#marlenes dead

[levforfakes]

you mean literally just remus

[isabel-lillah]

2:56 AM, James sneaking out of Regulus's room and Marlene sneaking out of Dorcas's room

James:

Marlene:

James: Dorcas, right?

Marlene: yeah, you?

James: Regulus

Marlene: ah

Marlene: soo wanna start a club talking about secretly dating some grumpy slytherins?

James: oooh absolutely

[whysosiriushuh]

Sirius: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water

Lily,*slowly puts her book down *: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Sirius: ....

Remus: Padfoot? Answer the question. Sirius!

Sirius: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Sirius: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Regulus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

James,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Regulus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Remus: Fuck Regulus you too!!??!!

James: It takes less than a minute!

Marlene: IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

James: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Remus: Like 7 minutes!

James: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Pandora *taking notes*: Everyone in this room is so creative :)

Dorcas*turning to Remus*: So no one in your house uses a fucking kettle!?

Remus: Its right there near the stove!!

Sirius: Wait a second... that's used to make tea??

Regulus: You told me it was there for aesthetic!!!!!!

James: So its not???

[moonyswarmsweaters]

[remuslupinlovebot]

marauders era p links (18+)

all links lead to p0rn !! watch at your own risk and do not watch in public

REGULUS BLACK

regulus fingering you in his dorm

regulus bouncing you on his cock

JAMES POTTER

riding james when he visits you for summer break

james celebrating a quidditch win

james absolutely devouring you as if you were his last meal on earth (this is the hottest video)

james teasing you while you’re wearing his hoodie

james stuffing you full and showing how much you mean to him

james eating his pretty girl out

SIRIUS BLACK

sirius making his girl feel good

showing sirius what a good girl you are

69’ing with sirius

sirius using his long fingers to make you cum

morning fucks with sirius

sirius fucking you at your house

REMUS LUPIN

remus fucking your face

remus fucking you in the bathroom before a full moon

riding professor lupin

getting extra credit with professor lupin

BARTY CROUCH JR

bouncing on bartys cock

barty fucking the LIFE out of you

MARLENE MCKINNON

marlene riding the life out of you

marlene making you look in the mirror as she destroys you

marlene fingering you till you’re shaking

making a sex tape with marlene

marlene eating you out

making out with marlene

LILY EVANS

fucking lily with a d!ldo

intimate but intense foreplay with lily

fucking lily in the common room

sucking mommy’s tits like a good girl

roommate lily helping you out

car sex with lily

thanking lily for date night by eating her out

lily sitting on your face <3

using mommy’s tits to cum

MARY MACDONALD

mary bringing you to heaven with her fingers

mary sending you a video while you’re on a work trip

home alone with mary

fucking mary after coming home to her all dolled up

making mary cum

eating mary out by the pool

DORCAS MEADOWES

eating dorcas out till she’s whimpering

(doesn’t really look like dorcas but it’s hot so whatever) devouring dorcas on the kitchen counter

giving dorcas special treatment after a night out

dorcas riding you

RANDOM

marlene eating lily out to give her a break from studying

pansy parkinson riding the genuine life out of you

pandora, dorcas and barty having fun when the dorms are empty

foreplay with lily and nb partner (not RLLY p0rṉ)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANY DON’T WORK!!

[hewaslovelyy]

marauders as tweets i saw on my TL this week LOL i got this idea from @moondustinfj and the art is from of course @sophithil on ig !!

[miss-daisy-the-wildflower]

Friendly reminder that James never thought any of his bestfriends was the spy.

James never believed it when Mad-eye made comments about Sirius falling in with the wrong crowd just because of his family name.

James never believed it when Mary started suggesting Remus, the same Remus that used to cry when he'd hurt an animal during the full moon, he would never willing hurt any of them.

And James certainly never believed Dorcas when she wrote in her last letter that Peter was the spy. Peter was one of his longest closest friends, one of the only people left that he'd had since his childhood. Peter wouldn't do that to James, not after everything they'd been through....right?

