#incorrect Remus lupin

[carlie-babes99]

Remus: " I swear sometimes it's like I'm dating a child!"

Sirius: " You better watch who your calling a child moony! Cause if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you ? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert!"

James: (laughing hysterically at Sirius)

Remus: ...... wtf

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: just found out james is shagging regulus

remus: and??

sirius: therefore me and you need to get together so we can give him a taste of his own medicine

remus: how would that remotely affect james

sirius: i don’t know but we should still do it anyways

[skylarinfinity]

remus : harry, i'm sorry but me and professor male reader leaving hogwarts for good [give harry sympathy smile]

harry : [angry] are you fucking serious?!

male reader : [shocked] how do you know about us and sirius?!

harry : [confused] what-

remus : [sighs] male reader, it's serious not sirius.

male reader : oh...

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[mischievous-thunder]

Remus: Your barking woke me up at 6 a.m. on my day off.

Sirius, scoffing: My barking saved you from being murdered today and yet you're so ungrateful.

Remus: It was just a plastic bag, Sirius.

Sirius, haughtily: Looked sketchy enough to me.

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Y/N: *singing* I wish I could synthesize, a picture perfect guy

Y/N:  *singing* Six feet tall and super strong, we always get along

Remus: Hi Y/n

Y/N: *gasp* I conjured one!

[teaformoony]

mcgonagall: you’re very mature for your age

remus: thank you. it’s the trauma.

[m00nagegaydream]

Snape: Scumbag.

Sirius: Nutter.

Snape: Twat.

Sirius: You have a large nose.

Snape: You have a small dick.

Remus: He doesn't. I've seen it.

Sirius: ;)

Remus: ;)

Snape:

[spikybanana]

remus at 3am: no, there’s absolutely no morally consistent way to guide the way that you live. the human world is too contradictory too complex no matter what you do there’ll be someone you’re harming, by the very choice of your actions and your silences and we are so condemned to never be clean of guilt and and there’s no way to repay even the fact that you exist you still live and how dare you throw any of it away-

sirius at 3am: wonder if there’s a way to charm snape’s jumper to make him jump off the astronomy tower.

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

[marvelomadness06]

Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: i was gonna say we could do a marilyn monroe and john f kennedy roleplay but i’d get too much into it

remus: how?

sirius: because you’d be all sexy and say “come to bed, mr. president,” and i’d be like “i can’t, i need to increase the amount of american military advisors in south vietnam by eighteen.”

[starchaser5]

Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

[moondustinfj]

Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

[chasingthestarss]

James: I think I’m in love with you!

Regulus :

James:

Regulus: *pulls out a big binder with pieces of paper sticking out everywhere

James: what’s this?

Regulus: Our wedding plans, I’ve been planning it since first year. Remus taught me to scrap book.

James: *in love

[gh0stlylace]

Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”

James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”

Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”

[m00nagegaydream]

Lily: [brewing Armontenia]

Lily: REMUS WTF I SMELL BROOM POLISH.

Remus: Aaaand?

Lily:

Lily: I think I love James.

Remus: Well well look who has finally figured it out.