#incorect quote cod

[neoarchipelago]

Y/N: that's ridiculous... Ghost doesn't have a crush on me.

Gaz: yes he does

Soap: yes he does

Price: yes he does

Ghost: internally screaming yes I do

[tanked-up]

Soap: I’m going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth because I hate you

Ghost: …and I’m gonna punch you back with my own mouth because I hate you too

Price: … and I’m gonna go kill myself

[ylskquevmxv]

Y/N: *gasp* omg the queen died

ghost: good

Price: jus waitn for the rest of em now

Gaz: i thought she was immortal?

Soap: surprised she lasted this long, honestly thought shed kick the bucket years ago

Kate: are you all not sad?

Y/N: ???? Of course not??? we're not tories Kate. the only sad thing about this is that we've now got Charles and camilla

Price: rest in peace diana

Ghost: amen

Gaz: amen

Y/N: amen

Soap: aye

Kate: soap you're Scottish

Soap: I'm also an empath

[middle-o-nowhere]

Incorrect COD Quote:

Ghost texting price: Price! Help I’m being kidnapped!

Price: Where are you?

Ghost: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Price: I’ll call soap.

Soap answering his cell: ‘Ello?

Price: Where Ghost? He reacted me he’s being kidnapped.

Soap: …I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Soap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!

Ghost: WHO ARE YOU!?

[avismona]

Based on this

[callofloony]

Soap: Well, that went South really quickly.

Ghost: Where else did you expect it to go? East??

[achillesisnotcomingdown]

We all know there is a certain intimacy in knowing and using someone's name instead of their call sign. The moment you pass from professional callsign to their actual name always sign an important milestone in your relation together

Horangi : i want to know your real name

Gromsko : Sobieslaw Kościuszko

Horangi :

Gromsko :

Horangi :

Gromsko : you can still call me Gromsko

Horangi : thank you

[ghosty-writes-23]

Incorrect COD Quotes Part. 2

!WARNING!: Suggestive (Slightly spicy) & dark humored content.

Ghosty's Notes: Some of these might be a little suggestive or contain dark humor, so you have been warned, V is my own female OC but can be read as x reader if you prefer that, also thank you so much for the recent support, I was a little hesitant to post these, but seeing how people have been liking them, I promise to make more in the future :)

Thank you for all the support, it means alot❤️

-Ghosty❤️

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V: *is watching Ghost workout with König* “They are so big and so dumb, and one day I'm gonna top them.”

Soap: “you and me both Lass.” 

*both V and Soap highfive*

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Gaz: “I pull women”

Soap: “I pull men.”

V: “i’m gonna pull the fucking trigger in a second.”

Price: *is looking at V horrified*

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*V is in Price’s office after a successful mission*

Price: *pats V on the shoulder* “I'm proud of you kid.”

*Alexia play daddy issues by the neighbourhood*

V: *holds back tears and voices cracks slightly* “T-Thanks sir.”

Price: *processed to give her a papa bear hug gently patting her back*

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Task Force 141 men: *sees V covered in blood, laughing with an almost psychotic grin on her face*

Ghost: *looks at V with almost hearts in his eyes* “I'm gonna marry that woman one day.

Soap: *chuckles* “Not if I do it first.”

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V: *is being help captive by Valeria*

Valeria: *is standing inches away from her face* "tell me everything you know."

V: *giggles like a school girl and would be twirling her fingers in her hair, if her hands weren't tied to the chair* "your eyes are really pretty."

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*Task force 141 + V are at their local pub after a mission well done*

Soap + V: *are sitting at the bar slightly intoxicated* 

Ghost + Price: *are playing a game of pool, but are keeping an eye on the two at the bar*

Soap: *finishes his drink* “I bet you can’t do a wheelie on your motorbike right now.”

V: *gasps and looked at him offended* “I will have you know sergeant, I bet I can, watch me.”

Gaz: *who is the most sober out of the three* “Guys, I don’t think that is a good idea.”

V: *is already pulling out her keys and is slightly stumbling to the door* “Oh please Kyle, what could go wrong.”

Gaz: *is slightly worried she is going to try and actually do it* “maybe you killing yourself for one.”

*Before she makes it out the front door V’s keys are suddenly pulled out of her hand*

Price: “I'm taking these until you are sober.”

V: *pouts but nods*

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*Both V and König are in his room, V has her legs resting comfortably on his broad shoulders as she brushes her fingers through his hair and König is cleaning his knife from his previous mission*

V: “How is your hair so soft?” *keeps running her fingers through it, pouting slightly*

König: *is thankful she can’t see his face at the moment as it would be the same colour as a tomato* “I don’t know.”

V: *smirks slightly to herself, deciding to tease him slightly and gives his hair a soft tug*

König: *lets out a groan like moan before looking up at her his eyes wide*

V: *is smirking widely before placing a kiss on his forehead* “Cute.”

König:

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Price: *takes the task force 141 men + V out on a camping trip*

Gaz: “how much further.” *is close behind Price*

Price: “not that far.” *steps over a fallen log*

V: *rests her head on Ghost shoulder as she is getting a piggyback, because she sprained her ankle standing in a rabbit hole, not even 20 minutes into the camping trip*

Soap: *decides to tease Ghost* “Do you want to switch there L.T, your looking a little tired.”

Ghost: *scoffs quietly under his mask before tightening his grip on V’s thighs slightly* “I’m fine.”

V: *starting humming a tune* “Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty”

Ghost: “You watched that TV show with Johnny didn’t you.”

V: *smiles wide and nods* “The song is catchy.”

*By the time they got to the campsite, the whole group was sing toss a coin to your witcher*

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[rj-opp]

Yes soap did it one more tie

[neoarchipelago]

Graves: *minding his own business *

Y/n: I don't like the way you breathe... You should stop.

Gaz, soap, price: ??

Ghost: *slowly reaches for ring*

[tanked-up]

Soap: Remember that time-

Ghost: I crave your affection, but 1 crave your silence even more- shut up.

Price in the room: Soap, buddy…

Soap: I’m so in love with him

[kawaiinekopop]

amen

Y/N: *gasp* omg the queen died

ghost: good

Price: jus waitn for the rest of em now

Gaz: i thought she was immortal?

Soap: surprised she lasted this long, honestly thought shed kick the bucket years ago

Kate: are you all not sad?

Y/N: ???? Of course not??? we're not tories Kate. the only sad thing about this is that we've now got Charles and camilla

Price: rest in peace diana

Ghost: amen

Gaz: amen

Y/N: amen

Soap: aye

Kate: soap you're Scottish

Soap: I'm also an empath

[the-cutest-warcrime]

he Knows

Bell:*exists*

Adler: *narrows his eyes * "Perseus

[neoarchipelago]

Y/N: ok, serious question, what would you do if I were choking?

Ghost: ... I would pull back two inches-

Soap: *spits drink*

[neoarchipelago]

Soap: you tryna hang?

Y/N: yeah, myself.

Price: NO-

[neoarchipelago]

Task force 141 walking into the crematorium to check the body one last time.

Ghost: so no other infos?

Y/N talking to one of the employees: you guys take walk-ins?

Price: VISIBLY WORRIED, Y/N?!