#Kon and Bart get like super into it too when they play

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

I think Tim Drake would be the forever DM when it comes to D&D. It's not that his friends force him to constantly be the dungeon master for their campaigns, but it's something he enjoys doing. He actually prefers being a dungeon master more than a player.

While he's not much of a writer, I think he'd love world building. He probably has his world's currency system figured out. He creates his own conlang for it that no one is gonna take time to learn but that's okay because he has fun doing it. He's got spreadsheets and documents filled with lore that he can look back on later. He has his whole campaign figured out from start to finish and all the twists and turns laid out

His friends derail it instantly. Kon hits a nat 20 when seducing the buff orc lady that was suppose to be the big bad. His friends take almost a full session to get out of a room because they thought a tipped over chair was important to solving the puzzle when really it was there for set dressing. Cassie accidentally kills an important plot related NPC. Tim sighs and goes back through his documents to delete what he had planned.

[erinwantstowrite]

Okok fr questions because I’m obsessed with Tim figure skater AU

Because the bats aren’t aware of tim being the one behind his vigilante mask, how are his relationships with them out of the suits? Do they interact often or on spare few occasions? (I see the happy birthday Bruce message and think they don’t talk *too* often? idk)

ALSO JANET AND TIMS SIGNATURES… them being so similar has me rocking back and forth crying (interpret as you will)

AHHHHH I LOVE FIGURE SKATING TIM AUUUUUU

be prepared i am about to YAP cause i love this au sm and now i gotta talk about it LFMAO

So far, the backstory is that Jay ended up not dying and was just extremely injured after the Joker incident. When he got back on his feet again, he joined a hockey team to make more friends outside of the hero community. Cass wanted to try figure skating and they start going to a rink in Gotham, and that's where they met Steph, who is "not" a vigilante. (She is, but more on that in a sec.)

While there, they start to hear more about "Tim" who comes by sometimes and is Steph's friend (they met when they were much younger and they are besties), and they end up connecting that the Tim they're talking about is "that famous figure skater from Bristol" that's always in the news. Cassie is a huge fan of Tim's, and she freaks out when she hears from Jason and Cass that this rink is one that Tim frequents. That's why she ends up dragging Bart and Kon to the rink to see Jason's practices or to hang out with Cass- so she can meet Tim.

However, it's sort of a well kept secret that Tim and his rink friends have. He's not supposed to go there anymore, because he has a private rink. Janet lived, but Jack went into his coma still. He eventually woke up and while Jack is recovering, he finds out they moved back to Bristol full time and there's no more travelling. In turn, they spend more time with Tim, but it's also a strain on their relationships. Jack gets on Tim's case about school, and Janet becomes Tim's manager and pressures him about skating. So Tim doesn't get to visit the rink as often anymore because of his workload. Like, he's in the gym 24/7, does his schoolwork online (he's grades ahead), doesn't ever get a break. Meanwhile, Jack and Janet are always fighting and sort of using Tim as an outlet/weapon against the other.

Buuuuuut, when he does visit, he meets Jason, Cass, Cassie, Bart, and Kon through the connection with Steph and other unnamed rink friends. They start getting to know Tim through the times that he's at the rink, and Steph, who is Janet's #1 hater and an instigator at heart, starts pushing for the vigilantes to look more into Tim's life and befriend him.

The dynamics at play are super funny because Steph and Tim are a vigilante. "A" vigilante, as in sharing the same identity. Tim doesn't have the time in his schedule to go out there, so Steph takes up that part of the role and they share this identity together- Steph taking out the bad guys as "Bird Watcher" and Tim doing the computer/tech work as "The Ornithologist". They're both detectives in their own right and work so well together that it's incredibly hard to distinguish that they aren't one person. They both know that the Bats are the Bats, but the Bats are unaware that these two are the same vigilante they've been trying to figure out for years now.

The rest of the family meets Tim through Jason's hockey stuff, away from Janet and just who he is as an individual. And then they see his figure skating side and the dynamic he has with Janet when Cass enters the same competitions as Tim. (This is my world and they compete against each other.) Obviously, Bruce sees this black haired, blue eyed kid who has parents that treat him like shit and goes "Another one, thank you!" So Tim ends up getting closer to them that way and Steph (again, Janet's #1 hater and looking for members for her club) is having the time of her life causing chaos on the side.

There is... a "tiny" little detail that I won't share yet, cause I truly do want to write this au at some point, and it's way more fun to see people react in real time to it. (I have SOOOO many Tim aus it's not even funny. Blame alighterwood for that.)

Also YESS Tim and Janet are so alike but so completely different it makes me CRAZY

[imdeadinsidesiriuslydead]

Quickly | Bart Allen x reader

Rivals/enemies to lover (if you squint)

not requested

warnings: innuendos, cursing, that’s it. Not proof read

summary: training after a really bad mission.

You couldn’t believe Bart. He had the perfect opportunity to catch Slade but went too fast and slipped.

he went too fast.

You didn’t know what is was about him, but ever since you joined young justice, you couldn’t stand him.

he worked off of impulses. I mean you should have guessed that, it is his name.

He didn’t stick to the plan, and effectively ruined it.

even after a few days it bothered you, it was still ingrained into memory. It haunted you. It pissed you off.

HE pissed you off.

Red tornado had scheduled sparing training for the team today. You had hoped you would get paired with Anita or Kon.

But as Red called out your names, your heart sank. You looked over at Bart. He smirked and you wanted to die.

You went into the practice room and got into fighting positions. You prepared yourself for him to hit you at light speed and try to predict where he would appear next before he could land another punch.

As he ran up to you, you tried to shield yourself, but he punches landed on your middle sections. Knocking the wind out of you for a second.

you quickly recovered, successfully locating his next move and blocking his punch and striking him in the stomach and jaw. He landed on the floor.

You stood in victory. Glad to have won round one.

Bart snared as he got up. He wasn’t gonna lose again. He wasn’t gonna be what Wally said he was. And he knew just how to push your buttons.

“You know, you should have tried that move on Slade, maybe he wouldn’t have put you out of the running and you could have stopped him before I had to fix your mess.” He said with a shit eating grin.

“My mess? You mean your mess.” You shot back. “You slipped and let him get away.”

“You could have gotten him on the mission before that. But is it only when I mess up that it’s wrong?” Impulse yelled back.

“he knocked me out last time!” You yelled

“Then you weren’t quick enough!” Bart yelled as he got into his fighting position again.

“You ditched the plan, you slipped, and the criminal got away!” You yelled as you charged him.

he dodged your attack, speeding up and hitting you in the legs, knocking you off balance.

”I saw an opportunity and I took it! Is that so hard to understand?” Bart screamed as he knocked you over again.

You tried to charge him again, but quickly zoomed away to the other side of the room. You ran again but he was father again. You grumbled in frustration.

“What am I too fast for you?” He asked with a smirk.

“Too fast to play fair.” You snap as you get into a ready position for round three

“Oh you want fair? Fine have it your way. I’ll slow down for you.” He laughed.

“No don’t slow down, I’ll finish you off.” You said as you grounded you feet.

“that a threat or a promise?” He asked with a smirk.

“both asshole.” You snap. He runs forward and you two collide.

he pushes against your frame trying to knock you over with his sheer strength.

“Don’t worry, I’ll finish this quickly.” He smiles as he pushes against you harder.

“bet that’s not the only thing you finish quickly.” You shot back, smiling when his grin dropped.

he ran back and lean forward at super speed trying to hit you with everything he’s got.

You block his punches and manage to get a few in before you advance forward and knock him over, not before he grabs you by the waist and drags you down with him.

you land on top of him, both breathing to heavy to say a thing. You pull back and look into his eyes to find his golden eyes already staring back.

You becoming hyper aware of how close your chest is to his. How your breathing becomes synched and how your body fit perfectly on top of his.

“Well,” Bart starts staring into your eyes with his clouded with someone you hadn’t seen before. “You got me on my back, now what?” He asked. His face was soft, almost innocent like. Almost.

you lean into closer to his face as his breathing hitched. His puffy hair falling around his head like a halo. His eyes falling soft as he gazed up into yours, as if he was mesmerized.

you lean close to his ear as he eyes fell closed “I’ll finish this quickly.” You whispered back.

He had no time to register what you said, not after you landed a punch square in his face,knocking him out cold.

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requests are open!

[a-deck-of-cards]

core 4 polycule hcs ( + some lgbtq+ hcs )

bc i want what they have :(

inspired by this post!1!1! ( go check it out srsly, it’s amazing )

tim is transmasc n bi

kon is cis n omni

bart is cis n asexual but he’s not too sure

annnd cassie is bi n closeted demi-girl

and ofc all of em are poly

tim is dating benard and cassie is dating cissie as well !!

tim is autistic, bart is audhd, kon has adhd and cassie is cassie (im not too sure yet)

when bart is overexcited / overwhelm, his powers go haywire and he really can’t control it anymore so kon uses his ttk to pull bart back to his feet

ma kent would invite them over to the farm where they learn how to make flower crowns with their colours

tim is red, bart is orange, kon is blue and cassie is yellow.

tim and kon were the first ones to start dating, then cassie joined in and then bart.

they would do cuddle piles all the time to get rid of the touch starvation.

tim didn’t want to tell bruce about this yet because he was unsure on how he would feel and whether he could accept it

they (cassie, kon, bart) told him to take his time and whatever happens, they will never leave his back.

cassie have chronic nightmares and panic attacks because of the nightmares.

tim would help cassie whenever she’s having one because he’s the most familiar with it and he’s usually up due to his insomnia

he would stay with her until she falls asleep again

kon, bart or cassie picks tim up to go to places bc apparently vehicles take too long

sometimes bart and kon would abduct tim bc they have no sense of boundaries.

cassie is too sensible to do that though.

everyone except bart have a drivers license to use when they’re in their civilian identity

bart is either too distracted or can just use his super speed without being seen.

bart has the biggest hair out of all of em

so they like to play and braid it sometimes

they also played with tim’s hair when he grew it out.

