#tech and humor

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[r0sh11]

MY HONEST OPINION

[ukiyoebirds]

Faded Memories and Bitter Partings.

Even as a child, Hunter had luscious locks.

[wordsfromastranger]

I’m scrolling all day everyday

Insta – some one sends a reel~ should be reacting but I’m scrolling Fb – shows me notifications in video section ~ should be ignoring but I’m scrolling YouTube – searched something ~ should watch the thing i searched for but shots come in and I’m scrolling Snapchat – nothing from no where swipes left and…… I’m scrolling Twitter – ohh thats a past, better to avoid Xes _stranger

[havoc-7]

I just KNOW that Crosshair and Tech were the most chaotic duo back on Kamino. Tech is literally terrifying. He’s the most intelligent and the most practical, yet the man watched two (2) illegal high speed races and was like “eh yeah I could beat that system” and then DID. His unhingedness is a CHOICE. Combine that with Crosshair, who hated your guts before the Kaminoans even bred them in a tube, who picked three (3) physical fights with his COs in a four-episode arc, and you know they got up to the most chaotic shenanigans together as cadets. Poor Hunter has probably been trying to keep them out of prison since they could walk

[retrogamingblog2]

[stars-obsession-pit]

They’re HOW strong?!

Or, the woes of bad powerscaling

In the countless years since Pariah Dark’s defeat, the rumors of his strength have grown far past the truth. Yes, he was quite strong, but not the ultimate godlike force some places came to view him as.

So when news came out that a young ghost named Phantom had taken down Pariah and earned the throne by right of conquest, his strength was thus hyped up by extension. Surely, they think, such a warrior must be truly unmatched to have beaten a god like Pariah Dark—especially considering Phantom’s youth.

…and then some people summon King Phantom, and he offhandedly mentions losing sparring matches with his family/friends.

So now people are terrified of just how powerful those people must be to easily match a godslayer like Phantom…

[amandamadeathing]

Do you ever have a stupid idea that you just have to get out?

[troythecatfish]

[oldschoolfrp]

"Why armor class is important" -- Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord for the Apple II took a lot of inspiration from D&D. The armor class scale begins at 10 and descends for improved armor, as used in OD&D through AD&D 2e, before D&D 3e finally changed to ascending AC numbers. (Will McLean comic panel from the game manual, Sir-Tech Software, 1981)

[apocalyp-tech-a]

Just sayin!

[mrbreaknfix]

Other people follow rules. I follow results

[ukiyoebirds]

In another universe, the Bad Batch is all together and have fun adventures. Hahaha...I cope with jokes ( ; - ; )

Joke work shopped with the always wonderful and supportive @krazycat6167.

[secondwheel]

The excitement of going to the ICT suite in school

[havoc-7]

I feel so bad for the guy that had to be Tech’s flight instructor on Kamino. Just like imagine feeling happy and secure in your job as a clone cadet flight instructor, and then this scrawny little clone who’s about five years younger than the others in your class with giant round goggles and his hair standing on end from shorting out Kamino’s entire electrical system on a dare marches up to the flight simulator, looks at you, and says, “Look, sir, let’s not kid ourselves here. There’s nothing about flying you can teach me that I don’t already know. I’ve read every flight manual ever written and can recite the specs of any standard ship in the galaxy. My enhanced mental abilities allow me to process information from multiple sources faster than you can even remember what you ate for breakfast. I’m already a better pilot than you will ever be, so just give me the score that we both need to be done with each other and let’s move on with our lives” and then slams on the gas

[retrogamingblog2]