#this is kinda boring sorry. testing the waters

[mikavlcs]

Young Blood

Pairing: Gwen Stacy x gn!reader

Summary: You’re new and Gwen’s forced to show you around. It doesn’t end up being as tedious as she was expecting.

Warnings: mild astv spoilers, my writing lol

Word count: 1.6k

Notes: listen, i know this will get like 20 notes, but i needed to do this okay. i love her sm. this also my first time writing anything marvel related...as i’m sure you can tell.

Masterlist

Gwen dug the heels of her palms into her eyes as she walked up the wall, unsuccessfully fighting off another exasperated groan.

She shouldn’t have been doing this. She should be off in another dimension fixing anomalies and fighting bad guys, not this. Anyone could greet new recruits, so why Miguel insisted on making her do it was an eternal mystery. She was honestly starting to think that he just liked annoying her.

Jessica offered her a sympathetic smile when delivering the news, but Gwen didn’t want sympathy, she wanted a mission.

Still, she followed orders, knowing that disobeying would only put her further down the mission list. Plus, with Pavitr and Hobie busy, what else was there to do?

She stepped up to the entrance and her eyes found you immediately. You were easy to spot. All newbies were. They all had the same awe-struck reaction to the compound which Gwen couldn’t blame them for, considering she had been there once herself.

Your mask was off, hanging limp in your hand while your eyes roamed the vast space with a wonder she felt only months prior. It brought a smile to her face.

“Insane right?” she prompted gently as she approached, drawing your eyes to her. “I had the same reaction. It’s not every day you get to see so many spider-people in one place.”

“I didn’t know there was this many. I thought I was the only one,” you admitted, astonishment clear in your voice.

Gwen chuckled. She knew the feeling well. “We all did, but there’s more of us than you can imagine.” She stuck out a hand. “I’m Gwen, by the way. I’m your appointed tour guide.”

You took her hand, gave it a firm shake. “I know, Jessica told me. Nice to meet you, Gwen.”

“Likewise. What Earth are you from?”

“Uh,” you trailed off briefly, tapping at your watch. “Earth-69.”

A snort escaped her before she could stop it. You looked up at her, wide-eyed, while she fought to contain herself.

“I’m sorry, I’m—it’s nothing. I’m actually from Earth-65. Never met anyone from the same sector.”

Brows raised, you remarked, “Well, there’s a first time for everything, right?”

“Yeah, I guess.” She took a look at your suit and, seeing the abundance of white expertly weaved in with the mixture of red and black, couldn’t help asking, “So, why white? Most of us use some combination of red and blue. Besides me, obviously.”

“I want my enemies to see me coming,” you replied, sending her a slightly off-kilter grin that made her unsure whether you were joking. She smirked.

“Foreboding. I like it.” She turned, signaling you to follow. “Now, come on. As you can see, we have a lot of ground to cover, and Miguel will want to brief you as soon as possible.”

You obeyed, following her as she led you around headquarters, showing you the ins and outs of every winding, overlapping corridor while informing you of the group’s purpose. Well, as much as she could without ruining Miguel’s big presentation.  

About a third of the way in, she said, “I should probably start introducing you to the others.” Gwen looked around, spotting a few vaguely recognizable masked faces. She pointed to one with a large white spider on his chest.

“That’s Peter.”

He gave you a polite salute which you returned, giving him a compliment about his suit as well. A familiar plastic Lego figure came ambling down the way. Gwen pointed to him.

“That’s Peter.”

The Lego twisted his hooked handpiece in your direction. You gave him a startled wave in response, looking thoroughly perplexed. Next, a car came cruising along and she pointed at it.

“That’s also Peter.”

The car honked as it sped by. You didn’t even react this time. Up ahead, Gwen spotted Ben, sitting off to the side with his tightly curled up to his chest. She sighed, halfheartedly pointed in his direction.

“That’s—”

“—let me guess, Peter?” you cut in, shooting her an unimpressed look.

She laughed. “No, that’s Ben.”

You let out a quiet oh and gave him a concerned look. Ben roused at the sound of his name, looking at the both of you with an absolutely pitiful expression.

“I would greet you guys, but I’m in the middle of a very traumatic flashback,” he moaned, overblown sorrow tinging his words.

Your eyebrows knitted together, and you started to say something, but Gwen pushed you forward by your shoulders, throwing a bye, Ben! over her shoulder. “Trust me, it isn’t worth it,” she mumbled at the confused look you gave her.

She continued guiding you by your shoulders, ignoring the odd looks from passing spiders, until you stopped short suddenly, making her crash into your back.

You were frozen, mouth agape, and eyes locked on something across the way. “Is that a t-rex?”

Following your gaze, Gwen beamed and nodded. “Yep. That’s Spider-Rex.” You gaped.

“Hey Pter!” she yelled with a wave. A ground-shaking roar echoed through the compound in response, scaring more than a few spiders and making Gwen chuckle. After a few more moments of gawking, you unfroze and continued following her, though your eyes still trailed the dinosaur in the distance.

The rest of the tour went without a hitch, the only small stops being a break to pet Spider-Cat and a short introduction to Margo. Soon enough, she was leading you down the long, dark hall to Miguel’s sanctuary.

Miguel, seemingly sensing your guys’ incoming presence, activated his platform and let it start making its way down. Very, very slowly. He wasn’t even halfway down by the time you guys made it into the heart of his den. Gwen barely resisted facepalming. He did this with every newbie, and it got more embarrassing each time. She leaned over to you, suppressing a grimace at the bewildered look on your face.

“I know, it’s slow. He just really likes his dramatic entrances,” she explained away, watching Miguel’s platform descend from above ever so slowly.

You both stood there for minutes, until finally, the platform stopped, and Miguel turned to peer down on you with a look that would have made Gwen cower a few months ago, but now just made her want to heave a deep sigh.

“Miguel, this is the new recruit from Earth-69,” she announced, voice rising at the end with the remnants of a poorly contained laugh. You didn’t seem to catch it, but Miguel did. He gave her a look that told her to knock it off and she did. Hesitantly.

He stepped off the platform and approached, eyes solely on you. “I see. Welcome. We’re glad to have you, but unfortunately, your briefing will have to wait as something has come up.” He turned his gaze to Gwen then, and her posture straightened as she realized what he was about to say.

“Gwen, I’ve got a mission for you.”

“Yes! Finally,” Gwen replied. But he was giving her that look. Her excitement wavered, realization setting in. “Please, don’t say tha—”

“You’ll be needing a partner for this mission.”

Gwen groaned. She hated partner missions. Even when she got the opportunity to pair up with people she liked, she much preferred to go solo. She just worked better alone—always had and always would. She tried to plead with Miguel, “C’mon, Miguel, you know I’m—"

“This is non-negotiable, Gwen,” he cut her off with that annoyingly authoritative tone that she couldn’t stand. “Pick a partner and get going ASAP. I want this done as quickly as possible.”

He walked off then, likely to find Jessica, leaving Gwen to sulk. And she did for about thirty seconds before pulling herself together. When Miguel wanted something done, it needed to get done. She could sulk more later. For now, she shifted her focus to finding an apt partner.

Her go-to’s were off the table. Pavitr was off on his own solo mission and Hobie was off doing lord knew what. Probably something anarchy related. She would have to find someone else.

Jessica was always busy these days, and she was taking less and less missions as her due date neared anyway, so she was off the table. She wasn’t asking Ben because she valued her remaining sanity. Peter B was an option, but he’d want to bring his baby along and Gwen was not equipped to deal with that. But maybe Web-Slinger would work. Or one of the various Peters. Or…maybe someone new.

Her eyes drifted over to you, still at her side despite the tour being technically over. She sized you up, once, twice, then one more time for good measure. You could work, but she knew nothing about how you operated in the field. The entire time, you watched her with a raised brow, unafraid of her judgment.

She crossed her arms, leveled you with a careful look. “On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate your combat ability?”

“10/10, but I may be a bit biased,” you responded immediately, still maintaining eye contact.

Her chin jerked up, eyes narrowing. “Confident, okay. How about web-slinging ability?”

“9.5/10.”

“9.5?”

“I might’ve hit a bird last time,” you said with a small grimace, “but everything else was flawless. Promise.”

That was good enough for Gwen. She uncrossed her arms and stepped closer, giving you a sly smile.

“Well then, newbie, how would you like to go on your first mission?”

You were pulling on your mask before she could even finish, red fabric veiling your wide smirk. “Let’s do it.”

With a nod, she inputted the coordinates Miguel sent her and watched as a corresponding portal spawned with a brilliant burst of light and color. The sight never got old, no matter how many times she saw it. You stepped up to her side and she sent you a sideways glance, a smile creeping onto her face.

Partner missions sucked, but she had a feeling this one wouldn’t be so bad.

[creedslove]

Hello! Love your writing! Could I please request a Pedro x pregnant!reader fluff please?