(short hair cassie supremacy)

cassie and kon are tall and is very muscle-y and tim and bart are small and lanky (tim especially)

so when they cuddle tim and bart have to be on the top or else they’d get crushed.

bart and tim constantly play video games with each other because yk theyre both obsessed.

i feel like ppl underestimate kon’s ttk

he can literally control any matter at touch

so he helps warm up cassie’s stomach whenever she’s have cramps

tim is the only one who gets sick bc

bart’s a speedster and they heal very fast, kon’s half kryptonian and well cassie’s a demigod

so they band up together to try and take care of tim when he’s sick

but tim would say he isn’t for the first couple days until it became too big of a bother

and he has it worse bc of his missing spleen

usually it ends in chaos

[puddingcatbeans]

young justice; timkonbart if you squint? on a lazy afternoon at the Tower...

Kon glares at the screen, mashing the buttons on the controller. Bart lounges beside him, no help at all, crunching his way through the last box of Cheerios. Kon is a superhero. He's saved lives. Nearly died multiple times. Super intelligent and super strong and generally super in every way. He can beat this game.

"Oh, hey, Tim," Bart says. He waves a hand full of cereal. "You're just in time to see Kon die to the Hydra again."

"Shut up," Kon retorts. "You have no idea how much control I'm exerting right now, not breaking these controllers."

"You better not," Tim says from behind the sofa. "I just replaced those."

Bart shoves more Cheerios in his mouth. "Dude, you look like you've had a rough week. I mean, granted, you almost always look like you've had a rough week, or month, or year, but like---"

Kon pauses the game just so he can slap a hand over Bart's mouth. He tilts his head back to meet Tim's eyes, and yeah, those eyebags have eyebags. "Nap time?"

Tim's shoulder lifts and falls, barely noticeable, and yet somehow looking like it took way too much effort. "I don't want to interrupt."

"You're not," Bart insists from behind Kon's hand. He licks Kon's palm, but Kon, being used to Bart's general... Bart-ness, doesn't flinch.

"Join us, then," Kon says. He pats his lap. "C'mon, your favourite pillow is waiting."

Bart pretends to gag, while Tim rolls his eyes. He does come around the sofa, though, so Kon counts that as a win.

Instead of lying down and placing his head on Kon's legs, Tim surprises him by climbing right onto his lap and tucking his face into Kon's neck. Kon releases Bart's face to steady Tim with both hands. He exchanges a wide-eyed look with Bart. Tim's not a touchy-feely guy. Not even after they discovered how touchstarved he is and Cassie implemented a plan to rehabilitate Tim. They've gotten to the point where Tim willingly returns hugs, and doesn't protest when Kon asks to hold his hand. But he doesn't really initiate physical contact. Not like this.

"Poor kid," Bart coos. He reaches out---with his non-cereal scooping hand, thankfully---and carefully pets Tim's hair. "It's okay, you can safely detox from that horrid little city of yours here."

"Gotham's doing her best," Tim mutters.

Kon pats Tim's back. "You're doing your best," he says.

Tim presses even closer. "You can keep playing," he yawns. "I know you want to play as much as you can before Cassie gets back."

"Yeah, she's great and all but her commentary about how they got the Greek gods wrong is a little much."

"Your commentary is a little much," Kon tells Bart.

Bart grins. He scunches himself closer, looping an arm around Tim's elbow and lodging his shoulder against Kon's. "You love it."

Tim lets out a snort. His face is still mashed against Kon's neck. His heartbeat stays steady. Kon grabs the controller again and settles back into the warmth of his best friends.

[clambuoyance]

ngl I know nothing ab your DC blorbos except they're gay and cool or something Idk I just think they're neat... I'd ask what comics I could read ab them being super blorbo-y but Idk...

OKAY so there’s a lot of characters in dc but the ones I draw/talk about the most are these group of friends!! They feature in Young Justice 1998, Teen Titans 2003, and Young Justice 2019, as well as having their own comics and other appearances :)

each comic run has different vibes but my personal favorite is yj1998 bc I like its wacky and zany vibes. It was not my first comic though, and it’s a little older so it might be hard to understand or read if it’s your first time reading comics like this, and again it is old soooo some stuff does Not age well such as certain jokes or depictions and it is of course not all perfect but overall I love it and think it has a lot of heart

I think i have a lot of fun with it bc it feels so…animated? And it has funny slapstick humor. Honestly I probably like it bc it makes me laugh the same way ninjago makes me laugh…a group of 4+ friends that have cute dynamics with each other and just Being Silly Together. I really don’t know how to explain it but between all three runs, I can see yj1998 in my head the most as a wacky animated show with exaggerated bouncy animation idk so that’s part of the fun for me. I think the moment I realized this was going to be a long term emotional investment was When I read the issue where they randomly end up on a planet and have to play baseball bc I am a SUCKERRR for baseball shenanigans

But yeah the group starts out with Bart, Tim, and Kon in JLA: A world without Grownups, and they just have a good trio dynamic 🙏 the banter between all three is so good 🤩and I liked seeing their friendship develop throughout yj1998 too! Especially for Tim, with his hesitancy at the beginning.They weren’t without conflict ofc but that adds to why I like them bc eventually they became besties for life. They are also quickly joined by others but the main one that stays w the group through all three runs is Cassie Sandsmark , aka Wonder Girl ii.

But yeah I guess some things I like are the way they actually Hang out? like they will do camping trips or go to the mall and games together etc etc, but there will be parts that feel more serious while never losing that humorous tint to it. For some examples, I love how Tim tries to be a leader in the beginning, but then one arc shows just how much Cassie is more fitting for it, and how they bond over Leader things like how hard it is to tell Bart what to do and then will share a really nice hug 🥺, and I love Cassie and Cissie’s relationship a LOT because they sometimes misunderstand each other but clearly care for each other (they aren’t canon but in my heart they are.) I also like Tim and kon’s build towards understanding and friendship for a similar reason, and cissie and Anita also have a nice development with each other, but yeah all the dynamics are just fun to think about tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️ I am pointing at them eagerly and going “wow! Friendship!!”

And as for the guy I never shut up about…well that’s a whole thing I could ramble about but i became obsessed with him the moment he quoted Peter Pan while lamenting about how he was afraid his friends would leave him behind after several issues of him acting like Hot Shit and erm I’m predictable so it got to me 🙄 also he makes dumb jokes every second like he expects someone to laugh at them like he’s so dumb sometimes….anyways I do not want to ramble too much so I will get on with it

I was only familiar with his black tshirt look before, so when I first saw this goofy looking dumbass with a leather jacket and glasses and an earring I WAS LIKE “THATS SUPERBOY? THATS REAL?” and quickly became interested in the notion of a Superman associated hero wearing something like this bc I don’t think my brain ever considered the possibility before….also it is something I cannot explain some panels just activate my cuteness aggression 😔 I just think he’s really cute 🫶🫶🫶

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@juicezone the other part of your question!! :D

this ended up getting super long bc i had so many thoughts about various dc characters so hopefully u don’t mind hehe

9. do they identify with any specific labels (regressor, flip, pet regressor, etc.)?

dick- he thinks of himself as a cg! i think he definitely regresses too but it takes him a while to come to terms with it. eventually he gets comfortable with calling himself a flip :]

tim- ooh. i’m conflicted bc i love other people’s regressor tim headcanons a lot but in MY head i mostly see him just being a babysitter sometimes!

cass- definitely a regressor but not aware there’s a word for it yet. she makes a great cg too bc she can instantly tell when someone goes baby mode :D

jason- a regressor! the babiest guy ever. he hates it but it helps him a lot so he learns to work with it <3

duke- maybe regressor? i haven’t made up my mind about about him yet, i need to read more of his stuff :] but i think maybe an older kid regressor!!

damian- regressor! and also a pet regressor, not sure what kind of animal though? cat and/or dog most of the time probably :]

barbara- babysitter mostly! in my head she wouldn’t want to be solely responsible for anyone as an official cg but she doesn’t mind watching someone occasionally! usually cass. and she’s also great for helping out over comms if someone regresses on patrol by accident <3

steph- i picture her as a tween/teen regressor most of the time, like a 12-15ish range! i think it’d be so subconscious most of the time tho that she doesn’t notice or label it for a long time. i can also see her age dreaming to a younger age to play with other small friends!

kon- ooh. a flip! i think he’s already such a mom friend that it’d be pretty natural to take care of his friends. but he definitely regresses too, little kid range mostly! and i think he’d pet regress/dream to play with krypto sometimes too :D

bruce- idk what label he’d use, but i think he regresses around alfred sometimes! i don’t see him being a cg to his kids very often, but maybe with cass or dick if they ask him to :] and he’d take care of clark if needed too!

clark- regressor! he’s just a little guy :D

now for two who aren’t bats or supers (sorry) but i love them so i’m adding them:

cassie- regressor! to me she is a very wild/hyperactive regressor who is very difficult to corral due to her powers, but she really wants to be good! she just gets excited :]

bart- super wild regressor just like cassie, except he thrives on mischief and stubbornness lol. woe to anyone who has to watch them at the same time (it’s usually kon)

[corner-stories]

playing nurse

Bart Allen. Rose Wilson. Explosions. Injuries. Eyelashes. 1013 words. (ao3.)

An explosion throws Ravager off her feet. 

Rose hits the ground, still alive but without the air in her lungs or the swords in her hands. She can only lie there, unmoving even though her heart keeps beating. Her instinct tells her to get up, but she can’t — the thoughts in her head that tell her to move aren’t reaching her body. 

On the ground Rose looks forward and sees her weapons just out of reach, the battle around her is still going on. Wonder Girl is flying next to Solstice, both enveloped in a ball of light. Kid Flash and Superboy are both blurs, Raven is a shadow, while Red Robin and Beast Boy maneuver the area with their own kind of grace.

Rose tries to find the strength to take her blade, but for the life of her she can’t. She can’t even move her little finger. She’s already slipping. 

The explosion still echoes through her mind — the flash of light, the shards of debris moving so fast that it pierces her uniform and her flesh, then the high-pitched ringing still resonating in her ears. 

The last thing Rose hears is the sound of her teammates screaming Ravager’s name.

