#i will sing if the world shall listen ❀ headcanons.

[sereneshymn]

ooc; tag dump

Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, Chapter 1-8: Glory Unwanted

[misc-obeyme]

AJSJD THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED SATAN'S ANNOTATIONS IS HILARIOUS, I LOVE IT

I really need Lucifer to show me step by step how to cook because man 😭 My mom's way is mainly verbal listed instructions and basically being told to measure with my heart

I know like two actual dishes (spaghetti and picadillo), and then random stuff like beans, macaroni, chopped pork, fideo and carne (in theory), and hamburgers. These boys are getting repeat dishes !! Also I have the opposite problem where I don't know how to cook small portions 😅

If I'm alone, I like to play music while cooking and sing along. That's what I was thinking about the other day, the brothers pulling up barstools to hang out and listen. It'd probably take forever for me to even try singing along if they're sitting in because I'm so self conscious about it aksjdj.

But once I do, I'm in my feels. Especially if it's in Spanish, because they're all sad or romantic songs my parents liked to play. I dunno if any of the brothers know Spanish, I like to headcanon that Mammon does and I didn't know because it never comes up. I also like to think Lucifer and Satan know Latin, so they could technically pick up bits and pieces. I'd definitely be cursing and muttering in Spanish if I didn't think Lucifer understood me in an attempt to get away with it and avoid being scolded.

anyway I keep thinking about some romantic song coming on Darte Un Beso by Prince Royce would be so good for this and I point to Mammon while singing it, and why are his ears suddenly turning red ?? Why is he a stammering mess and saying he's got something to take care of before he runs out of the kitchen ??

Cue whoever was also hanging out asking if the song was in Spanish and if I knew Mammon understood the lyrics. Now I'M flustered and mortified, and dinner is at risk of being burned as i curl up on the floor in embarrassment. I shall never recover. Knowing my luck, Asmo was recording because it was a 'cute moment'- IMAGINE HIM POSTING IT TOO 😭 IT PROBABLY GOES VIRAL AND OVERANALYZED AND NOW THERE'S GOSSIP COLUMNS SPECULATING WHAT'S GOING ON BETWEEN THE HUMAN AND AVATAR OF GREED

This is what happens when you have two tsunderes falling for each other </3 one of which who is going to deny her feelings to hell and back because she's scared of love lolol. Asmo and Beel would totally be the one's to team up and stage an intervention (I say Beel bc he DID call out how Mammon was snooping through MC's room but wouldn't have it in him to sell their belongings in early season one, something like that)

also unrelated but I got complimented on my rings today !! I started wearing a couple more along with my obey me one's. I feel so cool with them, lmaoo

- ✨ anon

Listen here, ✨ anon. One of you guys is gonna hafta 'fess up!

Honestly, that is another really adorable scenario. I've always liked to headcanon that Satan has taken the time to learn all the human languages because it just feels like a very Satan thing to do. I think Lucifer probably picked up a bunch just 'cause he's himself.

But I love the idea that Spanish is like... one of the few languages Mammon bothered to learn. And I see him as being the type to learn languages because of necessity. I also like to think that the demons have all spent a certain amount of time in the human world. So Mammon probably lived in a Spanish speaking country for a while and had to learn the language while living there.

Fast forward to you singing to him in the kitchen~ and he understands every word~

You know, actually, I kinda think if this happened, Mammon would eventually ask you about it himself. He's a tsundere, sure, but if he knows how you feel? I can't imagine him holding out from you for too much longer at that point.

I've always felt his tsundere ways have to do with him thinking it'll mess with the cool guy image he's always aiming for. And he only does that because he's a little insecure (not like Levi, he's on a whole other level). I mean, he probably still has a little bit of self deprecation going on in his head due to the whole Michael not being able to handle him thing... then add the whole fall situation and...

He's afraid of rejection, but if he knows you already have feelings for him, then what's there to be afraid of?

Don't get me wrong, he's still gonna be nervous about it, but I think he'd act on that once he had a minute to adjust...

And if he doesn't, there's always Asmo or Beel to help things along~

Yesss I love that you got a compliment on your rings! I bet they look cool, too!

[gaycrimesagainstmutants]

Hello! Could I please have some general Casey Jr x ftm!reader headcanons?

General FtM S/O Dating Headcanons

Genre: Fluff

A/N: Ye ask, and ye shall receive!

Okay, let's get one thing out of the way.

This man. This man right here? *slams table* TRANS MAN.

So, this guy gets it. On a spiritual level, GETS IT.

You two are the "I can't believe we're both gay and trans" meme.

Baby boy helps you in ANY way he can.

You struggling to put on your binder? He's got you in under 10 seconds.

Don't like taking testosterone shots because you don't like the needle/the pain/shots in general? He's counting down from three and doing it for you.

Disphoryoa got you in a mess? He's learned 10 different coping skills over the years, which one you wanna try today babes?

Calls you stuff like "babes," "hun," "my paradise." He's a sappy little romantic, got that from Leo.

Yeah, Leo is probably you guys #1 supporter. He stalked you two on your first date, giving Casey thumbs-ups and excited grins from a bush that totally was there before, trust him.

This boy loves you more than the moon loves the stars, I'm telling you.

Showers you in compliments day in, day out.

Takes you out to dates whenever he can, because he finally lives in a world where he can. Gets so excited to do the classic couple things Master Leonardo told him about like going to the movies or walking along the beach or going on a roadtrip to nowhere.

Tells you all about the crazy adventures he had in the future, and you hang on to his every word cause he's such a good storyteller.

Holds you close and lets you cry when things get to much. He's the type to listen and then proceed to do everything in his power to make you feel better. Peppers kisses all over your face while calling you his pretty boy, sings you your favorite songs (and lowkey has a pretty good singing voice like holy crap), anything to make you smile again.

He tried to find you guys matching couple stuff, but got really sad when everything was girlfriend-boyfriend. So he just bought a relationship-ambiguous friendship necklace from Hot Topic and played it off as a couple thing.

"Case, why does the tag say 'best friend necklace set'?" "Uh...no reason, my love! I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."

[raw-lesbian-energy]

May I ask for V x Seraph headcanons

Ask and you shall receive, dear anon!

Murder Drones: V x Seraph Headcanons

These two are absolute idiots

Their dynamic is “this world really sucks, but you make it suck a bit less”

The statement applies to both of them

Seraph is openly affectionate while V is much more reserved

V pretty much refuses PDA… when others are around, at least

When it’s just the two of them, however, V must be in contact with Seraph in some manner at all times

Seraph is very easy to fluster and V does indeed take advantage of this

Seraph tries to retaliate, but V holds a much better poker face

(It does fluster her but she’s better at not letting it show lmao)

Seraph talks a LOT; V listens

The two will spar with each other to help practice their fighting skills

V wants to do it to ensure Seraph can handle herself if she’s not around

Seraph will initiate tickle fights

Seraph will then horribly lose those tickle fights

V actually has fun with them and has taken to seeing tickling as “murdering without actual murder”

Which means she tickles Seraph a lot lol

On that note, Seraph has a maniacal cackle-like laugh

She’s insecure about it but V absolutely loves it

It’s another reason V will tickle her a lot lmao

Both of them can sing

Seraph tries to encourage V to sing more

V only tends to if it’s just her and Seraph

ALSO-

V is SUPER protective of Seraph

I’m talking someone even remotely flirts with Seraph and V’s already got claws out

Seraph is the same way but a bit more lowkey

She hurts with words, not claws

All in all they’re both just silly and I cherish them :3

[brawlstars-dragon-au]

may i humbly request some poco headcanons for this au..

Oh gosh Poco my boy- ask and you shall receive! (This one is VERY long thank you for your time 🛐🛐)

Poco's death, as of now, is unknown, even to him. One day, he woke up as a skeleton, clutching his trusty guitar. He always had a soul full of music and went off to explore this seemingly new world.

