#incorrect jurassic park

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Jurassic Park #17

Ellie: how’re you feeling?

Alan: not good. i have this headache that comes and goes

Ian: *walks into the room*

Alan: there it is

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[jurassic-park-incorrect-quotes]

Alan and Ellie: *don’t kiss or flirt while their lives and others’ are in danger*

The Internet: “no! They can’t be a couple! They never did anything romantic!”

Owen and Claire: *make out in the middle of a pterasaur breakout while people are dying and flirt throughout the rest of the film*

The Internet: “ugh they and everyone else around them could die, and they’re kissing and flirting?? They don’t have time for this!”

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I’m not going to make the same mistakes again.

Dick: No, you’re making all new ones.

[weishenbwi]

unhinged

[waterfire1848]

Azula: I just…I’ve never left like this before about someone. I’ve never had a crush like this, but I think-I think I might have one on Katara.

Azula: So…

Toph: So…?

Azula: So I don’t know what to think! And this is the first time I’ve said this out loud because there’s no one I can talk to about it! Usually I would go to Katara but I can’t because this is about her and-Ugh!

[ Azula sits down. ]

Toph: Feelings, am I right?

Azula: Yes! Why do they have to be so complicated?

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: I’m not going to make the same mistakes again.

William: No, you’re making all new ones.

[preposterousgreen]

Zack: *to Kunsel* Keep absolutely still. His vision is based on movement.

[down the hall]

Angeal: 😑

[hammah-banana]

Darius Bowman: Are you limping?

Ben Pincus: No-

Brooklynn: He got shot in the leg.

Darius Bowman: What?!

Ben Pincus: A bullet was going to hit Bumpy so I blocked it.

Darius Bowman: With your leg??

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: I’m not going to make the same mistakes again.

Mitzi: No, you’re making all new ones.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

[About the Nightmare Machine on Hologram Fun World] Lando Calrissian: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked! Han Solo: Yeah, but Lando, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Jurassic Park #22

Alan: I want to kiss you.

Billy, for once not paying attention: What?

Alan: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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[querade]

things i experienced with my delightfully nerdy older brother during the holidays

Older brother: So, what happens when they run out of dinosaur to make Dino nuggets? Dad: They’ll go extinct. Him: Hang on - do we have enough DNA for gene sequencing dinosaurs? Could we actually make Dino meat in a lab? Dad: Course we can! Haven’t you ever seen Jurassic Park? ___________________________ Him, a software engineer, getting off a three hour meeting about developing an AI program, and then spending five minutes trying to toast a bagel in a toaster oven bc the picture at the bottom explaining how to do it was too complicated ___________________________ Me: what do you know about the Higgs-Boson particle? Older Brother: Well, I know what a boson is but every time I’ve actually studied it I’ve felt like a boson myself. ____________________________ Dad: Get in, the car has butt warmers! Him: OOOH, will they make my butt look hot?

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reblog to make him happy

[hawkinsincorrect]

Mike: I'm not going to make the same mistakes again.

Lucas: No, you're making all new ones.

[hardcasescyarika]

Rex and Echo on a mission

Echo: This is gonna be easy. We got this Rex.

Rex: Keep your voice down, and don't say my name.

Echo: Rex, Rex, we got Rex here.

Rex and Echo look around and see nobody looking.

Echo: See, nobody cares.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Ian, in JP2: Look at us, just like the good old days. Except shittier in every conceivable way.

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Alan, in JP3: Look at us, just like the good old days. Except shittier in every conceivable way.

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Ian, Ellie, and Alan, in Dominion: Look at us, just like the good old days. Except shittier in every conceivable way.

[dearinglovebot]

clawen + incorrect quotes