#sorry quinn

[katyobsesses]

The worst part of outlining a fic as a multishipper is trying to decide what ships to have 😭

[cacaitos]

LOL

[nikkento-writes]

It was bound to happen eventually. You just didn’t think you’d get caught literally with your pants off, staring at your roommate Toji like a deer in fucking headlights and a vibrator between your legs. 

The silence between you is staggering, except for the buzz of the toy still active in your hand. You’re in such utter shock that it takes you a few seconds to finally turn it off, blood pounding in your ears, completely mortified of getting caught in the act. 

You’re not close to your roommate; in fact, you actively try to avoid him. Part of this is because the two of you come from totally different worlds. He’s nearly a decade older than you, a divorced dad who barely sees his son. His current means of income are betting on horse races and more nefarious tasks he typically performs at night, though you can’t confirm exactly what those nefarious tasks are. Meanwhile, you’re a struggling grad student, forced to share a small apartment with a potential hitman, pimp, and/or yakuza member. Like you said, you’re still not sure, but based on his looks and demeanor, those are your best guesses. 

But it’s not as if you’re complaining. 

While you are a tad bit scared of him, he’s definitely easy on the eyes. Tall, statuesque with those chiseled muscles, that alluring scar across his lips. He leaves you alone just as much as you do for him, so no matter how sketchy he comes across, you have no reason to be wary of him. 

Though, tonight might change that. 

You just finished writing a paper that you’ve been working on for weeks now. Toji is out, as usual, and you need some major stress relief. So, you shut your door closed, not bothering to lock it, strip off your bottoms, and plop yourself onto the bed, reaching for your vibrator inside your drawer. You browse through your spicy audio app and select one of your favorites, knowing it will certainly get you off. Again, you’re negligent when it comes to discretion because you play it out loud, no headphones and at the highest volume. Maybe the tiniest part of you wants to get caught with how careless you’re being. 

That’s proven the second he walks in on you, eyes wide at the lewd sight before him, black t-shirt clinging deliciously to his body, erection growing in his grey sweats. You’ve been at it for a few minutes by now, already one orgasm in, and you’re well aware how wet you are, how shiny and enticing it looks with your legs spread wide, on full display for him. 

The silence is broken when he walks towards you, long strides to get to you quickly. He grabs hold of your knees, spreading you even wider, and you don’t resist. You yield to him, like putty in his hands, ready for whatever he’s willing to give you. He licks his lips, tongue grazing over that fucking scar you like so much. “Finally,” he mutters, bowing down to spread his tongue on your clit, slobbering all over you as if he’s been waiting for this moment, as if you’ve been teasing him all this time. 

Yeah, you definitely wanted to get caught tonight. 

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[bruciemilf]

Damian: Baba, I've brought a new member into the family. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?

Bruce, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes

Damian: Excellent. Mama?

Talia, who's even MORE scared: yes my precious child of course

[hellfire--cult]

I won't be stopping the memes. I won't.

[pedgito]

JOSEPH QUINN attending the Fantastic Four panel at SDCC 2024

[falloutboyyaoi]

stargate as various onion headlines (part 2 and 3 (mostly tumblr posts) coming soon)

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

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28 - Human Disaster Bruce Wayne

[ppjeterka]

my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series

[gottabescientific]

hockeyblr is awesome bc someone will go "this is the hottest man I've ever seen" and 9 times out of 10 you could find twelve of him in any gas station in florida

The 1 out of 10 its Leon Draisaitl

[wombywoo]

confessional.

[acekazoo]

nhl players as textposts.. again

[phemiec]

A Batman rogues comic from my Gotham AU. Just fleshing out the dynamics between these fools, also I’ve worked too long on it and it has problems but just take it okay it’s DONe 😤

[notedchampagne]

id render YOU in any universe

aus in order from top left to bottom right: we have always lived in the apartment by quinn @thatneoncrisis | harrow nova | gehenna the first also by quinn | arranged marriage au | canon

[littlexdeaths]

was thinking about how emperor geta has a spit kink, and it spiraled into this… enjoy my madness xx.

18+ HOES ONLY

“open your god forsaken mouth.”

geta all but growls, squishing your cheeks even tighter in his rough palm. his gaudy rings bite into your flesh, but the slight pain doesn’t stop the borderline maniacal laughter that spills past your lips.

he just stares at you for a moment, dark eyes ablaze with fury as you deliberately disobey him again. while he wouldn’t dare admit it out loud, he secretly loves the way you challenge him. before you came into his life no one would ever disagree with him, for fear of retaliation.

but not you.

what started as an act of defiance of your new found circumstances, quickly devolved into something much more complicated. a game of cat and mouse that you both took great pleasure in.

geta loosens his grip on your cheeks for a moment, tilting his head when you take his thumb past your lips. a low groan rumbles in his throat when he feels your teeth graze over the pad of his thumb. a string of salvia trickles down your chin when he removes the digit, tilting your head further back as he looms over you.

“why don’t you make me, my lord.”