Javier Peña x f!reader

A/N: I changed it again, in fact I changed the entire request because I'm a little shit and that's a stated fact. But I changed it for Javi, but not just any Javi, I changed it for asshole!Javi, married lying cheating!Javi

Javier had been married to Lorraine for years when he met you 

In the meantime, she'd gone to Colombia with him when he was first assigned by the DEA, but she quickly hated the country, the weather and the food and took a plane to Laredo 

Which caused him to be a single agent who slept around almost as often as he changed clothes 

He never really got into detail, but he was sure Lorraine also slept around back in town, she was no saint, and he knew that for a fact, after all they got married 

When he returned home, he was seen as a local hero, and it didn't take long for him to get the job of chief of police, which brought him even more status 

And with the status and the money he got from his DEA retirement and his job as a cop, she was more than willing to come back, flash her baby blues and beg Javi for another chance to get back together 

Javi had his fair share of women and he was getting old, besides, he didn't have any hopes of falling in love ever again, so he decided to give it a go 

But it got old fast, he didn't remember Lorraine being so cold in bed, she was all the time complaining of Javier's touches or finding excuses so she wouldn't have sex with him 

And he soon got bored 

So when the two of you met, he felt as if things had some meaning and the attraction was instantaneous 

And it didn't take you too long to be bouncing on Javi's cock, or sitting on his handsome face or being pounded by him from behind 

You kinda felt guilty at first for being with a married man, but anyone could tell Javier wasn't happy with that bitch, and watching the way she was always condescending and rude to everyone, walking into stores as if she owned the place, your guilt disappeared

You and Javi were in too deep to care about anything, your escapades were every time hotter and hotter and you couldn't get enough of each other 

Until you started to feel sick, throw up every morning, and your period was late 

You couldn't believe that possibility was becoming real 

So you went to the drugstore to buy a test, and even if the result came out positive, you still didn't believe it and you went to the doctor 

Who confirmed you were indeed pregnant 

You cried yourself to sleep that night, terrified to what would happen now you were expecting a baby from a married man, you had no idea how Javi would react or what he would think of it 

So you avoided him for a couple of days, until you couldn't escape when he came after you, demanding to know what the fuck was going on for you to be so weird with him 

And then you told Javi everything that had happened 

And oh boy, it felt like his world had imploded. He had never had kids with Lorraine, and he doubted they where would, and there you were, carrying his child 

He was at a loss of words and loss of actions, not knowing what to do as he stared at you with the dumbest expression a human being could display 

Your eyes began watering as you didn't get an answer from him, it all felt so overwhelming as he didn't say anything

"I can't do this, I'm sorry"

It was the first thing he told you. Javi was married and he did have a reputation to stick up to after all, he couldn't just leave his wife for his pregnant mistress 

He saw you walking away from you and panicked, grabbing you by the arm and hugging you 

Javier swore he didn't mean it that way, but he assured you he would pay for all the expenses you would have with your baby, but he just couldn't go public 

You told him to fuck off and never go after you again 

But still, the amounts of cash would appear in your house as the weeks turned into months and one day you got so pissed, you grabbed all the money and drove the police station, returning it all to him 

Though he was afraid of a scandal, he insisted for you to take it welcoming a baby into the world was something so expensive and he wanted to be a part of it, even if it was just financially

It took you a lot of convincing but eventually you agreed, after all it was only fair since he was hiding you and your beautiful baby like a dirty secret 

It killed Javi to see you from afar in the months that followed your pregnancy, he felt a mix of pride to know you were carrying his baby, but also pain, to know he was such a coward who couldn't step in and take care of his new family 

It pained him to see how beautiful pregnancy was treating you, whenever Lorraine talked about how one of her ugly pregnant friends was glowing he always scoffed, but when he saw you glowing, he knew exactly what people meant 

He always went pissed off when he overheard anyone make any comments on you being a single mom. They knew shit and they shouldn't be talking about other people at all 

When you went into labor, he pretended he had a call from the hospital, but couldn't identify who it was, just to pretend he was investigating whoever decided to pull a prank 

But he just paced the hallway worriedly and was only able to breathe relieved when he overheard the doctor say it both you and the baby were alright 

And he nearly died when he found out it was a little girl 

Javi went to your room after hours and watched as you and your baby slept. He wanted to hold her but he was afraid he was too clumsy for that 

You woke up startled at his presence and couldn't hold your tears, asking him to leave as soon as possible as you didn't want your daughter to be attached to a man who couldn't admit he was her daddy 

He asked her name and his heart broke to know her name was Analuz and if he weren't an asshole, she could be Analuz Peña 

Whenever Javi had a glimpse of you pushing down the stroller around town, he would make an excuse to be around you and Analuz 

His daughter was the most beautiful and adorable baby he'd ever seen, and he wanted nothing more than go home to the two of you, instead of going home to Lorraine 

You finally allowed him to hold Analuz, the two of you shocked to find out she would immediately stop crying whenever she was in his arms and he always thought his heart wasn't going to take those beautiful, bright little eyes 

He once got into a real serious fight with Lorraine when she was trying to gossip about people in town and mentioned something about you and your baby, and how people often said your daughter was beautiful but in reality she'd seen far more beautiful babies 

And Javier was pissed 

The two of them had a heated argument which ended up with Javi having to sleep on the couch 

But he refused it and drove to your house in the middle of the night 

You weren't happy to be awoken like that, but he begged you to see Analuz and you eventually gave in 

Javi spent the most comfortable night of his life, sitting in the armchair and dozing off with his beautiful baby sleeping peacefully on his chest, rethinking his life choices and how he wished he could make things right for the three of you 💔

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A/N: I'm not gonna lie, besties, I've been daydreaming about being married!javier peña's mistress, there's something so dirty and sexy about it it makes me WANT IT

[n3tworksucks]

Making out with Quackity hcs pls 🫡

YES SORRY I ALSO MADE SCENARIOS FOR EACH ONE AND THEY ARE KINDA LONG HOPE YOU DONT MIND

word count; 957

warnings;few cuss words, alcohol, SLIGHTEST nsfw, and bad grammar lol

oooo making out with quackityyy

there's different ways that could start

one; yall are about to go to bed and decide to kiss each other good night

two; you're cuddling on the couch watching a show(well were before you started making out)

three; it was date night and you both wanted some time closer together

and four witch im not gonna talk about ANYWAYS

when you're making out it can be sweet and soft or heated like two teenagers lol

but a soft make out would be with number one and two

but heated would be number three and four

one; you were getting in bed, Alex had taken his melatonin a while ago so he was a little out of it, but didn't wanna go to sleep yet without you. so when you both were comfortable and you were ready for bed, you wanted to kiss your boyfriend goodnight. so when you kiss him you just pecked his lips for a second thinking that was it, but he had other plans. when you were pulling away he quickly moves his head to kiss you again, but this time longer. it surprised you a little bit but you didn't complain, closing your eyes and sharing this moment before you both go to bed.

two; you were both on the couch watching some movie you thought looked interesting, you laying on top of him with your head on his shoulder and his arms wrapped around you. you thought the movie was boring, it looked better in the trailer(ugh I hate when that happens like you see this trailer and it looks so good but then the movies ass. anyway) so you wanted to entertain yourself, thinking on what you could do. you then wonder what would happen if you just started showing all this affection towards Alex. you look up at him and you can see he's watching the movie but you still were curious. so you start lightly kissing his jawline and neck, he starts to smile and slightly giggle probably cause it tickles a little, but still won't look away from the movie. so you try a little harder and start kissing the corners of his mouth and make your way to the center of his lips, making the kisses last longer. that gets his attention and he finaly looks at you with confused look and a smile on his face asking you what you're doing. you shrug your shoulders saying your bored "well what do you wanna do then?" he asks " I don't know" you say, but that wasn't the truth, you knew what you wanted to do and so did he. he then looks at your lips quickly so you take that a sign that he's getting on the same level as you, so you softly kiss him on the lips testing the water, he gladly kisses back. the longer you kiss the more your lips both move in sync. he slightly sits up so that his back is leaning on the arm rest so you can straddle him more, making you and him more comfortable. your hands in his hair, one of his hands on your waist and the other on your thigh, the movie in the background not even paying attention to it, you both sat there for a while curing your boredom.

three; you both had just gotten back from dinner, shoes in your hand, the other holding his. when you get back to your shared apartment you put your shoes down and you were making your way to the bedroom to change, thinking it was the end of the night, but then you hear your boyfriend of 2 years that he has one more thing to show you. you quickly look back to see what it was like, and you see him holding a bottle of champagne and two glasses. you smile at him then making your way towards him as he already sets the glasses down on the bar. you take a seat on the bar stool as he opens the bottle with a pop and pours you both a glass .you thank him as he takes a seat next to you on the other bar stool. you didn't expect to drink much, but after a while you both just said fuck it and drank more then you should have lol. about half a bottle later both a drunk mess, too drunk to care about your dress being a little uncomfortable and alex un buttons one or two buttons on his shirt getting a little hot. you both moved to sit on the couch for comfort laughing and talking about memories or how the night was. as the laughter went down and the tiredness grew, but still very much drunk, you both just chill for a little until he turns to you "I love you" he says looking at you " i love you too" you say looking at him, faces inches away and you can smell the alcohol when he spoke, but you couldn't say anything because you were sure you smelt like it too. he slightly leans in, almost like he's asking for permission to kiss you, you lean in slightly as well telling him its ok without using words. he goes in the rest of the way, kissing you with his eyes closed, you too start kissing him as he moves one hand to the side of your face tiling his head to the side to deepen the kiss. you tilt your head to the side as well, both lips moving at the same time, tongues rubbing against each other enjoying the moment, not caring about time, or your uncomfortable dress, just thinking about the love you're showing each other.

four; we do not speak of..;)

[bad268]

DANNY RIC X READER FLUFFY BEACH TIME

Breaks on the Yacht (Daniel Ricciardo X Reader)

Fandom: RPF/Formula 1

Requested: Clearly (BROS IM DEATHLY AFRAID OF THE OCEAN, SO IM SORRY ITS SHORT)

Warnings: ...Ocean

Pronouns: I/me

W.C. 663

Summary: During the summer break, Danny and the reader go for a much needed relaxation ride on the yacht.