…

…

…

Rose Wilson survived, but the aching in her body makes her feel like she did anything but. 

Her consciousness comes and goes. Everytime she musters the strength to open her eye she is greeted by something new. The first time she sees the walls of the T-Jet and hears the hum of the engines. The second time she feels the tension of the bandages around her forehead, shoulders, and left leg. The third time, she sees her caretaker removing debris from her skin and cleaning her wounds. And the fourth, she’s finally able to hear the conversation of her teammates.

The mission went well, even with the explosion that knocked her onto her ass. Rose can’t even remember what they were even fighting for, or even how the blast happened, just that the Titans had been called and she had been standing in the wrong place at the wrong time.

At a certain point, every mission begins to feel the same. 

Breathing causes her chest to ache. Even with the knock-off super-soldier serum in her veins, she’ll still need time to heal. 

As Wonder Girl and Red Robin discuss the ups and downs of the mission — thankfully not dragging Ravager for getting caught in a blast — Rose hears footsteps walking towards the back of the T-Jet. 

Her eye is barely open as she watches Bart Allen approach her. His cowl has been pulled off his eyes and his hair mussed. He appears to be worried, perhaps for her. 

“Doctor Bart is in the house,” the Speedster greets in a playful tone. He wipes the concerned look off his face and gives her a grin. 

Under normal circumstances Rose would say something brassy, defensive, or just plain rude if she’s feeling like it. Whatever it takes to keep her face on. 

But at the moment all she can muster is a hum. She’s always thought that Bart was too kind for his own good, but now as she lies in a stretcher, too weak to even lift up her own head, Rose swears that she could marry the guy. 

“There she is,” Bart says as their gazes meet for a brief second. 

Gently, she feels him slipping his hand between her head and her pillow. He slowly raises her up, and with his other hand he is holding a water bottle.

“Could I buy you a drink?”

Rose manages a half-smile. 

Bart cradles her head and holds the bottle to her lips, slowly letting her consume what she can. It’s only now when she realizes that her throat is absolutely parched.

The noise of her teammates talking in the T-Jet gets just a bit louder. Kiran adds her two cents on the outcome of the battle and Raven sounds like she’s supporting her — perhaps the two got along more than Rose thought. Kon speaks in a more jovial tone, and a part of Rose wonders if he’ll say something along the lines of — “Aside from Ravager getting knocked the fuck out, I think everything went okay.” 

Bart continues to tend to her and Rose realizes just how warm he is. She feels like she can stay here forever, held in his arms like he’s a blanket on a cold night. 

When he finishes giving her water, she notices the focused look on his pretty face as he rests her head on the pillow. Her gaze goes to his eyelashes and she can’t help but see how long they are, or how they perfectly frame his eyes, which look almost hazel in this light. Has she really never noticed before?

“You’ll live to see another day, Rose,” Bart tells her in a friendly voice. For a guy who can run and talk at a million miles an hour, he’s surprisingly good at keeping her alive. 

Rose breathes slowly and methodically as Bart checks on her wound dressings, adjusting the gauze on her leg and on her forearm. When she feels his palm graze hers, the remnants of her strength returns and something inside her compels her to tighten her fingers around his hand. 

She closes her eye and Rose feels Bart going absolutely still, a rarity for him. She imagines that his mind is running even faster than it usually does, and to that she can’t help but find the thought amusing. 

“Shit,” Bart says, surprised. At least his tone remains playful. “You sure you’re not delirious?” 

If she could manage a laugh then she would, but instead she exhales slowly and lets herself nod off to sleep again. The sound of the T-Jet’s engines begin to feel soothing. She doesn’t know how long she’s holding his hand, but a part of her is compelled to do it for as long as she can. 

The last thought on Rose’s mind before she falls asleep is whether she’ll get to see Bart playing nurse again. 

[thatyamiguy-blog]

Fastest little alive and a super caretaker (DC)

Bart was willing to do many things for his friends, Help them out in epic battles, babysit (though most people only made the mistake of letting him baby sit once), Run errands at super speed but today Bart Allen, the fastest boy alive was going to go about and beyond in the favor he was going to do for his second best friend. Because today he was going to let Kon diaper and baby him.

The urge to baby and look after a little guy was a left over from Kon's time spent in Gem world. After posing as and to some extent becoming the husband to Lophi and father to her son little Lon. Rao knows Kon had tried to just work his feeling out looking after little ones at a daycare job Kal had set him up with but it wasn't enough and he knew there was NO way in hell he'd be able to adopt. That left finding a little (Something Kon hadn't even known had existed till a little google search) or someone close to one who could be trusted to keep his mouth shut. Considering all of his options, it naturally came to him that Bart would fit the role perfectly. 'Now the only question is will I be able to keep up with a speed forced charged big toddler.'

Bart arrived five minutes late from when he was suppose to arrive having gotten distracted by a new arcade in town though he lied and said it was a intergang attack. Since he was doing Kon such a big solid Kon decided not to call Bart out on his bullshit excuse and just led him to the bathroom instead. "Sooo why are we coming in here? I thought I was gonna be going in diapers? Or a training potty. Oh, Do you just want me to wear?" Bart asked, going a million miles a minute like always as Kon just chuckled. "Bart, when was the last time you took a bath or had a shower?" Kon asked reasonably, starting to run a tub. "I didn't come here to have my personal hygiene attacked!" Bart huffed and pouted, crossing his arms and glaring. "Bart, Daddies give their their little ones baths and you smell like you need one." Kon said chuckling. Bart went to argue then held up a arm and sniffed a pit and made a face at the smell. "I say we agree to disagree but I'll humor you and let you give me a bath.. if I can play with some bath toys." Bart said, striping down at super speed and having spotted a few toy boats. Since Kon was going to be diapering him anyways the smaller boy didn't bother to cover up and Kon wasn't shocked that he was devoid of any chest hair or pubic. "I suppose that can be arranged, but I need to wash you first so g-" Kon started and then was hit with a splash of water as Bart jumped into the tub, shocking him.  "-et the tub.. I'm starting to see this is going to be a little different from looking after Lon." Kon sighed, dabbing his face with a towel as Bart giggled impishly.

Bart giggled as he let Kon go to work washing him. Normally he considered Showers and baths a semi waste of time because of how slow they were but having someone else do all the work was actually kinda fun. After having his hair and body washed Bart was left to coo and play with the boats and a rubber ducky as Kon cleaned up the water Bart had displaced and then went to change into dry clothes. Oddly the more he played in the tub the more he started to wonder how the ducky would taste and kept stealing glances at the door, not sure how Kon would react if he came back to Bart popping the toy in his mouth. Deciding to risk it Bart tugged the shower curtain semi closed, and then nommed on the head of the rubber ducky, and giggled, having his mouth stuffed and acting so babyish was bringing flash backs of sucking on a paci and sitting in his parents laps while they watched holo shows. He was enjoying it so much he just closed his eyes and chewed (making sure not to chew too hard) and lost himself in the feeling. So much so it wasn't until he felt the water getting warmer he realized that apparently he had relaxed a little too much, he was peeing in the tub! "Ah! Kon!" he yelped, spitting out the rubber ducky and pulling the curtain back. "I-I had a accident!"

Kon had been not only getting changed but setting up the cloth diapers for Bart, making sure he could get the little guy right into the diapies when he heard the cry and dashed into the bathroom. he might not of been as fast as Bart but he could still hit a pretty nice burst of speed and was picturing the worse. he figured Bart had gotten hurt trying to get out, or had cut himself or something else, cursing himself for leaving the little guy all alone only to get in and see the once clear bath water now had a tell tale yellowish twinge to it, and his super sense confirmed that Bart not only had peed in the tub, but needed to drink more fluids. The fastest boy alive was standing up in the tub, blushing badly and his bottom lip was trembling. "I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to it just came out an-" Bart was saying rapidly, sounding like a over sized toddler. "heh, it's ok little man. I know you can't control it. I should of sat you on the potty first. At least you didn't make any 'torpedo's' in the tub." Kon said tugging the plug out of the tub and then making use of the removable shower head to re-wash Bart down. Bart whined at the torpedo's comment but just shushed up and let Kon re-clean him then get him out of the tub, drying him off with a soft and fluffy towel. "Speaking of stinkies though, I only have so many diapers and we wanna make it last before I have to wash any to change you..so did you wanna sit on the potty and try to go boom boom like a big kid?" Kon asked. "I can go potty like a big kid!" Bart whined and huffed, his tone taking on a fussy toddler twinge. "And I KNOW I don't hafa uh-oh!" "mmmhmmm..Of course you know when you have to go." Kon said, smirking and using a condescending tone. "Alright, if your SURE you don't need to sit, let's go get a diapie on you widdle guy." Kon coo'ed.

Bart was huffing and pouting as he padded along, Thinking about just how much of a meanie butt Kon was being when he was trying to be a good friend, even though as they got to the bedroom he could feel his tummy churning a little. It was too late now though to say he needed to potty so he just convinced himself he could hold it for a little while. "uh Kon..you know that there are disposable diapers on earth right?" he asked, even as he dropped the towel and plopped his butt on the thick white terrycloth diapers, nothing it was pre-powdered. "heh, yeahhh but I'm used to cloth, and this is just cuter. plus I got you some adorable plastic pants." Kon chuckled, holding up a light base colored pair with rainbow sprinkles and teddy bears in diapers all over it. Looking them over, Bart's face went shocked to curious while Kon swallowed, looking unsure/hopeful that Bart would like them. As squeal escaped from Bart's mouth and he went all sparkle eyes, cooing and reaching up to hold them. "They're so cuttttttte!" the worlds fastest little in the making gushed. "heh, Glad you approve. they cost a pretty penny but figured you were worth it!" Kon said as Bart giggled and hugged the plastic pants, holding up and looking at them again then hugging them over and over. "uhhh buddy..I'm gonna need those back." "...Pin my diapies up first." Bart said, giving a toothy grin. "So clearly I'm gonna need to get you lots of teddies if we're gonna keep doing this huh?" Kon asked, tugging the cloth up and with expert ease getting the pins in and making sure the diapers were nice and tight. Bart coo'ed and squeezed his thighs together, finding he couldn't get his legs to touch Kon had gone so thick but also finding he didn't mind at all, letting out a muffled poot and getting a raised eyebrow from Kon. "Heh, you SURE you don't wanna go sit on the potty little man?" Kon asked, holding out his hand for the plastic pants. "I'm good!" Bart giggled and gave the teddy bear plastic undies one last hug then handed them over. Bart wasn't actually sure if Kon was gonna be able to slide the plastic pants over his puffy diapers, but though determination and the used of super steaght the deed was done, and Bart sat up on the bed and went to zip over to the mirror and see how he looked. went, but didn't because the thickness though off the speedster and 4 steps in he ended up plopping on his butt, a adorable surprised look on his face as Kon chuckled and gushed. "Awww! Babies first steps! wanna try again little man? I can help you if need me too." Kon coo'ed, coming over and leaning down holding out his hands. Bart almost took the offer up, but then giggled and rolled over onto all fours, and showed that even reduced to crawling he was a quick widdle guy.