His attacks in this AU are quite similar, with his musical strums carrying quite a punch! Mostly, he plays a more upbeat tune to heal hid allies.

Currently I am working to redesign him slightly, but I have some notes to add on his design! His entire body is just the skeleton, no fur or feathered parts at all. In the redesign, I want him to wear some fake fur and feathers to replicate a fluffy, more friendly looking dragon.

The reason he wears fake fur and feathers is because as he played just as a skeleton with a hat and a tailored suit, he scared off some younger kids with his bones. Now, he's much more fluffy looking and approachable, especially for the younglings. He also uses small claw protectors on his hands so that he doesn't accidentally break his guitar strings (they are reinforced as well in case).

He slowly started to gain fame with his music as he explored the world, bringing songs that had a distinct ring to it. They were always a joy to listen to. Minus a few sour notes here and there, it's agreed that Poco is just very fun to watch perform.

It was in his expeditions with music that he met El Primo and Amber, fellow performers with their own craft. El Primo was an up and coming luchadar, while Amber was still finding what niche she could do in this growing world of entertainment.

Extra notes on Amber: She might've been a ribbon dancer or a baton twirler at this point! Her performances in the sky were really quite nice. She was happy, though other performers caught wind and were inevitably better than her, even with all the efforts she put in. This later led to her practicing with fire dances, as she learned her feathers were fireproof.

Back to Poco, while he played songs and did have a nice fanbase, they sadly left him for a bigger and much more popular band. This is based on old descriptions in-game. At this time, he nearly fell into a lot of sadness, feeling alone again as when he woke up after becoming a skeleton. He fell into a creative slump during this time.

When all hope was lost, El Primo and Amber helped him back on his feet to find his rhythm again. They stuck with their friend no matter what anyone thought. Now he's slowly building up his fanbase again at the park, becoming much more successful!

He's still part of the Bad Randoms band. He got invited on a few years back from Stu, who had seen a small show of his one day at a tavern. He and Stu became good pals a while back (I mean, who could be friends with Poco), and when Stu met him again he invited him on with a band that he and Buzz were forming. Buzz liked his vibes and they've been rocking ever since 🤘

Sometimes, he gets dreams of his time when he was alive. They're faint and far in between, but it slowly becomes clear it wasn't...recent. He'd been down under for a good few years, at least. Once he woke up crying, apparently seeing some loved ones in the dream. His heart, though now bound by magic, still missed them. If only he could remember their names.

Poco can play quite a few instruments! The guitar, ukulele, bass, banjo, harp, and keyboard. Oh, and maracas! He's got a whole collection at home 😎

He has a prehensile tail, which helps him carry his guitar.

He's very light, kind of like holding a couple of grapes /ref (seriously though, on average he's very lightweight. His bones were hollow as he was able to fly before, but now he cannot. Sometimes he gets dreams of flying, but it sort of spooks him out, even if it is fun.)

He has a lovely singing voice! Poco can do a few solid imitations of other brawlers' voices, and sometimes, they even help in brawls to disorient enemies in the bushes.

[shepardlives]

Abby headcanons ALL OF THEM

AUGH (mwah I kiss u thank u)

1. Holiday headcanon

Abby isn’t a big fan of holidays- he didn’t have a normal childhood and he’s got a hard time connecting with people- but he’s slowly warming up to them, being a part of a team again

2. Cooking headcanon

Abby spent time after he left blackwatch back in New Orleans, where he’s originally from, so now he knows how to make a mean dinner. He likes learning to cook though; eating is one of his favorite things

3. Sleeping headcanon

Abby is much more prone to cat naps throughout the day rather than sleeping through the night- he still has issues feeling safe enough to sleep a full eight hours

4. Driving headcanon

Do Not Get Into A Car With This Tiger Man He Does Not Have A Valid License

5. Bathing/showering headcanon

Abby keeps himself as clean as he can, although sometimes it takes a lot to groom himself to human standards

(Abby always smells like pine and a hint of spice)

6. Hugging headcanon

Abby is a wonderful hugger, if he’s comfortable enough with you. He likes to squeeze the life out of people to show his love

7. Kissing headcanon

Abby is surprisingly shy about kisses, but he’d be a sweet, gentle kisser

8. Sex headcanon

Abby is Big Horny on main but sometimes he has trouble finding partners (see the aforementioned tiger man part). He’s very attractive though, so a lot of his partners have been omnics

9. General physical contact headcanon

Abby isn’t big on physical contact unless you’re close to him; even then he can be a little unsure. But if you win his trust he’s very affection and will lay on you (you’re pinned)

10. Physical appearance headcanon

Abby is a Big Fluffy Tiger Man

11. Wardrobe headcanon

Abby owns a lot of sweatpants and sweatshirts, but that’s mostly because he doesn’t feel bad about cutting holes in them for his ears and his tail

12. Jewelry headcanon

He really doesn’t wear jewelry honestly!! He’s not big on it

13. Nickname headcanon

Abby is a nickname for Abeo- He’s not aware if he has a last name or not. That was the only name listed in his file

14. Dancing headcanon

Abby is very good at dancing, but it’s not something he does in public. Usually it’s reserved for when he’s alone listening to music

15. Singing headcanon

Abby’s vocal chords were altered by the experiments he went through, so he isn’t much of a singer. He does in the shower though (it sounds like yowling or meows with a particular vibrato sometimes)

16. Anger headcanon

Abby has a …. Shall we say short fuse, but a lot of restraint. Even if he’s ready to burn down a building he’ll hold it in

17. Soft spot headcanon

Abby is very gentle and kind to kids and to omnics; even if you’re just someone in need, he’ll stick his neck out for you

18. Favorite possession headcanon

Abby has a stuffed tiger plush from his therapist (who belongs to @willowwhispers ) and a necklace from his mother that was recovered from the lab he was found in. It’s the only bit of jewelry he’ll wear, wrapped around his wrist

19. Favorite photograph headcanon

Abby really doesn’t like pictures; he’ll duck out of the way or hide his face any time a camera comes out. He’s a bit of a cryptid that way

20. Relationship with/thoughts on (blank character) headcanon

Abby gets along well with Reyes- he was a solid commander and stuck up for him when everybody else wanted to put him in a lab. He was also pretty instrumental in Abby wanting to experience the world outside of blackwatch and not just hide somewhere or become a merc for hire.

[ash-the-porcupine]

What do you think might happen in Sing 3? Sing 3 headcanons.

*Rubs hands together* Here we go! It is my personal belief that Sing 3 will be a WORLD TOUR movie, and maybe they'll drag Jimmy Crystal back in! A few things we can be SURE of?:

-Buster will go in over his head

-He will do something dumb

-He will lie a lot

-He will break some laws

-Illumination will keep up the tradition of getting him soaked at least twice in the movie XD

-They will put on a huge show at the end

-Miss Crawly will do something absolutely crazy

Now, then there are my fan hopes and theories. Let's get into those, shall we?

-One hope, is that we will get a glimpse into backstories this movie! I have so many questions about all of them!

-Another, is that we will see a lot more of Jimmy Crystal. Not because I liked him - I hated him - but (1) WHUMP FIC OPPORTUNITIES, PEOPLE! and (2) IT. WORKS. SO. WELL. Buster's got a terrifying psychotic nemesis! Yayyyyyyy

-Another thing I hope is to REALLY jump into Buster and Ash's relationship and maybe even confirm Jooshy as an actual ship. I would settle for a siblings dynamic though.

-THEY BRING PORSHA BACK. Not just because Halsey is my favorite singer ever, but Porsha makes me laugh and she's such an interesting character to see and work with. At first I didn't like her because she was entitled and bratty, but she grew on me with her better qualities and quirky personality.

-They add Dolly Parton as one of the voice actorsss!

-We learn the truth of what happened to Buster's parents.