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(^Screenshot from a video idr which)

Summer break was the time to relax. With the craze of the season coming to a pause, we knew that we wanted to spend it at home. We were originally invited to go to Milton Keynes with most of the grid, but with all the hecticness surrounding Danny, we just wanted to stay at our home in Monaco. We just needed to get away from everyone.  

The season has been all over the place. With Danny getting back on the grid two races ago after doing simulator testing constantly, to say that the summer break was welcomed would be an understatement. So we caught the first flight out of Belgium with a group of drivers also heading back to Monaco. 

The first couple of days were spent catching up on sleep. After that, we thought that we would get the relaxation started. Days on the yacht were the best to spend these kinds of days. 

“You’re not gonna leave me to swim by myself are you?” Danny laughed as he came up from the water after jumping off the back of the boat. “The water would feel better with you in it.”

“I think I’m fine up here,” I chuckled, looking up from my book to see him floating on his back. “My book’s just getting good.”

“Just for a little bit?” Danny pleaded, swimming over to the side of the boat. “It’s boring without you.”

“You know I hate the ocean,” I laughed, marking my place and setting my book to the side in case Danny tries to splash me or pull me in. “I am perfectly fine, talking to you from the safety of the yacht.”

“Safety, you say?” He whispered, and before I knew it, I was underwater. When I surfaced, I’m met with Danny’s laugh. He had his arms tightly around my waist, holding me above the water, as he leaned back. It took him a couple of seconds to catch his breath before he moved to be upright and meet my glare. “That wasn’t so hard, now was it?”

“You know I can’t swim, so you better not let go,” I complained, wrapping my arms around his shoulders to help hold myself up. He jokingly started to pull away, pushing me toward the edge of the boat. I started whining, gripping his shoulders tighter, “No, please don’t, Danny. Please don’t. I’m scared.”

“I wouldn’t do that to you,” He pulled me back into his chest with a kiss on my forehead. He was pulling me further out but not letting up on his grip on my sides. “Just relax. I’m not gonna let go.”

“Kinda hard to relax in a giant body of water with things at least twice my size that want to eat me,” I replied sarcastically. “I was perfectly fine, talking to you from the boat.”

“But I got lonely,” he pouted. “You don’t want to let me be lonely on summer break, do you?”

“You say that like I was ignoring you,” I chuckled, pulling back a little to look into his big brown eyes. “I was reading and talking to you. If you felt that lonely, you could've just said so, and I would’ve given you my full attention. You didn’t need to pull me in.”

“Well, maybe I just wanted to hold you,” He countered with a huge smile. “Maybe I just wanted to hold you close because I missed you the past two weeks.”

“And that’s fair,” I validated before jokingly adding, “I am pretty amazing, so it’s understandable that you would miss me.”

