#toasts headcanons

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

I think Tim Drake would be the forever DM when it comes to D&D. It's not that his friends force him to constantly be the dungeon master for their campaigns, but it's something he enjoys doing. He actually prefers being a dungeon master more than a player.

While he's not much of a writer, I think he'd love world building. He probably has his world's currency system figured out. He creates his own conlang for it that no one is gonna take time to learn but that's okay because he has fun doing it. He's got spreadsheets and documents filled with lore that he can look back on later. He has his whole campaign figured out from start to finish and all the twists and turns laid out

His friends derail it instantly. Kon hits a nat 20 when seducing the buff orc lady that was suppose to be the big bad. His friends take almost a full session to get out of a room because they thought a tipped over chair was important to solving the puzzle when really it was there for set dressing. Cassie accidentally kills an important plot related NPC. Tim sighs and goes back through his documents to delete what he had planned.

[angel5ofp0rn]

Price asking Gaz and Soap how to get his ex-wife to reply to his text. They both jokingly tell him to send a dick pic.

He tells them to piss off but after they leave, he closes his office door, sits at his desk and stares at the phone for awhile.

Couldn’t hurt. It’s not like it’s something she hasn’t seen before.

He undoes his belt, lowers his pants and boxer briefs just a bit. He pulls out his thick cock and gives it a few tugs.

The photo shows off his toned (but growing softer) abdomen as well as his cock in his hand.

She calls him immediately to cuss him out about sending stuff like that to her…

They end up having phone sex.

[littlemarianah]

Mama Katniss and Papa Peeta headcannons!

Katniss calls them "my babies" forever. It doesn't matter if the boy already has a beard on his face, he still her baby.

Peeta loves listening to them talk. To their questions he never says the answer directly, he likes to see them discover it. "What do you think?" It's the thing he loves to say the most.

Katniss teaches them to shoot a bow and survive in the woods at an early age. But it takes a lot longer to teach them how to kill animals. They have enough food at home to not need to hunt. She wants them to be mature enough before facing death, she had to do this at a very young age, before she was truly ready.

Peeta loves telling bedtime stories, he invents fables and fantastic stories. Katniss is terrible at making up stories, so she prefers to hum until they fall asleep.

Peeta is very strict about bedtime and mealtimes. He grew up in a house with too much discipline... so even after years he still attaches great importance to the rules.

[triassictriserratops]

Katniss & Peeta: Toastbaby Discipline

Curious what ya'll think - how would they ground their children if necessary? A couple of things I think WON'T happen: 1.) Hitting or Yelling - I could see Peeta having to unlearn instinctive reactions at first, having grown up in a verbally and physically abusive household. But I think if he did it even ONCE it would horrify him and he would absolutely put his foot down on that being the way anyone in his family ever treats each other. 2.) Food Control - They are NEVER sending their kids to bed without supper. Hunger is not something they'll ever use as a punishment, even lightly. Katniss especially would NEVER let her children go to sleep hungry for something they did. (I like the idea of having to help Haymitch with some task or spending time with Auntie Johanna on her wilderness treks. She'll pick them up and just be like, "hey kid, what the fuck?" but then fistbump them when their parents turn their backs.)

[notsocooljess]

was just thinking about peeta being the coach for he and katniss’s daughter’s youth soccer team. all of her friends have only ever seen her dad as the happy-go-lucky man with the joyful laugh who bakes the best cookies for their class activities. but his daughter knows how competition makes him.

her friends are all dumbfounded when coach!Peeta comes out, and he’s hammering them with different drills and training. making twelve-year-olds run elaborate drills. making them complete sprints after each loss.

one night, their daughter crawls into her parents’ bed when her mother is in there alone relaxing and begs her to talk to him to take it easy, and katniss just laughs and says, “oh, honey, it sounds like he’s going easy on you. you wouldn’t believe what he did to me”

[trashytoastboi]

🍖Monkey D. Luffy Masterlist🍖

🍖 Headcanons: Law, Kid, Luffy reacting to seeing their timid S/O angry for the first time

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy x Tall! M! S/O

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy x Tall! M! S/O - Pre and Post Timeskip

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy x F! Strong S/O - Pre and Post timeskip

🍖 Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Luffy x Crewmate who has a tendency to wander off