-This movie is EVEN BIGGER than the last one! Chaos, epic lights, special effects, sick costumes, a crazy-as-heck adventure, Illumination needs to go all-out! No lie, I would wait six years willingly for the result of it.

-Clay Calloway. I want to see a little more of his healing!

But aside from my mere wishes, here is how I ENVISION Sing 3.

-They get the chance to go one a world tour, with a little prodding, everyone agrees.

-They go theater to theater, but something fishy's going on and no one realizes it but Rosita. Buster won't listen.

-Time goes on and at their final stop, the chaos reaches it's peak as THERE IS JIMMY CRYSTAL

-Chaos and endless whump opportunities.

Did I just get a plot for my next Sing fanfiction? Yes. Yes, I did.

Hope you enjoyed, and wishing you the best!

[miniimapp]

A-Z Fluff (Robaire Edition)

Gen ;; Fluff - Alphabet Headcanons

Warnings ;; Nada

Proofread + Edited ;; lol

Auth. Note ;; WELCOME TO DAY 21 OF THE 4*TOWN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN !! TODAY'S THE DAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!

This is the first of many posts tonight, so please go check out the advent calendar pinned to my page for each day's post :DD

Enjoy !! <3

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A = Activities (What kind of things do you do?)

He loves to sing for you and show what he's working on,, but Ro's a workaholic so try to steer activities away from work stuff and keep it purely for fun

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Yes,, when Robaire's older and feels more stable in his career he definitely wants kids

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Be ready for som serious spooning,, Ro prefers to be big spoon but whatever you want he'll try out so dw lmao

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Romantic,, probably candlelit.. Robaire wants you to feel wanted and loved when you're with him so he goes above and beyond no matter what you do, whether it's a simple night in or a fancy restaurant

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world)

You are his heart

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

The first time you came to support him at one of 4*TOWN's concerts.. it really meant the world to him to know that you support him and his dreams

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

V gentle,, unless you ask otherwise ;DD

Kidding,, Ro treats you very gently, he's passionate, obviously, but he holds you and treats you gently

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He likes to be as close as possible at all time,, he'll interlock you finger and your arms yknow lmao

I = Injury (How would they react if you got hurt?)

He's calm on the outside,, utterly panicking on the inside

Jesse will have to be called or Robaire will consult wikihow.. ://

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

No,, he's secure in your relationship and trusts you completely

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

It's incredibly tempting to just put French kiss and be done with it,, I'd say he's quite chaste, a simple press of the lips unless he gets your explicit consent to anything more

Robaire initiated your first kiss,, it was on a date as he was walking you home and he just really wanted to kiss you so, so he asked, you said yes and he did

L = Love (Who says I love you first?)

You did,, after one of his concerts where he had basically a dedicated speech to "a special staff member" (you) who really helped "the band" (him) through tough times, twas cute

M = Memory (What's their favourite memory together?)

Seeing you in the crowd for the first time at the first concert of theirs that you went to,, truly gave him a whole new burst of energy lmao

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Anything you desire shall be yours,, my dear..

He tends to buy flowers and chocolates unless you ask for something specific, but the bouquets will always have meaning so grab that flower language dictionary babe

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Red,, for love and passion

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Mon amour, mon chéri, ange

Babe, angle, love, sweetheart, baby

Q= Questions (What are the questions they’re always asking?)

"Do you need anything ??"

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Slow dance with you to old love songs that his mum and dad used to dance to <3

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

For others,, he'll sit them down and ask if they wanna talk. If they do,, he'll listen and offer advice he think will help. If they don't,, he'll ask what they want to do and let them pick what works best for them.

For himself,, he wants to be with someone, whether it's him talking about why he's upset or something else entirely, or whether they just sit and listen to music and brood

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Work,, don't let him talk about it for too long in his free time.

Ro also likes to gossip about weird company drama which doesn't count as work talk and we all know that lmao

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Self care day,, face masks, music, being with people he loves, retail therapy, the whole shebang

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

He'd propose 1+ year/s into the relationship in a romantic location,, ideally one that means a lot to you both

Robaire would use his mother's engagement ring (that she gave him) and propose after singing a song he wrote for you and only you,, he'd never sing it for anyone else

X = Xylophone (What's their song?)

It's Gonna Be Me - *NSYNC

Y = Yearning (How well do they cope when they’re separated from their S/O?)

He copes fairly well but misses you a colossal amount,, Ro will reach out whenever he's got the spare time and face time for as long as possible

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Mans just really wants a cat

[crowisinthetrash]

6, 9, 15 ♡

hello mika! hope u are having a good day/night :)

6 - Favourite headcanons belonging to other people?

my favourite headcanons are when people draw or write how characters who haven't met and if they met, how'd they act. my favourite one being Scara and Itto <3

9 - If you were from Teyvat, where would you live?

ooo hard one. i think i'd pick mondstadt but liyue would be a close second. i feel like it would somewhat remind me of home and i feel like it would be a nice place to reside. but i would probably be more of a travelling adventurer like the traveler and visit other nations every so often

15 - What's your favourite voice line from the game?

Alot of the birthday voicelines are my favourite but my personal favourites (besides Itto's birthday voiceline), humour wise are:

"Don't tell me they did it again..." - Kuki Shinobu, joining the party

"Understood. I just have to stand here, right?" - Shenhe, joining the party

"Have you seen that gentleman around? Huh? He's just a normal man by the name of Zhongli now? That must be quite the change for that old block-head. Come with me to see him, will you? I have a vintage I dug up from Windrise that I can take as a condolence gift. Oh, ahh... did he still seem strong when you saw him? How strong? Am I likely to get blown away?" - Venti, about Morax

and lastly:

"Oh, don't listen to the Shogun. Desserts! Cavities are no big deal — you can just replace your teeth. Anyway, I just don't see how desserts can pose a serious obstacle to my pursuit of Eternity." - Raiden Shogun/Ei favourite food

Though for more meaningful ones:

"Give me your hand. Heh, there's no need to be nervous. I'm just taking you to a vantage point.

How is it? The scenery here should be quite breathtaking. There's no need to thank me — I see little point in it." -Scara, birthday

"Oz, my loyal companion. That we should have met this person, one who hails from another world as I do... Perhaps even cruel fate has deigned to smile upon me, though sin courses through my veins. If I am indeed destined to remain here, in this inescapable prison that is reality, at least—"

"I understand mein Fräulein! In this traveler, Fräulein has found one who will never forsake" - Fischl, About us: ones dear to heart

"I heard it was your birthday, so I wrote a haiku for you. Unfortunately, I'm not the most talented in this area, and after trying for several evenings, I was still only able to come up with the first two lines... I guess I'll just share what I've got so far, then. "Sun and moon rejoice / Birds of dawn sing songs anew"... Wait, don't say a word, I think the final line is coming to me... Yes, how about.... "Far from home, with you." Anyway, Happy Birthday. Let's go and get you some cake, shall we?" - Kazuha, birthday

and lastly:

"Are you sulking? That's no good — c'mon, follow my lead. First, use your right hand to draw a biiig circle in front of you. Then, use both hands to take all those negative feelings off your chest and into the circle. Next, push it away as hard as you can! So? Feeling better now?" - Nilou, about us: dealing with anger

[yandere-romanticaa]

What kind of Yandere would Venti, Chongyun and Razor be?

I plan on eventually giving them all their yandere headcanons but let's make it short and sweet for now!

Venti wouldn't be that bad if I'm being honest. As the god of freedom, he is well aware of how much stripping someone away from their independence can sting and just how much a person can loathe you for doing so. Venti will not take that approach, but that doesn't necessarily make him less suffocating. Chances are, you're probably going to stay in Mondstatd by choice, not because Venti told you so but it would be a blatant lie to say that he is not a massive influence. He does encourage you to travel far and beyond and he is more than willing to listen to your tales of adventure but under the condition that you come back to Mondstatd at least once a month. And once you do, you find it difficult to leave. All of a sudden there are so many of these commissions you have to take, people to help, and look even the knights need your assistance as well! And Archons forgive that you miss a festival, you cannot miss on that fun! In the middle of that chaos is Venti, who sings to you both day and night, how you belong in this beautiful city, how it's your home. After a while, you really do start to believe that too.

