#flirt james potter

[chasingthestarss]

James: I think you’re a 10/10!

Regulus: That makes me a 1. Do you not know how division works?

James: That makes you the one.

Regulus: *flustered silence*

[ultravioletbrit]

“cigarette” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 262 words

Regulus is smoking on the balcony when James comes to stand beside him at the railing. Regulus slides his pack of cigarettes over to James who takes one and lights it before sliding the pack back to Regulus.

“Thank you.” James says.

Regulus hums in response. James takes a long inhale but instead of exhaling like a normal person, James tilts his head back and blows out small breaths making the smoke come out in several little puffs.

“You’re an idiot.” Regulus scoffs.

“Thank you.” James says again.

“That wasn’t a compliment.” Regulus tells him.

“Anything from you is a compliment. And I’ll always thank you for it.” James leans in to bump Regulus’ shoulder.

“You’re ridiculous.” Regulus pushes him away.

“Thank you.” James grins at him.

Regulus turns to scowl at James and James’ grin only gets bigger. They enter a weird sort of staring contest that Regulus knows he won’t be able to maintain before he does something stupid like push James off the balcony or kiss him senseless. He’s not sure which he’d prefer at the moment so instead he just rolls his eyes and turns back to the railing.

“You’re insufferable.” He mumbles.

“Thank you.” James smirks.

Regulus looks back at James and narrows his eyes curiously. He tilts his head to the side and thinks for a moment.

“You have beautiful eyes.” Regulus tells him.

“Tha… wait what?!” James sputters then just stares at Regulus dumbfounded.

Regulus smirks victoriously, puts out his cigarette and turns to go inside.

“Bye James.” He says cheekily over his shoulder as James stands frozen at the railing.

[ecstarry]

james and reg both traveling alone and end up with the seat next to each other and they make small talk because james is reading a book that reg loved and its a long travel so eventually reg falls asleep with his mouth open against james’ shoulder and james notices when he’s kinda waking up so he acts like he’s sleeping too hoping the really handsome man won’t move away because he actually really enjoyed having him that close and then james ends up falling asleep against reg and reg takes james’ book and takes the insane liberty to annotate stuff on the sides to ‘enrich’ james’ reading and writes his number on a piece of paper and leaves it as a bookmark

[spookeart]

Just our two boys half naked in the changing room after quidditch practice, what could go wrong?

Scene from ‘Only the brave’ on ao3 by @solmussa thank you for letting me draw this🫶

[hemmingsleclerc]

Interruption┃remus lupin

summary: where remus and his girlfriend try to have a romantic moment but sirius and james interrupt them

marauders!era

It was a quiet Saturday afternoon in Gryffindor Tower, and most of the students had taken the opportunity to take a nap or catch up on homework. But Remus and his girlfriend, Y/n, had other plans. They had managed to sneak off to the boy's dormitory for some much-needed alone time.

As they lay in bed, cuddling, the room filled with a romantic tension that had been building for weeks. Just as things were heating up,the door to the dormitory burst open.

“moony have you seen my—” Sirius' voice echoed through the room, followed closely by James.

Y/n let out a shrill scream as she scrambled to cover herself with the nearest blanket. Remus, his face a bright shade of red, did his best to shield them both with the blanket, as he stared at his best friends with wide eyes.

Sirius froze in his tracks, his mouth hanging open in pure horror. “OH MY EYES! MY INNOCENT EYES!” he wailed, dramatically throwing an arm over his face. “I’M TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING”

James, meanwhile, covered his eyes with his hands and stumbled back towards the door. “I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING! I SWEAR!” he screamed with his eyes closed.

“SIRIUS, GET OUT!” Remus shouted, his voice with embarrassment and fury. He tugged the blanket tighter around himself and Y/n, trying to shield as much of her as possible from his idiot friends.

“GET OUT? I’M BLIND, MOONY! I CAN’T SEE THE DAMN DOOR!” Sirius wailed, clutching at his face. “PRONGS, HELP ME!”

James, who was still trying to get out of the room without looking, collided with a chair and crashed to the floor. “I CAN’T SEE EITHER!” he screamed in panic. “THIS IS A MESS!”

Y/n, who had already partially recovered from the initial shock, couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. "Sirius, turn around and go!" she shouted, still in Remus' arms.

“DON’T LAUGH, Y/N! THIS IS A SERIOUS TRAUMA!” Sirius retorted, finally turning around and stumbling toward the door, still with his arm over his eyes.

