#incorrect minerva mcgonagall

[hpseeker99]

The Daily Prophet: Three people have reportedly broken into the Gringotts. McGonagall, scoffing: What idiots *Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Harry, Ron, and Hermione riding a dragon out of the building* McGonagall: Wait, those are my idiots

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: did you get my assignment? Sorry it was late again

McGonagall: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Sirius: thanks mum

McGonagall:

Everyone in the class:

Sirius: why is everyone staring at me

James: you called Minnie mum

Remus: you said 'thanks mum'

Sirius: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

McGonagall: do you see me as a mother figure, Sirius?

Sirius: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Marlene: hey! Show your mother some respect!

[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

[moutainrusing]

McGonagall: I want to remind you that Hogwarts provides mental support to those of you who need it.

Sirius: Why does she always look at me when she says that?

James: She looks at me too.

Remus: Like a hawk.

Peter:

Peter: Because all of you are mentally fucked!!

Peter: And yes, in my experience, her gaze is rather intense.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: What happened in detention? Did Professor McGonagall say anything to you?

Sirius: Yeah, a lot, actually. Apparently, I’m “irresponsible” and “reckless” and “Mr Black”

Sirius: The last one is just my name, but you should hear her tone

[jmscornerlibrary]

(staff room, afternoon)

McGonagall: ... Why does Filius keep looking at you in such a strange manner, Severus?

Snape: (sipping coffee whilst marking) I don't know what you mean.

McGonagall: Why, he keeps glancing at you, as though he's afraid you're about to drop dead any moment.

Snape:

Snape: ...I may or may not have informed Filius about the function of the liver and lungs yesterday evening.

McGonagall:

McGonagall: ...I don't see how that-

Snape: I told him that my organs must be practically decomposed from myself breathing in toxic fumes and testing potions since an adolescent. Then, of course, as Potion's Master. I suspect that from that moment onwards, Filius wholeheartedly believes that I am mortally ill.

McGonagall:

Snape: What? Did you really think repeatedly making poisons and draughts of living death isn't going to have consequences on my health?

Snape: *coughs loudly*

Flitwick: (watery sniffling from behind piles of marking at the other table)

Snape: *smirks*

McGonagall:

McGonagall: You are despicable.

Snape: I am completely and utterly hilarious, Minerva.

[kathryn-maraudersversion]

Remus: *commentating quidditch* WHO THE FUCK JUST HIT SIRIUS WITH A BLUDGER

McGonagall: language Mr lupin

Remus: but you saw that professor

McGonagall: I know how you are worried about Mr black but I assure you it will just give him a bruise

Remus: a bruise I'm going to have to hear about for the next fucking week

Sirius: *holds up the middle finger towards Remus*

[severussnapemylove]

Y/N; "Severus and I are dating."

Minerva; *gasp*

Albus; *gasp"

Severus; *gasp*

Y/N; "Seriously, Sev?"

Severus; "Sorry, I'm still surprised."

[theprongspotter]

Euphemia: *sighs*

McGonagall: They never listen, do they?

Pomfrey, rubbing her temples: It’s exhausting.

Hope: Being a mom is hard.

James, sitting down beside them: Tell me about it.

[sayssnape]

dumbledore: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

snape: no, it was my fault. i shouldn't have used my one phone call to play a prank on minerva.

[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: the students might put in more effort if you tried to be a bit more likeable

Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine

McGonagall:

Sprout:

Flitwick:

Snape: what

[hpseeker99]

McGonagall: Ok so you hate Potter, now you hate Weasley. How many enemies do you have exactly? Snape, without hesitation: 37 Snape: It was 36, but then my bitch neighbor had a baby

[adekalyn]

*Professor McGonagall reading a note Sirius handed her*

Professor McGonagall: “Please excuse Sirius from class today. His genius is urgently required on a top secret matter of national security. Sincerely, the Minister for Magic of Great Britain. P.S. Really.”

Professor McGonagall: Nice try. Sit down.

Sirius, at his desk: I gotta learn how to write in cursive.

Remus: Yes. That was the problem.

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Mcgonagall: right here it states that you're creative.

Sirius: yes.

Mcgonagall: so what do you create?

Sirius: problems

[redadidassneakers]

Remus and Lily bring muggle books about the witch trials to show everyone in first year and afterwards James and Sirius would just shout “WITCH” whenever one of their classmates do anything magical (which is all the time) to the point McGonogall almost retires for good.

[daddiesdrarryy]

McGonagall: Mr Black, Mr Potter, Mr Lupin and Mr Pettigrew, can I speak to you four for a minute? In my office

Sirius: Oooh, someone’s in trouble!

Sirius: It’s us. I don’t know why I did that