Feral little Razor, whatever shall we do with him? Razor has a bit of a reputation of being a weirdo who lives in the woods among the citizens of Mondstatd but he never really cared for their opinions. Razor's world were his Lupical, hunting and the woods. A simple life if I say so myself but the wolf boy starts to wonder why his chest feels so heavy whenever he's around that one specific person. You know the one, the one who always smells nice and is always smiling? That one, that's the one who caught Razor's eye! Poor little guy, he's beyond confused, he just doesn't know what to do with himself. He can't help but to stare and the worst thing about it is that he has no idea what he's doing or how it affects the people around him. All he knows is that he feels fuzzy and warm inside whenever he is around that person, and he wants to keep those feelings where they are. Perhaps it's time for a new member to join his Lupical, yes?

And finally we have Chongyun. Like Razor, he also has no idea what he's doing and why it's happening in the first place. For him though, this is much more dangerous because it causes him to grow too excited and we all know why that's not good. He's just so scared, you know? Scared that he'll one day snap and do the worst, scared that he could hurt his beloved in the worst way possible. So that is why he stays away, that's why he avoids you like the plauge. Please, please do not go near him, his heart might just explode.

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

I want to say that your posts are so wholesome 😊 and can you do a courting headcannon please. Thank you in advance.

I fell asleep and woke up thinking about this, so as I leave some tabs open for reference, I shall grab an energy drink and get right onto this~♡

You didn't specify what characters you wanted so I will do just for the brothers.

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How The Brothers Court You

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Lucifer

Gloves Off!

You got cold hands? Well, not anymore. Lucifer will often just take them off and give them to you as soon as he feels your hands are slightly chilly. They may be too big to fit on your hands but believe me when I say he is melting at the sight.

He Totally Doesn't Know How to Choose Gifts.

You know that one thing you really liked while you were window shopping but didn't have the money to buy it and Lucifer saw you? Congrats, it's yours now. He thinks he's smooth but the truth is that if it was up for him to choose, it would lead to disaster.

Your Obedient Servant, Lucifer.

This man is BIG on acts of service. You need a coffee in the morning? He is already carrying both yours and his on each hand. Need some help carrying something heavy? He was already sticking his hands and carrying it for you before you even had the chance to find it too heavy. He's a mess.

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Mammon

Love Letters.

A callback to his birthday, Mammon has promised to write letters to you, and he is so adorable at them. Some are small with him giving you compliments, others are big as he writes his heart out to you.

Sing Us a Song You're The Broke Man.

And a callback to the wedding event, you can bet that was not the first time he has sang a song for you. Expect many to be directed to your humble self at every karaoke you take part on with Mammon. Sometimes he is drunk and it's hilarious.

Humble Gifts

Who needs expensive things when you have a blushy Mammon giving you small, yet meaningfull, things? A change of pens, a little candy you wanted to taste, an origami you taught him how to make, and even shiny stones he finds around the devildom, he gives them all to you.

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Leviathan

Love of Love by Love For Love.

Sitting down for hours listening to you ramble attently? Being angry with you, happy with you, sad with you, he will do it with pleasure. To him, if he loves you, therefore he loves what you love too, because he loves the way you love.

Your Personal Benefactor

You need that copy of your favorite book? He totally didn't already plan to go with you. You need a place to concentrate in your studies? Blue actually helps you remember things so he totally didn't think being in his room would help, pff no. He totally isn't always there to give you a hand because he cares what are you on-

What Is Yours is Yours and What is Mine is Also Yours

Callback to a chat with him where he asked to put some of his posters in your bedroom because he ran out of space in his. Don't be fooled, if there is one thing I know from personal experience, letting him put his stuff on your walls makes him go over the moon.

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Satan

The Art of Seduction

The friendly approaches, the teasing, the weekly dates, although he already did it all before catching feelings for you, he totally doesn't know any better. The only difference is how he becomes much less formal, and a lot more smiley.

The One Thing You Can't Replace.

Making your own stuff means there will be nothing else like it in the world, so expect him to get out of his way often to make you handmade gifts. A plushie, a bracelet, a spoon, a book, you name it.

Are You a Turtle-

I headcanon Satan as a biter. He is the person who will playfully try to bite your fingers when it's too close to his mouth, he will nibble on your neck and your earlobe. He won't hurt you, he just likes biting, and he likes you so-

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Asmodeus

Another Benefactor

A callback to season 1's ball on Diavolo's birthday where Asmo gave you your clothes as a gift, so just like with clothes, expect him to buy creams and oils, give you massages and invite you to a spa. He will treat you and himself to all the nice things he can afford.

Show Off.

Oh how he will show off how close you two are. There are selfies on Devilgram with heart emojis, mentions of you in his social circles, everyone knows how Asmo is already fell deeper than the lowest layer of Hell.

Boyfriend Material

Call back to two chats where Asmo has proven to be good at handcrafts by fixing a doll and making his own shopping bag. Expect him to not only buy you things, but to also make some things on his own! Need a new bag? No problem! A purse? Coming right up! A pencil case? He will make it amazing! A coin pouch? Just leave it to him!

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Beelzebub

Hold Me Tight Like Hamburger

Social distancing? Scratch that, he is going to give you a bear hug for every time you guys greet each other, he even lifts you up a bit. He is just really happy.

Eat This

"Bell doesn't share food" yeah right, say that to all the food he has personally held out for your to eat with his own bare hands. And it's not just any food either, the more you like the food he is eating, the more he shares. Oh, it's your favorite? I see, you can have it all, he will get another.

There For You on Thick And Thin

He will be there with a supportive hand when you need encouragement, he will be there by your side when you're sad and suffering, he will be there by your side when you are so excited and happy you can't stay still, he will drop everything, anything, just to be there for you.

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Belphegor

He's a Brat Because He's in Love

Yes he will mess your hair, put things out of your reach, draw on your face while you're asleep and drop pillows and blankets right on your face with love. He can't be honest with his feelings and this is the result.

Romeo

This boy will be you personal sneak buddy. Need alone time in a big party? He does too so c'mon. Can't sleep? He just woke up so c'mon. You just want to run away for a while? He knows a good place, c'mon!

Personal Pillow

Belphie basically ditches his cow print pillow for you. Be it your lap, your shoulders, your belly, he will sleep on you. And the best thing? He loves to let you sleep on him too. Everytime you do it, he curls up around you.

[marmaligne]

1/1 Hello! headcanon S/O makes good covers of songs and music videos(like those YouTube videos)? Swerve, as a lover of Earth(this is how it was mentioned in the comics) walks on the Internet and finds various covers performed by their human friend, watches and listens to them all and then runs to show Rewind.

[TF MTMTE] S/O Who Makes Song Covers

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* At first, Swerve was having a particularly slow day in the bar.

* He had just dealt with another one of Whirl’s shenanigans which accidentally blew up into a huge scuffle between Whirl and Skids, which got Chromedome and Rewind involved after Whirl stole their drinks in order to drench Skids in energon.

* The resident liaison, aka you, had watched from afar as everything turned to scrap between them and the whole area erupted into a bar fight.

* Swerve was embarrassed to say the least—the one person who ever seemed to pay attention to him on this damned ship, and they witnessed him unable to control his own patrons.

* He decided to close the bar early and retire off to his habsuite afterwards—better than sticking around.

* Turned on a datapad while sipping a cube of highgrade because Primus knows he deserves it.

* Began surfing through the internet and stumbled upon his favourite video streaming and uploading site: youtube.

* At first he scrolled through recommended cat videos, DIY’s and gaming streams, until he found something strangely out of place on the home page.