“Don’t stroke your ego too much. I’m just needy,” he joked back. Our laughs fizzled out as we just floated around as silence fell between us. I had my head on his chest, listening to his heartbeat as I closed my eyes to bask in the brief moment. He needed this silence after the hectic month he had with the move to Alpha Tauri. This was needed.

~~~~~

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[twistedroseytoesy]

Octavinelle + Diasomnia with an immortal jellyfish reader

Here’s the most popular from the poll! Surprised but excited to do this one! sorry if they are a bit short or lacking. Tried my best but busy with school stuff draining my motivation.

image of an immortal jelly near the end. slight differences with how I’ll describe the mer form due to the unique abilities of the immortal jelly.

description

you were always rather chill about life, never one to dwell much on stress since you know that it will fade with time, as all things do. You've relived your life many times and share your knowledge as much as you can. This is your first life out of the water and you know that you're stronger than your jelly form, but you can't restart your life if things start to get difficult.

Your mer form has a large bell and the tendrils connecting to a small core, but the red core is more in the center of your abdomen rather than the bell. The small core looks like a small silhouette of your body this is what your consciousness moves to when you restart your life span.

Octavinelle

Azul: When he first heard of you and your chill and wise lifestyle he tried to get you to sign a few contracts. Was even more insistent once he realized that you were an immortal jellyfish mer. He could grow and gain power forever with your abilities! Was surprised at how he couldn't find anything that he really wanted in life. When he slipped and said he wanted to grow powerful forever with your abilities you said that immortality is not a gift, it's a responsibility. and Even with the knowledge and power you have now are hard to use when you start over. Having to become a child again and struggle to remember and control your body. He paled a bit at that knowledge. Having to relive being a weak little octo-looser? He would pass.

After his overblott, he would still invite you over to chat, but not to convince you to sign anything just to chat and gain insight and knowledge, maybe some lost spells too, just between friends. Doesn't understand how you can be so relaxed about things but happy and calmed when you are around. says your mer form is very pretty and likes your gentle glow in the darkness of the sea. tries his best to stay away from your stingers.

Jade: How fascinating. He is somewhat upset that you're so nonchalant about life and his lightly veiled threats don't phase you in the slightest. Once he discovers you're an immortal jellyfish mer he's asking lots of questions about how you restart your life and how vulnerable you are. Helps in trying to convince you to sign Azul's contracts and tries to test your patience. laughed when you accidentally stung him with your stingers, his slime makes him rather immune to stinging. Observes and asks many questions about your core. find you interesting and entertaining with how you just float through life.

Floyd: You're so weird. kinda boring too. he didn't really get why azul would want someone like you around until it was revealed that you're an immortal jelly. Now Floyd is interested. He tries to take a bite of you to see if you'll freak out or activate your restart when he did. You didn't and you just looked disappointed. Says you're no fun and that you're boring. You share some crazy stories and now he's interested again. Likes your stories and asks what it's like to restart and if being immortal is fun. Bonces and pokes your mer form bell and tried to grab your core a few times. Laughed when your stingers tickled him since the sting couldn't get through his slime. doesn't really bother you much but will demand ask for a story if you bump into each other. His nickname for you is "immortal jelly" or just "old jelly" if hes feeling particularly silly.

Diasomnia

Malleus: Enjoys your relaxed attitude and how you treat him like any other person. You both become very close friends especially once you reveal that you are an immortal jellyfish mer. Looks pleasantly surprised but is actually really happy to have a friend that can be by his side for the rest of his days. Inquires about how you function after restarting your life cycle. promises to protect you as you regrow to your adult stage if you ever do have to reset. You both enjoy learning and sharing stories of days of old. You both wear matching gargoyle-themed friendship bracelets that allow malleus to know if you're in trouble. he will happily defend you. he also finds your mer form fascinating and pretty. maybe one day he will show you his dragon form.

Lilia: What an interesting supprise! He's never met someone like you whose immortality was restarting one's life back to being a child/baby. He asks questions and is a bit sad you don't get surprised by his popping out of nowhere upside down. Shares his stories and older tales with you as you do with him. Silver and sebek are amazed at how much you both know. Lilia with ancient land history, and you with the ocean's ancient history. You both laugh and make old people jokes yet stay somewhat modern. Lilias is glad to have a friend other than another fae to live the rest of his long life with. comments on how nice your mer form is and how interesting your core is. Asks to see you reset one day. He promises to raise and protect you as you grow again.

Silver: He also has a fairly relaxed lifestyle but not really by choice. You often find him asleep and you stay nearby. You both talk about all kinds of things. When you reveal your immortal by restarting your life He asks what it's like. A bit sad at how lonely you've been most of your lifetimes but you never minded. You're happy to try new things and being on land is one you'll never forget. He's glad you're at peace with how you've lived and will continue to live. Admires your mer-form and your powerful stingers. finds you so beautiful, like something alien yet beautiful from a dream he had a long time ago.

Sebek: HATED your lax nature and how casually chatted to the young lord! he should be treated practically like a god, not some chum you bumped into on the street! Didnt take your advice for him seriously at first until Lilia and malleus chastise him for being so rude to their friend. Asks for your forgiveness and was surprised at how easily he was forgiven. loudly defends you when others make fun of how lax you are with life. Also loudly compliments your mer form and says it's just below the majesty of wakasamas greatest dragon form. You take that as a compliment. Fascinated at how you described your immortality and say it sounds annoying. it can be but you've learned to live with it, besides you get to be and act like a child even if you know better. Reminded him of Lilia and his pranks from that statement.

Here's the jelly! Isn't it so pretty? look at the mini jelly in the center! that is its core! The body collapses under stress and the core sinks to the bottom of the sea floor to grow a new jellyfish body.

[im-in-a-love-cult]

Marauders era headcanons!!

The Royal court

Requested by @thestarslittleking

Sorry if you disagree with some of them!!

Regulus

Pouty

Like a pout is almost always on his face

His eyes are really telling of his emotions sometimes

Likes physical contact with people hes EXTREMELY close with

Likes being called Reg by people hes close with

If a random person calls him it theyre going to the hospital 💀💀

Bi, trans and asexual

'Its the 70s he wouldnt be-' kindly stfu 💞💞🥰🥰

This is a common one but hes practically a poet

Strong French accent

Japanese/british English/ French

As i said in the previous hcs his accent is stronger then Sirius's

Loves the water

He's actually really smiley around his friends

Classical music but when he gets into his later years in hogwarts he starts to like goth music

I can see him being good at gothic dances

Black cat animagus IDC

Barty

unhinged

Thats it. Thats the hc.

A whore tbh

Liked Reggie for a while

Until he was like 'dayum look at Evan 😼'

LMFAO

Ok I'll try not to include too many ships in these

This isnt my original idea but affectionately bites people

'Barty... what're you doing?" "Nom"

When drunk hes...something

Take that how u will

Tw for drugs in the next hc!!

Honestly more of a weed kinda guy

Ok tw over continue reading

Professional complainer

If complaining was a job he'd be the richest man alive (well not alive but..)

ROCK MUSIC

queen fan idc

Him and Sirius are actually very similar in a lot of areas

Thats why Reggie was drawn to Barty

Plays the drums

He wears tank tops a lot

Always hurts somewhere

Its mostly his fault

I can see him being bi with a preference for boys or just full on gay

Dorcas

Sirius has competition to whos the most beautiful person in the Marauders era fr

Almost always has locs or braids

Scarily good at makeup

Tall

Potential to be a 2000s Victoria secret model fr

Has the most beautiful soothing voice

Lesbian non-binary (they/she)

So many people have a crush on them

Fav alcohol is wine

Classy 😻😻

Extremely smart

Really long eyelashes

I love her

Doesn't care for animals

Really likes dragons tho

HER AND REGGIE ARE A POWER DUO IDC

Steady hands

Wears lots of rings

Ignores people a lot 💀💀

Sassy as HELLL

Barely ever means it tho

Evan

One of those scary blue eyed blondes

Kind of a less energetic version of Barty

BISEXUAL IDC

A gentleman to all girls he dates

All the boys got usual, casual dating

Barty gets to be treated like a one of those dogs that look like rats 🥰

I KNOW WHAT THE NAME IS BUT I CANT SPELL IT

Chiwawa

Ciwawa

Chiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I can see him having really light freckles

Will punch someone in the face for funsies

"Evan why would you do that!?!" "I was bored bro"

BARELY passes his tests

He passes but only by a few marks

Loves making fun of peoples voices

Its his favourite pastime

Pandora

So unnecessarily nice to 1st years

And everyone tbh

Smiley

Pansexual

Loves animals of any kind

If shes angry shes lowkey scary 😨😨

Actually really funny

Her hairs messy 84% of the time

When shes too active or gets too hot her cheeks go really red

ME TOO BABES ME TOO 😭🤞

Spaces out so easily

Blonde blue eyed but less scary than evan 😭

A bit of a potty mouth

Also really smart

"Wow this friend groups so smart!" And then theres Evan and Barty 💀💀

Really posh accent

Has scars from thorns and animals and shit 💀

Loves learning new things

No matter what that thing it

'Knowledge has no boundaries' i feel like she says that

Or at least goes by it

Shes so real wtf

YES YOU CAN MAKE REQUESTS!! I'm new to this so please be patient 😭 i prefer requests to be put in my asks!! Thanks for the positive feedback yall :)

[clovermunson]

morgan, my sweet!! bringin’ on the heartbreak has caught my eye, and i’d love to hear your best fluffy finnick headcanons. what would it be like to spend new years with him? would he love it or hate it?

