#incorrect black brothers quotes

[nixnight1]

Sirius: What did you ever sacrifice?

Regulus: I gave everything, I gave my whole life

Sirius: You died trying to betray the dark Lord that you worshiped wohoo

Regulus: I'm not talking about my death, I'm talking about my life. I gave my whole life.

Sirius:...

Regulus: I stayed when you wanted to leave. I received your burden, and if I had escaped too, they would have hunted you

Regulus: So, Yes, Sirius, I gave my whole life

[hxuse-xf-black]

Sirius: I miss the boy you used to be. Regulus, smiling sardonically: Many will. He was easier to kill.

[marvelomadness06]

Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

[not-rab]

Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

[roggyroll]

Regulus: *sneaking under the covers*

Sirius: What, and I mean this nicely, the fuck are you doing?

Regulus: *realising he had in fact NOT found the right bed in the dark*

Regulus:

Sirius:

Regulus: heyyyy... remember- remember when we were children... and-

Sirius: *yawning but throwing the covers open* just get in

Regulus: *slowly and wordlessly crawling in*

Sirius:

Regulus:

Sirius: ...are you alright?

Regulus: *mortified* fine. im fine, just sleep. go to sleep.

[the next day]

James: *in tears*

Regulus: actually fuck off I haven't gone to his bed like that since I was nine

James: why didn't you just pretend you'd been sleepwalking?! what happened to "im a slytherin, i never panic"?

Regulus:

Regulus:

Regulus: *dejected* i truly cant put into words how much i hate you and the way you remember everything

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.

James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like

Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……

James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Sirius at an award show: First of all, I would like to thank Regulus, my brother, for telling me I wasn’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you Reg.

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[nixnight1]

Pandora: Secret Santa time!!!

Regulus: For me or for James

Pandora: For you

Regulus: *receives a big box*

Sirius: Hey guys! Can you please help me to...

Regulus: Fuck off!! I'm opening my chirstmas present

Sirius: You're a prick

Regulus: *opens the box* oh my god Pandora, you did not...

James: Scissors...

Regulus: They're special scissors

James: Okaaay

Pandora: They are from a movie he loves

Regulus: I cannot believe you got me this, I love you

Sirius: What movie were they used in?

Regulus: "The scissoring"

Sirius: That's the one about a girl who comes back from the dead and uses a pair of scissors on her two best friends?

James: You made me watch that

Regulus: She starts with the pretty one, the one that was like her...sister

Sirius: You sick bastard if you just as much as breathe near me with those scissors...

Regulus: Boo!

[hxuse-xf-black]

Regulus, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason! It's not a good image for me.

Sirius Black, probably

[veethebeequeen]

No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

[jamespotterbbg]

my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.

[faerycross]

regulus: i absolutely smashed that autism test

sirius: ...

james: i think you should look into that-

regulus: nonsense. i simply am not physically capable of failing. nothing more.

remus: yeah, same

sirius: ...

james, whispering to sirius: gotta love our autistic boyfriends <3

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: *puking in the toilet*

Peter: ah is it a hangover?

Remus: no he walked in on James and Regulus shagging this morning

Peter:

Peter: oh

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

The Daily Prophet: two people have reportedly broken into the Ministry all by themselves.

Regulus: *scoffs* what idiots

*Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Barty and Evan running away from the aurors*

Regulus: wait, those are my idiots