* He’d stumbled upon the music section and saw your face plastered to the front of a video image. Beneath it captioned “Born this way [Cover by s/o]” and featuring a plethora of other musicians and background singer mentions.

* He clicked on it, immediately entranced by the thought of you having a secret life or hobby, possibly whatever you did for a living before joining the LL crew.

* Absolutely astounded by the sound of your voice—he truly believed you were the incarnation of clarity based on the effortlessness of your rhythm and lack of lisps or vocal breaks.

* Swerve used to invest a bit in musicians back on Cybertron, he never owned a bar back then but understood that Cybertron’s versions of human ‘Harlems’ contained a lot of organized musical entertainment.

* When he opened a bar on the ship after finding the distillery with Skids, the first thing he thought of was music.

* Never found a decent singer cause everybody on the LL sucks.

* Immediately after finishing the first video, he clicked on your profile and continued scrolling, finding the oldest one on your account and beginning there.

* The post itself was 8 years old, which meant you had been in the industry of cover songs and albums for a decent time before you joined the LL on their adventures across space.

* He listened to every single one of them, with themes ranging from jazz and reggae, to rap and pop music from disney movies.

* Fell in love with your personality even more through your music; surely someone who sounds so beautiful has a beautiful heart as well!

* Immediately after finishing the last video, he ran to show the only other over-appreciator of media: Rewind.

* Rewind was astounded as well by your abilities, immediately began recording and downloading the recordings to a private database for future purposes.

* Both of them immediately called a bar meeting at like.... 3 am.

* Ultra Magnus (Minimus Ambus) arrived first and demanded to know why an emergency meeting was called.

* Rodimus and Chromedome arrived next because Roddy thought there’d be a fight, and Chromedome heard that Rewind sounded the emergency alert.

* As soon as everyone gathered, and Swerve stated it had something to do with their dear human liaison, everybody shut up.

* The room fell silent until Rewind began streaming the music to the bar speakers.

* Immediate awe from everyone in the room.

* This melodious voice belonged to s/o? Their little liaison? The one everybody used to ignore?

* Crushes and developing friendships all around the room and you hadn’t even arrived yet.

* The moment you stepped foot into the bar, everybody once again went quiet. When you asked why, an immediate response broke out.

* “You sing?!” and “I didn’t know your original function was a musician?” and “I didn’t know you had such a sweet voice!” rang out across the ship.

* You were evidently startled, and Swerve could tell—Rewind as well—and Swerve had to smash a clean glass against the counter to gain everyone’s attention again.

* “Let’s hear what our friend here has to say, shall we?”

* Everybody once again turned to face you.

* You explained that it was rather embarrassing they had stumbled upon an old ‘hobby’ of yours, but told them that you used to be a well-loved solo-singer back in the early days before the lost light.

* You never gained much fame beyond the internet media streams and sometimes group choreographs, but found a joy in music anyways, hoping to make your life long dream of finding fame and happiness out of singing come true.

* When you realized that such a thing was hard to achieve, especially in your national industry, you basically gave up on trying to achieve it, which is why the date of your last upload was about 2 years before you came to the crew.

* They listened intently, Swerve especially, and their expressions changed from astonishment to sadness.

* “So you.... don’t sing anymore?” came from a slightly downed Megatron—he thought there’d finally be someone to appreciate his poetry.

* You told him no, and the entire bar began to beg. About 100 bots shoved into a small bar, begging and pleading with you to continue your dream and make new music—some offering to teach you Cybertronian if it meant you could produce it in their language.

* The hesitancy in your voice was obvious, but you did eventually agree.

* The LL broke out into cheering, and Swerve reopened the bar for the night so that the others could party away. Ultra Magnus and some other tired bots slipped off down the halls to recharge again, but not before offering their congratulations (and bribes).

* You smiled slightly and exited the room, heading to the internal flight deck for some alone time.

* Swerve eventually made his way down after everyone had had their drinks, wanting to speak with you about the past.

* “Why’d ya’ give it up in the first place? Singing I mean.”

* “I don’t really know, I suppose because I realized that my dreams were unobtainable.”

* “Then maybe you’ll find that here on the Lost Light, there’s a lot more room for change.” he spoke to you.

* He didn’t know it that night, but you agreed with him. There was a lot that the world could offer, even more so now that you knew the universe was so vast.

* Maybe you went unappreciated on Earth, but you now have hundreds of bots ready to fight for a simple song from you.

* And who knows? Music videos would be 1000% cooler if you filmed them with giant robots out in space.

BONUS:

* Your voice alone singlehandedly turned Getaway back to the good side.

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✨ Hope you enjoyed ✨

[local-ground-apple]

Hello there! Could I request some headcanons of the dorm leaders with a female reader who's like a Disney princess (is extremely compassionate, has a great singing voice, animals love them, etc) please and thank you!!

Malleus and Leona are already done and they’re here~~

Enjoy~~

❤️ you and Riddle are often seen together in the garden taking care of hedgehogs, even though you spend most of that time inquiring why are they colorful. Since animals love you, they don’t prick you at all (on the contrary Riddle is covered in quills and later you have to tend to his small injuries),

,,Like, how can a hedgehog be pink?” “You don’t have pink hedgehogs in your world?” “No?”

❤️ tea parties

❤️ a lot of tea parties,

❤️ you often make flower crowns from the wrongly-painted roses in the garden and Riddle constantly refuses to wear them (yet he keeps them in his room till they wither, then he uses dried flowers as bookmarks),  

❤️ Riddle literally craves your attention. You’re one of the few peoples who doesn’t question his attachment to the rules and how he enforce them, no, instead you politely word your opinion and then assure him that you will be always there for him,

❤️ honestly, Riddle needs someone compassionate, non-judgmental, patient and extremely affable. Your tender, gentle touch or your kind words which praises him are making up for the lack of kindness from his mother in his childhood. Riddle at first is not accustomed to your affection, but after a while, he realises he absolutely needs it,

,,But seriously, I need to know why they’re pink. Is this a dye, some genes or magic?” “New rule 811 - one shall not question the color of hedgehogs”

💙 your compassion is what drew him to you, after all isn’t he a benevolent man himself when he wants to be?

💙 he is a master manipulator and you wouldn’t even notice his subtle tricks. When Azul wants your compassion, affection or affability, he will get it with his carefully phrased words,

💙 in his eyes you were naïve, squeamish and probably easy to manipulate girl. So naturally, Leech twins were sent to persuade you to seek help from generous Azul. He was quite surprised when Jade told him you politely refused with a smile and then shamelessly proceeded to ask questions about their tails. Azul was, hmmm, stunned, while you were just curious about ocean creatures,

💙 no matter what misfortune happens in your life, your spirit remains cheerful and unaffected (even though all those events are carefully planned by Azul and are caused by Leech twins),

💙 eventually, Azul won’t admit, but he seeks comfort in your kind words, praises you always direct at him when he manages to achieve something. Your bright spirit doesn’t make him end his shady ways, but you definitely help him slowly forget about his past. You’re making him feel special and valid. You tried to change him for the better, yet you failed miserably, 

💙 absolutely loves when you sing, he could listen to your voice for hours (yes, he tried to make a contract to take it from you)

💙 sometimes Azul can’t help himself and take advantage of your kind heart and gullibility. He is a greedy and unscrupulous businessman after all,

💙 and sometimes you can’t help yourself and remind him that he should finish with his fishy business,

🧡 absolutely adores you, you’re like the definition of his ideal type,

🧡 cheerful and affable? Checked. Sociable and caring? Checked. Good at singing and dancing? Checked.