[lonlylook]

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Peter to Remus, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. James, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Marlene: That sounds so threatening… Lily: The Wedding Games… Sirius: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Remus: Beautiful. Peter: Fuck all of you!

[that-bitch-kat3]

how i fully believe this conversation went down:

lily: james and i are dating

everyone:

sirius: well honestly james good for you

james: thank-

peter: we had no idea you knew how to successfully brew amortentia

james: i did NOT drug her!!

marlene: do you honestly expect us to think that lily “i would rather kiss the giant squid” evans is willingly going out with you?

lily: people change!

remus: that’s true

lily: thank you remus

remus: sometimes they lower their standards

[calc1fers]

went to a party full of gay people and one person started talking about the marauders and everyone in the vicinity turned around and gasped “YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MARAUDERS?”

it felt like a fever dream, everyone was like “ofc” and started yapping about fanfiction and their favourite characters

[dovrt]

Hc that James picked up a little bit of french from being around Sirius so much and when he starts crushing Regulus, Reggie randomly says smth cute or whatever’s on his mind in french because he thinks James can’t understand, like this man basically pours his heart out and confesses all his insecurities and his love for James.

James just giggling in the corner like “ you’re going to be surprised one day”

[adharastarlight]

The James Oblivious Potter Chronicles Pt1

James: people are so stuipd

Sirius: whats up prongs?

James: someone in potions just said you and moony were dating! Just because he's into dudes and youre gay doesnt mean youre dating?!

Sirius: James-

James: that would be like saying Marls and Cas are dating just because theyre lesbians

Sirius: uhm, James-

James: dont worry, i told them you're just friends

Sirius: WHAT!?

Remus walks in and he looks so hurt and a little pissed: we're... friends now are we?

Sirius: no- no, mon amour- no, james is just a fucking moron

James: what... wait are you two...?

Sirius and Remus: yes!?!

Sirius: for like five months!?!

James: WHAT

Remus: we kiss in front of you all the time???

Sirius: we're constantly holding hands???

Remus: we go on dates like constantly???

Sirius: I told you I want to marry him!?!

James: I thought that was in a best friend way!!!

Sirius:

Remus:

James: wait so are marls and cas...?

Sirius: Yes!!!

Remus: james who the- what- how-

James: WHO ELSE!?!

Sirius: crouch and rosier, pandora and emmeline, lily and mary???

James: ohhhh... what about Regulus?

Remus, grinning: no one, why?

James:

Sirius:

James: so you guys are dating, should i... buy you a plant?

[not-rab]

James, showing his new outfit: Thoughts?

Remus: On point.

Sirius: High-key killing it!

Mary: Totally adorable!

Regulus: Adequate.

Regulus: *Blinks*

Remus: Keep it in your pants, Black, jeez!

Marlene: Openly thirsting? That's a new low.

James, blushing: GUYS-

[propussyslayer]

remus the type of guy to watch sirius and james from sidelines doing weird shit, sigh dramatically and say "..men." with the girlies

[veethebeequeen]

Rosekiller Headcanons

Evan crushed on Barty for months before Barty realized he liked Evan as well but didn't say anything to Evan because he was convinced that Evan would never like him back.

Evan never told Pandora that he liked Barty she just knew. And Barty told Regulus but made him swear not to tell Evan, and would make Regulus sit and listen to him talk about how much he liked Evan for hours.

Evan then thought that Barty liked Regulus and was crushed and cried to Pandora and Dorcus for hours. He started to distance himself from the two and spent more time with Dorcus, Marlene, Pandora and Lily.

Over all those late night talks about Regulus finally convinces Barty to ask Evan to hogsmead together.

Evan doesn't realize that this outing is a date until the very end of it and then gets extremely excited and almost tackles Barty to the ground in a hug.

Evan is the only one Barty lets call him Bee

People think Barty is the crazier one of the duo but he's not, Evan is the crazier one but is better at hiding it so whenever it comes out often takes people back.

Barty joins the death eaters because of Evan, his father gave him no choice and Barty refused to let him go through that alone.