#such good sons

[kaymarie-bell]

Diasomnia Book, Chapter 2 Translations [7, 22]

as always, my own translation. I am learning as I go, I do this out of love for the game. There will be mistakes.

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Summary: Day of the party. The older Heartslabyul members say their farewells. Cater is *so* not avoiding feelings right now.

[7-22]

Diasomnia Dorm – Lounge

Saturday night

Lilia: Hello everyone, thank you all for coming to the “Lilia Vanrouge’s Farewell Party” today

Lilia: It’s been two and a half years since I entered Night Raven College

Lilia: The time I spent here was filled with days full of youth

Lilia: Today it’s my treat. Eat, talk, and make a fuss!

*clapping and cheering voices*

Cater: He-yo, Lilia-chan!

Cater: Cay-kun and Riddle-kun didn’t really want to show up empty handed so…

Cater: *Riddle voice* “Isn’t okay if it disappears during the party?”

Cater: So I had Trey-kun make a cake!

Lilia: Oh, Cater. Trey. Also Riddle. I’m glad you’re here.

Trey: I was in the same class as Lilia only after becoming third years

Trey: Your stories were always interesting.

Trey: Since we’re both vice-leaders, and I was able to consult and rely on you...

Trey:…I wanted us to graduate with together.

Lilia: I was the one who always enjoyed talking to Trey

Lilia: As a food lover, I was able to exchange opinions, and there were also many things to discover.

Trey: I was always surprised by Lilia’s unique recipes…haha…

Lilia: I am going to give the various sweets I learned to bake from Trey to the neighbors as a way of saying hello to them.

Trey: Oh, I see-…Please follow the recipe. And be careful about the measurements and temperature.

Cater: Lilia-chan!

Cater: I wanted to do a light music club graduation concert with Lilia after our internships…

Cater: And this is what you were planning?

Cater: I can’t believe that we’re going to say goodbye all of a sudden.

Cater: Well…It’s only natural that each meeting has its farewell.

Cater: But I still feel lonely.

Lilia: Cater, we’ve been together in the light music club since we were first years.

Lilia: Frustrating practices…members leaving one after another due to differences in musicality…

Lilia: Amid all that, only the two of us who are gentle boys remained.

Cater: That’s right. Since it can’t be helped, why don’t we have a session together?

Cater: I was so surprised when Lilia-chan started playing hardcore metal with a 5-string bass!

Lilia: Hahah. My heavy sound and your pop together…

Lilia: We created such an unique sound

Lilia: I still find it strange how nobody came to scout us to an entertainment company.

Lilia: The second year, Kalim, who plays the folk instruments, joined the rhythm team…

Cater: Ha ha! It was really chaotic in the beginning, but it was really fun.

Cater:…Lilia-chan, thank you for being my friend during these two and a half years. I’ll cherish the pictures we took together.

Cater: So, let’s take one last photo! Take a pic with me!

Cater & Lilia: *pose together* yay~!

*camera shutter*

Cater: #LightMusicClub3rdYears #FirstGenGentleBoys #BFF

Cater: …Post completed!

Riddle: Lilia-senpai

Riddle: Once again…thank you for your help during the interdormitory magift competition.

Riddle: I’m sure it would’ve been difficult for us to settle the matter on our own.

Lilia: What are you saying Riddle?

Lilia: It was only thanks to Heartslabyul’s Leader that we were able to resolve it without endangering the Diasomnia students or the audience.

Lilia: I will thank you again on behalf of Malleus.

Riddle: From here on, I will speak personally

Riddle: I belong to the same equestrian club as Sebek and Silver

Lilia: Of course I know that.

Riddle: They’ve always said, “we are what we are now only because of Lilia-senpai’s guidance.”

Riddle: If I had the chance, I would’ve liked to be taught equestrian skills by this senior…

Riddle: I’m very disappointed.

Lilia: Ha ha ha! They’re always exaggerating. Don’t take it seriously.

Lilia: I hope you will continue to hone your skills alongside Silver and Sebek.

Riddle: Of course. Lilia-senpai, please take care of yourself.

Trey: Be careful not to get hurt or sick.

Cater: Stay healthy even if you’re far away! Get in touch through magicam any time~

Lilia: Yeah. You too.

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[christadeguchi]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

[some-kind-of-creature]

It wasn’t supposed to be a secret.

If you died while with the league, you will no longer be acknowledged to have existed, especially if you died during a mission. A disappointment will not be remembered.

The bats and birds don’t like speaking about the people they have lost, so they don’t. If someone ask about the dead, they will tell the person they don’t talk about that.

So how was Damian supposed to know that he should have told his father about his dead brother?

[autumn-may]

Mostly spoiler free summary of my viewing experience

[mrghostrat]

god, i know i drew all day but my brain so empty i just wanted to draw a little more <3

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[quadrantadvisor]

Imagine if the GIW started gunning for Jason without the Batfam ever meeting Phantom. Like, Bruce has to figure out on his own that the guys in white suits with Lazarus guns are 1. a legitimate government agency, and 2. are perfectly within their rights to hunt Jason like an animal, because 3. there's secret government legislation that says that since Jason's body processes ectaplasm, he's classified as non-sapient and has no legal protections.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

So Clark Kent acts as a whistle-blower, the Justice League publicly condems the Anti-Ecto Acts as inhumane, the GIW is disbanded, and Batman gets pardoned for all of those crimes that he technically did by assaulting federal agents. And after all that gets sorted, some white haired kid pops up in the Watchtower like "haha thanks for that I really didn't want a war between Earth and the Infinite Realms" and the League are like "wait what"

[pumpkinhead666]

1st time

2nd time

3rd time

4th time

5th time

last time

screaming, crying, fucking throwing up

[death-himself]

tommy’s such a fascinating case of allyship and the fact that there might be more cishets like him in the future with queer people being more accepted is hilarious to me

like how the hell does a cishet man get legally married to a gay man, refuse to get a divorce, write fanfic about them being together, then get attacked by terfs who thought he was trans

whether you like tommy or not you have to admit that’s a hilarious way to be an ally, his mom really raised him right

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.

Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.” (Thanks @adeptune01 I honestly forgot about this one.)

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

[spicy-apple-pie]

Don't ask me why I had to draw buff dads in tight tee shirts okay??? It's just the way it's going to be.

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[noxcheshire]

Back again with Danny being adopted by other batfam members.

But this time I thought of the absolute comedy of Damian, tiny squirt and five apples tall, deciding that he is now a father to a grown ass teenage Danny.

It was an accident and had never been his intention to adopt another being.

But it had been placed into Damian’s head that in order to be a potential Batman he had to have his own Robin. And the only way to have his own Robin was to have a child, similar to the way that Father would pick up the various children and teenagers amongst them.

Damain had a very specific list of requirements for his potential child-Robin. Danny did not meet any of those requirements, and yet here Damian was having forged papers for the now Daniel Al Ghul-Wayne, and beginning the treacherous affair of introducing his son to the family.

Danny twisted his new shirt sleeve with a frown. It was a nice green silk that complimented the little green that resided in his son’s eyes. Damian wished to bring out the many carefully crafted features of Danny that could match to Damian. Having his eyes pop, wild hair brushed and losing the battle to nervous hands, would have to do.

At least until Damian taught Danny his mother tongue and began the care of his culture and soon to be heritage.