🧡 you are a perfect match for each other, always beaming with happiness and your positive energy combined together sometimes it’s too much for Jamil, 

🧡 Kalim often sings duets with you and you both are often found dancing together or practicing new steps,

🧡 you and Kalim are both carefree and usually don’t really think about consequences of your actions, so you often get in trouble (mostly it’s you who is targeted by Azul and his golden contracts),

🧡 Jamil is not fazed anymore when he sees you both wrecking chaos accidentally,

🧡 from now on, you both are competing over the title of “The Most Cheerful In Whole School”,

🧡 carpet rides under star-studded sky are one of your favourite ways to spend time together,

🧡 Oh, and you absolutely adores his elephants and get along with them surprisingly well,

,,You have your own elephant?!” “Yes, even more than one but I stopped counting after the tenth one, I think.” “YOU HAVE MORE THAN TEN ELEPHANTS??? I want to pat them”

💜 absolutely loves that soft, delicate side of yours,

💜 with Vil you will surely turn into real princess who you should have been from the very beginning, he loves when you wear long, beautiful gowns,

💜 does your hair, make-up, imposes on you a quite complicated and time-consuming beauty routine which sometimes makes you frustrated. He adores when you wear long, beautiful gowns and often makes you try some of them in one day. Once you spent six hours just trying on various dresses,

💜 you are like a perfect fit for Pomefiore and you will spend there more time than in your own dorm. 

💜 Vil makes you to polish and turn you into perfect princess. Etiquette lessons, teaching you ballroom dances is just one of the things he is willing to do for you, 

💜 when you saw Rook beaming with happiness returning to Pomefiore with dead rabbits….to say you were stunned would be an understatement,

💜  it was the first time Vil had seen you being so, hmmm, spiteful, which wasn’t suitable for lady, in his opinion,

💜 you and Rook had a conversation which lasted for about half of the day, discussing his hunting and at the end of it you decided to make a symbolic funeral for rabbits, 

💜 you avoid Rook a lot and he shamelessly follows you into the woods, cause you’re a perfect bait for animals since they are drawn to you,

,,I’m not some human bait for those poor rabbits!” 

🖤 are you a character who walked out straight from anime into his life? Cause he certainly views you as one,

🖤 you’re such a perfect human being, aren’t you? Always kind and compassionate to everyone, with a bright smile sdorning your beautiful face, loved by animals and gifted with amazing singing voice. You are truly impeccable, 

🖤 when students saw you walking with Idia holding hands in the broad daylight, let’s just say, you both were at the tongues of literally everyone. Your efforts were commendable, 

🖤 you’re such a nice contrasting couple. Who would have thought that antisocial, glum dorm leader of Ignihyde would fall for such cheerful, bright spirit as you?

🖤 likes seeing you surrounded by animals or hearing birds harmonising with your singing, you look so happy that he cannot help but smile too, 

🖤 it’s not like you overcame his antisocial barriers and turned him into soft man. No. Yet, you gradually began making his world slightly more colorful and brighter just with your presence alone, 

[valcalico]

Athena and Ares

(Just my thoughts on them and their relationship)

I have a lot of feelings about these two. They have a very complex dynamic, where they don’t really like each other, but they can’t work without each other either.

Athena provides rationality to the cruelty of war. She is the strategy and logic behind it. The objective. One might say she represents the generals, and the politicians and the main heroes. Basically the big players.

And Ares? He’s the opposite. He represents the emotion associated with war. He is the bloodlust and the desperate fight. Where the battle is thickest, where there is no room for thought, and when its pure survival instinct that drives you, that’s Ares. He represents the worst parts: the blood and the violence and the cruelty. He is accompanied by fear and terror (Phobos and Deimos). One might say he is the god of soldiers.

So they need each other. If they actually worked together, they’d be one of the dangerous forces ever, even in god circles. But they don’t. Not only because of how differently they view the world, but also because of deeper nuances in their relationship.

Athena is beloved. She is Zeus’ favourite child and his right hand goddess. The people love her. She is the patron of one of the most powerful, influential cities, Athens. She is highly respected everywhere else too. A protector of heroes and a friend to humanity.

Ares, on the other hand, is disliked by many. Zeus says he is “the most hateful of all gods” and says he would have thrown him into Tartarus if he wasn’t his and Hera’s son. (Its in the Iliad) (This part always makes me sad poor ares) He is highly respected in Thrace and Sparta. But Athens dislikes him and worships him out of necessity only.

Even in modern times, Athena is considered a feminist icon and badass lady, while Ares is labelled a brute.

Most people know this. So why did I just type out all that? Cause context is important when delving into the myths.

So first of all, let’s debunk that last point I made. In the ancient myths (and I’ll try not to include romans esp. Ovid), it didn’t work that way at all. Of course it’s important to keep in mind that ancient Greece was very misogynistic. But still, Athena was not feminist at all. Her being a “masculine” woman (mostly) was what made her so acceptable to Athens and she was regularly used to shut down other women. Also:

(The actual translation of this scene was circulated a while back. So you’re probably familiar with this. Also I’m not saying this to offend any worshippers of Athena or anyone who admires her. There are a lot of bad things in greek mythology and Athena’s internal and external misogyny is probably the least of my concerns. Plus if the greek gods did exist, i believe they change with the society, so they will no longer be Like That in the present day.)

Ares, on the other hand, was incredibly feminist, especially for that time. He surrounded himself with women he loved and respected. (Aphrodite, Eris, Enyo, etc). His lovers were often famously women who challenged the status quo (Otrera, Cyrene). He was regularly show to be a good father to all his daughters, immortal and mortal. (Harmonia, Hippolyta, Penthesilia, Alkippe). Also:

If that isn’t the coolest thing EVER-

Anyway, I won’t delve deep into that (well, any more than I’ve already rambled about it).

Now that we have gotten that out of the way, we can get to the hypotheticals.

I headcanon that despite ALL the evidence to the contrary, they maybe don’t despise each other completely. I see them having more of a love-hate relationship.

The thing is, gods are very contrary creatures. Zeus and Hera’s fights shake the world one moment, and in the next, they are as loving as any. Apollo is smiling and singing in one moment and skinning a satyr alive in the next. This complexity should be given this relationship too.

Like I said above, they need each other. Both general and soldier are equally important in war. And I don’t think you can completely truly need someone and hate their existence at the same time. (There are exceptions)

This scene in the Iliad really got me thinking:

If you take the scene at face value, this is probably not something to think too much about. Its Athena going to Ares, insulting him a bit, and taking him away from the war.

But its more than that. First off, Athena goes upto Ares and can calmly convince him to listen to her. Second, look how she frames the question. She says “shall we” which i think is pretty important. Athena doesn’t need to worry about Zeus’ anger or his rules, as she shows later on in the Iliad, and before, during the Rebellion. Both Athena and Ares knows this well. So why does she also need to withdraw? She can make the point without adding herself to the equation. She can also fairly easily run him off the battlefield like she does later. But she doesn’t. And there isnt any hostility from Ares.

Instead, they go together, away from the battlefield and...sit down near a river bank? Basically relax as much as they can? That doesn’t sound like a hateful relationship.

There is also the fact that Ares was going to join sides with the greeks (aka on Athena and Hera’s side) until Aphrodite convinced him to join her instead.

Its clear from this that Ares doesn’t really have much of a stake in this fight. He doesn’t care much about the greater objectives of the war. The only thing that can convince him to take a side is the people one the sides. He fights for the people he cares about, not for any greater good. He easily changes his loyalty because of his love for Aphrodite. He frequently gets into fights to save his children. He goes against Diomedes partly because of how he wounded Aphrodite. All of this means that he cares for Athena too. (And for Hera ofc). Maybe he doesn’t care for her as much as he cares for Aphrodite, but its not really fair to expect him to.

I like to think they genuinely do care for each other a great deal, they just kinda suck at showing it. Maybe that changes as time passes. I can see Athena being quietly protective of Ares (maybe she makes up an excuse to send him away during the Rebellion because she knows he will be in danger otherwise). I definitely think she felt a little guilt (guilt, not regret) at stabbing Ares, seeing as it wasn’t really fair. Ares didn’t know she was there.

