#the-real-peter-parker

[batarangsoundsdumb]

you’re so funny thank you for forcing me into supporting your lies

thank you bestie. i say we make up a fake genetic condition next, like where you have purple eyes and no body hair, we could call it alexandria's genesis

[sapphic-storm69]

Spiderverse thots

[l0caltiredgirl]

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

[pandadrake]

Shots fired by the Spider-man sequels.

Was ruminating on how Miles and Miguel are technically both 'Spider-man 2' in their respective universes. Got me thinking about the other Spider-successors in the cast, and also what if they all got matching T-shirts or something.

[jetlaggingbehind]

AAAAAH I DIDN'T NOTICE AT FIRST BC I THOUGHT HOBIE WAS TELLING MILES TO STOP FIGHTING BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY REMINDING HIM TO USE HIS PALMS!!!!!!!

[pbnmj]

what was supposed to just be pavitr and meera jain spiralled into a LOT of spiders in formalwear/red carpet outfits.... most of them referenced off met gala outfits and then adjusted to suit my own tastes LOL

[kaidiaries]

“spider-man 2 was robbed” “the game awards are rigged” and only yuri lowenthal was brave enough to raise the discussion of would peter parker and astarion explore each other’s bodies in their respective action adventure/rpg narratives

[kb11rd]

Encounter

[m00nagedreamin]

peter, in the lab with tony: can you get me ice cream?

tony: your legs work get it yourself

peter: but it tastes better with the flavor of parental obligation on top :(

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

The rumors are true: Peter B. Parker has TWO hands

[batarangsoundsdumb]

"I couldn't be more disappointed with Gaby-Ann, she sewed rainbow sequins on the girls' costumes when we all agreed that they didn't fit with the subject matter of the choreography. Next time, we know who we can't trust."

[x-gon-give-it]

Onto Issue two of "Spider-Man/Human Torch" and

THE ABSOLUTE BEEF BETWEEN FLASH AND JOHNNY. It was instantaneous. They saw each other and immediately threw hands. Over Spider-Man.

What a wonderful way to begin :D

[marvel-lous-guy]

Fury: Stark, you were way out of line last mission. You need to obey Rogers orders next time

Tony: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked

Fury: ...

Tony: And I'm assuming it's a hazard for me to be naked on a mission

Scott: I for one would be honored to be in your naked presence

Tony: ...Thank you Scott

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: I've had religious people knock on my door encouraging me to be religious, but never have I had a homosexual knock on my door to encourage me to be homosexual. Natasha: Knock knock. Peter: Who's there? Natasha: It's me. Queer up.

[iaminevitable012]

*something explodes in the distance*

Peter: mood

Tony: ???

[foolsocracy]

omg ally