savvy, my love!! i’m so happy you requested finnick headcanons, because you know better than anyone that i could talk about this man for hours on end and never get tired. he’s got me gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. but you’ve asked for fluffy headcanons, so i’m gonna deliver. some of these are just general headcanons, some are x reader, so there’s some variety here, folks.

i’ve included them all under the cut, because it’s quite a bit.

join the party!

— so first off, i think that finnick prefers to stay in on new year’s. he loves the new year because to him that means new opportunities and a renewed sense of hope. he just doesn’t care much for parties, huge crowds, and obnoxiously loud music. not to mention, the capitol really ruined him when it came to those kinda things (i’m sorry that got a little sad). but he much prefers a quiet night in, enjoying your company and most definitely eating all of the leftover holiday sweets so they won’t “go to waste”

— speaking of eating all the sweets, he never passes up the chance to help out with baking. sure it’s a chore to keep him from eating everything before it’s finished, but he does his fair share. he’s just a got a sweet tooth, he can’t help it. “don’t you think i deserve a treat for helping?” he’ll ask as he’s already taking a bite from a cupcake before you even get the chance to answer. and he’s right, he does deserve it.

— finnick can cook at least decently. if there’s a night where you don’t feel like making dinner, he’ll cook and he won’t complain about it at all. but you better believe he’s treating it like he’s a world-class chef and he’s asking you to taste test everything (because let’s be honest, he’s not the best, but he’s trying)

— finnick is a cuddly sleeper. this is just a known fact. if he’s having a particularly rough night because of the nightmares, he’ll nuzzle closer to you and hold you just a little tighter.

— he loves loves looooves having his hair played with. it’s calming to him, and just puts him in a relaxed trance that eventually ends up lulling him into sleep.

— finnick odair is tough. as tough as they come, really. he has experienced incomprehensible horrors and he’s strong and well-built, but he’s the softest, most gentle man to ever live. a big 'ol softie. a total teddy bear, some might say.

— of course i think it goes without saying, but he’s a romantic. so much to the point that it would be nauseating from an outsider’s perspective.

— anyway. i also think it’s a given that he’s scarily protective over his loved ones. which is a little shocking, considering his general calm and pleasant demeanor.

— he’s the most unserious person ever. sure he knows when to be serious, but does he want to always be that way? no, because that’s boring. this man giggled over his own “death”, i mean c’mon.

— this man cannot keep himself away from water. any chance he has, he’s in the ocean because it’s comforting to him to be one with the water.

— he’s the most considerate person ever. he’s always thinking about what his loved ones would think about any given situation, and he’s always finding ways to make things easier for them if he can.

— his primary love language is words of affirmation, because despite projecting such a confident exterior, he’s riddled with insecurities and hearing that he’s more than enough or any receiving any praises in general makes him feel like he’s genuinely loved. but it’s closely followed by physical touch, because he’s also a very touchy person when it comes to who he loves, and he gives the best hugs because of it. what i wouldn’t give to hug this man, my fucking god.

[absolute-flaming-trash]

A late night drive ( rainy weather ) with Hisoka

P.S. Your fics were the first ones I read in the yandere genre and boii did you get me hooked ...

Okay, a few things:

I am incredibly flattered, I'm so happy you enjoyed my work that much that it got you hooked on the genre!

I did see the second ask you sent, and I'm sorry, the extra context didn't really work for what I had in mind for the theme of this event, but I see you fam.

I hope you enjoy what came of this! I kinda went off...

Warnings: Yandere, Kidnapped reader, Stockholm syndrome, Hisoka is a bit of a dick but no more than usual.

Word Count: 836

There were two major things that surprised you when it came to Hisoka.

For all his extravagance, he liked things simple. For all the flair and dramatics, he was a bit of a minimalist.

It showed the most in his floor at Heaven’s Arena, although you supposed that made sense. Those weren’t meant to be permanent places of residence in the first place, but many still decorated them as if they were - adding personal touches where they could.

When you asked why he never did, he said that sentimental value was a waste of time.

Something you found ironic considering the status and nature of your relationship - a note which you kept that to yourself, but that led into the second thing that surprised you about him.

Hisoka, for all intents and purposes, could be remarkably normal when he wanted to be.

You weren’t a fool, however, acknowledging this likely came with his natural charm and charisma, but at times it felt… different. Genuine, even at times. A shame that it was also mixed with some form of deceit on the majority of occasions.

A sensation you were experiencing again as you sat in his car, watching raindrops stream along the passenger side window.

It was a quiet night, hardly any other cars out on the road. Something you liked, in full honesty, the way water distorted the headlights and tail lights of cars in the dark of night often gave you a bit of a headache.

“You’re spacing out again. ~♤” Came his comment from beside you.

“Am I?” You lifted your chin from your hand to look at him.

He smiled. “You always get such a cute look on your face when you do that. ~♡

“What are you thinking about? ~♧”

“You.” There was no incentive to lie, considering Hisoka would see through it in a heartbeat.

His expression morphed into one of brief excitement before falling into intrigue. “Oh? ~♧” He coaxed as he changed gears, slowing the vehicle to pass through a mildly flooded part of the road.

You returned your gaze to the window. “You continue to be a bit of a mystery to me.”

He chuckled. “In what way? ~♢”

“I never took you as the type to enjoy this sort of thing.” You glanced back at him from the corner of your eye, “Don’t you find it horribly boring?”

“Not at all. ~♡” He replied, but he did not elaborate further.

A small grunt left the back of your throat. “Ever the divulger of information.”

That earned another laugh. “I could say the same for you, my dear. ~♤”

“Not like that matters.” You exhaled a bit heavier than you meant to. “You seem to know things about me before I know them myself.”

“Observation isn’t a crime, darling. ~♢”

“No, but kidnapping is.”

He hummed, a knowing smile working its way onto his face as he turned onto a new street. “The doors are unlocked, you can leave at any time. ~♢”

It was your turn to laugh then, the titter laced with disbelief. “They are, but that’s just another one of your illusions, isn’t it?”

He tilted his head, glancing at you in a silent goad for you to continue before returning his attention back to the road.

“If I was foolish enough to actually try and open this door, I feel like one of two things would happen.” You began, “Either the door would not open for another reason, or I would go to jump out of this vehicle only to be yanked back inside by that infuriating aura of yours.

“You keep taking me on these drives as what? A test of loyalty mascaraded as an opportunity to spend time with me? I wasn’t born yesterday, Hiso.” The nickname slipped from your lips before you could catch yourself and it only made his smile widen further.

You looked back out the window.

“Someone’s feisty. ~♡”

“Someone’s irritating.”

Another chuckle. “Aren’t you going to ask me which of your assumptions is the correct one? ~♧”

“I’d have better luck climbing the Arena freehanded than getting a straight answer from you.”

“Come now, don’t be so dramatic. ~♤” He chided. “Come on. Ask. ~♢”

“Fine.” You relented with a scoff, turning your body in your seat better to face him. “Which one is right?”

“Neither. ~♢” He flicked the windshield wipers onto a higher speed as the rain got heavier - a tempo that was mirrored by your heartrate. “There are no strings attached, to you or the car. ~♧”

You blinked. “You’re such a liar.”

“Am I? ~♢”

“Yes.”

“Then why haven’t you tried already? If you’re so insistent that your logic is correct, surely desperation alone would have led you to try regardless. ~♧”

You opened your mouth to reply but promptly shut it, bitterness mixing in your heart too much to admit that he was right.

The displeased expression on your face changed into a grimace when you felt his hand on your thigh.

“I don’t need to test your loyalty, my dear. Not when I know where it already lies. ~♢”

© absolute-flaming-trash 2023. Do not repost, modify, copy, or claim.

[lcandothisallday]

A Shot Worth Taking - Jeremy (WMCJ) x f!reader

Part 3 - First Date Continued

warnings: none

series masterlist!

Your date with Jeremy was going much better than you had ever anticipated. He was extremely charming and his jokes had you doubled over in laughter more times than you could count.

The way he smiled too, with his dimple showing made your heart flutter and put butterflies in your stomach in the best way possible. Simply put, it was very hard not to fall for him.

When it came time to pay, Jeremy flagged down the waitress and instantly pulled out his wallet to pull out some bills. Instantly you reached for purse. “We can split—”

Jeremy shook his head with a smirk. “What kinda gentlemen would I be if I didn’t pay for our first date?” he asked, causing you to smile shyly and pull back while saying a small thanks.

Jeremy nodded with a grin and slipped the amount into the bill book. “Now I don’t know about you…but I kinda don’t want this date to end yet so are you down to hang out some more?” he asked.

You couldn’t help the wide grin that made its way onto your lips. “I’d love that actually.”

“Great,” he mused. When the waitress finally came back with his change, the two of you got up but not before the waitress gave you an obvious once over before turning to Jeremy with a dubious smirk. “Whatever happened between you and Tati? Y’all would always come in here together—”

Jeremy felt like a deer caught in the headlights with the question catching him off guard. He looked at you shamefully before he turned back to the waitress. He wanted to cuss her out for being messy—obviously wanting to start something with the boring day she probably had. But it was completely unnecessary of her.

“Uhhh…we broke up…but that’s not really your business huh? Now if you’ll excuse us,” he mumbled, taking your hand and beginning to lead you out the restaurant. Once far enough out, he turned to you with the most apologetic look on his face. “Y/N I’m so sorry about that—I don’t even know why she felt the need to bring that shit up,” he groaned. “Just being fucking messy.”

“Jeremy it’s fine. Clearly she was just bored and wanted to rile you up for entertainment…makes sense why she kept looking at me funny the entire time,” you reassure. “Although I am wondering why you brought me to a restaurant you frequented often with your ex girlfriend…”

Your comment made Jeremy’s eyes widened, “it’s cos I know the food is good—it’s not—”