I also think that Ares, who spends a lot of time with awesome women and is very fierce in standing up for them if the need arises, will be the one who calls her out a lot of the time on her misogyny or hypocrisy. Athena also has a habit of suppressing any “vulnerable” emotion. She likes to keep all her guilt, sadness, fear, hurt, and regret all locked up tight. I feel like Ares is one of the few people she lets a few of those emotions out around, even if she still tries not to. And in the lighter moments, in private, maybe they joke around a bit and laugh, too.

Okay, now for the heavier bit. While i do think they care for each other, there is also a lot of resentment there. A lot of it, unfortunately, comes from how they are treated by their peers and elders. They like different people, they are liked by different people and they are liked to different degrees. Let’s talk about 3 of the main players.

1) Zeus. Does this surprise you?

I do think Zeus loves all his kids. He doesn’t like some of them, but he does love all of them. And he isn’t as bad of a father as everyone thinks. People have discussed that better so I’ll not rant about it here.

All that aside, he definitely has favourites. Athena is his favourite child (Apollo, I think, being his second). And this favouritism is SUPER OBVIOUS. Its like none of the rules apply to Athena, which is weird considering Zeus isn’t forgiving of those who defy his authority (did someone say Prometheus?)

Ares, on the other hand, is on the other side of the spectrum. The one Zeus dislikes the most.

We can see how this affects them in several instances. The most notable is probably in the Iliad, after Athena deceitfully stabs Ares and forces him to flee to Olympus, injured.

Ares calls Zeus out on his favouritism. He says that gods weren’t allowed to fight each other and if it were anyone else, they would have been punished. He says Zeus always does this, always lets Athena get away with everything, and that he needs to start getting his daughter under control.

Zeus doesnt like this too much and basically tells Ares to stop whining and that he isn’t much better when it comes to destruction. He says Ares is the most hateful of all gods and loves bloodshed. He says he would have gotten rid of him if he weren’t his son, but seeing as he was, Zeus cannot bear to see Ares in pain. He then gets Ares healed.

I can definitely see how this kind of blatant favouritism from someone who should be better to Ares would affect him. Ares is the firstborn son of Zeus and Hera. He should be getting a lot of respect, as per ancient standards but instead, he is overtaken by his virgin half sister from Zeus’ previous marriage, and many bastard half siblings.

Athena being able to break rules left and right, and Ares having to be nervous about even toeing the line will cause distance between them.

This in addition to his position as a god of civil order is a reason that i think he wouldn’t want to break any rule until he deems it absolutely necessary, like if someone he cared about were in danger.

I can totally see a situation where both of them try to help a hero but Zeus orders them not to. Athena then wants to break the rules, but Ares is very hesitant about doing so. Athena convinces him, either by taunting or by calmly urging him, to go along with it. They get caught but only Ares gets punished. Ares can then truly show Athena the difference between her and everyone else.

Remember when i headcanoned earlier that Athena sends Ares away during the Rebellion? That ties into this. She knows that if they get caught, ares could get into trouble whether or not he did anything. I expect Ares will be furious about it when he returns and finds out what happened though, thinking it was just to get him out of the way, until its revealed why she did it. Then he’ll probably be super awkward.

2) Poseidon

The equal and opposite force to Zeus.

Well, maybe not equal, but quite close.

Lets start with the canon. Poseidon HATES Athena, despises her completely, and he frequently clashes with her father too. They worked together one (1) time and as a result, Athena wasnt punished while Poseidon was enslaved for years. Then there is the fight for Athens, the whole epic of the Odyssey, and so on.

Meanwhile he and Ares are actually shown to be close. Other than the Halirhothius incident, they are pretty chill. Poseidon is the one who vouched for him after the Net Thing With Hephaestus. Poseidon is also pretty cool with Aphrodite and they work together occasionally.

I think Poseidon thinks of Athena as this bratty kid of his brother, who is constantly working against him. You know that one annoying cousin you have who you try to avoid during family reunions because you KNOW you will clash? This is that, but a thousand times worse.

Meanwhile Poseidon really cares for Ares, and Ares takes fatherly affection from anywhere he can get it. Poseidon maintains a good relationship with both Aphrodite and Ares. He is closer with Aphrodite and doesnt love Ares quite as much as Zeus loves Athena, but he still cares a lot.

3) Aphrodite

It is no secret that Athena hates Aphrodite. Even when Athena warns Diomedes not to harm any god, she says Aphrodite is the exception. Athena, along with many of the other Olympians, see her as nothing but a silly, flighty, hysterical goddess.

On the other hand, Aphrodite and Ares are known for their intense love for each other, from even before her arranged marriage. They have a lot of kids together, and are shown to be close with all of them. They each have like one story of jealousy/one story where they are at odds with each other, which is pretty good for such a high-profile couple (Aphrodite curses Eos and Ares kills Adonis). They are there for each other, like in the trojan war, when Aphrodite was wounded and Ares gave her his chariot to go back to Olympus. He also changed sides very soon, just because Aphrodite asked. Athena complains about this too.

I think I wouldn’t be far off in saying that Athena is definitely resentful of how close they are, and how much sway Aphrodite has over her brother.

While Athena definitely doesn’t see eye to eye with Ares, and disagrees with his domain, she still sees him as a War God. One of her kind. And she just doesn’t see how a War God can go for someone like Aphrodite. Basically, she doesn’t think Aphrodite is, for lack of a better term, good enough for Ares, seeing as she is a Love Goddess.

Ares, on the other hand, does not want to hear anything like this. He is fiercely defensive of Aphrodite. He defends her warlike aspect (Aphrodite Areia), while everyone else tells her that she has no place in the battlefield. He sees Aphrodite as more than what people have labelled her to be. Which is why I believe (other than Eos and Adonis), they have one of the healthiest open relationships in greek mythology.

This can definitely cause animosity between Athena and Ares, because of Athena’s scorn and Ares’ temper. It can also increase the conflict between Athena and Aphrodite.

Maybe as time goes on, Athena can start seeing Aphrodite as having more depth. I certainly hope so. While they wouldn’t be best friends, I don’t see why they can’t learn to get along. This could also strengthen Athena and Ares’ bond. As long as people don’t insult her or lay their claim on her domain of Love and Beauty, Aphrodite is often very supportive. I truly think Aphrodite can help Athena overcome her misogyny, with Ares.

In conclusion, Athena and Ares have a very complex relationship. They do not simply hate each other, and neither do they have the most loving relationship. But they do care for each other. But strain can often be put on their relationship from their relationship to other people as well. Hopefully as time passes, they can overcome that, and have a healthier relationship, instead of sharing a good moment and then proceeding to fight each other for the next 500 years.

[retvenkos]

“shall i capture your heart with a song?”

A/N: lol, i only know the witcher on netflix, and what i have found out about jaskier via tumblr osmosis, so how accurate is this? i guess we’ll have to see, lol.

requested HERE WE ARE, IMAGINING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS TO EVENTUAL MARRIAGE WITH THE ONLY AND ONLY JASKIER....

well, seeing as jaskier is of noble birth, i’m going to say that you are, too.

your families are old friends, so when you guys first meet, (i want to say you’re like 8 or 9) it’s at some celebration or another and at first you’re a little unsure if you should talk to each other or just,,,, stand there.

one of your parents absent mindedly tells you to talk to the boy, and so you have to do the awkward introductions.

“i’m (y/n) (l/n)”

“i’m julian alfred pankratz.”

“that’s unfortunate.”

“hey!”

“don’t worry. i’ll find something better to call you.”

“yeah, well... i’ll find something better to call you.”

(sorry, guys,,,,, i still can’t get over jaskier’s real name)

the two of you decide to sneak away from your parents to get some food or something, and then you eventually decide to sneak away from the party entirely 

it was jaskier’s idea, really. he was trying to avoid some family or something - the family that thinks they are oh so better than you and compare achievements and what not...

the two of you are just wandering (jaskier’s sense of direction is horrible so it’s really up to you to keep everything straight) and you end up in some field or another, talking about whatever comes to mind. jaskier is telling you stories and you scoff.

