#game hint

[hardcoregamer]

This game is sneaky in the best way. It doesn’t shout its best features from the rooftops. Some of the most useful mechanics, coolest upgrades, and even collectible hints are just there, waiting to be discovered by curious eyes or stumbled upon by accident. And these tips will help you discover them.

[lili-home-to-embraces-and-hugs]

The Batkids play a game called “Guess Who Bruce Is Disappointed In Today” and it is a bloodsport.

It started as a joke. It is no longer a joke.

Every morning, without fail, one of them walks into the kitchen and says:

“Guess who Bruce is disappointed in today?”

And they all take turns guessing based on crime alerts, nightly patrol rotations, and vibes.

It’s become a system.

It went like:

Jason: “I knocked out a senator by accident. My odds are high.”

Tim: “I drank seventeen Red Bulls and fell asleep on top of the Batcomputer.”

Damian: “I released three bats into Gotham General Hospital as enrichment. They were bored.”

Steph: “I called him ‘Brucie’ in front of a senator.”

Cass: Just raises a finger and shrugs.

Then Bruce walks in, dead silent, pours his coffee, looks at no one, and walks away.

Tim: “It’s Jason.”

Jason: “DAMN IT.

Rules:

If you guess wrong, you have to do patrol with Damian and listen to him rant about the superiority of traditional swordsmanship for two hours.

If you guess right, you get to choose the movie on family movie night.

If Bruce is disappointed in himself, everyone gets ice cream. That’s the law.

It got so serious they made a whiteboard. Labeled it: “DISAPPOINTMENT LEADERBOARD.”

Top scores:

Tim (17 correct guesses, possible mind reader)

Cass (14, reads vibes better than Google Translate reads Latin)

Steph (11, mostly via chaos intuition)

Jason (2. constantly thinks it’s him. It often is. But not always.)

Damian (0. refuses to acknowledge he is ever the cause)

One time Dick guessed correctly for the first time in 3 months and everyone clapped.

He cried.

Alt. Version: Guess Who Bruce Is Proud Of Today.

Game cancelled due to lack of data.

[chloesimaginationthings]

How the Bonnie bully got their FNAF mask,,

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

[willow-bone-art]

the real reason jimmy broke polle

[foxx-queen]

as much as I get why lucanis is positioned as the one needed to kill ghilan'nain as the mage killer etc, I can't help but feel like it should've been davrin

like. there's something about the dalish elf with andruil's vallaslin, a grey warden, a monster hunter, hunting down the mother of all monsters, who creates monstrosities with the blight, who was once andruil's beloved.

ghilan'nain created the halla. she still cares for the halla, despite what she's become, despite being unable to create them anymore. davrin cared for the halla under his uncle's tutelage. assan cares for and nurses a sick and dying halla. assan, who's name means arrow in elven, when andruil's weapon was a bow, who's hunting instincts give way to something more protective.

davrin was taught the way of the three trees. it was created by andruil. andruil, the goddess of the hunt, also known as the goddess of sacrifice. davrin feels like a weapon sharpened to make that final sacrifice against the blight, a tool that once drove andruil mad, and has twisted ghilan'nain into something unrecognisable. andruil, blood and force, who loved a mortal for her creations and raised her to godhood.

would ghilan'nain see andruil in him? would that offer something more to her character than just oh she's evil?

the dalish tell a legend of ghilan'nain and a hunter who bested her. maybe it was a prophecy instead.

[ahappyphjl]

he said the lack of wedding ring

[otto-tigtea]

It's board game night, but it's your whole life

[random-twst-things]

*Ace, Epel, Grim in the office getting in trouble*

Crowley: So, because you and the perfect count as one student, it would only be fair to punish them as well!

Crowley: Said punishment will be given to you all, of course! You'll all be helping the janitors clean around the school for a month!

Ace: What?!

Epel: Fair?!

Grim: A month?! The hench-human didn't do anything! They're gonna ban tuna for the whole month!!

Crowley: That's unfortunate! But, I am trying to be a fair and reasonable headmage!

Grim: You can't do that to me-! I mean, them!