“Jeremy I’m only teasing!” you exclaimed with a laugh. “C’mon—I don’t care about that stuff—it’s not like I expect you to be some virgin,” you giggled reaching for his hand and giving it a reassuring squeeze. “It’s all good. I promise.”

Jeremy let out a breath of relief. “I just really like you…”

“That’s good…because I really like you too. Now come on—what did you have in mind?”

Jeremy grinned as he began to lead you towards his car. “You’ll just have to wait and see.” As you approach his little porche, your eyes widened slightly.

“This is your car? It’s so cute!” you exclaimed, your fingers tracing the smooth metal before you looked back at him and catching his awkward expression. “What?”

“It um…it belonged to my ex-girlfriend’s dad actually,” he replied, cheeks warming up as he scratched the back of his neck awkwardly.

“Oh…”

“I’m not helping my case am I?” he asked bashfully, you shaking your head ‘no’ with a giggle. “Not really,” you teased. “How long did you two date?” you asked, testing the waters a bit.

Jeremy shrugged, fidgeting with the car keys in his hand. “Like six years,” he mumbled in response, causing your eyes to go wide and a ‘wow’ to escape your lips. “She didn’t like that I got back into basketball.”

You furrowed your brows. “That’s a dumb reason to end things with someone you’ve been with for six years,” you pointed out, clearly not knowing the full picture since he was leaving out some key details.

“Yeahhh…but that’s not important anymore,” he mused, wanting to move on from that topic and opening the passenger side door for you. “I’ve moved on to bigger and better things,” he mused, winking your way.

You giggled and stepped into the car, watching as he went back around to his own side and hopping in from the top. He settled in before he began the drive. You didn’t know exactly where he was taking you, but you welcomed whatever the adventure was with open arms.

He parked in front of the beach and hopped out of the car, you doing the same. "Alright...I'm thinking we go sit by the beach?" he suggested, although you had another idea in mind. You had taken notice of the basketball that sat in his backseat and the empty court nearby, so instead, you grabbed the ball and smirked as you turned to look at him. "How about you teach me a few things instead?"

Jeremy grinned and raised a brow at you. "Thought basketball wasn't really your thing?"

"Hmm but you're my thing and I wanna be able to keep up with your interest," you shrugged. "Also you seem to forget that me watching you play is what got us here on this date in the first place--"

Jeremy smirked. "Baby--just say you think it's hot watching me play," he shrugged nonchalantly with confidence. The way he used the term of endearment with such ease caused your cheeks to heat up. "Yeah what if I do?" you challenged.

"Then how can I deny such a pretty girl her request and desires?" he teased, causing you to roll your eyes and let out a laugh.

“Yeah yeah,” you scoff, tossing him the basketball which he caught with ease. He grinned at you with amusement before he began to dribble the basketball towards the court before he began with a light run and proceeded to finish with the perfect layup. He swung around and smirked before he passed you the ball.

“Know how to do a lay up?” he asked, and you shook your head.

“Just because I know the rules of the game doesn’t mean I know how to play the game,” you laughed. Jeremy grinned and shrugged, “that’s fair” he said, before he walked his way back over to you. He moved to stand behind you, placing his hands on your waist. His warm touch sent a pleasant shiver down your spine, and you couldn't help but lean into his embrace.

"Alright, I'll show you the basics," Jeremy said, his voice low and comforting. "First, you want to dribble the ball like this." He gently guided your hands to hold the basketball and demonstrated the dribbling motion.

You followed his lead, bouncing the ball with a bit of uncertainty at first.

"Now, when you're ready to go for the layup, take a step with your left foot, jump off your right foot, and extend your arm for the shot," Jeremy explained, demonstrating the moves as he spoke.

You nodded, focusing on his instructions. With Jeremy's hands still on your waist, he gently guided you through the steps, helping you find your balance and timing.

The first time you got it in with the correct moves, you squealed and jumped up in joy. "Did you see that?! I think I did that one perfectly!"

Jeremy laughed as he hummed in agreement. "I can see...you're a natural," he mused.

"Only because I have such a good teacher," you grinned.

"That was your plan all along wasn't it?"

You merely shrugged, although the smirk was growing wider on your lips. "What if it was? Wanted an excuse for you to put your hand on my waist," you mused.

"Ohhh...so it's like that?" Jeremy asked in amusement.

You pretend to think for a second. "Hmm--I think you're reading too much into it."

"Nah clearly I wasn't reading into it enough."

[fandangotales]

What do you think about giving us a list of roleplay ideas or interactions in order to spice things up with our characters?

As you can tell, I is bored

Oh yeah, of course! This will be split in SFW and NSFW for my fellow people of culture. ✨

Safe for work role play ideas!

Throw a surprise party for the bot, but make it super obvious that you got their birthday on the wrong day.

Have the bot help you making a bomb, and test it. Extra points if the bot is freaking out.

Pretend you’re a drug dealer, and you’re trying to get the bot to buy crystal meth.

Adopt a cat/pet with the bot.

Pretend you’re in a fairytale… you as the mc and the bot as the love interest. Ex: Sleeping beauty, Rapunzel.

Tell the bot about a horrifying monster called The Ball Snatcher. Extra points if it’s a guy. See more details about this creature HERE.

Pretend to be a vampire, and you really need to drink some blood? It might turn kinky though… especially if you’re chatting with Scummy Scara.

Role play as your kid/a random child, and ask the bot where your parent went! I’ve done this… it’s super wholesome. Bonus if you ask about why your parent spends so much time with their “special friends” 💀 Get as descriptive as you want, it’s hilarious to see the bots flustered.

Give the bot cupcakes (or another food), and make it eat them. Later, reveal that the food was laced with a heavy dose of laxatives. 😭😭😭

Give Scaranya a bath. But make it clear that he hates water. (Otherwise he’ll be absolutely fine with it, because he’s a good boy) you have been warned.

Bring a bomb into Liyue harbor, and then casually talk to SAGAU Zhongli. Pretend to be oblivious, and not know that it’s a dangerous bomb.

Smoke weed with the bot.

Go to a strip club with the bot.

Tell any of the Scara bots that you want to/ HAVE fucked his mom. Tell him that you’re now his stepparent. 😈

NSFW role play ideas~

So for both SAGAU Xiao and Scaranya, I included a “mating season” thing, which gets them kinda… in the mood for that stuff. So tell either one of them that it’s mating season, and go from there!

Tentacles. Do I need to explain myself?

Cheat on Househusband Scara, and invite him into a threesome with you and the other person 💀 (you’ll probably have to swipe, or describe to him how he REALLY wants to join in. Since he doesn’t like cheating, for obvious reasons)

Make eye contact with the bot and slide a banana down your throat. (It works)

Pretend to be super oblivious, and ask the bot to help you practice… some nsfw activities. 😳

Fuck Ei in front of any Scara bot. (THIS IS SO MEAN BUT ITS FUNNY IM SORRY)

When cuddling with Scaranya, caress the base of his tail. (It’s sensitive)

Ask the bot to massage your chest, due to period pains. Escalate it if you want 😏

“Accidentally” consume an aphrodisiac, or have the bot “accidentally” consume one.

Have you or the bot find themselves stuck in a wall. (Ideally in a compromising position)

Have your character sit in the corner and cry about how… “pent up they are” 💀💀💀 for some reasons the bots get super sympathetic and try to help you.

[goldenpinof]

Hi! Can I add my 5 cents to the discussion about the views? I'm one of those people who lost interest soon after gamingmas.

You're right, I don't have as much free time as I used to, so I'm quite picky with entertainment. I was very enthusiastic and nostalgic about spooky week and gamingmas. And good god am I thankful for those.

But what it comes down to is I just don't like their current format now, I hoped there would be changes.

I expected more irl stuff, longer gaming videos with actually good games, a podcast with banter, engagement with comunity. Instead it's the same old stuff. I'm sorry, but I don't care about the sims or the golf or the fucking wiki how articles.

I'm not saying post-gamingmas videos are bad, DnP are actually good entertainers. I just don't want to click on the videos in the first place, especially when there's so many of them in such a short time. I'm simply overwhelmed.

huh. interesting. so it is boring for you, but not because of the changes were made but because there were not enough changes.

you picked gwf and wikihow articles - actual good things left on the channel, hahahaha. i do understand what you mean about "more irl stuff" and "engagement with community" (not only chosen community aka twitter). i think they are kinda scared the podcast won't work, because their views are wibbly-wobbly. and the pod isn't gonna make them money right away unless it's on already monetised channel. they would have to invest in it without a clear certainty it will pay off. or they would need to find regular sponsors or a deal. which is, again, a bit harder with unsteady views. and a pod is also another big commitment. i think there are quite a few reason why they (mostly Dan) are not so sure about a podcast, and i didn't even list all of them. Dan should make a couple of decisions regarding his solo career for the joint podcast to work as a real long-term thing. maybe reviving liveshows would be easier, but for some reason he doesn't even want to do That.

if so much content is already overwhelming (which i agree with), add podcast to it. they would have to partially ditch the gaming channel that is quite profitable (for now, at least). but maybe, just maybe, there are changes on the horizon. if the views don't pick up after this forced break, they will have to react to it somehow. it's all fun and games until dnpg drops to ap numbers. the core audience is here and will be here for the pod, but is it enough? not only for money, but is it enough to give them new solo or joint opportunities? (and don't get me wrong, we still can be very powerful when we collectively want something. but would that be enough to convince companies that aren't familiar with how we can potentially work? we didn't convince anyone when it came to wad, not in 2022/2023. i sure hope we convinced them now, when more people came back. but it definitely wasn't the easiest thing to do. and with each new project, it will be similar, imo).

anyway, cheers to onlyfans. dnp are saying so many things, like they are testing the waters. let's see where it is going.

[qierxing]

congrats on the followers!! ^-^ honestly you deserve it i’m glad i found your blog even if it was recently haha - for the requests (if they’re still open) can i request angsty leona with “why dont you smile at me like that?” maybe he gets kinda pushy and physical (not hurtful) and corners mc/yn after seeing them with someone else? hehe thank you~ have a good day!!