Honestly the sight of Bart crawling around in JUST his diapie and getting over to the mirror and coo'ing and giggling at how he looked was just too adorable, and if it hadn't of been for the agreement of no pictures Kon would of used up half a memory card already. he almost just let Bart keep posing in front of the mirror but they did only have SO long they could do this before Bart would have to go home, so he cleared his throat as he picked up a t-shirt he had a sneaking suspicion Bart was going to lover.. since it shared the same color and designs as the plastic pants. "You don't mind if I finish getting you dressed do you?" Kon asked, a big grin on his face. Bart turned to whine that this was good, then spotted the shirt and zipped over so fast Kon barely moved to the side in time to avoid being balled over and then Bart was on his knees reaching up and trying to grab the shirt. "I want! I want!" he whined as Kon lifted it out of his reach. "ah ah ah, Let me dress you little one..arm's up." Kon said. Bart looked like he was gonna argue for a second (Kon figured he just wanted to hug the t-shirt like he had the pants) but then stuck his arms up in the air like a good little boy. Sliding the t-shirt down and adjusting it, Kon wasn't really shocked when Bart crawled back over to the mirror to look at how cute he looked and giggle like a mad man. His only regret in the whole thing was that originally it had been a teddy bear onesie Bart was meant to wear, but the company he had ordered from had messed up and there hadn't been time to fix the order. That and the company had forgotten to send the pacifiers Kon had ordered but at least his next order was going to be half off because of the mix ups. 'Oh well, always next time. sometime tells me I'm not gonna have a hard time convincing him to come back.' Kon thought. Bart coo'ed and giggled and in a move that made Kon's heart melt, leaned in and kissed his reflection, something Kon had seen other toddlers do.

Moving from the bedroom Bart's tummy was rumbling lots though Kon had given up on asking him to use the potty, which was good because he didn't wanna lose any his new favorite outfit. 'Besides, I'm just hamming it up for Kon..I'm not really a widdle diaper boy..even if i am super duper kewt.' Bart thought, though he knew he was lying to himself. there was no way he wasn't coming over and getting babied like at least ONCE a week from now on! Sitting on a blanket on the floor he studied the baby toys Kon had gotten him, he was used to the toys of his time period and these were actually more fun to play with, though he kept nom'ing on some of the more brightly colored toys. "Remind me to get you a teeth ring before next time." Kon chuckled, patting Bart's head. "..That's a thing!? I want that!" Bart said excitedly. "You sit here like a good boy while I go and make you a ba-ba, I don't want you getting all dehydrated." Kon chuckled, clearly not shocked by Bart's response. "ok..but then a teething ring? Pleassssse?" Bart whined and tried the puppy dog eyes on his new semi daddy. "Not today buddy. at least not right now." Kon said. "Whyyyyyy?!" Bart whined and huffed "Because you'd have to go shopping in your little outfit and it's mid day. Didn't think you'd wanna make this public." Kon pointed out and a muffled fart escaped as Bart blushed. "Oh..yeah.. ehehehe..didn't think about that." he said sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head. "I thought that might be the case. Apple juice or milk?" Kon said, chuckling lots at just how silly Bart was. "Milk please. apple juice gives me the poops. trust me, you'll take me later." Bart said and giggled, blowing a raspberry. "heh, So what your saying is if I want a super little present maker.." Kon said and winked, but then disappeared into the kitchen. '..Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna regret telling him that?' Bart thought, but then had his attention drawn to a white and blue rattle with a teddy bear on the handle and started to shake it lots.

Kon had just finished making the ba-ba of milk, 3 percent, when a loud racket started to fill the apartment and he almost dropped the bottle, stumbling out and holding one hand to his left ear and the bottle in the other, he could see Bart had found the rattle and was playing with it..at super speed not aware of the racket he was making. Not only was it loud enough to hurt Kon's super hearing, but the windows were vibrating and were seconds away from shattering.. all the while Bart was just looking at his rattle and shaking it unaware of the damage he was doing. Coming over as fast as he could (he tried to yell and get Bart's attention but the noise was too much and Bart was off in his own little world) Kon got a hand over the rattle and stopped the noise. "hey! what cha do that for!" Bart huffed. "Buddy, you were shaking it at super speed and almost blew out my eardrums, as well as break my windows." Kon said. "What? No I.." and Bart stopped and looked around, a few picture frames were cracked and things had been knocked around the room. "oh..Oh...Um.. Sowwy?" Bart said, gulping and giving a weak smile. "...it's ok buddy. I didn't think about it when I gave you a toy like that. why don't I get rid of any noise makers while you drink up." Kon said. he could see how bad Bart felt about it, but just like a parent with a real baby or toddler, he knew Bart hadn't known any better and like he had said, it was his own fault for leaving the toy there. Getting rid of anything that made noise when it was shook Kon turned around to see Bart drinking his bottle, but with a few tears coming down his cheeks. "Bart..it's Ok buddy. I'm NOT mad at you." Kon said, coming over and scooping up the big baby who tugged his ba-ba out of his mouth. "I just..I was having fun and didn't..Please let me come back for more baby time!" Bart sniffled. "Bart of course you can. I'll just have to be careful about toys I get you from now on." Kon said and kissed the whimpering big babies forehead, Taking a seat on the couch and taking the bottle from Bart and starting to feed him himself. "Besides..now we know what to do next time some Parademons attack, get you two rattles then dive for cover." Kon teased getting a giggle out of the big baby. Before the bottle was half drained two things started to happened, the first being Bart's eye lids started to droop and he was clearly falling asleep in Kon's big strong arms. the second and less adorable for anyone with a super sense of smell was Bart started to poot up a storm. 'can't say i'm shocked, known he had to go for awhile now.' Kon thought and just put up with the smell. he'd put up with worse stinks on the farm between the animals and changing Lon's diapers so it wasn't like Bart could be any worse right? with his eyelids shut tight and Kon pulling the ba-ba from the big babies mouth, moving the sleeping boy up to burp him, Kon got his answer. Between the massive budgle that was rapidly forming in the back of Bart's diapers with a series of gross sounding farts and the stink penetrating the whole apartment.. Bart was much, much worse. '...being a daddy isn't all fun and games.' Kon thought, wrinkling his nose. Still he made no move to get up and change Bart, worried about waking the little guy up. 'but I'll be damned if I'm gonna like a little..ok..BIG stinky diaper stop this!'

The end

[stealingyourbones]

I have a really upsetting fic idea. ALSO TW for Suicide Attempt (but it's not actually a suicide but the Young Just Us and Batfam don't know that) sooooo, if you uhm don't feel up to checking on this, you can just ignore it!!!!!!!! Please!

After saving Bruce from the timestream, Tim is slowly becoming distant from the Batfamily. They notice, but no one had the courage (except Alfred because he's just awesome like that) to reach out, using having to deal with other things first as an excuse. Besides, Tim looked fine. He even said that he was hanging out with someone in his civilian life, and he looked hapoy about it.

Kon tries to reach out, even Bart tries to have a conversation with Tim. Cassie invites Tim on outings. Tim was... not behaving weirdly, but he was making death jokes more often. They thought it was Jason's influence. But the death jokes also become a bit more worrying, a bit more gorey. They tell him so, asking if he's doing okay, if he needs to talk to someone. Tim smiles at them and hugs them, telling them hoe thankful he was to have them and that he's never been happier. Of course, that causes alarm bells to ring in their minds.

Kon tries to tell Dick about this. He was brushed off. He tried to tell Steph. She said she'll check up on him regularly but also says that Tim was fine. Kon even tries to reach out to Jason. JASON! And HE seems to be the only one concerned! Jason says he'll talk to Tim, and talk to Alfred because Jason isn't as emotionally equipped for all this but he does want the Little Bird to be okay.

And then, one day, Kon hears Tim's heartbeat stop. He flies out of the Kents' house while sobbing, a small resignation in his chest but also denial because he knew, HE KNEW, that with how Tim was behaving, there was a chance that Tim might... Might...

He goes to Tim's Nest near Crime Alley, but he couldn't find him there. He goes to Tim's other safehouses, goes to high places, explores alleys, but he couldn't find Tim anywhere.

As long as there wasn't a body, Kon wasn't going to lose hope that Tim might be alive.

So, finally, he gives up, calls for Bart and Cassie for help, and then goes to the Wayne Manor to talk to Alfred. The old butler invited Kon in, and Kon began telling him everything thatvwas going on, his fears of Tim being dead, and his hope that Tim might still be alive. That maybe he was in some place where his super hearing couldn't hear through, or his supervision couldn't see.

Batman and Robin (Kon was a bit bitter for Tim), enters the kitchen, and Alfred relays everything Kon has told him.

No expression was on Damian's face, but Bruce absolutely crumples.

"He's not dead," said Bruce, clenching his fists and stomping away, probably to the batcave. "He couldn't be!"

But the Batcomputer couldn't track Tim's vitals.

But it did track where he had last been. Tim was at the top of Wayne Tower, standing at the very ledge. Bruce tried to look for video feeds. And when he found some, he began raging and cursing the security guards most likely sleeping on the job. Tim would never drug someone to his benefit. Lies and deception? Yes. And, he had always been sneaky.