🍖 Headcanons: Sabo, Kid, Luffy x F! Keyblade Wielder

🍖 Headcanons: Ace, Luffy, Zoro x Tall! F! S/O

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy, Robin, Shanks x S/O - Discovering their S/O is a sea dragon

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji - Reacting to crying S/O who tries to keep everyone happy

🍖 Headcanons: ABO AU! Omega! Zoro, Sanji, Luffy + F! Alpha

🍖 Headcanons – Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Sanji – Reacting to their accident prone S/O

🍖 Scenario: Soul Mate AU! Zoro, Luffy and F! Soul Mate (Poly)

🍖 Scenario: Modern AU! Luffy and Tall! Male! S/O studying together

🍖 NSFW Scenario: Roommate AU! Zoro, Luffy x F! Roommate (Poly)

🍖 Headcanons: Zoro, Kid, Law, Luffy - with a S/O who has a Buster sword

🍖 Headcanons: Ace, Luffy, Law, X-Drake – With extremely kind, caring and protective S/O

🍖 Scenario: ABO AU! Pregnant! Omega! Luffy x Tall! M! Alpha

🍖 Headcanons: NSFW and SFW: Luffy with Feminine! S/O

🍖 Headcanons: Crocodile, Luffy, Law, Kid with Short! Male! S/O who collapses with a fever due to carelessness for his health

🍖 NSFW Scenario: Ace, Sabo, Luffy x F! Reader - #28 Threesome + #38 Bartender AU

🍖 Headcanons: Pre and Post Time Skip – Luffy x Male! S/O with similar personality to Jack Sparrow

🍖 Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Luffy - #11. Making the other laugh & #28. Threesome

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy, Ace, Zoro, Law – Meeting Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy, Crocodile - Cuddling with Introverted! Reader

🍖 Headcanons Law, Luffy, Zoro, Ace x S/O that loves horror

🍖 Scenario: Luffy x Male! S/O with Jack Sparrow personality – Remember Every Scar

🍖 Headcanons: Modern AU! Ace, Luffy, Garp, Dragon as celebrities

🍖 Headcanons: Kid, Killer, Luffy x S/O with wings

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy, Smoker, Doflamingo, Law – Meeting young Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts)

🍖 Headcanons: X-Drake, Law, Luffy with S/O making a wish on a shooting star

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy x Male! Ex-Marine Lieutenant! S/O

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy, Law, Kid x S/O – who has a split sleeping schedule.

🍖 Headcanons: ABO AU! Alpha! Luffy, Alpha! Sanji, Alpha! Zoro x Omega S/O

🍖 SFW AND NSFW: ABO AU! Alpha! Luffy, Alpha! Sanji, Alpha! Zoro x Omega! S/O Who is in heat

🍖 Headcanons: Ace, Luffy, Garp x Sister!/Grandaughter! Reader - Saving her family at Marineford

🍖 Headcanons: Dad AU! Zoro, Luffy, Ace - Sleeping with their infant on their chest

🍖 Headcannons: Sabo, Law, Luffy x S/O - Reaction to their S/O picking up a magical lamp

🍖 NSFW Headcanons: Crocodile, Luffy, Kid, Law x S/O - First time with their partner who is afraid of being touched and having sex due to their past as a slave

🍖 Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Crocodile, Luffy x Shy! Deaf! Male! S/O

🍖 Headcanons: Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Usopp, Law, Kid x Male! S/O is usually bright and loud but he had a bad day and needs some comfort

🍖 Headcanons: Kid, Law, Shanks, Luffy x S/O - Walking in on their partner “confessing” to their vice captain

🍖 Headcanons: Crocodile, Luffy, Zoro, Kid x Quiet! Calm! S/O - Losing their shit

🍖 Headcanons: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ace with Sleepy head S/O – They just love sleeping and taking naps

[adsosfraser]

katniss and peeta finding an old sheet of paper wedged into his grandmother’s old sturdy recipe book that survived the bombing in the bakery’s safe. finding a silly little recipe for s’mores written in a child’s hand and they decide to try it out to pass the day. katniss goes on the hunt for marshmallow root out in the woods, peeta tries to perfect different square crackers at the bakery, and they all walk back from the train hand in hand with the very first chocolate that the new panem shipped to raise spirits as it’s nearing the anniversary of the reapings. katniss smearing the treat all over her face while she’s eating it with a grin and peeta just has to lean in to kiss her clean while cicadas are chirping in the district and lightning bugs are starting to flit around their backyard. they lay back in the grass as the ringing quiet swells around them and peeta keeps tracing circles with his thumb on her hand as they both trace the stars above with their eyes. fifteen years later a gummy infant chews on the graham crackers his father’s perfected and a little girl squeaks as her mother rubs down her entire face with a damp cloth to get the sticky marshmallow and chocolate off her face.