James, still trying to find the door, tripped over with sirius' clothes on the floor. “PADS, WAIT FOR ME!”

Remus sighed deeply. “Padfoot, Prongs, I swear if you don’t go in the next ten seconds…”

But before he could finish his sentence, Sirius managed to find the doorknob and threw it open, dramatically waving his other arm as he stormed out. James quickly followed, eyes still closed, and slammed into the door frame before staggering out after Sirius.

When the door finally closed, Remus and Y/n stood in stunned silence. Then, unable to contain themselves any longer, they both burst into uncontrollable laughter as Y/n grabbed her wand to lock the door.

“Well,” Remus said between laughs, “that definitely wasn’t what I expected.”

“So....., where were we?”

Remus leaned down and captured Y/n's lips in a passionate kiss. The blanket that had once been a shield was now forgotten. And they returned to their original plan.

This time, with no interruptions.

[imagineacoolusername]

twin sirius & regulus, and remus & lily & james all work in the same store or shop or wherever, and they're all crushing on this one customer, but they're kinda confused bc he flirts with all three of them, but sometimes he only flirts with remus and calls james mate, or he flirts with lily and james and just nods his head at remus, and they're not entirely sure what's going on

[postingdumbstuff]

*James talking to the slytherin skittles*

James: i try to flirt but he is only mean to me

Pandora:yeah, its the way he flirt

Dorcas: give us an example

James: well yesterday he say he want to choke me with my own eyes...

Evan: ...

Barty: HE LOVE YOU THAT MUCH???

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: We’re having iced tea. You want some, honey?

Regulus: What did you say?

James: We’re having iced tea. You want some honey?

Regulus: …sure

[summer-chi1d]

Regulus: Are you single?

James: No I’m plural

[chasingthestarss]

James: Ooh I love your garden we should put our tulips together *finger guns*

Regulus *gardening: There is no way in hell I’m letting your plants near mine, you kill anything you touch

Remus: right over his head every time

[outromoony]

Let me seduce you with my encyclopedic knowledge of the Marauders fandom.

[blindbisexualgoose]

Babe wake up new meme formats just dropped

[accio-sriracha]

James Potter flirting tactics:

~~~♤~~~

James: *seductively taking off glasses*

James: woah you're... really blurry.

~~~♤~~~

James: *trying to be romantic*

James: Will you be the Romeo to my Juliet?

Peter: *whispering to Remus in the background* Does he know they both kill themselves in the end?

Remus: No, no he does not.

~~~♤~~~

James: *tries to act cool when they walk past*

Also James: *falls, smacks head on table, breaks glasses, knocks over someone's cauldron*

James: *mildly concussed* Wow, I think I just... fell for you.

~~~♤~~~

[florsial]

Cannibal Regulus owns a butcher shop with his friends and Vampire James who is a regular because it's the only place where the meat actually fulfills his appetite and taste. This is cuz the meat is actually human (the pantheon was feeling silly).

So cue James going to the butcher shop on a regular with a giant grin and Regulus with his short curly hair up and being all blushy and wide-eyed while cleaning a butcher knife covered in blood, wearing a cute, though dirty, and stained apron.

One time, James catches Regulus as he's cleaning up and offers to take him home. While they have been crushing on each other for some time now, Regulus doesn't hesitate to invite James inside and try to jam a machete into the back of his head. Doesn't work, instead, they both end up falling more in love (somehow) and the next day Regulus takes his day off from the shop to go on a date with James. Having a picnic in the woods and poking each other with needles and seeing who bleeds first. And making out too ig

[mystical-night-madness]

Sirius: Why do you have to be so tall?

Remus: *smirks* Would you prefer me on my knees? *winks and leaves the dorm to go study in the library*

Sirius: Wh- i- you- *red cheeks and screams inside as he watches his boyfriend leave*

[pandorcas-endgame]

Sirius: You may be mother and father's favourite child but I'm Remus and James's favourite person.

Regulus, smirking: Is that so?

Remus: You know I might switch brothers.

Sirius, shocked and horrified: Moony, how could you?! At least I have James that will never betray me!

James, sweating nervously: I plead the fith?

Sirius: At least I'm for sure Peter's favourite person.

Peter, always down to help create chaos: Well your brother is better looking.

Sirius: You're all traitors. So mean, all of you.

Regulus: You know, Remus, if you ever did want to see what it's like to date the better looking brother...

Sirius: *throws a pillow at Regulus's head*

James, definitely not jealous: Now, wait a second!