#incorect quote cod

[ellilyre]

We all know there is a certain intimacy in knowing and using someone's name instead of their call sign. The moment you pass from professional callsign to their actual name always sign an important milestone in your relation together

Horangi : i want to know your real name

Gromsko : Sobieslaw Kościuszko

Horangi :

Gromsko :

Horangi :

Gromsko : you can still call me Gromsko

Horangi : thank you

[ylskquevmxv]

Y/N: *gasp* omg the queen died

ghost: good

Price: jus waitn for the rest of em now

Gaz: i thought she was immortal?

Soap: surprised she lasted this long, honestly thought shed kick the bucket years ago

Kate: are you all not sad?

Y/N: ???? Of course not??? we're not tories Kate. the only sad thing about this is that we've now got Charles and camilla

Price: rest in peace diana

Ghost: amen

Gaz: amen

Y/N: amen

Soap: aye

Kate: soap you're Scottish

Soap: I'm also an empath

[neoarchipelago]

Y/N: that's ridiculous... Ghost doesn't have a crush on me.

Gaz: yes he does

Soap: yes he does

Price: yes he does

Ghost: internally screaming yes I do

[tanked-up]

Soap: Remember that time-

Ghost: I crave your affection, but 1 crave your silence even more- shut up.

Price in the room: Soap, buddy…

Soap: I’m so in love with him

[ghosty-writes-23]

Incorrect COD Quotes Part. 2

!WARNING!: Suggestive (Slightly spicy) & dark humored content.

Ghosty's Notes: Some of these might be a little suggestive or contain dark humor, so you have been warned, V is my own female OC but can be read as x reader if you prefer that, also thank you so much for the recent support, I was a little hesitant to post these, but seeing how people have been liking them, I promise to make more in the future :)

Thank you for all the support, it means alot❤️

-Ghosty❤️

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V: *is watching Ghost workout with König* “They are so big and so dumb, and one day I'm gonna top them.”

Soap: “you and me both Lass.” 

*both V and Soap highfive*

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Gaz: “I pull women”

Soap: “I pull men.”

V: “i’m gonna pull the fucking trigger in a second.”

Price: *is looking at V horrified*

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*V is in Price’s office after a successful mission*

Price: *pats V on the shoulder* “I'm proud of you kid.”

*Alexia play daddy issues by the neighbourhood*

V: *holds back tears and voices cracks slightly* “T-Thanks sir.”

Price: *processed to give her a papa bear hug gently patting her back*

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Task Force 141 men: *sees V covered in blood, laughing with an almost psychotic grin on her face*

Ghost: *looks at V with almost hearts in his eyes* “I'm gonna marry that woman one day.

Soap: *chuckles* “Not if I do it first.”

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V: *is being help captive by Valeria*

Valeria: *is standing inches away from her face* "tell me everything you know."

V: *giggles like a school girl and would be twirling her fingers in her hair, if her hands weren't tied to the chair* "your eyes are really pretty."

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*Task force 141 + V are at their local pub after a mission well done*

Soap + V: *are sitting at the bar slightly intoxicated* 

Ghost + Price: *are playing a game of pool, but are keeping an eye on the two at the bar*

Soap: *finishes his drink* “I bet you can’t do a wheelie on your motorbike right now.”

V: *gasps and looked at him offended* “I will have you know sergeant, I bet I can, watch me.”

Gaz: *who is the most sober out of the three* “Guys, I don’t think that is a good idea.”

V: *is already pulling out her keys and is slightly stumbling to the door* “Oh please Kyle, what could go wrong.”

Gaz: *is slightly worried she is going to try and actually do it* “maybe you killing yourself for one.”

*Before she makes it out the front door V’s keys are suddenly pulled out of her hand*

Price: “I'm taking these until you are sober.”

V: *pouts but nods*

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*Both V and König are in his room, V has her legs resting comfortably on his broad shoulders as she brushes her fingers through his hair and König is cleaning his knife from his previous mission*

V: “How is your hair so soft?” *keeps running her fingers through it, pouting slightly*

König: *is thankful she can’t see his face at the moment as it would be the same colour as a tomato* “I don’t know.”

V: *smirks slightly to herself, deciding to tease him slightly and gives his hair a soft tug*

König: *lets out a groan like moan before looking up at her his eyes wide*

V: *is smirking widely before placing a kiss on his forehead* “Cute.”

König:

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Price: *takes the task force 141 men + V out on a camping trip*

Gaz: “how much further.” *is close behind Price*

Price: “not that far.” *steps over a fallen log*

V: *rests her head on Ghost shoulder as she is getting a piggyback, because she sprained her ankle standing in a rabbit hole, not even 20 minutes into the camping trip*

Soap: *decides to tease Ghost* “Do you want to switch there L.T, your looking a little tired.”

Ghost: *scoffs quietly under his mask before tightening his grip on V’s thighs slightly* “I’m fine.”

V: *starting humming a tune* “Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty”

Ghost: “You watched that TV show with Johnny didn’t you.”

V: *smiles wide and nods* “The song is catchy.”

*By the time they got to the campsite, the whole group was sing toss a coin to your witcher*

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[avismona]

Based on this

[callofloony]

Soap: Well, that went South really quickly.

Ghost: Where else did you expect it to go? East??

[rj-opp]

Yes soap did it one more tie

[smbyt]

Vietnamese!Reader? How about that?

Warning: swearing, kinda offensive i guess but just for fun (so sorry...), personal opinions,...

