#idk if i know a quote for it but. maybe ?

[mlady-magnolia]

“It’s been a pleasure, my sweet dew.”

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: So, Prongs, tell me about your new crush!

James: I don’t think you’d like it

Sirius: What? That’s nonsense, I will like whoever you like. Reggie, tell James to tell me who he’s crushing on!

Regulus: I’d really prefer not to be involved in this

Sirius: Moony—

Remus: Seconded

Sirius: Fine! Alright, but could you just at least tell me a bit about them? What do they look like?

James: Okay, okay, well, they’re very attractive

Sirius: Is that it? What else?

James: They have black hair, which is really smooth to touch, I like their eyes, and the way they scrunch up their nose when I compliment them, I think they’re adorable

James: They’re on the Quidditch team, they’re a very good player, and they’re named after a star

Sirius: Oh, Prongs, I’m sorry

James: What?

Sirius: You know I’m dating Moony

James: …I do know that

Sirius: We’d be amazing together, come on, we’re already brilliant as best friends, but I love Moony

James: I also know that, what are you talking about?

Sirius: I’m talking about how you have a crush on me, Prongs

James: I don’t have a crush on you

Sirius: What?

James: I don’t have a crush on you, Pads

Sirius: If I’m not your crush, then who has black hair, plays in the Quidditch team and is named after a star?

Sirius: …

Sirius *gasps*: Oh my god, you have a crush on my cousin Bellatrix?

James: What?

Sirius: Reggie, can you believe this?

Regulus: Wow, no, I cannot

Sirius: Prongs, I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re Bella’s type

James: What?

Remus: *sighs*

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HORUSS: 8=D < Chat, what do you think?

HORUSS' headmates MAAHES, HATHOR, THOUTH, SOBECK, and SERKET, simultaneously: =883>}] Please don't call us that.

[likeapro42]

Tim: *falls down because he’s tired*

Jason: Oh look! He’s small and collapsible! For easy travel!

*scoops up Tim*

Jason: Batman really did think of everything, didn’t he?

Tim: Ass

[4suitedplayingcard]

I don't have anything special planned for Aran's birthday, just the same old bs

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Alastor at the end of ep8 be like

Alastor: Okay i'm just gonna appear right between them and pretend nothing happened Alastor: Oh good they're also just acting as if i was never gone Alastor: My plan is working, nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Wait Alastor: Nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Do they... not even care?

[wildrbst]

Test print time

[incorrect-baldurs-gate-3]

(Gale makes dinner and accidentally uses and misidentifies a wild plant and now the whole group is just staring up at the stars high AF)

Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?

Astarion: up above the world so high... like little diamonds in the sky...

Karlach: that's BEAUTIFUL dude... you should write that down before someone steals it...

Gale: so Lae'zel you said there'd be meteors tonight when do the meteors get here?

Lae'zel: chk... the meteors don't get here the planet is moving into their path.

Tav: I can feel it... (excitedly) I can FEEL the planet MOVING!!!!! (Starts to get a head rush) it's moving too fast Wyll slow it down!!!

(Wyll squints up at the sky for a moment then closes his eyes with a sigh)

Wyll: okay how's that?

(Tav opens their eyes and then sighs in relief)

Tav: better thanks...

(A long pause... then.)

Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?

(Lae'zel starts laughing, an unusual sound for her and everyone stares at her like she's got three heads, which would be wayyyy more likely than her LAUGHING)

Shadowheart: what's so funny?

Lae'zel: with your accent everything you say sounds stupid! (She snorts and mimics Shadowheart almost perfectly) "stars are pretty aren't they?!" (And she just starts rolling with laughter, obviously since everyone is high as kites her odd sounding very rare fit of laughter is highly contagious and everyone starts laughing with her... even Shadowheart herself)

[averlym]

no one would notice if i ever vanished // if bodies could sustain // this never-ending army // like blood pumping through a vein

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:OOO hello. anyway since these are all posters i'd have in an ideal world or smth and i'd like to store the high res versions somewhere,,, here's the google drive folder for them? hehe ''

close up!

[factcheckingmclennon]

what if i go through and literally everything winds up being true after leading me down several rabbit holes. that would be so funny. i truly hope john said at some point that him and paul fucked i'd love to discover that one

[drawfee-quot3s]

um, actually ☝️🤓, they are Bred in a Pouch? on the hive master?

his "Brood" "Pouch"?

i don't know wh- i don't know why the hive master would have mamMALian featUres? ☝️🤓

alright brennan lee mulligan. getting mad at my snake with titties i drew that one time

- caldwell + jacob

[pierrotpriest]

this is like i’ll take care of you. it’s rotten work. not to me, not if it’s you. to me

[ofmdsalt]

decided to go looking for the video essay these tags are talking about.

it's this one, btw, if you'd like to check it out. i highly recommend it as it brings up some salient points as to why the slashed budget and subsequent move from Hollywood studios to New Zealand change the writing and composition of the show from utilizing more wide shots to show off New Zealand's nature as a means to drive interest in tourism.

i wanted to check out the line these tags are talking out "Izzy says it's his job to manage Ed's moods" and then moves on.

this is not the right line and not the right read of what this reviewer was talking about. what the video essayist says is "Izzy's job, as Izzy describes it, is to manage Edward's erratic moods and thus assuage and protect Edward's crew."

the video does a good job at talking about how misplaced and misused Izzy's arc is in the show with other commentators echoing how they'd wished Izzy had remained this vestige of toxic masculinity within the lens of piracy to then be killed off. because why go through all this effort of giving Izzy an arc of redemption and acceptance and using him as a literal metaphor of the spirit of the ship (the unicorn figurehead) then to kill him off? there seem to be too many metaphors in this kitchen methinks

i could go on but i'd probably just be rehashing what the video already said, so again. highly recommend people check it out.

[weirdlotiel]

Sophie: Let’s speak about our talents

Sophie: I’ll start… I like to play musical instruments

Lok: I’m good at learning languages

Dante: I’m good at acrobatics

Zhalia: I’m good at killing people

[adhd-merlin]

Okay my random rarepair is Percival/Lancelot. Simply because when Lancelot comes back there is NO EXPLANATION as to who Percival is, or where they met, or their relationship, or anything like that. And when he introduced him to Arthur he doesn't say anything about it either . Like no "this is Percival, we were prize fighters together. Thank got we never fought each other!" Or even just "this is my friend, Percival." Like one line of backstory! Anything! And it reminds of how sometimes when you're queer, and especially when you're queer and your relationship is a little.... ambiguous?....and you don't necessarily want to introduce your Person as your Lover or Boyfriend to someone who might be homophobic (and let's face it, Arthur's a rich white guy, Lancelot doesn't know he ISNT homophobic) but you don't want to say friend for fear or insulting them, and you just don't want to get into the intricacies or queer relationships in front of The Straights so you just say "this is X" and let people make their own conclusions.

And thus a ship was born.

great stuff anon, I love the way you think

[outalongtheedges]

Tell me why I bought top gun the novel and they call my babygirl Maverick EVAN MITCHELL???

EVAN MITCHELL, CODE-NAME MAVERICK

On the back however, he’s Pete again

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