#friendship shenanigans

[naminethewriter]

What did you think this trip was for?

It's already the last day of Loceit Week! So sad for it to be over already, but I had lots of fun and I hope you did, too! @loceitweek

Masterpost | Loceit Week 2024 Masterpost | Ao3

Prompt: It was probably what everyone should have expected to happen, but they all still acted surprised.

Summary: Janus and Logan invited all their friends out on a trip with them. There must be an ulterior motive, right?

Content Warnings: None

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“Alright everybody, shut up and listen!” Remus called as he burst into the room. Gathered there were Roman, Patton, Virgil, Remy and Emile who looked at him with varying degrees of worry.

“What did you do now?” Virgil groaned, leaning back into the cushions of the couch. “We’re on vacation, can’t you just chill for a day?”

“Nope, not possible. And it’s your hosts who are requesting your presence in the garden.”

“Oh, do we finally figure out why the hell they paid for all of us to accompany them out to the middle of nowhere?” Remy quipped but got to his feet, as did everybody else.

“Maybe, maybe not~!” Remus singsonged before leaving the way he came.

“Alright, any last-minute bets?” Roman asked around, pulling out a small notebook. “Patton?”

“I’m sticking with it, kiddo!”

“Sure. Emile?”

“Same!”

“We’d have said something if we changed our minds, princey. Get moving,” Virgil complained, shoving him forward.

“Alright then we have Remy and Virgil on them moving away and Patton, Emile and me on wedding announcement.”

“Yeah, and the suspension is killing me babes, so let’s go out,” Remy called, already halfway through the door.

Out in the garden they found enough chairs for each of them in a half circle and in the middle stood Remus, grinning at them.

“There you are! Took your sweet time too! Sit down before the grooms manage to arrive before you.”

“Wait, grooms?!” Patton squealed. “They’re getting married right now?”

“Yeah.”

“You can’t be serious,” Remy balked.

“What did you think this trip was for, boo?” Remus laughed. It was probably what everyone should have expected to happen, in his opinion, but they all still acted surprised. They were all staring at him with wide eyes.

Wait.

“Did you really not think this might happen?”

“No!” Roman shouted. “Why would we? Logan and Janus aren’t really the type to—” He cut himself off, thinking for a moment. “Well, Janus would but I didn’t think Logan would go along with it! I thought this is like a bachelor party or something and they were going to tell us when the wedding is going to be, not that this is the wedding! I’m not dressed for this!”

“Oh, Logie was quite happy doing it like this, you know how he is about big parties. This intimate thing with just his closest friends is his Crofters jam.” Despite his shock, Patton couldn’t help but laugh at the horrible pun. “And Jay was so hoping you’d freak out over the lack of proper wardrobe, so mission accomplished! Now sit down!”

“I demand you let me change!” Roman cried but Virgil just grabbed his arm and dragged him to the chairs.

“Let it go, Ro. If this is what the grooms want, then just go along with it.”

Roman grumbled but let himself be seated, Virgil plopping into the seat next to him. On his other side Remy took his place, then Patton and lastly Emile was about to sit down but he stopped in the last moment, blinking confused.

“What about you, Remus?”

“What about me, Cartoon Crazy?”

“Where are you going to sit? There are no more chairs?”

“I don’t need to sit! I’m officiating!”

“Oh heaven, this is a disaster,” Roman groaned.

“Those aren’t nice things to say at someone’s wedding, Roman,” a voice said behind them, and they all turned around to see Logan and Janus had arrived. Both were wearing neatly pressed suits, Janus’ black and gold and Logan’s dark blue and silver.

“Damn!” Remy whistled. “You both are looking fine!”

“Thank you, Remy,” Logan smiled.

“See, one person knows how to behave,” Janus smirked at Roman who pouted.

“You don’t even tell us we’re going to be attending your wedding and you made Remus your officiant? How can you expect me not to comment?”

“By expecting that you can control your tongue for once, Roman. But it seems that was too much to ask.”

“Dear, can you please wait to further antagonize our guest until after the ceremony?” Logan asked, squeezing Janus’ arm that was interlocked with his. “I would like to marry you in the next few minutes.”

“I would complain if that wasn’t so romantic,” Roman huffed and his brother cackled.

“Come up here then, love birds! The sooner we’re done, the sooner you can get to smooching.” Remus wiggled his eyebrows at them and Janus sighed.