Ace: Dude, they're gonna kick ours asses for roping them into this!

Epel: We're done for.

Ace: Okay! How about this? You leave the perfect it of this! Don't even tell them!

Ace, leaning in: And the next time there's an anti-drug assembly, I will ask a question....

Epel: Ace, don't! What're you? Crazy??

Ace: Quiet Epel! Quiet!!

Ace, looking serious: I will ask a question of the speaker.

Crowley, taken aback: No one has ever asked a question at assembly...

Ace: I will ask one.

Grim: 😨

Crowley: A real question?

Ace: Yes.

Ace: Not like a, "Can we see your nipple?" kinda question. Like, a real one.

Crowley: Like, "how can I help ensure my school remains drug free"?

Ace: Like, "Who should I tell if I suspect a peer is on drugs?"

Crowley, shocked, hand on chest: Great Seven...

Epel: Ace, no-! No!

Ace: Shut up!

Grim: It's not worth it!!

Ace: Shut up! It's for the perfect! For us!!

Crowley, now serious: You have your deal. And may the seven have mercy on your soul.

Ace, Epel, and Grim: Thank you!

Dividers from/by @/cafekitsune

[whenthewallfell]

Clementine (or Emmy when she's being especially adorable) used to be Ryen's horse, but he gave her to Peeta because she was just too much of 'a borin' dozy mare' and he wanted something more exciting. Peeta bonded with her immediately and under his care she's grown into a happy, perky little thing who's always up for a challenge. She's also a bit of a bin on legs and constantly snuffling pockets for treats - her favourites are peppermints, but she will eat absolutely anything she can get a hold of.

Though friendly with everyone, Clementine adores Peeta most of all. He dotes on her constantly and the two are rarely seen apart.

Katniss and Buttercup think it's a bit weird tbh

[critter-covenant]

you WILL play games mf, get over here

[twistedappletree]

I don’t know why people are saying the Hansry reunion at Suchdol was underwhelming?? Look at the time they’re in, they can’t exactly go around screeching their feelings for each other—but if Henry stands up for Hans during the talk with Hanush about his wedding, it’s so bloody obvious how in love Hans is with Henry.

That speechless, longing look he gives Henry when Hanush says Hans isn’t happy about the wedding, and Henry looks directly at Hans and says with intimate understanding, “I can see why.”

The conversation with Hans after Hanush leaves where he tells Henry how worried he was about him, how Henry promises to tend to his wounds later and Hans’ voice softens in the cutest way because he’ll do just about anything to be alone with Henry again.

Hans mentioning finding somewhere more ‘private’ for the two of them to live together while Hans actively sabotages his wedding at every turn (lmao love him for that).

And when Hans says, “You and me… I guess we’ll have to wait and see” - if you listen to the determination and thought in his tone, this isn’t him saying he’s laying down and taking whatever is being forced on him. It’s him promising Henry that there will be a ‘you and me’ regardless of what happens. Which means even if he does get married, he’s going to find a way to still be with Henry—status and expectations be damned.

They literally cannot live without each other, it’s absolutely disgusting and perfect and horrible and lovely and devastatingly beautiful, I hate them so goddamn much (affectionate)

[thatrandombystander]

Ashur's whole Deal in Veilguard is extremely ripe for the sorts of identity shenanigans I love very dearly. I think Tarquin shouldn't know who he is so he can get to have a whole crisis because he's got a crush on both his day job boss (the Pope) AND his extracurricular job masked revolutionary leader (basically Batman)

Throw in a bit of religious imagery and devotion, and we are COOKING

[awesomeferret10]

Okay, question: @danielhowell @amazingphil

What the fuck was this entire video? Genuinely??

(Video compilation of the many times they implied they fuck, also some general unhinged times. Tagging them because I actually can’t take this shit anymore. I was not prepared.)

[c-0f-chaos]

I WANT TO GO SO MUCH AAAAA

[deadandphilgames]

i do not care if dan and phil keep the door to the specifics of their relationship firmly shut, slightly ajar or wide open, i just need them to stop hovering around the door because its making me nervous