“you’re like a weed, julian alfred pankratz. like a.... dandelion.”

“i am not!”

“what flower would you want to be, then?”

“something better than a dandelion!”

“like what, a buttercup?”

“yOU are.... are like....”

“like what?”

“...aconite! that’s a poison.”

“aconites are related to buttercups, dandelion. you can’t get rid of me.”

and jaskier thinks it’s wildly funny that you know horticulture, of all things. he finds it so funny, in fact, he fails to miss that you’ve coined a new nickname for him.

it seems that all the time, afterward, you run into jaskier and his family. by virtue of constantly seeing each other, the two of you end up being really good friends.

it’s a running gag that you love horticulture, and since the illustrious julian alfred pankratz uses it against you at every turn, you fluctuate between calling him “jaskier” and “dandelion”. he eventually gets used to it, but he hates it when others start to catch on.

he also comes up with ridiculous nicknames for you, but none of them quite seem to stick. he’s constantly cycling through through new ones, hoping to find the right one.

the two of you hang out a lot, but since you do a lot of reading or gardening and need jaskier to stop chatting with you for five minutes he picks up the lute and learns to play it really well.

you’re the first one who tells him his singing voice is quite beautiful.

“i’m sorry, did you just say my singing voice is ‘quite beautiful’?”

“it’s nice, okay?”

“nice?”

“if you keep this up, i’ll just have to insult you.”

“you’d never.”

“do you not remember the first time we met?”

“like it was yesterday.”

“i laid down some pretty decent insults, if i remember right.”

“i called you poison.”

“yeah, but aconites are pretty. unlike dandelions.”

and jaskier scoffs. “and buttercups?”

“they’re not bad looking.”

so we all know that jaskier supposedly gets into poetry when he’s 19 because he’s inspired by his love for the countess de stael,,, bUT,,,, consider this instead:

he actually gets into poetry for you.

jaskier has had a few loves at this point, and with each one, he’s a nervous wreck. you always help him by curating the most beautiful bouquets (all of which come from your amazing, thriving garden) and you are always there to help him with his flirting (which needs serious help,,,, i’m not even sure you’re cut out for the job)

you guys have probably even kissed before - both of you were regrettably drunk (don’t tell your parents) and jaskier said he desperately needed ‘the practice’. plus, he wanted to know!!!! was he a good kisser or not? no one else would rate him on a scale from 1-10 with brutal but accurate honesty! neither of you fully remember what exactly happened, come morning, but you remember the lead up to the moment and jaskier remembers the thoughts running through his head afterward... both of you agree not to speak of it.

anyway, when jaskier starts to realize that he has these awkward feelings that seem suspiciously illicit, he knows he has to get them out, somehow, but you are the only one who would listen to his complaints, and he very well can’t tell you.

so he decides he has to write them down.

but clearly they can’t be literal, lest someone stumble upon them,,,,, so he has to learn the secret art of poetry.

you, of course, notice how oddly quiet hanging out with jaskier has become, and his odd questions on flower symbolism, and it doesn’t take you long until you realize that, of all things, jaskier has turned to poetry.

“you can’t make fun of me for liking horticulture, anymore, dandelion. you’re a  p o e t .”

“at least i’m a good one.”

and you flick his forehead

“what will your stage name be? surely julian alfred pankratz won’t work.”

“which one should it be? jaskier or dandelion?”

and you laugh, the sound like a summer breeze.

“i knew you’d come to appreciate my nicknames, eventually.”

jaskier frequently “serenades” you, under the guise that he’s practicing, of course, but it’s also his not so subtle way of seeing if you like his poetry and his songs - they are for you, after all.

“you’ll certainly capture hearts with that one.”

“did i capture yours?”

and you, feeling very flustered, especially seeing as you’ve had feelings for jaskier for a while now, can only let out a guttural sort of scoff.

“of course,” and you try to say it over the top and jokingly, but you can feel your face heating up.

and jaskier winks. you huff and turn back to your books.

oh, yikes, i didn’t realize this was getting a little long,,,, let’s speed things up.

everyone knows that you and jaskier are end game. your families think it’s vvv sweet, and everyone that either you or jaskier attempt to woo know it’s only going to be a passing fancy because,,,, have you seen the way you look at each other? like you hang the moon and the stars?

but of course, both of you are dramatic as hell, so you frequently have conversations like:

“we’re piss poor in love, aren’t we?”

“i guess the world just doesn’t understand our genius.”

“terrible that i have to share this lonely cleverness with the likes of you.”

“absolutely devastating.”

and you just sit there for a while, staring at the ceiling.

maybe you guys do some traveling together for a while, but you eventually find a place to put down roots (lol, horticulture jokes). maybe you run an apothecary! that would be precious. 

either way, jaskier is a bard so when he isn’t traveling around, he’s staying with you. 

a frequent request of yours goes something like this:

“dandelion, play me a song.”

“what kind?”

“a love song.”

and he does, and afterward, he sits down across from you and winks.

“did i capture your heart with that one?”

and some nights you’re a little too tired to make a show of it and some of that blissful candor slips out and slaps jaskier across the face when you smile and say, “yes.”

if you haven’t noticed, the two of you hella dance around your feelings. it’s insane, because catchphrase is: “anything for you” meanwhile you are the most soft™ for him and yet you don’t seem to clue in.

100%, you are going to have to be the one that expresses your love first, because jaskier is the definition of suffering in silence

but what’s also really funny is you both probably try to keep it hidden just how long you have loved each other for, and yet you are both nosy as hell and want to know how long this has been going on, so it leads to really funny conversations where you are both trying to dodge giving a proper timeline, but are drying to coax one out of the other.

ohmygod, i forgot to do marriage headcanons

alright, lightning round: firstly, i don’t think it takes you guys long to get married - you have known each other for so long, and you already act like a married couple, might as well make it official

jaskier refuses to let anyone else sing at his wedding, but you eventually coax him into it because how else are you going to dance with him?

let jaskier invite all of his witcher friends. the divide between your wealthy families and the witchers would be funny as hell. like inlaws that don’t get along but wORSE.

some quick marriage thoughts:

jaskier has definitely learned the art of flowers, thanks to you, so (1) he leaves you flowers everywhere, and (2) both of you get to garden with each other all the time.

sleep and jaskier don’t mix - no matter what time of the night, you can wake up and he’s up and about, doing something or another. maybe he’s writing a song, maybe he’s eating, maybe he’s arguing with yennefer (she often visits, just to antagonize jaskier. you guys are great friends) in the livingroom and trying to keep his voice down 

similar with nicknames, jaskier is constantly using pet names, trying to decide on which one is best. it doesn’t really work out, but maybe the most common one is he’ll call you his muse.

and it only sounds cheesy 20% of the time

you guys get to go to parties together! that’s fun - you like dressing up and sneaking away half way through because you’re bored. you guys steal food and hide out until they realize the bard is missing and drag him back.

so we all know jaskier is big on compliments, and it only gets worse when the two of you are together. it’s like,,,, yes. now i can shower you with love and affection at all hours of the day, and it’s okay! he still does his poorly timed winks but he insists they’re charming!

you begrudgingly agree

consider for a moment: going to get breakfast with this man. first of all, breakfast is probably his favorite meal, and he’s always adamant you get a good one (since being with geralt means no breakfast at all). jaskier talks like you haven’t seen him in years, despite living together, and he’s very big on holding your hand or bopping you on the nose. plus, he smiles.

oh! and his singing is 100%  contagious, so it doesn’t take long before you are singing around the house, and jaskier is just stunned at you,,,, you find him staring and roll your eyes at his ridiculousness, but this man is in love!!!! let him be in love!!!!

and you also talk to your plants, so you know jaskier picks that up, to. you’re a very vocal couple, lol.

AND FLUFF ENSUES.

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