Bruce played the video, and he could see and watch Tim... Talking? He was talking to himself, but the video feed was too grainy. Bruce knows that the security cameras were state of the art, always constantly upgraded to make sure he would get quality videos to look through. Did Tim know this? Why didn't the security guards report this?

But Bruce didn't have time to think of other things anymore, because Tim was falling.

"No..."

Tim didn't look scared, he looked excited for some reason, even through the grainy quality. He was laughing, he didn't have any gear on him, he was nearing the ground.

And the video feed cuts there, turning black. Alfred was in the background, walking up to Bruce's chair with a hand on his chest, having just finished a call with various batfamily members to check on the scene while he and Bruce and the young Kon watched Tim dive off the roof.

Bruce was searching for more feeds, but it was just the same. Oracle says that everything in WE during that time of Tim's fall turned off. But that's not what Bruce wanted to know. He couldn't bring his hands to see the next part after the blackout. He couldn't move his shaking hands to press play after the blackout.

"Bruce," Kon spoke softly. "I didn't see any blood around WE. This was minutes after I couldn't hear his heartbeat."

"B," Dick's voice echoed throughout the cave. "There's nothing here. I can't find Tim anywhere."

Where could Tim have gone?

a few months ago, days after returning from the time stream...

There was this interesting guy, you see. He was looking around with a Camera in his hand, taking pictures of Gotham's buildings/architecture.

Except, he was taking the pictures... Wrong. "How can you expect to take good pictures like that?" asked Tim, because he's an asshole like that.

The guy turns to him, raising a brow. Then, he chuckled holding the camera out. "How do you take them, then?"

Tim took the camera, made a grand show of how to position himself, how to adjust the lenses, and then took a picture of the man who might be a bit younger than him from how youthful he looked, which was accentuated from the orange sunset behind him shining like a halo behind his head, the gotham architectures looking like arches welcoming the man into the city, gargoyle statues paused in their roars, cars lined up in a solemn procession, and people faced towards Danny almost in an excited bow. Tim didn't know how he managed to capture such good timing for all this, but this has to be one of his best captures yet.

He hands the camera back proudly, and the man whistles appreciatively. "You're right, you do have the right to insult me, oh great photographer."

Tim blushes. "Can you send me a copy of that picture?" he asks instead of retorting. Then, he opens his wallet to bring out his business card, writing at the back with the pen he brought out to write one of his active emails (and phone number).

"I'm Tim, by the way," he said.

The man took the card, chuckling when he found Tim's initials for his last name. "Timothy Jackson D.W.?"

Tim shrugged. This man doesn't seem to know him, and he's not gonna change that.

"Well, D.W.," said the man, holding a hand out, "I'm Daniel William F."

Tim raised a brow. "Shall I call you First D.W.?"

"Please, call me Danny."

Tim smirked. "Only if you call me, Tim."

Danny smirked back. "Nah. Last D.W. kinda fits you."

"It's a mouthful, moreso than Timothy."

"It drives you crazy, I think it's worth it."

It all felt surreal. He was bantering easily with a... Well, he wasn't a stranger anymore. But, it felt nice.

More banters and conversations ended up with Tim inviting him for coffee, and then the two of them having a caffeine drinking contest (much to the horror of many staff and patrons), and then to Tim asking when Danny was free, landing another outing together, and they meet, and then there's another outing, and another, and another, and...

Tim had never felt so happy. So calm. So peaceful. Danny felt the same.

And then, Danny said, "I have a secret I want to share... I mean, since we're far away from what makes this dangerous, I just thought that I should come clean with you before I ask if we could... Y'know... Take this relationship to the next level?"

Tim trusts Danny. So, he readies himself to listen. And he listens to Danny's story.

He lives in a whole other dimension, where he fights ghosts on a daily basis as a ghost himself. That he came visiting other dimensions as a way to cope and escape his life in the other world sometimes. He has a family and friends, he's scared of his parents but he loves them, he went through various heartbreaks, but still managed to push through.

"If you want to run away, you can," he said.

But Tim hugs him, hugs him and kisses him. Danny kisses back.

"I love you," he said.

They kiss some more.

But you see...

When Danny said that he wanted to go bring Tim to meet his sister, Tim, in his sleep-deprived mind that makes the most horrible and dumbest choices known to man, blurted out that he wanted to sky dive from the roof of WE, and then fall into the portal and into Danny's bed. It sounded great, it sounded fun. Danny was all for it, as long as Danny is holding on to Tim while they fell. But keeping up invisibilIty while also trying to keep a portal open sucks so much power, so, Tim tells him not to bother with Tim. This was such a horrible idea, Danny made sure to keep up the ghostly interference with the cameras. He'll make sure to return Tim by morning, and he really cannot have people noticing Tim about to fall to his death.

Danny's aura lulls some people still within WE to sleep. And then, they jump.

The portal shuts all electricity off in WE, which awakens a whole bunch of people, but not fast enough to see a portal momentarily open and close.

Danny and Tim were laughing as they land on Danny's bed. It was still day time in Danny's world, so he and Tim naps for a little while.

Then, when Tim is more rested and more rational, they meet Jazz.

But it's when he's drinking coffee does Tim's eyes snap open.

"KON HAS SUPERHEARING!"

"Who?"

And that's how Danny found out Tim's secret identity.

[The portal caused WE to lose electricity because Danny was using a whole bunch of energy trying to keep Tim alive, trying to protect Tim from turning liminal, half-ghost, and whatever else could happen from being even slightly affected by the ghost zone]

Danny didn't have enough energy to return Tim, so now Tim was inwardly panicking what will happen once he returns.

But then, Dani suggests to just let Tim be liminal, that way Tim doesn't need to explain. He can just say that he couldn't remember, and his heartbeat won't even be telling them anything because it'll be slowed.

Tim could see the logic-not-logic of it. Except, he feels bad--nope, no he doesn't. The less people knows about other worlds, the better. Bruce just got back, Tim has added some stress towards him for being an idiot and doing that stunt, and he might as well just...

"Will it hurt?"

"Well, since you're being infected, it's like catching a stomach bug. So, you'll probably be miserably out of it for a week or two."

A day before Danny and Tim heads back, Tim gets the authentic experience of eating the Fenton's infected by ectoplasm food. Usually, you'd avoid it. But, well, Tim needed to do this no matter hoe much Danny says that he literally didn't need to do that, oh ancients, babe.

But, Danny's friends are liminal, Jazz is liminal, the Fenton parents are liminal eithout even knowing it.

Tim wants this.

And Tim eats.

It's only when Danny has laid Tim in his bed does Tim finally starts feeling the effects. His body starts sweating, and his head starts feeling foggy. His stomach wasn't aching, but it felt really numb.

Danny, invisible, shushes quietly into Tim's ear. And then disappears when Tim's door opens.

"TIM! Oh god, ALFRED! TIM'S HERE!"

Bruce? Why does Bruce sound like that?

They bring Tim into the medbay, taking blood samples to check if he's really Tim.

And he is.

But then they see something in his blood.

"It's... similar to the Lazarus..."

Tim will take the knowledge about this to his grave... Afterlife... When he fades...

Because Jason will definitely kill him for being stupid. Tim was feeling stupid.

And he was crying.

"It's okay, Tim..."

He doesn't deserve that kind voice. Tim feels like a fake. He shouldn't have done that. He shouldn't have.

Because he's only going to get worse from here. Jason and Damian would be able to tell how Tim's body was dying, or better yet, getting closer with death.

But Tim won't be dying once the transition is done.

He'll be liminal. He'll be in the middle.

And he was so stupid about it, and none of his family members will know about it and--

"You don't have to tell them about my world, Tim," said Danny. "I'll tell them that I had you swallow some of this... Lazarus water or whatever."

"I did it willingly," whispered Tim, knowing that Damian could hear him either way, evem if he couldn't hear Danny. "I willingly ate it. It's not your fault. Let me own up to it..."

Damian thinks Tim was talking to him.

He relays the message to the others.

Aaaaaaand I'm now out of ideas of what else could happen. I just wanted some Tim Drake whump-not-whump. What Tim did was not cool, not his best ideas, and was probably out of character, and if someone could do this better (more heartwrenching and angsty), PLEASE. DO IT. I just want the Batfam and Tim to suffer.

I-

Anon this is a masterpiece holy shit. Like truly and genuinely this is incredible.

I can’t add anything onto this cause I know if I start writing I simply won’t stop and my carpal tunnel will not vibe with that.

If anyone else wants to add onto this I beg of you to do so because the angst potential is just so positively delicious.

[planetwaynez]

A headcanon that's been surrounding my mind lately is the headcanon that the YJ core four has a band. Like they have a band with their civilians identity.

Cassie and Kon created civilians identity just for this band.

Note that I understand shit about music but I have thoughts and opinions

Kon-El plays the electric guitar, you can't change my mind on this. He uses a leather jacket that is totally different from his leather jacket as Superboy. AND HE USES GLASSES like Clark on stage, is pretty hot bc he looks like a idiotic nerd. He's also one of the vocals. Kon is really good at playing the guitar, he always seems super chill when playing and knows how to play actually super difficult and professional guitar arrangements. His voice is naturally deep but when he sings his voice is a baritone and sometimes it leans into a tenor, depending on his technique. But is very rare to happen, he likes his baritone voice too much, it complements Cassie's perfectly.

Tim plays the bass bc my boy can't sing for his life so he is very happy to just play his bass in the corner. Uses his hair tied all the time but sometimes the hair tie snaps and he has his hair all over his face. Everyone is shocked that one of the Wayne's is in a band and that he actually is good at playing the bass. Damian is the one that instructed Tim on how to play the bass in a more difficult and professional way.

Cassie is, in fact, the vocalist. She can totally rock the drums but she is such a great singer that would be a crime to not have her upfront singing. She has a beautiful mezzo soprano voice, and Cassie really enjoys going for a technic that can make her voice more deep. She thinks it's sexy but she CAN and WILL hit really high notes if necessary. Has a lot of stage presence and everyone is mesmerized by her. Often steals the scene, she is very eye-catching.

