#headcanon parade

[lixmooon]

Jujutsu Kaisen Phantom Parade ✨

[maskofnova]

I missed the parade today so im making up for it drawing the girls and living vicariously through them

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Percy, flirting: As a bisexual myself, I would like to be your bi awakening

Jason: I've been out for the past four years

Percy: What?!

Jason: Where have you been??

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Duke would give Bruce HELL If Bruce made him patrol on Juneteenth

Because who is this WHITE MAN making Duke work on a work free day?? A day to celebrate his and his ancestors freedom??

Bruce: Duke get ready for patrol.

Duke: no

Bruce: no..?

Duke: No.

Bruce: why-

Duke: MY ANCESTORS DID NOT-

*Bruce gets a long lecture about celebrating Juneteenth and black history and why Duke is not going on patrol*

[oldmannapping]

Directly riffing off this post, my brain wouldn’t stop. The idea of Jason furiously becoming a superstar HR manager for his goons gives me such pure joy.

The Adventures of Jason Todd And His Goons

Jason: “Shut the FUCK UP. What do you mean you’ve never had dental cover? This is fucking bullshit. Get me the paperwork right now, do I have to do everything my fucking self? God. You have three kids, right? Of course they’re going on your fucking plan, what do you think this is?”

Jason: “You guys want fucking CAKE on your birthdays? Are you shitting me right now? Are you fucking looking me in the eye and asking for cake on your birthday? You’re not fucking WORKING on your birthday, dumbshit, that’s a paid day off. Buy your own damn cake, eat it with your family, Jesus Christ.”

Jason: “Is that a dog? Did you bring a fucking dog in here? What the everloving pissfuck. Who decided to have a bring your pet to work day and not tell me so I could have treats ready for the very good boy, yes you are, you’re a very good boy. See now I feel like an asshole, I don’t have a treat for you, and you’re such a beautiful doggy yes you are, yes you are. I’m only gonna say this once: EVERY day is now bring your pet to work day. EVERY DAMN DAY.”

Jason: “Did someone set up a crib over there? Is that a crib in my warehouse next to the fridge where we keep our severed heads and leftover bean casseroles? Steve! STEVE! Show the new guy where the daycare room is. Jesus Christ. It’s like I didn’t spend four days last winter teaching you fucks about how to induct the new guys.”

Jason: “Someone signed us up to have a FLOAT IN THE PRIDE PARADE? I’ve been voted a fucking EMPLOYER OF CHOICE??? Fuck. The bar is so low, man. I just treat people with basic human fucking respect… Shouldn’t get a fucking award for that. And who the hell signed us up for this with only two weeks’ notice, how the fuck am I meant to make a custom rainbow helmet in two weeks? You think this shit’s gonna bedazzle itself? There better be a hot glue gun in my hand in the next three minutes or I swear to god I’m cancelling paintball this week.”

[kebuyo]

Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?

Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.

Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!

Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!

Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!

Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫

Cherry:

Joe: Never lie again.

[babygirl-diaz]

Just because he looks all adorable with his curly hair and big blue eyes, everyone assumes that Buck is submissive and a bottom, but only Tommy knows how his boyfriend is the real beast in bed...

[teatime-at-4]

Macaque

outfit + flag is the demiaroace flag

pants have the demi-boy flag

braclet is the bisexual flag

Wukong

outfit is based off the demi-aroace flag

flag/cape is the transgender flag

braclet is an upside down pansexual flag

[jellys-compendium]

Smutty BLR Vash headcanon incoming. 18+ Only, Minors DNI, tw for bodily fluids

I don't know about you, but BLR Vash strikes me as the kind of guy who would sink his fingers into your panties and whisper in your ear that he can't believe how wet you already are for him. He's so excited, you don't have the heart to tell him it's just discharge 🤣

[addlepater]

thinking about c!Wilbur dying in a crappy hospital bed in Utah, entirely alone, miserable, and having done absolutely nothing of worth in the twenty years since he got back. but he'd still die fulfilled, because at least he didn't hurt anyone else. because in his death, he can finally be sure the threat he poses is defeated once and for all.

he's a hero. he slew the dragon.

[artiststarme]

Happy Fourth of July!

Steve is afraid of loud noises after being held captive under Starcourt and being shot at in the mall. However, he still likes watching all of the bright colors in the sky on Fourth of July. So when Eddie comes along, he comes up with a solution. He puts headphones on Steve’s ears with loud metal music (eventually his) and hugs him all night while they both watch the fireworks. That way they can both enjoy the sights from the comfort of each others arms.

And if Eddie would rather watch the awe on Steve’s face rather than the fireworks, well, no one else needs to know.

[answrs]

so i love me a good sneasel!ingo fic, don't get me wrong

but also you cannot convince me The Overachieving Pokemons Georg Warden of the Lineaged Nobles of the Cliffs Ingo would not, at a minimum, have at least 1-3 razor claws on his person at any given time. possibly up to 8 or more if he's actively collecting them from distortions. he is well aware of how a sneasler evolves from a sneasel.

what im saying, is, emmet goes to sinnoh, and instead of Wacky Hijinks With Funny Tiny Sneasel Brother Time, is immediately grabbed, hoisted over the shoulder of, and summarily carried off by an 8ft tall extinct sneasel evolution wearing the uniform and shredded jacket of a guy that supposedly should have kicked it several centuries past.* because SOME Legendary That Shall Not Be Named Royally Fucked Up The Instructions On Sending A Human Through Time And Accidentally Made Him A Sneasel (it was Arceus. Arceus Done Fucked It Up. Dialga is legitimately baffled how It managed this sheer level of Fucked Up-edness doing Dialga's like literally One Job instead of just like. consulting it on the matter.)

