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Hey did you know Australia has a shadow cabinet? that runs alongside the regular cabinet?
because i didnt
im not joking
#tumblr#australia#politics#politicians#what do you mean#excuse me#shadow council#l...#i cant...#they literally oppose the regular council and play the devils advocate#shadow cabinet#it sounds like fantasy world-building#except its not...#its real
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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
#Crack#except its my life#lord of the rings#The hobbit#these days if u write a fic abt Elrond tupping a twink to Tipperary they throw u in jail#Free balrogballs
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The Batkids play a game called “Guess Who Bruce Is Disappointed In Today” and it is a bloodsport.
It started as a joke. It is no longer a joke.
Every morning, without fail, one of them walks into the kitchen and says:
“Guess who Bruce is disappointed in today?”
And they all take turns guessing based on crime alerts, nightly patrol rotations, and vibes.
It’s become a system.
It went like:
Jason: “I knocked out a senator by accident. My odds are high.”
Tim: “I drank seventeen Red Bulls and fell asleep on top of the Batcomputer.”
Damian: “I released three bats into Gotham General Hospital as enrichment. They were bored.”
Steph: “I called him ‘Brucie’ in front of a senator.”
Cass: Just raises a finger and shrugs.
Then Bruce walks in, dead silent, pours his coffee, looks at no one, and walks away.
Tim: “It’s Jason.”
Jason: “DAMN IT.
Rules:
If you guess wrong, you have to do patrol with Damian and listen to him rant about the superiority of traditional swordsmanship for two hours.
If you guess right, you get to choose the movie on family movie night.
If Bruce is disappointed in himself, everyone gets ice cream. That’s the law.
It got so serious they made a whiteboard. Labeled it: “DISAPPOINTMENT LEADERBOARD.”
Top scores:
Tim (17 correct guesses, possible mind reader)
Cass (14, reads vibes better than Google Translate reads Latin)
Steph (11, mostly via chaos intuition)
Jason (2. constantly thinks it’s him. It often is. But not always.)
Damian (0. refuses to acknowledge he is ever the cause)
One time Dick guessed correctly for the first time in 3 months and everyone clapped.
He cried.
Alt. Version: Guess Who Bruce Is Proud Of Today.
Game cancelled due to lack of data.
#this is how they bond#trauma game night#bruce just wants peace but they are gremlins#siblings with violence#guess who is grounded#hint it's always Jason#except when its tim#sometimes its all of them#batfam#batfam headcanons#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#cassandra cain#im just bored
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when a mutual from one circle reblogs from a mutual in another. ?? when did you two meet
#shitpost#its not like. 100% surprising. if we're mutuals odds are you'll also like my other mutuals#with occasional exceptions#but like. what do YOU two have in common ?#i'm mutuals with each of you for different things...
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I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise






its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk
#something about stephen spining is also uniquely funny. i think its the eyes#honestly its good tho. after playing games where the devs cant seem to accurately depict any features EXCEPT white ones yakuza is an oasis#of a handful of really really ugly white npcs#rgg#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku
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I love her awakened form so much
#crk#cr#cookie run kingdom#hollyberry cookie#awakened hollyberry cookie#beast yeast chapter 10#I've been YEARNING for a suit of armour for her#thrilled she finally can wear something other than her queen uniform#also its funny that all the beasts and ancients have long hair now#except salt maybe#hair length has direct correlation to the strength of your soul in the cookie run universe apparently
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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.
He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.
#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you#is like saying humans can have five legs#(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic#(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't#they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3#i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn#wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig#smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two#i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr#my doodles#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#shadownilla#not ship but feel free to interpret whatever#pure vanilla cookie#awakened pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk#alt text available
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my artblock muse
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#jjk yuji#ive been using what little energy i have at the end of a workday to chip away at this all week#i am TIRED of looking at it take it take it take it#i feel like im reusing poses and that my render is muddy but i am trying 2 convince myself im seeing things#except the poses part . yuuji rubbing sheepishly at his neck needs 2 stop i cant keep defaulting here#it doesnt matter how cute he is i need new material or i will get a bad grade in anime fanartist#im being dramatic fr the most part fgsdjj i dont hate this im just ready 2 move on#its not bad! yuuji 1 and 2 are my favourites. after 3 i burnt out#altho this new addition to yuujis hoodie collection is a banger i love giving yuuji all the fv merch that doesnt exist tht i wish i had#so 3 has that going for it i suppose#anyway long weekend god bless SURELY i can use my time 2 draw smth more substantial. surely.#<- coping
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redrew my humanformers because they have changed quite a bit :3 (especially bulkhead)
#transformers#transformers animated#tfa#humanformers#bumblebee#prowl#bulkhead#optimus prime#ratchet#the worst family u could ask for#not even true#theyre all so cute#i really like bulkheads new desing i think he looks super cute#i gave them human names too!#they still go by their “code names” though hehehe#except for when op is really mad#“BEAU!!!” and bumblebee almost throws up from stress#LOOOL#thats how he knows its serious
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I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt
“Woah. You look like shit."
Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.
The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.
"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."
And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.
The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.
If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.
"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.
"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.
"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.
The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.
He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."
There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.
"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."
Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"
"Daniel? Is that you?"