And Bart is on the drums. Boy is so full of energy that he has to be playing the drums. And he is GOOD at it. Gives his life when he is playing and never misses a beat and is always in synchrony with the bass. He breaks a lot of drumsticks in the begging but now he knows how to not break them anymore. Also Tim designed a special type of drumsticks for him that are unbreakable. He looks super cute when playing, his hair is everywhere and sometimes people wander how he plays if he's not seeing the drums. Well my boy is vibrating in the same frequency as the drums, his body is also in synchrony with how he plays. Definitely feels the rhythm of the music bc of his powers.

They are a very famous local band. Like they are in Uni and everyone on the campus and around that area knows them but the moment that they realize that the bassist is Tim Drake-Wayne they go viral famous. It's actually super funny bc they don't want the fame, they just wanted to play and have fun but hey since we are here might as well make money out of it, right?

But even being know they have really private lives thanks to Bruce's influence. Lois definitely threatened some sensionalist journalists around the USA bc she is not letting anyone talk shit about Kon-El and the Kent's.

Their band name is a inside joke about some mission that they had that went downhill. Like, I don't know, Poised Flower (bc they ran into Poison Ivy and and they got poisoned by flowers without realizing what was happening).

After they get bored they disbanded and made it seems it was all a big scandal and they definitely had a lot of fun with the caos that they installed in the world with the vague reasons of why they disbanded. But the YJ is still thriving and Wonder Girl and Superboy constantly get things like "you look so much a like with Cassie/Kon from Poised Flower!" They pretend they don't know whom these people are but once it's just the four of them they are laughing their assess off.

After the disband they kept being a band but only for themselves. The often get together to play and sing just the four of them. Sometimes other people from the hero community likes to watch them. Their Number one fans is definitely Dick, before and after the disband. Once Nightwing was caught singing one of their songs on patrol.

[radioactive-earthshine]

is2g finding a konbart shipper is like unicorn hunting please tell me you have hcs or fics bc i'm starved for bartkontent

I'm starved too bee. I only have headcanons atm because I work 40 hour weeks and even doing my Tumblr posts at times are exhausting. Here are some Konbart headcanons. Many are AU dependent (obviously) and a lot were generated with @fire-fira who is my fiance who I forced to ship them too. Here's a few. 1.) Bart was the one to ask Kon out. He asked him out in a treehouse he made on impulse. 2.) They play "extreme hide and seek" where they pick an entire state for which to play in. They have to rely on their select powers and patience to find the other (and in Kon's case listening for Bart's heart.) 3.) Bart cheats at this. He will actively keep an eye on Kon and move to an area he had already checked. 4.) Kon caught him at it and shamed him on social media for being the one who cheated at fucking hide and seek. 5.) Kon uses his TTK as compression for Bart when he needs it to help derail and soothe overstimulation. 6.) Bart loves to go flying with Kon, and he loves it when Kon drops him so he can free-fall. He always knows he will catch him. 7.) Bart always knows when Kon needs help and is confused why their hero community never notices when Kon is literally drowning. 8.) They both like retro super nintendo games over more modern games. 9.) They both were officially adopted around the same time. 10.) They bond over their own awkwardness in not having a real childhood and general mistrust over being in labs. 11.) They're both pansexual and they bond over mutual bird watching and it's not weird to them. 12.) Bart's pronouns are he/him they/them. Kon was the first to know. 13.) Interlac has no pronouns so Bart was at first very confused by them but after learning about them settled that he preferred he/they. 14.) They really will spend all night texting each other and Max has taken Bart's phone away on numerous situations. 15.) Their first official meeting was an unofficial date (canon divergence from how their canon meeting occurred) and they both felt silly when they realized it. 16.) They both made out with Tim before getting together on separate occasions and both considered dating him but wanted to wait for Tim to ask first. Tim never did and it didn't go anywhere. 17.) Bart hates sushi but will go to sushi restaurants for Kon because its his favorite food. 18.) One of Kon's main social issues he addresses constantly on his social media is homelessness. Both he and Bart will remove homeless spikes at any opportunity. The League has talked to them about this. 19.) Kon's favorite animal is a sea turtle. 20.) Bart is actually a little scared of horses. 21.) Kon taught Bart how to swim in Hawaii. 22.) Bart plays songs for Kon on his guitar when Kon feels. 23.) Bart calls Kon his "sunshine". Kon does not know that's what his mother calls him, Bart hopes he won't find out. 24.) When they sleep over at Ma and Pa Kent's they refuse to let them share a bed while in the house, this is not due to homophobia but they wouldn't even let Clark share his bed with friends. Kon and Bart get around this by sleeping on an old hide-a-bed in the loft of their barn. And one more very very very sad one... 25.) Bart throws his whole heart into their relationship and cherishes every second because he doesn't really have confidence that when he eventually dies he will get to the same heaven Kon will because of the Speedforce.

[pluckyredhead]

Character Profile: Match

No one asked for this one, but I’m doing it because a) I want to, b) dude only has, like, 40 in-continuity appearances so it’s easy, and c) I might be writing fic about him in the near future and I want to prime the pump. So!

Match is a clone of Conner Kent/Kon-El, the 90s Superboy, and first appeared in Kon’s solo book. Basically, Kon was created by shady geneticists at Cadmus Labs, who cloned Superman without his knowledge or consent. After this was discovered, the shady people were ousted, whereupon they formed a new shady lab, The Agenda, and cloned their clone to create Match. He may or may not have a bellybutton.

Match has been designed to be sold as a super soldier, and is thus stronger and more durable than Kon, as well as programmed with more extensive knowledge than Kon had when he first came out of the test tube. Kon’s less troubled by that than by the fact that they’re treating a person like he’s property, but Match is unbothered:

Kon, being a very good and sweet boy, tries to get Match to see that a) he’s as human as anyone else and b) they’re basically brothers, but Match isn’t having it. They fight, the bad guys’ base explodes, and Match refuses to let Kon save him, leading to his presumed death in a nuclear explosion.

Of course, he’s not actually dead...

Match next appears in Young Justice during the “Sins of Youth” event, where it’s revealed that he took Kon’s place on the team several issues prior and no one noticed. (No one comments on the fact that he’s supposed to be dead, but I guess they’re all used to living in a comic book universe by now.)

Omg these BABIES. They were so little!

You can see that Match has a much more relaxed, colloquial way of speaking than he did the last time we saw him. This is the beginning of a trend: every time Match shows up in a new book, he has a completely different personality than the last time. Before, he was a compliant and robotic; now he’s a sassy enforcer.

(It’s later revealed that Match used a hologram to disguise himself as Kon, which is hilarious because, sweetie, you could have just dyed your hair. Either way, the black hair is here to stay.)

Match continues to not do very much through the remained of Superboy and Young Justice - the Agenda kills Kon’s first love, Tana Moon, during “Sins of Youth,” but Match has already bailed by then and isn’t really complicit, and he shows up during the “Joker’s Last Laugh” event as a Jokerized version of himself, but the whole team thinks he’s just Kon playing a particularly unfunny prank and ignores him until he goes away. (This is the start of his crush on Cassie, though.)

He next shows up in the 2000s Teen Titans run as part of the Titans East, a team of evil Titan counterparts brought together by Slade, and as promised, he’s completely different than both of his previous iterations:

Yeah, he’s a bizarro now, which annoys me so much. Bizarros are created via a specific process! Any clone of a Kryptonian is not automatically a bizarro! If that were true, Kon would be a bizarro! UGH. Geoff Johns, grow an imagination, please.

Anyway yeah, Match is in a bunch of issues of Teen Titans but he doesn’t do anything except be a bizarro and be in love with Cassie, because her entire existence has been reduced to being an object of desire. I hate this series so much.

However, I do enjoy that it put Match on the same team as Bart’s evil clone, Inertia, because I ship the crap out of them.

The Titans East are eventually defeated, and because Match is too powerful to leave running around free, his body is taken over by Joey Wilson, a.k.a. Jericho, a.k.a. Deathstroke’s son who can possess people and keeps going back and forth between being good and evil. This is actually super fucked up under any circumstances, and I like to believe that Kon, who argued so firmly for Match’s personhood and freedom when they met, wouldn’t have been okay with it if he had been alive at the time. But the Titans are fine with it, I guess?

A little bit later, Match attacks the Titans (the grownup ones, not the Teens), while a panicked Joey explains that he can’t control him anymore:

Everyone looking real unfortunate here.

It’s eventually revealed that Jericho is playing them: he’s the one in control, and Match is the terrified prisoner. Because yeah, that’s what possession is! Ugh this is so dumb. I’m not saying that Match is a nice person or anything, but human rights are still human rights, Titans.

Jericho leaves Match’s body and causes havoc, Match is basically forgotten, and the next time we see him, um. He’s been killed by Superboy-Prime and his DNA has been harvested to create three more evil Kon clones, all of whom are promptly killed by Damian and Rose, because it’s not murder if they’re a clone...? AGAIN, I THINK KON WOULD RAISE SOME OBJECTIONS HERE. I mean, he’s there and he doesn’t. But he should!

This is pretty much how things were left with Match by the time the New 52 kicked off a month or so later. Kon is a completely different character with a completely different backstory, so there’s no Match...

...until this year, when he turned up on the Suicide Squad, of all places, with - you guessed it - a completely different personality!

That’s a bit of a spoiler (sorry), because when the series begins, the reader is meant to believe that this is the real Superboy:

He certainly believes himself to be the real deal, even though he has almost complete amnesia regarding his past life and how he ended up in kryptonite shackles. (It’s established that he has the same bomb in his head to control him that the rest of the Squad does, presumably laced with kryptonite I guess?)

“Superboy” is fully the boy scout you’d expect him to be: he defies orders to save lives, pulls his teammates back from unnecessary cruelty, and when they’re sent to kidnap a rookie Teen Titan named Bolt, he helps her escape instead. But he becomes increasingly concerned by his amnesia, and by the fact that a teammate with psychic powers, Nocturna (another character who is completely different every time she shows up), says there’s something very wrong with his mind. During a particularly stressful mission to Earth-3, he starts to “fracture,” and an alarmed Waller tells the team to get him back to base now for his “medicine.”

