#kitchen problems

[themysticarcher]

Don’t you hate it when your cupcakes reproduce asexually through mitosis

[crowlixcx]

I'll always be there As frightened as you To help us survive Being alive Being alive Being alive!

[sysig]

Strictly professional showering (Patreon)

[uglynicc]

Kakashi but make him Akatsuki 👀

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny: “I need your help about as much as I need the beating of my heart.”

Batman: (oddly touched, very much wanting to know where this meta kids parents are, yet he’s so happy that a child is actually asking for help rather than act like any of his vigilante children) “Alright here’s the plan-”

Danny: “I’m dead!” *vanishes*

Batman: “…I should have seen that coming.”

[iriswestallenn]

Someone needs to talk to Jeremy Allen White then

Someone should tell Jeremy Allen White to stop having Carmy stare at Syd like that. I don't know what to tell yall! I really do not. You cannot deny the chemistry. You cannot make me believe they didn't purposefully write the MOLLY GORDON (such a good actress not in this though lmao) as a cardboard cutout manic pixie dream of a girlfriend for Carmy. You cannot tell me Carmy and Claire are any sort of endgame just because they were each others childhood crushes. They wrote an ER nurse as if she bakes cookies all day. Why is she always in such a good mood and always there to lift Carmy up? Get this out my face lmao

Carmy thought of Syd while having a panic attack because the thought of her brought him back down. Are you serious? Carmy has a sex scene in the same episode him and Syd are underneath a table just talking and there is more chemistry in that scene- I'm losing my mind. The choreography during the one take table scene is more gentle and romantic than what we saw with him and Claire in that bed- I'm LOSING IT!

I've just seen a lot of tweets and posts that are like "no they need to be platonic. go to netflix for ships like this not the bear" and I'm like huh? Talk to Jeremy Allen White and Ayo then. The little touches on her back he does for NO REASON. Tell them to tone it down cause I'M certainly not seeing anything that isn't there. The characters are communicating better than they were season 1. You know what that is? Growth. Them signing sorry to each other? HELLO??? "I wouldn't even wanna do it without you." I CANNOT BREATHE!!!

Like oh I'm sorry y'all are choosing not to see what's right in front of you lmao a very sad life to live I guess idk. But also who cares? Let people ship what they want and stop trying to talk about platonic ships as if we are not being bombarded with so much fucking tv and film. The platonic ships are out there for you babes, let me have this hot romantic one in peace. Let me do that.

[nabesthetics]

tragically, he's trying his best

[anarchopuppy]

"Why did Tears of the Kingdom have a development cycle just as long as Breath of the Wild's even though it reused so many assets?" is a question that I think fundamentally misunderstands how modern game design works

It assumes that the team does something like all sit down, develop the physics engine, then they can move on to the overworld map, then they can move on to making the cutscenes, etc. and when you think about that for just a second it becomes obviously absurd. Developing a physics engine, writing dialogue, creating textures, designing puzzles, and so on are all different disciplines that different specialists work on in parallel and in cooperation

What probably actually happened is a lot of the artists, engine devs, and so on put a lot less time into the project, before/while working on a bunch of different projects at Nintendo (quite possibly including the engine and art for the next Zelda game), and they also probably didn't need to get Monolith Soft to help design the overworld. Meanwhile, the puzzle designers, writers, and a lot of the rest of the team have to do just as much work as they did for Breath of the Wild (or more!), and so it's not that surprising that it took just as long

(Disclaimer that I don't know for certain that this is how it happened internally at Nintendo, and short of interviewing the devs I don't think there's any way to find out. The credits won't help because close to all of the people who moved on to other teams either worked on TotK for part of the development and/or had their work ported over from BotW. This is just my understanding of how modern AAA game development works)

[tryingtobegoodwitch]

It’s impulse buying but…

It’s witchcraft books, so it doesn’t count.

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Look what came in the mail today!

Please ignore my very dirty desk.

When I found out that we would be able to get physics versions of @bloggingboutburgers comics, I immediately went to the kickstarter and ordered one! It will have to remain hidden because I’m not out to my family and I don’t want them to accidentally find it, so right now it’s in the cubby on the side of my bed that no one ever looks in. But I love it so much, and I love having a physical reminder that I’m not alone.

Thank you so much for making this, I love your comics, and I’m so excited to read this and see all of them in one place.

[bluvlet]

checkmate.

[yuridemon]

some various designs

[3-aem]

me thinking my cat is being so impolite constantly meowing while im trying to cook vs him thinking it’s completely inappropriate for me to then pick him up, likening it to mrder for the the crime of speaking his mind.

[bonefall]

what foods are a good source of additional fat for cats who might be struggling to get it otherwise?

[sophiethewitch1]

www!reader WILL call batman a pussy for not killing on her private twitter. she does it like every other day. its cathartic

[nomname]