#the kents

[friend-ofa-friend-ofa-friend]

Do you think Clark Kent had to be formula fed.

And do you think, for a moment, Martha Kent realized she was in over her head.

An alien baby, a canister of formula from the closest shop that she’s not even sure he can eat.

She’s just holding him in front of her with the bottle in one hand and his neck propped up in the other. He’s screaming his head off and she knows he’s hungry but she can’t bring herself to give it to him. She doesn’t know what he is, what will kill him. She may have met this baby maybe a couple hours ago but she’s already decided to protect him with her life.

Jonathan’s out in the shed trying to find any of the old baby clothes and pacifiers they were gifted while they were trying at least half a decade ago; Martha’s pretty sure she threw them all away the second the doctor broke the news.

She realizes that if they do actually do this it’s not going to be easy, and it’s actually going to be quite terrifying. They will always be waiting for that phone call, that knock on the door. From this point forward strangers and outsiders who come sniffin’ for one reason or another will terrify them.

She wonders if they’ll tell him how they actually came to be his parents, or let him live in blissful ignorance.

She counts down to three in her head. And gives him the bottle.

He drinks it happily; perfectly fine.

She can’t remember when she started holding her breath.

A loose curl of his blacker than black hair falls onto his forehead and covers his bluer than blue eyes. She brushes it away and he grabs her fingers with a grip stronger than she thought it’d be. It makes her bark out a laugh.

Something with those pudgy cheeks and that gummy smile can’t be all that terrifying.

[stovreye]

I hate country music 🗿🗿

Messy farmboy Kon sketch anyone….? No? Just me….? Okay….. Also Kon would totally put studs on his cowboy hat 🤓☝️

Saves and shares appreciated 🤠🐓🌾

[bobbinalong]

i have this headcanon that clark has a big scar on his face from trying to cut his hair with laser eyes for the first time, so he took care to instruct jon on how to do it safely before he let him try for himself, but jon still managed to like ... just shave straight thru. which means clark had to even out the rest and so 8yo jon was just basically bald for a while. there were many tears on everybody's part. also, it's like 5am right now.

[fanfrelon]

Michael Bishop & Tyler Hoechlin as Jon & Clark Kent in Superman & Lois

[ameba-from-space]

I know I'm mainly a batman blog but sometimes I sit down and contemplate Martha and Jonathan Kent and I cry because how can you not

They are one of the greatest heros DC has ever written and I don't think we talk about it enough

They took a boy they knew nothing about and they raised him with love that knows no bounds, even when he showed himself as very different from them, even when most people would fear and shun him for being different, they loved him, and they loved him, and they loved him, and they never stopped, no matter what came, what challenges they had to face they loved him oh so much, and they showed him how to love and he loved so much and I think that's one of the most beautiful things ever

[morgangalaxy43]

I feel like Bruce would try really hard to impress Johnathan and Martha when he and Clark start dating

[nerdpoe]

Wait the kents farm corn?

But they live in Kansas?

Did I already have a "what the fuck" about this because I'm getting deja-vu.

Wouldn't wheat be better for the soil type where they are???

What?????

[mikitheswiftie]

Clark: Lois’ dad is the general! THE general who tried to kill me🤯

Lois: There are alternate versions of Clarks who annihilate the world!

Ma Kent: I can’t stand Lois’ dad

Pa Kent: I am supposed to preheat the oven 😦

General Lane: I wanna gooooo *joining in because he didn’t want to be left out

Jimmy:

[comics-n-stuff]

*hitting the DC fandom over the head with a textbook*

STOP SAYING THE KENTS HAVE A SOUTHERN DRAWL

Kansas is in the CENTER of America, not the South! What you think of as an American Southern accent is usually found in places like Appalachia, the Deep South, and Texas, not Kansas!! Not every rural American agricultural community has the same accent! Kansans typically have a more midwestern accent.

it makes me nope straight out of fanfic sooooo fast

[puppiesandnightlock]

THE LASTEST WFA EP

WFA

ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

DAMIAN

MY CHILD

STEPH MAKING THING S WORSE

TIM. TIM. TIM.

also "r we sure she isnt a kent?" obviously only kents can get waynes to be happy lmao (clark kon jon)

if i see a shipper tho i think i'll scream

[inhousearchive]

House-ad for The Kents (1997), a 12-issue miniseries detailing how the Kents, Superman's adoptive family, became established in Kansas.

[friend-ofa-friend-ofa-friend]

The Kents, instead of getting an actual herding breed like a heeler or a collie, would just send out their son in all his 6 year-old Kryptonian glory who had enough energy to fuel Smallville and then some to round up the sheep. He always did a better job than any dog could’ve anyway.

[comicsiswild]

The Jurassic League (2022) #1 

[bobbinalong]

It's Superman's birthday and I just realized I've only drawn him in costume about twice, so here are some basic average Clarks instead.

[ryemiffie]

Quotes from my day as superfam incorrect quotes this time:

Lois: Babe, we have a situation here.

Clark: Hm?

Lois: ...

Clark: ...?

Lois, who's white pants are stained red: Look down.

Cark: ...

Clark: You got stabbed?

Lois: nope.

Clark: You held a dying person after they were stabbed?

Lois: Also nope.

Clark: You failed miserably at drinking wine?

Lois: Still no, think harder.

Clark: ...?

Lois: ...

Clark: ...??

Lois: ...!

Clark: Oh my god, you're on your period!

[orange-s-mario]

Superman Family Tree Version 12. High Quality here Additions: • Superlad, another Kara clone • Jimmy Olsen clones made by Lex Luthor • Hal Rand, who Jimmy thought was his biological dad and was his dad for a bit • Cory Renwald, a human that the Kents adopted •Val who considered Jimmy his uncle, and his parents • Judy, an alien that Kara adopted, and her family tree (although their names are unknown) • 2 more Brainiac creations • Mic X546, who got Lois Lane to adopt him Some Notes: •As Usual, There’s a separate Earth-One family tree for Jimmy Olsen, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, and Perry White. Jimmy and Lois’s Earth-One family trees are the only ones that connect to the Earth-One Superman family tree •The Wayne Family Tree section has every relative that was main canon as of the time they were introduced which is why Helena isn’t on it. Brane Taylor might be descended from Brane, but I decided to add both anyways. •Similar to the Brane/Brane Taylor situation, Alinta isn’t actually confirmed to be Owen Mercer’s •The Harper and Irons family tree sections also combine their continuities. •There are two other Superman family trees disconnected from the others, they are the Earth-Two family tree and the Earth 2 family tree