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[tanevcolton28]

I um hello there brandon and your sweat god hes hot

[inkjetpaladin]

[estonian-is-horrible]

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

Sometimes I think about this while writing so many Remadora themed things. But then I don't feel bad because even if no one else reads it, I am both writer and audience in the picture, and I am happy.

[cullingtheherd]

on an alpha male diet where i only eat predators

[incorrectbatfam]

16-year-old Dick: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Jason: Okay.

[downstairs]

Bruce: What do you want for breakfast?

Dick: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Bruce: Go to your room.

Bruce, to Jason: And what do you want?

Jason: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

[iamat0m]

[thequeenwechoose]

[inkjetpaladin]

[math-memes]

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes:

Jason: I hate when people are like… “You’ve only got one family, you should forgive them?”

Jason: No! You’ve only got one appendix, but when that f*cks up your health, you cut that sh*t out of your life.

Jason: Same rules apply!

Tim: I totally agree. I had my healthy appendix removed just to show my other organs I won’t tolerate any bullsh*t.

Jason: See this guy…wait what???

Tim: My spleen didn’t get the message though :(.

Jason: ?!?

[cullingtheherd]

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters?

Damian: My father claims that plenty of people do it and he learned it from his butler but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.

Damian: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. My father would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while my family ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I born into a family of sociopaths?

[later]

Damian: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and my family is a little bit insane.