooler#it’s not like marvel and dc don’t steal each others names#kon el kent#conner kent#jon kent#superboy#Tim drake#Damian Wayne#dc robin#Batman#superman#dc#timkon#damijon#batfam#batfamily
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he won
bonus:
#oi oi don’t steal my tags i see u 🫵#svsss#mdzs#moshang#hualian#bingqiu#sqq u spoilt brat#binghe is def the best cook out of the three gongs i’m not saying this lightly#we know lwj can cook from the extras and i can only assume hc can cook bc the only thing he CANT do is write BUT:#xl enjoys cooking so ofc hc is gonna let him express himself culinarily#and wwx is a spice fanatic weirdo who wants to go live his m!lf dreams into the sunset#lwj will not get in the way of that#sqq however is perfectly content having bingmei cook his meals forever and never stepping into a kitchen#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#mo dao zu shi#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#wangxian#mine#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#wei wuxian#lan wangji#xie lian#hua cheng#shang qinghua#mobei jun
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I hate how every medical show does the “organ donor is not really dead but everyone is greedily pushing for collection anyway and the brave and noble protagonist doctor is the only one trying to stop it” it makes me almost as angry as the “brave and noble protagonist doctor ignored a DNR and got in trouble with admin but the patient ended up being grateful” trope.
#‘I don’t want to be an organ donor because they’ll stop trying to save me just to steal my organs’#thank you Grey’s Anatomy now everyone has this one specific fear that kills people
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gelphie + good luck babe
#wicked musical#wicked movie#wicked#wicked spoilers#my edit#chappell roan#gelphie#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#wicked elphaba#if you recognize this edit from yjs no you don’t#me when i steal my own edit
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#mine . . ! ^ w ^#don’t steal ^ ^ !#morute#sad bbydoll#sad bbydolls#ᦏ♡᪔#dollcore#the knife girl#rotting angel kitten#creepy cute#creepy and cute#animated gif
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
#and she def walks around in basketball shorts and a wife beater#+ the fact that she probably steals Percy’s clothes#like don’t get me wrong she looks awesome#I just think it’s funny#and with Rick’s books you can tell by the fashion that it’s a man writing#AND SHES THE ONLY ONE#besides Jason#Jason also only wears his purple t-shirt#I’m pretty sure he died in it#but everyone else has a sense of fashion#even if it’s a little bit#I love her#she’s so Adam Sandler coded#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo tv show#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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Jumpscare Balloon boy returns in FNAF 2 movie..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#balloon boy#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf 2#fnaf movie#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I’ve had this thought for awhile just finally drew it out but#MIKE IS GONNA lose it seeing BIG balloon boy#like actual animatronic balloon boy#THATS gonna be the worst jumpscare of his life#I really hope bb is an animatronic with the other toys#don’t keep him tiny make him big and a menace#I WONDER if balloon boy will actually steal batteries in the movie#that’ll be so funny please please let bb be real#BALLOON BOY MENTIONED 🔥
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Let’s take into consideration:
Arthur would rather waste precious time before an important council meeting to run around the entire castle and search for Merlin, who, in his very honest opinion is the worst servant of the entire kingdom or that he had ever known, than to call literally anyone else to help him dress (as if there wouldn’t be anyone ready to assist Arthur, their king, with clothes);
Arthur, and therefore Agravaine (which makes it all the more hilarious) knows every single place where Merlin could be, at that precise moment, or during that day in general; (EDIT: As someone pointed out in the comments, everyone and Agravaine included knows who is the “dollophead”)
The guards nod to Agravaine without asking anything, which only means that it is canon that everyone in Camelot knows Merlin by name; EDIT: It also means that the guards deal with this on a daily basis. They must be tired.
The aforementioned point implies that everyone knows how Merlin looks like, that also means Merlin is known to never leave Arthur’s side, even during council meetings;
Arthur is running around the castle in what today we would call a pyjama, just because Merlin didn’t wake him up with, “Rise and Shine”. And he’s barefoot. That’s right. The king of Camelot, everyone, has just walked barefoot in Merlin’s chambers, in the armoury, where other knights probably are, and in the bloody stables (yes, the ones where the horses and their dungs both are), without boots on, just to look for Merlin;
Arthur is more distressed in this scene than in the one where Morgana declares war in season five. He’s fretting like a mother hen. Not only he is without breath, which means he was just coming back from his checking around, but he is red in the face and almost yelling in desperation. “Does he expect me to dress myself?!” Because apparently, Arthur literally cannot do anything without Merlin by his side. The way he says, “No sign of him” to Agravaine is so endearing, and he shouldn’t be this adorable. Unfair, Arthur. Really unfair.
Arthur just yells, (and distressingly looks around) in hope that Merlin will come back to him, because he always does. *sounds of my heart breaking into millions of pieces*
And last but not least, Arthur shouts, “Last night!”, which means the actual reason he’s going around searching for Merlin, it’s because he’s worried his world will end without his quirky and clumsy servant by his side (and the love of his life). Merlin is currently out on a quest with Gwaine to look for Gaius, since he has been kidnapped, but the problem is that Arthur doesn’t know this. What he knows is that he has fought with Merlin the day before about Gaius in the council chambers, and believes Merlin is gone for good, this time, and solely for the fight they had. Arthur feels more than guilty that he can’t make it up to his best friend, the love of his life (Agravaine helped Morgana kidnap Gaius, and it explains the ending of the scene, where he understands where Merlin is.) Now Arthur is worried that his last words to Merlin were harsh. He had last seen him when he was done with his duties the night before, and then Merlin disappeared.
No wonder they deleted this scene.
#as if the rest of the show isn’t equally gay💀#the way arthur is all ruffled too like#that man woke up all by himself#didn’t see merlin#and put on the first shirt he found and started checking for merlin everywhere in hope that he would magically appear#so it is more than canon#when arthur is worried sick about merlin#he reproaches him regarding his duties as a servant#top notch#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur#my video#i have a weak heart#it took me ages to adjust this#be nice#if you’d like to use it elsewhere please do#just give the credits#please don’t steal it🥹#deleted scene#episode ‘the secret sharer’ season four
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price ❌🧢
gaz ❌🕶️
ghost ❌👕
soap 🧢😎👕
#cod#cod fanart#john soap mactavish#vozart#the sunburn photoshoot yaknow#anyways it’s now soap stealing stuff from his team members#cause he’s a freak#he owns the popsicle though#i don’t think his team minds cause he’s slaying
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Be selfless

Don’t steal

Stick It To The Man
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#sir pentious#thinking more on ‘don’t steal’#all the weapons pentious used in the finale were either already his or given to him through carmine#however considering in episode 3 he brought weapons from her but didn’t get to use them- you could say they weren’t just given to him-#but he payed for them even#sorry. big fan of my fav dying#txt
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an italy apartment doorway. for a while this was the life i came home to
#italy#aesthetic#door#doorway#gates#iron gate#bold#vintage#original photography blog#don’t steal#florence italy#florence#italia#study abroad#travel#travel photography#late night thoughts#miss this#dark aesthetic#dark academia#gothic#goth aesthetic#gothcore#looming#statue#lights
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Somebody tell me about this guy he looks whimsical in a sinister way
#sorry did I accidentally twink him. my bad#quirky’s art#how do I even tag this uh#clownpierce#lifesteal smp#??? i think#what else is he in#parkour civilization#lifesteal fanart#I don’t mean to steal anyone’s design I just saw a clown and went YESS CLOWN
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