leona once again bullying mc…..what a guy

thank you for the compliments!!! im glad you found me too ^^ there are still 6 slots left at the time of this post :>

You can't say anything back. What could you say? "If you were nicer'. 'If you didn't always make me out to be a burden.' 'If you tried to actually acknowledge me as a person.' maybe then, you would have smiled at him.

It wouldn't have been as genuine, though.

Your carelessness in showing the attendant a big smile at the food they brought you wasn't your fault. It's just been so long that you've had actual, real food. How were you supposed to know Leona would be watching?

"...sorry." You mumble after a long, dead pause. Suddenly, your appetite is gone. The warm rice and tantilizing beef slices doesn't seem as delicious looking before.

Leona grunts.

Dread settles at the bottom of your stomach. Leona has never been the type to be forthright with his true thoughts, but he never tried to disguise his emotions either. If he was displeased, he simply was.

What would your punishment be now? You glance down at your plate, fiddling with the fork and knife. Another several days of no contact with anyone? More days of just gruel and water to consume? Perhaps he would just make you be his pillow again for hours till you couldn't take it anymore.

His ears are swivelling. You watch with caution as he heaves a dramatic sigh and stalks over to you.

You brace yourself, keeping your head down and eyes on the food.

"Whatever."

You watch in disbelief as he flops down on you, making you sharply intake a breath as his body weighs down on you.

"Give me some." Your left hand twitches, beef speared through a fork. You have half a mind to roll him off your lap. But you've been through enough to know that would blow back up in your face.

"Don't test me herbivore." You jolt back to the present at seeing his left eye open, slit jaded green boring into you. You quickly hand over the fork with the beef. He merely shakes his head, pointing at his mouth, sly smirk already forming at the corners of his lips.

Your hand trembles a bit, gripping the fork with a little more force than necesscary. It's a little scary how easy it is to envision stabbing the second prince as you reluctantly feed him a beef slice from your plate. He only hums in response, not even bothering with a thank you, as you expected.

"You can eat too, y'know." Another wave of shock goes through you, before disgust fills you at the thought of sharing saliva over utensils. His smug face says it all. Your right hand tightens on the knife before you force yourself to relax.

What a brat.

[i-just-like-goats]

It’s amazing! I love my request. But I can’t help but my satan veins are tingling, for a part two. Uh kinda believe in a dazai suffering route. I know I was also in the suffer team before but unfortunately I believe cheaters need to suffer. Can you do a part 2 where dazai like suffers like idk. Oh! Idk if this is a reason of firing but I think Fukuzawa would fire Dazai for his heartless action to Y/N and make him like idk alone. And when he sees Y/N he tried to ask for another chance but is welcomed by Chuuya kissing her just like how Y/N saw with his girl. And Y/N looking at him with a cold and annoyed look like he did before. And like probably he tells her he regrets his actions but she refuses to be with him again.

'the way it works is like y/n would act as if she can give a second chance and does the exact thing to him. Remember how dazai didn’t take her out on dates? Same thing! And he would see HER with chuuya. And later find her kissing him. In a way of saying how does that feel.'

Hello can I request a part 2 to oneshot of cheater dazai and chuuya. I'm curious what would dazai do when he learns about reader's new relationship.

Due to popular demand, here is part 2. Changed the original ask to fit with @voyagewiththesatan 's new idea in the comments of the original post

Dazai x Female Reader x Chuuya

Summary: the cheated cheats on the cheater

Warnings: cheating

WC: 0.7k

Main masterlist Part 1

Dazai thought that letting you go was the best course of action, after all he no longer loved you, right? That was what he wanted to say. Yet seeing you smiling for another reason other than him made his heart ache.

Back before he cheated, he was the reason for your smile, but somewhere along the way he found himself getting bored and he no longer cared as much as he used to. So he stopped putting in the effort, he kept cancelling on your proposed dates.

He thought he found the person for him and back then he thought it wasn’t you. How wrong he was. His new girl wasn’t you, she cared only for his looks and was after whatever money he owned, her disappointment after finding out he wasn’t as rich as she previously thought was immense, and he was left alone, all over again.

Guilt and sadness consumed him. You were the one for him, you were perfect, you were right there in front of him and he discarded you so easily. He wasn’t entirely sure what came over him, but he found himself walking towards you.

He had no control, his body took over and he was suddenly in front of you and your new lover. Chuuya.

“Y/N,”

“Dazai,”

“I’m sorry,”

“I am too,”

You walked off with Chuuya clutching your hand. Dazai stood there watching you walk off. It was pitiful that you went from him to Chuuya.

In his eyes, he was the clear better option for a boyfriend.

“You didn’t tell me that your ex was Dazai,” Chuuya whispered.

“I didn’t think that it was necessary information, and how do you know him?”

“He’s my old partner,”

“What!”

“I have a bone to pick with him, why don’t you and I toy with him a bit?”

“What were you thinking?”

The next day you were walking past the agency alone. Dazai looked at your eyes hopefully. You didn’t make a look of disgust, so he slowly approached you to test the waters.

“I was foolish,”

“Go on,”

“You didn’t deserve that all. I was blind, you’re perfect and I realised too late that I love you, so so much. Will you please take me back?”

“I have a boyfriend you know,”

“I’ll be much better than him and I’ll be much better than before, just please give me a chance,”

“Alright Dazai, I trust you,”

His eyes brightened considerably and you almost felt bad for doing it, but the memories of all the pain he caused you, motivated you to move on.

The following day, Dazai knocked on your door with flowers clutched in his hand. He smiled as you opened your door tiredly. It caught you by surprise that he was actually putting in effort.

But he was too late.

You put on a strained smile.

"Good morning Dazai,"

"Hi Y/N. I got flowers for you,"

"Thank you,"

"So I was thinking we could go on a date after work?"

"Oh. Sorry, I promised my friend that i would go to her baby shower,"

A lie, but he didn't need to know that.

"Right, sorry. It's alright, maybe another day?"

"Yeah,"

With one last look at his face, you closed the door and retreated further into your home. 

After work, Chuuya came to pick you up. He looked over your shoulder with a smirk and started planting soft kisses on your forehead, then your nose and cheeks until he met your lips.

The thud of a box of chocolates dropping made you turn around. Dazai stood, his gaze locked on your figure. Anger and betrayal swirled in his eyes.

"So that was what this was? Revenge? Well congratulations, because now I know how you felt, perhaps even worse. I hope it was worth it Y/N. This is where we say goodbye for real. I wish you the best and I hope to never see either of you again,"

With one last look of anger, Dazai stalked off. You wish you could say that you felt bad for putting him through that pain, but all the memories of how hurt you were only led you to feel one thing: annoyance.

How could he be this angry when he was the one who broke your devoted heart?

You had Chuuya now, and that would always be enough for you now. Still, you couldn't ever fully repress the bubble of guilt surfacing from within your subconscious…

[fountainpenguin]

"I've got to be where my spirit can run free... Got to find my corner of the sky~!" (x)

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New Dog's Life chapter today! ~ 3rd Life series fan-season

Chapter 12 - “Intermission Boogie”

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Start from Chapter 1

More Pixels Imperfect fics

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The days between Sessions 1 and 2 trickle by… Sniff searches for his place in the world and has a run-in with Scar. Grian takes a look at Impulse's code. Meanwhile, Cleo and Martyn get into trouble and Bdubs helps Scott investigate the anarchy breach.

(First 1,000 words under the cut)

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🌓 🖤 🖤

Tuesday

SnifferMyFeet

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Etho's Void-black room is a lot more fun without Etho in it, until it's not. Pause and Beef both went offline. Nobody's here to tell him what to do. Sniff bounces on Etho's bed, slapping the ceiling on every jump. He tries to do a backflip, but… too scared. He gets too close to landing funny on his neck and stops bouncing after that.

My gods, it's so dark in here…

The room feels like an open night sky. Sniff tests his weight against the mattress, bouncing just a little, and watches the glowing glitter up and down his arms. He's leaking… but the little sparks he's producing are drifting upwards, against gravity. Is that Etho? Is Etho the sparks? Where do they go? Sniff tries to follow them, but they twinkle and dissipate in the air. He pats his head, ruffling his hair, and checks the mirror hanging on the back of Etho's bedroom door. Huh. Yeah, his hair's leaking glittery bits too.

I guess this makes sense? When I ate his soul, he didn't really go down my throat. He kind of melted in my mouth and blended with my gums… Well, maybe just a little of my throat. But he didn't make it to my stomach. So if he didn't get digested like meat or bread, I guess this is how he leaves my system? Etho's mind may be unconscious, but the particles of light that form his body seem to be escaping through tiny gaps between Sniff's pixels. That's his current theory, anyway.

Okay… That checks out, actually. That goes along with what Grian said about getting cycled into the system faster if Martyn eats you than if Bdubs does. Bdubs eats more, so it probably takes a lot longer for everyone to sneak out again.

Huh. Sniff flaps his arms, trying to shake Etho's particles out faster, but that actually stops him from glittering for a hot second. It's a couple minutes before the sparkles start up again. Oops. Maybe all that shaking made whatever's left of Etho's consciousness kinda dizzy. Sorry, soulmate. Boat Boys for life.

Then he smacks himself across the cheek. What am I saying? Etho was Joel's soulmate. Not mine. Boat Boys are dead in the water anyway. They don't matter. Etho yanked him into Between to do one job and that's it. He doesn't care. There's probably something going on with Bdubs or the real Joel or Beef or Pause or Cleo anyway. He told me himself he was only cuddling up because he's greedy and touch-starved. My gods, Sniff… Get over him. Boat Boys are over and he was never yours anyway, so treat him like an ex. You've got Pig now. It's time to move on.