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bonus points if Lady Sneasler tagged along. and brings some eggs. which Ingo is pleased as punch over. except then he gets to be absolutely mortified because the people here think they're (biologically) his. I mean. he's absolutely 100% Dad Who Stepped Up™ energy when it comes to caring for the eggs and raising the hatchlings, but that certainly doesn't help in denying the allegations. Also that he can't speak Human but like. mostly the former

(their genetic father is the alpha lucario that inhabits the northern cliffs of the Highlands that border the Icelands. just as like. a side tangent. I forget where I first heard the idea from but Hell Yeah I'll Integrate That Into My Belief Sysytem)

*wait no actually Lady Sneasler would definitely be the one to forcibly abduct this shiny warden outcome she sees just wandering the street. if another noble wanted this one they should've claimed him sooner. Ingo's great with the kids, but there's only so much he can otherwise do in a sneasler body with no opposable thumbs anymore. and as if by divine intervention (much like the previous ingo that appeared for her) this off-brand Ingo just got plopped in her way, so of course she's gonna haul it off back to the new nest!

[thapunqueen]

saw this years FNV companions for pride but consider: raul is a bitchy old twink and Lily is trans (bc I love her and I said so)

GRUNKLE RAUL AND GRANDMA LILY ARE SO SUPPORTIVE

[sneeb-canons]

HMS are all emo in their own way. Here's the list from least to most.

Heart

Overall aesthetic.

Soul

Two Wuv, was willing to risk RABIES for vampirism, “literally no one here tried to listen to me.”

Mind

Tries to seem emotionless, everything you listed here:

Headcanon #636

[parasolyaa]

RIDE THE CYCLONE HEADCANONS YOU SAY???

What about if the choir was at a pride parade?

oo i love this prompt!

ocean has a plain white t-shirt with text in times new roman that says “Members of the LGBTQIA+ community are people too.” or “Homosexuality is normal.”. treats the pride parade solely as a protest and doesn’t quite get the festive spirit. has a loud speaker to shout “gay rights for all” in the most boring voice ever and doesn’t quite understand why the crowd boos. (“are they homophobic? noel, as a gay man, tell me, can one be homophobic at a pride parade?” “well you’re here aren’t you”)

noel is, obviously, the initiator. he wears the most bombastic outfit with fishnets and crazy makeup, but without anything rainbow colored. because, a) you can already tell and b) bright colors are a disgrace to his romantic and dark persona, lola lola wouldn’t wear that, duh. ends up fighting with some conservatives from the anti-pride or whatever, even though they were very easy to avoid.

misha has a big poster with this image ↓ and walks around loud and proud.

even though he came to the parade in a bootleg adidas tracksuit, he somehow ends up looking zestier than everyone else. steals oceans loud speaker and blasts verka serduchkas songs

ricky wears a super detailed cosplay of a zolarian oc. people keep thinking he’s a furry or a drag queen, misha asks of it’s a verka serduchka reference. other than that he has a blast. his wheelchair is decorated with a ton of pride flags, some of them made up and some decorated to be more interesting (with a lot of stars and cats drawn all over them)

penny comes to the parade unsure asf and only because she tagged along with the choir. feels a bit lost and overwhelmed there, until an older lesbian approaches her and they end up having a heart to heart conversation on a dirty bench near the main street, where you can still hear the music and voices from the parade. they talk into the night, hug and cry, and she ends up with a baggage of best advice in her life and never sees the wise lesbian again.

constance bakes a rainbow themed cake with “i heart gays”, but it gets damaged and the phrase turnes into “eat gays” or smth like that (yes i did slightly steal the joke from gravity falls, sue me alex hirsh). she gets super scared about it and she is about to throw it all out until she realised the gays LOVE it. they devour it in one go and spread the rumour to the whole parade about the delicious gay cannibalism cake from the blackwood cafe. constance is relieved.

+ talia was the one who initiated the whole “giant gay flag on a giant mother homeland statue in kyiv”. google it, it’s cool

thank you folks for reading this, feel free to send me asks for headcanons! if you already did, then just wait for it, it might take some time :’)

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

Sad that it’s the end of mermay, always awesome to see what people create (merman Gaz was amazing to read)

Almost pride month though! Have a feeling that 141 would be extremely chaotic (in a good way) at a pride parade

~💫

Well now I feel like giving you my chaotic little pride parade hc:

1- In the words of my beautiful @superhero-landing, John Price is a leather daddy and shows up on one of the floats in full leather gear but with his ass out in assless chaps. He looks delicious. That's it. That's all I've got for the old man.

2- Simon Riley is wearing noise cancelling headphones and the darkest hoodie and jeans despite how hot it is out, but he has a reversible rainbow flag face mask that he can turn over to be fully black whenever he decides he's done with the crowd of people and wants to go home.

3- Kyle Garrick is definitely in the cutest color-coordinated outfit, wearing a crop top and denim shorts AND has both the rainbow flag and the trans flag painted on his cheeks, and has all his piercings showing. He definitely carries a fanny pack with a few things for other people, including hair ties and bandaids, just in case.

4- Johnny MacTavish is in the most ridiculous Hawaiian style shirt (could be flamingos, could be just polka dots, it's one of those short sleeve styles), cargo shorts and combat boots... but his shirt is unbuttoned and he's showing off his entire hairy torso. Has been drinking beer and is wearing a backward baseball cap like some sort of American frat boy... But has definitely has been (consensually) grinding on a tall goth-looking bloke for the past 20 minutes.

I don't make the rules.