“I really shouldn’t have given into his demands.”

“I’m sure it will be fine, love. At least he will be quick about it,” Logan reassured him as they moved around the chairs to join Remus in the middle of their little ceremony.

“True. And I can’t wait to be able to say yes.”

“Me neither.”

[rajakun]

my friend playing pokemon: is this a legendary?

me: no odhran that's a fucking caterpie

[lightasthesun]

just skyped with my best friend (yes we're the only people on this planet that still use Skype) and she stumbled upon the subtitles function and turned it on for shits and giggles and coz I swear like a sailor we found out that the subtitles automatically censored swear words or the like and so for the next few minutes we just hurled insults at each other through the screen and doubled over clutching our stomachs and cried tears of laughter when another censored swearwords appeared on the screen or even better when something that should be censored DIDN'T get censored.

[gierosajie]

The way my friend and I just stared really hard at each other for an entire minute at the jeepney terminal because we recognized each other's silhouette but couldn't be quite sure if it's the right person due to our poor eyesight

[astraldraco]

Nothing better to do on a Saturday night than make fun of your friend’s pie.

It’s so far been called depressed, crumpled, a medical mistake, and told it looks like it was made with crusty lotion.

[reallyneedsalife]

me: "nothing has ever made me more inclined to start an onlyfans or money launder than the price of top surgery"

my best friend: "your moral compass continues to surprised me, Cal."

[catlookingfromabove]

Thank you to my friend for tolerating my smooth ass brain in times like this

[ruporas]

captain's warm hugs! (id in alt)

[oxygenpdf]

Ima be honest, the Miami GP was a big “fuck you” to anyone who assumed Max and Charles were acting awkward or distant towards each other over the weekend.

They came, they saw, they delivered, and terrorized Lando in the process.

[onnahu]

Batkids in Metropolis

For context: they have sunglasses on, bc it's Metropolis, and they're fucking Gothamites AND bats so...

Cass: It's so...

Cass: It's so bright here.

Duke: Right? How can anyone live here?

Steph *putting on second pair of sunglasses*: Oh man, it gives me flashbacks.

Tim: Wtf, Steph. Flashbacks to what?

Jason: To death. Duh.

*Steph and Jason high-five*

Dick *just wanted a break from Bruce's bullshit*: Sometimes I hate you so much. Why do everything have to be a death joke to you?

Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...

Steph: I'm dead sirious.

Duke: 1/5, unoriginal.

Steph: Hey!

Damian's home bc he's grounded. He skipped school again. Jason and Tim paughed at him and he's now plotting revenge.

[dapper-lil-arts]

Perks of writing a multiverse fic; I get to put together the most crazy stuff. Demon Sunset wife. Ex-Midnight Twi. And yes they make out

[pigdemonart]

Teens 🙄

Based on this chaotic video ive had in my drafts since June

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[opbackgrounds]

I love that CP9 goes out of their way to save Lucci's life. Yeah, he was a terrifying murder kitty, but he was their terrifying murder kitty

[gierosajie]

So anyway I almost gave one of my friends a heart attack this evening by just Standing There at her window in the car

[love-is-a-pearl]

i feel like xy would only improve if they had given clemont the roller skates at some point

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Jason Todd: This is bothering me.

Roy Harper: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Jason: No, not that. This is, uh, pretty par for the course, actually. I'm bothered with the fact I have to dig up this man's grave to find a damn ring for a crazy old woman so that I can get money to fix my fucking bike!

Roy, sarcastically: Yeah, yeah that's tragic... I once sold my gold filled teeth to get heroin so we definitely are on the same struggle bus.

Jason: I. Died! You did not, so shut up!

Roy: All right, dude. Tone it down, I came here to help. I can leave.

Jason: Not helping if you're not digging! Help me dig!

Roy: Mm... Nah.

Jason: Why not?

Roy: Because I just noticed we're digging at the wrong grave and the person we're looking for is next to this one.

Jason stops digging and sticks the shovel into the ground. He stands there for a moment with his head down. Jason groans and sticks the shovel into the ground five times in rage.

Jason: I really need that money and you do too... resist the urge to scream. Well... Start digging over there!

Roy: On it chief.

Jason: Sat on that information for five minutes didn't you?!

Roy: It was two minutes.