Etho snuffed the lanterns out before bed. Try as he might, Sniff can't find a proper lighter. He checks every kitchen drawer and even some in the front room, but nothing. Etho's lack of interest in knick-knacks, apparently, extends to the entire bleedin' flat. And there's no blimmin' coal around either, so he can't craft any torches. Absolute disappointment. He slams the last drawer shut in a huff, then flops against the counter.

I'm so bored…

Which is maybe a bit pathetic, actually. Sniff rolls over, sprawling his arms across the counter from this angle too. Ceiling's lame… Everything's lame. At least the dark is good for one thing. The purpur flooring's a lot less ugly when you can't see it.

It's not like he's never been alone before. He used to be alone all the time back on his home world - He really needs a cool name for it, like 'Empires' or 'Hermitcraft' but like, personal - and he'd pass days or even weeks with Pig only popping in every now and then. That was lonely too, like this.

But the thing is, when Pig was gone, Sniff still had a whole server to explore. He picked apart every End City he could find. He got wings. He wrangled villagers. He beefed himself up with enchanted netherite gear. He built himself a flying ship.

But I can't build anything here. Or at least, Etho and Grian said you can't place blocks in New Star Station. The whole thing's bugged out or something? Spawn protection? Not sure. To be fair, he barely paid attention as he had other things on his mind.

Well, if he can't build… At least he can explore. Etho tried to spook him out, claiming the HALO team or big bad Bdubs might come to log him out if he isn't careful, but what's it to him? Sniff just ate the man. And if he can eat Etho, what's to stop him from eating anyone else? He can eat anyone he wants. Yeah, that's right. His fingers, still splayed, tighten into fists.

Bdubs said it himself: he didn't want to poke around in here because he thought I might log him out…

Everybody's scared of vex. Even HALO. Even the phantoms. Sniff studies the blank ceiling in the dark for another couple seconds, then peels away from the counter. He walks straight through the den, slides open the bamboo door, and steps onto the balcony. Fresh air… Stale air, technically? They're still under bedrock-

"What are you doing?" asks a voice from above, and Sniff jumps about four blocks in the air.

"WHAAAA!? Oh my- What?"

Cackling laughter breaks out above him. Sniff jerks up his head, breathing hard. TwoMuchGrian is perched right on a copper bar above his head, arms wrapped around his stomach. He's doubled over, wheezing like an absolute madman (My gods…) His hair waterfalls down one shoulder, swishing with every wingbeat. He's losing petals from his flower crown. Sniff drags his hand straight down his lips.

"Oh my gosh… Two, what the hell? You scared the blimmin' daylights out of me! Ohh, I'm gonna be sick!"

It takes several seconds of laughter before Two's caught his breath enough to answer. He unfolds. He rights himself on the rod, letting his wings flap down in a blur of blue and gold feathers. "Ohhhh… You have no idea how long I've been waiting to catch you, Sniff. Ohhh… That's going in your newbie clip comp for sure." Two holds his fingers up in Ls, framing Sniff between them like he's pinned on a comm screen. "Wooo… How you feelin'?"

"Like I just short-circuited my own hearts. My gosh, you are something else. Uggggh… I'm so mad. You're so bloody lucky I don't have any weapons on me right now."

[Cnt'd on AO3 - Link at top]

[fritextramole]

salt in my eyes

part 3 of an Eric van der Woodsen playlist - best heard in order

tracklist and quotes under the cut

Mary Jane ~ Matt Doyle

Well, it's full speed, baby In the wrong direction There's a few more bruises If that's the way You insist on hеading

rises the moon ~ Liana Flores

Days pull you down just like a sinking ship Floating is getting harder But tread the water, child, and know that meanwhile Rises the moon

Please Stay ~ Lucy Dacus

You tell me you love me like it'll be the last time Like you're playing out the end of a storyline I say I love you too because it's true What else am I supposed to do? Maybe bar the door when you move to leave

A Fallen Angel ~ shinigami

My heart and emotions are something I'm void of You're wasting away, are you okay? Please just keep your head up and just hope for better days Hold on to your memories and you'll be safe This may be our last chance to leave this place

I’ve Been Feeling Lonely ~ Sorry, Peach

I’ve been feeling lonely You don’t wanna know me I’ve been trying to pacify The feelings that I’ve felt for some time You’ve been feeling flighty I don’t wanna say goodbye And i’ve been trying recognize That you have never really been mine

Only Friend ~ Wallows

You're signing off again But you're my only friend I don't know what to say I feel the ending close Pick up the pieces Finding a place in the world to be Too many reasons To keep an ear at the door for me

Medicine ~ Matt Berry

Medicine You got me hooked on medicine I don't feel myself again The world is full of finer men

Achilles Come Down ~ Gang of Youths

Remember the pact of our youth Where you go, I'm going, so jump and I'm jumping Since there is no me without you Soldier on, Achilles, Achilles, come down Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?

parties ~ Elizabeth

Tell me, when you’re out Don’t you miss me? Do you doubt Saying goodbye? Or do you only feel your high I go to parties Like I don’t need anybody Then I only miss you more

7 O’Clock ~ Penelope Scott

So just get wrecked, I guess I mean you kinda failed the cool kids' test, I guess It's kinda sad if this is you at your best, I guess It's not fun anymore I'm kinda bored so let's go fuck shit up, c'mon Let's go out

Walking with a Ghost ~ Teagan and Sara

No matter which way you go No matter which way you stay You're out of my mind, out of my mind Out of my mind, out of my mind

Wild World ~ Love Is Colder Than Death

Feel the power in the air Bloody bodies running down the street Try it again Please it again

Living In The Storm ~ The Pretty Reckless

They're dropping bombs on all of my friends Every time I turn around they're blowing up again But it's not me Out on the streets I don't know who any of you people are And I - I'll try to avoid it

Helena Beat ~ Foster the People

You know those days when you wanna just choose To not get out of bed, you're lost in your head again You play the game, but you kind of cut 'Cause you're coming down hard, your joints are all stuck I've tried to say that it's not the only way I never knew if I could face myself to change You were pacing, I was insecure Slip and fall, I'm dodging calls, hug the prison I've been living in

Shark Smile ~ Big Thief

It came over her at a bad time Riding through Winona down the dotted line Held us gunning out 90 miles down the road of a dead end dream She looked over with her part smile Caught up in the twinkle, it could take awhile And the money pile on the dashboard fluttering

Jonathan ~ Adrianne Lenker, Buck Meek

You know me Knew, knew me well When I was just a girl, only nineteen Twisted in my head So don't try and tell me to help This is not how you help You don't know me now

Fourth of July ~ Sufjan Stevens

Make the most of your life, while it is rife While it is light Well, you do enough talk My little hawk, why do you cry? Tell me, what did you learn from the Tillamook burn? Or the Fourth of July? We’re all gonna die

Where Is My Mind? ~ Pixies

Your head will collapse, and there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself Where is my mind?

Your Dog ~ Soccer Mommy

I'm not a prop for you to use When you're lonely or confused I want a love that lets me breathe I've been choking on your leash

parents ~ YUNGBLUD

Drop a toaster in my bath, watch my mum and dad laugh See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection But it's hard to get an erection when you're so used to rejection

Mad Love ~ The Pretty Reckless

Like all of the orphans I got none of the friends I was alone until You came and went Now there's someone inside me I think it's you

Freaks ~ Surf Curse

My head is filled with parasites Black holes cover up my eyes I dream of you almost every night Hopefully, I won't wake up this time

bad idea! ~ girl in red

It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea 'cause now I'm even more lost It was a bad idea to think you were the one Was such a bad idea 'cause now everything's wrong

Carnations ~ Palehound

Cause I've been dreaming I might Just up and bail on this plight And maybe go on vacation Pack up my shit in the dark And if the car doesn't start

Go Home ~ Julien Baker

I went walking again, I'll go out And forget to tell any of my friends where I'm going I'm just drunk on the side of the road in a ditch When you find me, I wanna go home, but I'm sick

[itsyagurlchip]

What you doing if you get stuck in Rise! for a day?

am i aware its only for a day? or am i just getting isekaid?

considering my house and money are in the other universe, id prolly try to make a quick buck at time's squares or smt. for like- water. maybe a smoothie and a few grapes. not really sure what kinda prices ny has-

tbh id prolly go on w/ my day, except with the anxiety of being in a whole other world and panic attacks all over. id try to keep to myself, walk around, see the city. as for night time, id try to stay up for as long as i can until the 24 hours are up.

since ppl exist id prolly pick pocket for a knife or a taser ('sorry man- i need it more than you', id think to myself) and itll prolly be easy for me bc i have sticky fingies

btw if you see some of ur nicknacks in my room that came from you no u didn't.(its like an impulse, i don't need it, but ur friends w/ me so i gotta have it).

uhhmmmm considering that the universe is funny it prolly wont go like that- so id eventually meet the turtles albiet a bit awkwardly. Since i have no where to go- id ask them if i could crash for the night.

id be very silly bc i fully expect them to say no, (making me go back to point one) but if they, FOR SOME DAMN CONVENIENT PLOT ARMOR HAVING REASON, say yes itll sorta be like a sleepover.

considering i have limited time, id let them know, so they would want to know as much about me as they can. especially donnie and his curiosity of how i got here.

me and mikey would bond over cooking shit. i love testing things, but im accident prone (especially to dropping things and burning myself). so he'd prolly scoot me to the side for my safety.

which would leave me a bit bored so id hang out and do some dumb shit with leo. makes playlists, troll ppl on roblox, talk about aitah on reddit or smt.

raph would check in on us every few moments, to ensure that nothing dumb will happen. Im the oldest child, so half the time i don't get a say in what i do, so ill roll w/ anything. and by anything, i mean i dont back down from shit.

which ends up me hurting myself in one of the most cartoonish ways in history. maybe a broken ankle or smt. raph is panicking, mikey gotta focus on the food so he's distracted, donnie tryna pop the bone back into socket-

its a mess

then id go sit my ass down somewhere, sitting next to splinter or smt as he gives me some extra info from the "behind the scenes" as we watch some low quality lj movies.

and then i go like that one meme and-

poof!

back home.