My dinosaur business is absolutely thriving I got mugged and the police is at my door
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Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.
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Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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Just so you know
It's impossible to gain fat weight if you're eating under your maintenance. If you gain weight overnight it can be many many things like
Water intake, sodium intake, if you haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days, if you have a meal with high refined carbs (pasta, bread etc.) And many other things.
If you ate 500 calories and gained the next day you didn't gain real weight. It's ok. You'll be ok don't beat yourself up ik it's hard to see the scale to go up but you cannot gain real weight if you're under eating.
It's ok I promise, show yourself some grace 🫶
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