#sirius text post

[beans-core]

(After James comes out as Bisexual to the Marauders)

Sirius: I thought you were straight!

James: *points at Regulus* I thought I was too until he went and did that!

Remus: ...You just gestured to all of him.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

[marauderstars]

Remus John Lupin was not “shy” or “awkward” that boy was just done with everyone’s shit.

[wolvesandshine]

The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

[moondustinfj]

Part 2

[morsmordream]

sirius: “my name is sirius, and when i was five i ate too many canapés at a ball and threw up and when we got home, mother held me under the cruciatus for so long that i passed out and had to take a nerve regeneration potion for two months to stop the tremors… and i brought sugar quills!”

regulus: “i’m regulus, and when i was seven i was struggling to learn latin from my tutor and so mother imperio’d me to study it for five hours after dinner every night until my latin was perfect. i brought caramel cobwebs.”

barty: “my name’s barty, and hearing my full name makes me throw up because it’s a reminder that i only exist to be a copy of my father, and i brought fizzing whizbees!”

remus: “i’m remus, and when i was seven fenrir greyback broke into my bedroom and tried to tear my throat out but i survived and became a werewolf and now i have to keep it a secret because if anyone finds out i’ll be kicked out of hogwarts and be forced to register, and then i’ll never be able to hold a job. i brought chocolate frogs.”

james: “should we… i don’t know, intervene?”

evan: “nah. this is, like, group therapy for them.”

pandora: “probably the closest they’ll ever get to it, actually. any decent mind healer would run screaming.”

[where-is-vivian]

James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

[auntiejohn]

marauders tweets pt 4!

[moonyscane]

james: hey, pads? can i get some dating advice?

sirius: just because i’m with remus doesn’t mean i know how i did it.

james: okayy, but what does reg like?

sirius: REGULUS??!

[dream-girls-dream-girl]

regulus: what do you look for in a partner?

remus: someone who can challenge me intellectually

regulus: so how did you end up with someone who’s intellectually challenged?

[redadidassneakers]

James: I’m dating your brother

Sirius: okay

James: okay? I thought you would be furious

Sirius: I want my brother to be happy and if you make him happy then that’s all I need

James: oh that’s good, I was worried you’d kill me once you found out I tainted him

Sirius:

Sirius: you’ve had sex with him?

James: . . . yes

Sirius: *pulls out wand*

James: what are you-?

Sirius: AVADA-

James: NO

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: So how’s fatherhood treating you?

Regulus: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though

Remus: Don’t worry, Reg, it’s normal for babies

Regulus: What? No, Harry is fine. I was talking about James

James, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

[marauderstars]

Death Eater: Listen here, pretty boy-

Sirius: You think I’m pretty?

Death Eater: It’s an INSULT, idiot.

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?

…An hour later…

Death Eater, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-

Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.

[wolvesandshine]

Nobody:

Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up

Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Sirius Orion Black the typa guy to decide to stop talking so everyone knows he's upset and then forget about it

[iknowshocker]

"oh you think you can fix him?" so close babe i actually want him exactly the way he is, no notes