But then the real Superboy shows up:

Yeah, Kon heard about the whole Teen Titans kidnapping attempt and shows up to figure out what the hell is going on, since he knows he’s definitely not on the Suicide Squad. Match, distressed by this revelation, breaks down even further:

Meanwhile, the Squad finds a massive cloning facility full of yet more Superboy clones. Turns out Waller picked up where the Agenda left off, and the “medicine” she’s been giving Match keeps him looking and speaking more like Kon, but also fucks with his memory. Match refuses another dose when it’s offered to him.

Kon, who recognizes Match from the previous continuity (Infinite Frontier is a mindfuck, just roll with it), gently reminds Match of who the Agenda is and promises that he and the League will help Match and ensure that Waller faces justice. But just then, one of Waller’s failsafes kicks in, and the Squad is teleported to another dimension against their will.

MATCH JUST WANTS TO BE GOOD!!! KON IS TRYING SO HARD TO BE A GOOD BROTHER!!! I’M CRYING!!!

Since this issue, Match has remained on the Suicide Squad, since he can’t really leave, what with the bomb in his head and all. He's been taking a variation on the serum that allows him to think clearly and retain his memories, but leaves him looking like a bizarro. He and most of his teammates are secretly trying to figure out a way to escape the Squad, and he and Nocturna have begun a romantic relationship, which is a little weird for me since a couple continuities ago she was Jason Todd’s adoptive mother, but oh well.

I’ve liked Match since his original incarnation, but this version is my favorite. I didn’t like turning him into a bizarro, but this adds so much nuance and pathos to him. It’s also more in keeping with the original Bizarro, who generally means well even as he’s causing chaos. I also love that we’ve returned to a version of Kon who genuinely cares about his clone, and shows such grace and compassion to him (honestly, more than Clark showed Kon, which might be part of why Kon tries so hard with Match). And just think how excited Jon will be to get yet another new big brother!

I’m given to understand that there is a Match on the Young Justice cartoon. I know nothing about him. But look at the Tiny Titans version!!!

I lied, this version is my favorite.

Like I said, I ship Match very hard with Inertia, and I have fic planned with them, but so far all I can give you is a cameo in Say It Just One Time. HOWEVER, @irolltwenties​ has written them here and here and you should absolutely read both fics immediately.

Next up: Inertia, obviously!

[ms-starflower]

Maribat Rare Pairs — Day 4 — Caught in the rain

@maribat-october-rarepairs

What is the ship name for Bart x Marinette?? Bartinette? Bartnette?? MariBart?? Mart?? (I don't like this one)

I'm calling them Bartinette.

Also, TimKon if you blink. It's really only in subtext, but still.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

As a rule, Marinette didn’t make long car trips after the sun was down. There was something that always bothered her about long and almost empty highways. Not that she was scared, of course not. It was just more convenient to do the trip by daylight. And safer, too.

But Tim and Kon’s christmas party was tonight and she had been needed at the New York’s headquarters until 5pm. By that time the sun was already down and she could only take the road or miss the party. Tim would kill her if she missed the party.

She would have used Kaalki’s Miraculous, but Tikki had looked at her with that disapproving expression when she had brought the idea, and she had relented.

At least, Bart had also business in NY and proposed to carpool with her, so she was not alone. Even if she had to spend two hours confined in a car with him, fighting down her blush as he joked and laughed. His laugh was very, very pretty and it was taking all of Marinette control to keep

An hour in and she was starting to regret their close proximity. She hadn’t been able to say anything to him, not trusting herself to not stutter like her middle school self in front of Adrien, but he didn’t seem to notice, filling the silence alone. Telling her embarrassing stories about all the people they knew, and some she didn’t.

That’s when the rain started.

Marinette hated to drive under the rain.

And Bart was just here, beside her. Being all pretty, and funny, and cute, and laughing, and she couldn’t focus. And that was making driving under the rain even more difficult.

They were just out of the city limits when her car started to make really, really worrying sounds.

“Oh no, oh no, oh no,” she muttered with panic when the car slowed down.

“Something wrong?” Bart asked her with a cute little tilt of the head.

“Ah, um. Yes?” She said slowly, parking the car on the side of the road and putting on her warnings.

“I don’t have any signal,” he told her, waving his phone at her. “Do you?”

I— Um,” she muttered, taking out her phone to look. “No, I don’t.”

“Well, I think we are going to be late to the party,” he said with an attempted smile, not a very successful one. “Tim is not going to be happy.”

She hummed her agreement, avoiding his eyes. Now that she wasn’t driving anymore, it was way more difficult to ignore his presence this close to her. Why did she accept to this torture, again? Oh, yes. Because he asked her with his blinding smile, and that ‘yes’ had been out of her mouth before she even registered his proposition.

“So, wanna go to Tim and Kon’s place on foot?” He asked, looking out the window. She actually blinked in surprise, looking out. The rain was still pouring.

“Ah, uhm— I— Uh, not really, actually,” she stammered out, still avoiding his gaze. “I don’t think it’s a good idea.”

“Oh,” he mumbled, she saw his shoulder dropping in disappointment from the corner of her eyes. “Right. Do you have another idea?”

She didn’t, no. Chewing nervously her lip, she looked back at the backseat with the rearview mirror, Tikki was still sleeping but, then again, transforming in Ladybug wasn’t going to help her. Maybe she could use her yoyo to—

Her brain froze suddenly when she felt Bart’s hand on her arm.

“Hey, it’s fine, don’t worry. We can just wait a bit for the rain to stop,” he told her with a comforting smile. Marinette looked up at him, feeling the sudden need to kiss him.

“Yeah!” She exclaimed, looking around for an escape. She needed to get some distance before she did something stupid. “I’m going to try to get a signal!”

She opened her door, making Bart jerk back in surprise, before trying to get out but was stopped by her security belt. Cursing, she got it off and got out, slamming the door behind her. Only then realising that she was being drenched by the rain, and that her phone was still inside the car. Taking a deep breath, she turned back and opened the door.

“I, um, just need that,” she muttered, grabbing her phone without looking at Bart, and slamming the door again.

She walked to her trunk, deciding that now that she was out, she could place that warning triangle thing you were supposed to place when something like that happened.

She was just putting it in place when Bart got out of the car, her coat in his hand. Marinette hadn’t even noticed she wasn’t wearing it. She took it with a muttered ‘thanks’, looking somewhere around his chin.

“Did I say something to hurt you?” He asked suddenly, more serious than she ever heard him outside of the field. “Maybe I did something to offend you?”

“What?!” She exclaimed, looking up at him in surprise, not sure she heard him right above the sound of the rain. "Non! No, of course not! Why—”

“I don’t know!” He said, shrugging his arms and shoulders. “I’m just trying to understand why you don’t like me! I’m sorry if—”

“Wait, you think I don’t like you?!” She asked, so astonished she forgot about her nerves.

“You don’t,” he told her with a frown. “You don’t talk to me outside of mission, and if you do you don’t look me in the eyes. I see you with Tim or Kon or Cassie or anyone, really. You laugh with them, and you are friendly and relaxed but as soon as I come near you, you shut down.”

“And— And you think it’s because I don’t like you?” She asked with a disbelieving tone.

“Why else?” He said, passing a hand through his wet hair. “Look, I don’t know what I did but I really hope you can push past it because I think you’re great! You are funny, and strong, and cute— Not that that has anything to do with it! I’m just saying, I’m sorry for whatever I did—”

She didn’t know why she did it, but Marinette suddenly grabbed his face and kissed him. It took her less than a second to register what she was doing and letting go, taking a step back.

“Oh mon dieu, I’m so, so sorry! I—” she stopped, putting both hands on her mouth.

“You kissed me,” Bart said slowly, blinking at her.

“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! It’s just— You said— But it was— And then— You’re wrong,” she said suddenly, looking down at her hands. “You didn’t say anything to hurt or offend me. The problem isn’t that I don’t like you, the problem is that I like like you.”

“You like me, like me,” he said slowly, and Marinette didn’t want to see the expression on his face. “As in, ‘you would go on a date with me’ like me?”

“Um, yeah. That’s— That’s sum it up,” she said, playing nervously with her hands. “And I never was my best self with my crushes so I— I figured that if we don’t interact much, you wouldn’t hate me?”

“And it never occured to you that I could like you back?” Bart asked, something akin to amusement and relief in his tone.

“What?!” She asked, looking back up at him. Bart took a step toward her, his hand coming up to put a wet strand of her hair behind her ear before cupping her jaw.

“You’re beautiful, badass, funny, when you don’t talk to me, at least,” he added with a small, his eyes searching for something in hers. “There is nothing in you not to like, and I was heartbroken that you seemed to not like me that way. But you do.”

“I— Um, yeah. Yeah, I do,” she said softly as his face came closer to hers. She looked down at his lips. “Can I kiss you again?”

“Yes, please,” he told her with a chuckle.

And she did. It wasn’t fireworks or butterflies in her chest, but it was just as good, if not better. It felt right and warm. Like coming home.

They stayed there for a while, ignoring the rain and the world around them, losing themselves into each other.

“Oh my god, Bart,” Marinette said, jerking her head back. “You’re a speedster.”

“What?” He said, blinking the daze out of his head.

“Bart,” she repeated with realisation. “You’re a speedster!”

“Uh, yes? That’s not news?” He told her with confusion. “You’ve known that for almost two years?”

“Oh my god, Bart,” she said again, starting to feel stupid. “When you asked to go on foot, were you planning to use your vitesse?”

“Well, yes? But you—” He paused, looking down at her with a grin creeping on his face. “Mari, did you forget about my vitesse?”

“Oh mon dieu,” she muttered, hiding her face in his chest.

“You thought I planned to make you walk all the way there without super vitesse under this rain?” He asked, laughter seeping in his tone.

“Shut up,” she muttered halfheartedly, hitting him with her fist.

