#incorrect maze runner

[waste-land-babey]

heheHEHEHEHEHEHE we're back

[gladerscake]

Y/N: Sit down, I'm gonna torture you now.

Gally, smirking: Kinky.

Y/N: I think you're sweet and breathtaking.

Gally: What—

Y/N: You deserve to be cared for.

Gally: Stop that, now—

Y/N: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Gally: I need a safeword!

[for-my-reasons]

this felt right

[valentinetypewriter]

Ivy trio x Y/n incorrect quotes

thought I'd try branching out from only Marauders content so I hope you all like this

Masterlist

Newt: Y/n! What did I tell you about lying?

Y/n, looking down: ...That it only works on Thomas

—

Newt: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Minho without him noticing?

Y/n: Hey, Minho, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny

Minho: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser

Newt: …

—

Y/n: Made you all playlists!

Y/n: Thomas, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul

Y/n: Newt, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression

Y/n: And Minho has the ABBA Gold album

—

Newt: Christmas is cancelled

Thomas: You can't cancel a holiday

Newt: Keep it up, Tommy, and you'll lose New Year's too

Thomas: What does that mean?

Newt: Y/n, take New Year's away from Thomas

—

Minho: Newt, you'll be working with Thomas and Y/n

Newt: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Newt: ...Of people on a team

—

Newt: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now

Minho: Uh, Y/n and Thomas are not getting along

Newt: They’re not trying to kill each other

Minho: You may have a point

—

Thomas: ARE YOU-

Y/n: Fucking

Thomas: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Y/n Fucking

Thomas: IDIOT!

Minho: …What was that?

Y/n: Newt banned Thomas from swearing, so I’m helping him out

—

Minho: I think we're missing something

Newt: Teamwork?

Y/n: Cohesion?

Thomas: A general sense of what we’re doing?

[madieflaw]

Newt: when i said “bring me back something from the beach” i meant like a seashell

Thomas, struggling to hold a seagull in a bag: well you didn’t fucking say that, did you

[inlovewhithafairytale]

The Maze Runner x Y/N

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *sitting on her bed, reading. Hasn’t eaten all day*

Y/N: *looks up suddenly* Why do I hear boss music?

Newt: *kicks down the door* Y/N M/N L/N

Y/N: OH FUCK-

[batfamgalore]

Tim: Okay. Until we know where this thing ends, we should just keep our heads down and try not to draw any attention to ourselves, alright?

*Dick starts a fight*

Damian: What is he doing?

Jason *joining the fight*: I think he’s drawing attention to himself.

[star--anon]

The Gladers: An Interview (Pt. 3)

Masterpost

[absentcrown]

When I read to much fanfic (X Reader). Now I can't rewatch the same tv series without imagine the reader in that shows

[ermdotorg]

psst *discreetly slides you these under the table*

[waste-land-babey]

happy new year everyone i love u all dearly <333

[gladerscake]

Gally: Every time I see Y/N, my heart clenches and I get really nervous...

Newt: Sounds like you’re in love with her. Congrats!

/meanwhile/

Y/N: Every time I see Gally, my heart clenches and I get really nervous...

Thomas: Don’t get too close to him. Sounds like you have an allergic reaction.

[just-a-girl-who-loves-tmr]

Newt: I really like this guy but I don’t know how to tell him

Thomas: just be direct

Newt: okay, Thomas I like you

Thomas: yeah, now say it to them

Newt: I just did

Thomas: what did they say?

Newt: they said ‘yeah, now say it to them’

Thomas: but that’s what I said

Newt: I know

Thomas:

Newt:

Thomas:

Newt:

Thomas: OHHHHHH

[moonyswritinq]

newt : "I'm a man who's got a very specific type."

thomas : "oh, yeah? Like what?"

newt : "oh, y'know — polite, handsome, athletic. That sort of thing."

you, stumbling and falling over a tree root : "motherfucking shit cocksucking LITTLE TREE CUNT!"

newt : "that one, he's my type."

[madieflaw]

Judge: how do you plead?

Thomas: *looks at Newt*

Newt: *mouths “not guilty”*

Thomas: hot milky

Newt: *bangs head on the desk* just lock him up