[googleincognitomode]

peeta: Katniss, we said that there will be no dessert after dinner for the little ducks (toast babies)

katniss: IK! But they looked so sad, and it’s been a long day and they’re just babies!! I can’t say no to them, I just want them to be happy 😭🤧. They’re my baby ducklings

peeta: theyre 12 & 10 yrs old! 🤨 AND you gave us the idea of punihsment

[4remus]

why did i just come across a post saying “the marauders fandom can’t decide if remus has his auto caps on or not”….??? THIS WAS UNDER DISCUSSION?????? he uses lowercases ONLY like every other homosexual…

[cimonim-toasty]

Imagine if Catholic!Yuu came to Twisted Wonderland with a rosary or something similar and Lilia (who is very vampire-coded imo) just will not/cannot approach them when they have it on.

I don’t even believe Earth’s religions exist in Twisted Wonderland (or most of them, at the very least). Which makes it even better because then there’s literally no reason for Lilia to not be able to approach Yuu. He just can’t do it.

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

I don’t think Bart is an early riser by any means. He struggles turning his brain off most nights and sleeps past 12 when he can to make up for it. Yet, once he’s up, he wastes no time getting out of bed. He doesn’t see a point in staying when he knows he won’t get back to sleep anytime soon.

Kon does get up early but he often lays in bed, wishing for at least 5 more restful, long minutes. Sometimes he falls back asleep. Sometimes he just lays there, not wanting to get up just yet.

Despite the fact that Bart would rather spend the time doing something, he often finds himself staying with Kon in bed. Maybe he doesn’t want to move because he’s cuddled up with him and that might disturb Kon’s shut eye. Maybe Kon had pleaded for them to just stay for a minute or two longer and Bart just couldn’t say no. Yes, he’d prefer it if they could get up and start their day, but for Kon he’ll stay as long he needs. Sometimes he even finds himself slipping into flashtime just to hang onto the moment longer. Kon is someone who is worth waiting for.

[mollywog]

Katniss initiated proposals are my kryptonite

[sardonicfactory]

i'm a texas toast truther

[littlemarianah]

"Mama, why are your ears like that?” asked the little girl, for the thousandth time. She gently ran my ear, pinching my missing earlobe with her little fingertips as she laid her head on my shoulder, almost falling asleep.

The little boy in my other arm was already sucking his thumb, sleeping peacefully.

I would run my hand through her hair and say to her. "The fire took it, Willy."

"Long before I was born?" she would ask and I would nod.

“long, long before..." I would say.

She would blink her eyes slowly, even though she was so tired, she would continue talking. She dabbed her tiny fingers along the rough scars on my neck. "Here too?" she asked.

“Yes, here too." I would say.

Her blue eyes would look at my scars curiously, she always made the same questions several times, as if she was trying to understand the facts, try to understand how something like this is possible... For a six years old girl, who didn't know anything worse than hurting her elbow.

“Did it hurt?"

“Yes."

Satisfied with the answer, Willow would fall asleep

[jamespottersredconverse]

listening to Starman right now in my marauders sweatshirt eating toast while reading Crimson Rivers. great start to the new year.

[lunadreamscaper]

cw nose bleed

Gavin Toast drawing again... no shirt... nose bleed??

requested by @chaocardboard as per usual because yes

[reblogs on art are appreciated (please)] please.... i worked hard please...

also i like drawing gavin he's an angry man who's physically incapable of unfurrowing hus brow due to stress and rage (he like me fr... bc of the brow thing.. anyways)

i think about how gavin is immediately flirted with excessively by seeveral people even men the first time he ever became canon (5 yr anniversary stream) and i think about 8 times a week.