#hood etc

[allthegothihopgirls]

when the batboys get broken bones or other things that can't be fixed in the batcave, and have to go to an actual hospital, they make up the most outlandish sounding excuses for their injuries:

dick (with a broken leg): "well you see, i was actually trying to jump over a river on a pair of rollerskates"

jason (with broken ribs): "i was volunteering at the zoo... feeding the alligators. i fell backwards with the meat in my hands, and one pounced on me. funny how much damage they can do."

tim (with the worst concussion man has ever seen): "oh that? i was walking outside.. and my brothers were playing basketball on the top floor of the house, and one of them accidentally threw the ball out the window, and it landed on my head"

(bruce hears that one and has to reconsider whether or not the version of the story tim told him (getting hit by condiment king's mustard launcher) was the truth or not)

damian (with fingers twisted in every direction): "i play the piano... very violently"

[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

Okay this panel is really fun.

[thejasontoddarchives]

It’s not often that Jason’s actions confuse me but

Red Hood (2016-) #51

[yj-98]

💥 ⸺ lucky hit. (commission for @haveahearttinman)

ko-fi commissions open!

[acearadiamegido]

@homestuckss pinch hit for @topfsecret !!

Reluctant face of the Alternian revolution Karkat is NOT quite used to having an entire security detail yet, and isn't sure why they're all dressed like sci fi adventure movie characters??

to which I would say, if you're gonna be planning an underground revolution against a spacefaring despot why WOULDN'T you dress for the occasion. c'mon.

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

[phantom-phoenixx]

Lazarus Pits were foul.

There was no nicer way to put it.

They were supposed to be cracks inbetween the 2 realms where ectoplasm, truly dead and rotten ectoplasm, sank to the bottom of the Ghost Zone and seeped through into the living realm to become apart of the earth, the water, the air. To gather energy and be renewed in order to seep back into the zone to contribute to the everlasting exchange of energies between the 2 realms.

That's what they were supposed to be. Until they were stopped up.

The dead ectoplasm never stopped leaking through, but it never returned back to the zone. It got stuck, held in place with old magics whispered in lost tongues that forced it to stay. To stagnate. To ooze over souls that were supposed to pass over and draw them back into their earthly bodies.

The Pits were a literal crime against nature and those who bathed in it came out with the stench of rotting magic clinging to them like a thick sludge as a marker to the dead and those blessed with the sight that there was something very wrong with the person.

Which is why when Phantom met the Red Hood for the first time, he instantly recoiled with his nose scrunched up in disgust and said 'Oh god ew, what the fuck.'

This happened in front of everyone.

[nightwingcouldyounot]

You know how I know they haven’t quite got the characterization down in this? 

Dick would never call Bruce ‘dad’ in this context. 

(Red Hood Outlaws 038)

[deepwithintheabyss]

There are already jokes circulating around that the Red Hood is just like a rabid dog

Despite that everyone is surprised when he shows up wearing a collar with Red Robins symbol dangling from it, clearly showing who he belongs to

[ungodlybliss]

practice batfam portraits except idk what im doing

[striveattemptfail]

it's 1am and i'm currently confronting the fact we have not had an on-panel jayroy interaction in five wholeass years

afaik last time jason and roy were actually in the same page together was for rhato annual #2 in 2018

they've mentioned each other in passing since then yeah, but omfg i don't think they've even been in the same vicinity since roy went to sanctuary?????

someone PLEASE prove me wrong bc it cannot have been 5 actual years

[sugarcandydoll]

HELPP I WANNA CRY MY EXAM JUST SHUT DOWN MID EXAM N ONLY HALF MY SCORE IS SAVED IDK WHAT TO DO ♡😭

[katatty]

Some lil lots I built for Spruceburg :)

[adelinamoteru]

at some point some of yall will have to admit to yourselves that the jason todd you like and have built up in fanon is not the jason todd that he actually is

inconsistent canon writing included, I have no idea where these povs on him are coming from if ur not actually meaning to do a disservice to his character

[gracebethartacc]

been brainstorming other stars specifically asters technically guardians/the wishing ground keepers? Liked the idea they were based on zodiacs and then my friend helped with coming up with ideas where their animal or theme plays into some kind of Disney movie or character 👀?