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Price: why on earth do you use those chopsticks--

Reader: to eat pizza? Yes, and it would be better if I add more fish sauce.

Soap: maniac! Anyway, lemme try it

Ghost: *calls 911*

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Konig *teaching reader German*: it's not that hard to pronounce them…

Reader: I totally can't…

Soap: Oh, so how can you say "A stork with a collar bites the grass next to a really small palm branch" in Vietnamese?

Reader: con cò có cổ cắn cỏ cạnh cành cọ con con?

Soap: So why the f*ck that you can't pronounce those vowel in German!?

Reader: I DON'T KNOW!?

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*in the club*

Soap *showing off his dancing skill*

Gaz *chilling with the music*

Ghost and Price *looking at reader doing the vinahey dance*

Reader: I'M A FREAKING CEILING FANNNNN!

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Reader *holding a birthday so-called cake*: happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you, sir!

Price: is it rice?… You make a cake from rice!?

Reader: hey it's called Chưng cake!

Gaz: as far as I know, nobody in Vietnam use that cake as a birthday one….

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Ghost *injured siriously*: Don't---

Reader: you don't have the right to command.

Reader *cures his wound with Vietnamese green oil and let him smell the Golden Star Balm*

(that is stupid, don't do it at home pleaseeeee)

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Ghost: where is (s)he?

Soap: Making bombs out of shit

Gaz: disgusting

Ghost: but it works

(have you ever heard about Vietnamese traps during war?)

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Southern!Reader: BOMB!

Soap: WHERE!?

Reader: THERE! *pointing at the apple tree*

Soap: ???

Reader: well, in the South of Vietnam, we call apple "bom" which have the same pronounce with bomb

Ghost: is it French?

Reader: kinda

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Gaz: I'm scared of nothing...

Gaz *pointing at reader's handwriting*: ... but this---

Reader's letter: đon't tell me that i need to đo thát shit. Love u.

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Price: today R/n wish me good luck.

Soap: it's not "touch wood", sir...

Ghost: it's a puss-

Reader: KI KI KI KI KI, GHOST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(*ki ki ki* is the way Vietnamese people get a dog's attention. Anyway this is a lucky sign:

and this is how i tell others that "you're a c^nt"

this picture is used for illustration, this woman didn't mean that, it's just a misunderstanding)

[the-cutest-warcrime]

he Knows

Bell:*exists*

Adler: *narrows his eyes * "Perseus

[ellilyre]

MW2 characters as DHMIS quotes/moments

Ghost, casually reading newspaper : well, I'm dead

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Soap, answering a phone call after getting into Price's office : I can't help you ! I don't work here ! Ok ?! Bye ! BYE *hang off*

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Gaz : ♫ and every day is a new suprise ♫

Soap : ♫ when you're learning with us guys ♫

Ghost : and we live in an actUAL NIGHTMARE

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*After spending the whole day wondering if they can eat a family-sized bag of crackers*

Soap : maybe a family is just a group who care for each other

Gaz : and stick together

Soap : and share a lawyer

Ghost : and die the same day, at the same time, in the same style of accidents but in differents locations

Gaz : well say, 'brother', now pass me that family package !

Gaz : *open the bag*

*theres only two crackers inside*

All :

Gaz : we can shar-

Soap : I WANT BOTH

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Ghost : as far back as i remember, i always knew i deserve to be dead

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König, trying to talk in public with a microphone : uh- sorry to interupt guys- have any of you seen a-

Horangi : you gotta be more agressive, that's how you get a place in the workplace *take the microphone*

Horangi : ATTENTION FREAKS, IT'S ME-

*finished talking and is totally ignored*

Horangi : how strange, they pretend to not respect me

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Graves : how can a confident handsome man like me have trouble keeping friends ? Excellent question, actually-

Alejandro: is it because of the way you look ?

Graves : *death stare*

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Rodolfo : it's all your fault ! Shut up !

Soap : Leave me alone !

Alejandro, trying damages control : guys, let's calm down-

Rodolfo : he ruined it ! i'm never going to see that squeleton !

Alejandro : it's ok, no need to-

Soap : I HATE YOU *punch Rodolfo*

Alejandro : -WHAT IM DEALING WITH *throw a bottle at Soap's face*

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*Lights went out*

Ghost : we gotta get used to be in the dark

Soap : yeah...

Ghost : what ?

Soap : well, it's just not that great ins't it ? I wouldn't mind looking at the house again... Maybe looking at you

Ghost : really ? you like looking at me ?

Soap : yeah, i suppose i do

Ghost : well, i like looking at you, too

[ellilyre]

u know this vr game where one see the bomb and the other has the manual and they need to cooperate to stop the bomb ?

if Ghost and Soap play it, there's only 2 possible outcomes :

They do it seriously. Little but effective communication. Nailed in half of the given time

Chaos. They're screaming at each other, someone in the room is crying, god is dead, Ghost threw the controller so hard Soap is bleeding

[ellilyre]

Soap : you're so pretty, its like if a man and a woman had a child

Gaz :

Gaz (he has 2 moms) : so about that-

[neoarchipelago]

Y/N: ok, serious question, what would you do if I were choking?

Ghost: ... I would pull back two inches-

Soap: *spits drink*

[neoarchipelago]

Soap: you tryna hang?

Y/N: yeah, myself.

Price: NO-

[neoarchipelago]

Task force 141 walking into the crematorium to check the body one last time.

Ghost: so no other infos?

Y/N talking to one of the employees: you guys take walk-ins?

Price: VISIBLY WORRIED, Y/N?!