His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.
#I AM LOUDLY PUSHING THE BATDAD AGENDA#anyways— add ons are encouraged i wanna talk more dpxdc with folks i just cant find any aus i really like enough to engage with#which is nobody's fault and its why im making my own content in order to reach more people#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dc x dp#dpxdc prompts#i took a ‘which batfam member are you (except its personal)’ quiz a few days ago#and got bruce wayne. and then was promptly read to filth why im most like him and it rudely but accurately explained why im the most like#him. it also consequently explained to me why i like him so much. whenever i see him in his kindest form i see a mirror looking back#anyways lots of ‘danny rejecting bruce as a parent’ aus. may i present: bruce and danny finding family in each other aus. batdad aus pls.#dpxdc prompt#dcxdp#this prompt can take place at any point of Batkid accumulation but personally i was imagining this as before Bruce has any of his kids yet#eldest brother danny supremacy and also just that one on one bonding#danny being someone who was never afraid of the dark as a kid and even less so as he got older. taking solace in it as a ghost because you#cant hide in the dark when you glow. his enemies can't jump out at him. but he can jump out at them. how can he be afraid of the dark when#the dark is where the stars like to live? there's a comfort in the shadows. there might be something hiding in it. but he's hiding in it to#blood blossoms eat ghosts headcanon#wasn't sure where i was gonna go with this at the beginning and then i caught steam.#batman casually kidnaps an orphan upon kid's request. also the kid was Actively Dying Of Poison. What was he gonna do?? NOT help him?#mister 'keeps candy in his utility belt specifically for scared children'??? no way.
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I believe in the “Everyone is jealous of Shang Qinghua” agenda
#my art#procreate#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#qi qingqi#mu qingfang#comic#shang qinghua hoping the others would take pity on him for being bullied more by qingqiu#except why does it feel like everyone all of sudden wants to give him more work?!?#at this rate he’s gonna go into a year long seclusion and come back with coffee#which ofc shen qingqiu is gonna then get even WORSE about ‘bullying’ Qinghua for this drink#its a vicious cycle#blackening of shang qinghua
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Halffoot and Tallmen babies comparisan drawing by Ryoko Kui
#ryoko kui#look at the lil babies!#im putting this here cus i couldnt find it in her blog anymore except for the wayback 😭#dungeon meshi#not really but its part of dungeon meshi lore ig?
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a compilation (so far) of all my scumcum xxxholics redraws ^_−☆
links with 1st being the oldest: 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
please feel free to lmk which of these are your favorite!!! so far i love the 4th for the border details, 3rd for the flower rendering, 2nd for its colors, and the 1st for its sketchy vibe if that makes sense? id love to hear your thoughts though!!! (*゚▽゚*)
#shen jiu#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#svsss#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#mxtx#mxtx fanart#myart#scumcum#jiuyuan#scumbag self saving system#scum villian self saving system#ive always seen people reblog my posts saying i can see the xxxholic influences but its not influences its a redraw#i was gonna say i post the comparisons on everywhere But tumblr except my insta doesnt have a side by side as well#nonetheless guys they were all xxxholics redraws#i did a lot with the 4th redraw though new borders no more squiggles in the back i hope it shows that i spent time on it the longest#also life update i dont know if im getting into college lets hope im just overthinking because im always one cry away from a breakdown
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ochako visiting toga at the psych ward every day after the war
#ochako uraraka#himiko toga#togachako#my hero academia#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha#my art#Linktoo art#comic#THEYRE SO CUTEEE ...starts crying#toga expressing her fondness and affection by turning into her but its flustering for ochako to see her own face sometimes#toga being such a good psych ward patient and befriending everyone there bc theyre all weirdos#I think she makes a lot of friends with ppl that are seen as outcasts very easily#she's not a judgemental person#(except in my au when it comes to deku bc shes pissed how he was kinda accidentally a bad bf ochako when they used to date)#the patients and staff are all really fond of her
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petition to let bernard be crazy in canon. your honor theyre a conspiracy theorist and a stalker theyre perfect for each other
#art#fanart#digital art#traditional art#dc comics#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber#red robin fanart#red robin#robin fanart#tim drake robin#dc robin#robin#sun and moon couples my beloved#theyre both insane people but i think they should just get crazier when theyre together#i have this scene stuck in my head where dick is trying to get tim to go to sleep and he’s like ‘what are you a vampire?’#and bernard is watching and just quietly goes ‘i knew it’#its not even that funny but its all i can think about#he cant turn his conspiracy brain off but its ok cause tim is obsessed with it#beranrd will hold his had and lead him into the bedroom and theres a projector set up with a powerpoint titled-#-‘the joker is a mass hallucination from gotham’s poisoned water supply’ and tim will sit on the bed and watch with rapt attention-#-until he finishes and will politiley raise his hand and ask if they can make out now#couple goals except all they do is enable each other
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companion pieces about connection
#pig does art#eyestrain#objectum#objectum art#the second one moreso. i like writing 🫶 hope its somewhat clear#trying to emulate older advertisement since i already have the factory pomo vibes down#so the second one is purposefully like those semi-flirty ads trying to convince you to Buy Computer!#except what im selling is being gay for objects lmfao#pigs personal faves
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