#not ikea

[chubby-bearded-nerd]

That’s a very big assumption furniture company. This household may have 1 total adult.

[b0tster]

jurassic park music

[larahug]

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

[grumpiie]

#SEA CREATURES !!

[useless-polls]

[totally-ikea]

you know what? Fuck you.

*headcanons your character as aspec*

[can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture]

*as in, the person answering this poll's dad. Determine who counts as your dad for the purposes of this poll at your discretion. If you have multiple dads you'd answer differently for just spin a wheel or something

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

[don-dake]

Saw these at IKEA recently. Are they…modelled after the Gävle Goat?

Edited-to-add (some time in early 2024): To all the people who have since helpfully added informative comments and links about the history of the Gävle Goat, Thank You! I've learnt so much from your posts!

To anyone seeing this now and in the future, I now know more about the Gävle Goat than I possibly need to, so you can stop flooding this post with the same-ish info now! Thanks!

And to people who cannot fathom someone not knowing about Christmas straw goats, please read this post and have some empathy and perspective. Thanks again!

[montereybayaquarium]

Ready to assemble your very own kelp forest?

Just follow these easy steps:

✅ Assemble kelp parts in cold, nutrient-rich water  ✅ Add fish and invertebrates  ✅ Add sea otters! 🦦 ✅ Watch your kelp forest thrive  ⚠️Warning: Without sea otters, your kelp forest may end up with an urchin overload!

[daizy-blazedbookclub]

I LOVED THIS BOOK!!! This book is a perfect mix of funny and thrilling. Every time I thought I knew what was going to happen next I am surprised with what actually happens. You know when people say “I wish I could read it again for the first time”? I WISH I COULD READ IT AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME. I almost feel like I am in a post vacation slump, like yeah home (a new book) is cool BUT the beach (Horrorstor) is way nicer.

This might be my favorite read of the year, tied maybe with Road of Bones ( review coming soon). BRB adding all Grady Hendrix books to my TBR. Did y’all read this one? I miss Ruth Anne.

[carlburton]

Ikea’s modular sofa designer is Game of the Year

[grickle14]

The quest awaits.

[thistlehorse]

nobdoy wake him up i swim to god

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

YOU MATCH THE 141 ON TINDER 💓

Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?

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I was only going to post these when I finished writing and everything but I'm just... SO FUCKING EXCITED 😭😭

spoiler: Johnny and Kyle are the ones managing Price's account (took covert pics of the captain) but they ask Ghost how to answer the questions and DMs in order to have "the right tone of voice" LMAO

I'll post the actual drabbles soon!!! 🙏

If you'd like to be tagged when this comes out, lmk! (via dm, question or even here) THE TAGLIST IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED, not accepting any more requests! (I'm sorry, there's just too many people on it)

[Read the FIC]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[dinchenix]

BLÅHAJ MY BELOVED💙