“That explains why you said no, at least,” he said when his laughter finally calmed down. “So, now that you remember my powers, wanna get out of here? We can call a tow truck from Kon’s place.”

“Oh please, yes!” She said, looking up at him. She smiled stupidly when he gave her a peck on the lips. “Let me just grab my stuff and Tikki.”

[woahajimes]

So I have this little headcanon (well,,,, not really a headcanon but more of a nice-to-think-about headcanon because it would never happen but it’s- like the title- nice to think about so im sharing it here) in which they’re all going to the beach in this sorta mini-van that bruce rented. And take in mind that this is the wayne family, but at the same time most people that wear a bat on their chest,,,, so they had to whack some things up.

BUT ANYWAYS, it was Bruce’s dumbass idea to buy a van and call it a road-trip, and honestly? no one was ready. That usually happens with big families, even with one that has most kids over 18. And how everyone was on board with the idea doesn’t matter because this is my headcanon and they are all now squished in a minivan and there are bags in the back and towels in the seats and there’s a cooler on top because it didn’t fit. 

and just for reference the van was like SMALL. it was sort of like the school buses but way smaller, so they’re like buses in which there are three seats in front, driver, and then like two others (the middle one doesn’t really count because that’s where you put waterbottles and stuff). There’s a sort of space in the back, where you usually put the backpacks (these are like elementary school buses and every single kid has those backpacks with wheels and it’s a pain in the ass-) and then there is another set of four seats (that’s more like a sofa but no armrest- god please have patience there is literally not a single image on google im trying to be specific- and those are facing the back of the bus (so the backrest (?) is facing the place with the bags).

THEN we have another seat that’s close to this one but facing the opposite way but it’s only THREE seats so there’s a space for the next row of three seats and then there’s the back one that’s four again.

In conclusion, you can fit 18-ish people, driver counted. 

and continuing with my story, it’s Bruce driving, Alfred as shotgun, a water-bottle or two in the middle, the bags in their respective places... and then... 

disaster. 

Babs is the only one sitting in the four-seat closer to the bags, harper is in the three-seat, Dick is there as well. 

and then there’s the rest. Steph, Cass, Duke, Jason, Tim, Damian, they’re all screaming in the back and they’re throwing towels around and there’s an “OW! THAT WAS MY HAIR YOU DICKHEAD!” and a “THAT’S MINE!” and so many other things because. the back of the bus, it’s cURSED. And Bruce is just driving with a strained smile because he wants so badly to turn around and throw a waterbottle at each of their heads to get them to shut up (of course, it wouldn’t work because not even god can calm down the back of the bus)

Tim and Jason somehow get into this argument of how tim ‘has no friends’ and Tim shoots back that in fact he DOES, that he’s calling them right this instant. And bruce doesn’t even have a chance to yell at them, because now there’s a speedster and a cloned kryptonian right beside the moving minivan and Bruce is lowkey freaking out because none of them (the ones in the van and the ones out) are wearing their superhero costumes, and then Tim is just with his hands pressed on the window and he’s like practically banging the glass and waving and they can’t hear him but he’s like “HEY! HEY HYE HEY YOU GUYS MADE IT!!!” and then dick is just telling them to cut it out and slow down because you know, identities, and Steph is like HOLY SHIT THEY DID MAKE IT and Damian is just sitting upside down with his legs in the backrest off the seat and Duke is in the same position, making fun of Damian because his feet don’t reach. 

Kon and Bart seem to get the hint because they slow down, but not before bart has literally jumped towards the MOVING VAN and vibrated through (i’m like 99% sure he is able to do that so-) and then he literally landed on Tim (tim actually softened his fall, because Tim’s back literally made a ~crack~ sound by hitting somebody’s knee) and stood up real quick and then started waving and laughing at kon, who was now running normal-speed beside the van. 

And then bruce went FASTER and kon was like WHAT THE HECK OLD MAN and he can’t use his powers so he’s literally running behind the van and bart is laughing his ass off and then tim is like “BRUCE STOP THE VAN!” and then Bart is already calling cassie and telling her what happened and you can hear cassie laughing from over the phone and then Tim is just yelling at bruce in the background. Bruce eventually DOES stop, and Tim opens the door for him and Kon crawls in and Bart’s still laughing, and he’s practically leaning onto Dick and Harper, and they’re squished together and bart’s just laughing on the phone while Kon sits on the really far end of the opposite seat (practically on the door) so he’s the furthest from babs as possible because he’s actually terrified of her. Tim is just sorta awkward because he now realizes that he was a bit TOO excited to see kon, and then the back of the bus/van is staring at them and like what the hell and then Tim goes “who doesn’t have friends, huh?”, and Jason goes ‘pfft’ and he calls roy but he’s spending time with lian; he calls artemis and she goes, “but wasn’t this a family trip? what do you need me for?”, SO jaosn calls bizarro and then he barely answers the phone when bizarro goes “RED HER SAID NO. BYE” so Jason slumps and it’s quiet for a second when steph goes “is that GUM IN MY HAIR”. And then jason laughs and its chaos all over again. (i might make a ‘things that were heard from the back of the road trip bus post bc i have so many ideas oh my god)

and then they are at the beach, the bus barely stops and there’s a few bags thrown out the window, and people yelling at Kon to open the door, and Kon not being able to work under pressure so tim opens it and everyone’s pushing each other and Steph has an uneven strand of hair, because Damian went to ‘extreme measures’ and cut it so now steph’s hair is uneven and they were going to keep cutting it “to make it even” but then Alfred was like “you’re all going to clean the van afterwards so think carefully” and then nobody did anything and there’s literally a ziploc bag with steph’s strand of hair (damian didn’t even cut to where the gum was, he cut even FURTHER but yes, the gum is in the bag). 

As I was saying, they get out of the van, and the bags are out and Bruce has NO IDEA what to do. none. It’s alfred that rents a tent and then Damian’s chasing duke into a random restaurant’s changeroom and showers and then cass is dragging harper that’s dragging steph that’s dragging jason and tim is getting the bags with Kon and bart and bart realizes that he doesn’t  have a swimsuit and then he stops walking and Kon seems to realize too and it’s like OH MAN and they can’t run back (because no powers, rule set by bruce when two super-powered bros came in the bus) and They’ recarrying the bags to this tent (do you guys know what im talking about? i feel like we’re imagining completely different things- it’s this but much more people and there’s a bunch of people selling stuff like sunglasses and doign hair, piercings, tattoos even - for the tattoos thing it’s just promo for an actual shop they don’t tattoo you in the actual beach - ) and It’s literally Kon, tim and bart carrying the bags (which they CAN carry between the three, it’s not like they packed up half the manor) and then a minute later or so Steph is sprinting towards Tim and she’s yelling something Tim can’t understand and then Steph points at her bag (that tim’s carrying) and she screams something like “SAND! HOT!” and then she’s like high-knee-ing/sprinting even faster and Cass is just walking barefoot in the sand, super calm, but she’s got Harper on her back. Damian and Duke are racing towards the shadow (because the sand is cooler there), and next thing you know Jason’s aready in the tent with a coconut. 

And if you haven’t thougth about how the Batfam would be in the beach then let me tell you, you don’t have enough spare time because i know for a FAT FACT that: 

It was Jason that insisted on Bruce buying sand toys (a whole bag, i swear)

Damian tried coconut water, didn’t like it all that much (altho he loves the inside- idk what it’s called but it’s edible i swear)

Bruce put on an excessive amount of sunscreen

Duke has swimming trunks with the robin logo just to piss damian off (also Damian has matching ones but with the batman one)

Steph, Cass and Harper rented a banana boat (here’s a picture) and they dragged Jason and Tim along, just to toss them off in the end 

Jason 1000% got stung by a jellyfish 

Bruce bought like seven friendship bracelets from this guy that made them because they looked deadass cool 

They played beach volleyball and let me tell you Damian can throw a really mean overhand serve (actually, i don’t think you THROW a serve, but like,,, serve one-)

dick got buried in the sand, courtesy of Jason

bart was pissy because he couldn’t go in the water, so he and Kon sprinted with normal speed (they both had water-proof anklets that sucked their powers, so it was REALLY  a no-powers vacation, courtesy of Bruce, again.)

the only ones in stock were neon, and they settled real quick so now theyre sprinting back and cardying a bag of keychains they thought looked rad as hell and now tim caught up to them and all three are practically skipping towards the water

,,,,they forgot to put sunscreen on.... all of them,,, they forgot....

tim made a sand castle

in teams of two (kon/bart, tim/cass, duke/harper, steph/jason, dick/damian) got on each other shoulders and basically spent five minutes trying to see who would be the last team standing, splashing water everywhere and stuff

first team to go down was Dick and damian, because steph pushed damian and by trying to keep himself on Dick's shoulders, damian accidentally poked dick's eye (sort of CLAWED in so you know what i mean).

second team to go down was steph and jason, because damian doesnt play fair and so he swam down and literally just scratched Jason's ankle, knowing damn well that the jellyfish sting was there. Jaosn shrieked and steph lost her balance. so much for vigilantes at night with stealth and talent, huh.

third team to go down was tim and bart because kon insisted on being on bart’s shoulders and that’s easy peasy because i mean, bart’s not WEAK, but he’s not TALL either and it’s not like Kon weighs a feather and they’re on the deeper side,,,,, you can imagine the rest

Now there’s two teams, and they call it a tie because otherwise someone’s gonna end up injured (altho tim likes to say that he and cass won)

There’s music playing in the background, with really vulgar lyrics that alfred disapproves of, but you know. It’s not his beach. 

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What’s ur favorite scene from YJ98?

I….have too many…and I reached the photo limit aaah.

1) the beginning scene where red tornado wakes up and assigns em the Freudian roles

2) the Halloween party scene,,,just the general way their friendship is still forming in the beginning

3) WHEN TIM UNMASKS FOR THEM AND HE LOOKS SO HAPPY😭

4) the whole binoculars thing is just so funny

5) cissiecassie. Nuff said

6) okay the entire baseball arc is my Absolute Favorite. I love when they make casts play baseball for no reason. Also Tim’s so funny like “what are they gonna do? Get scared of a kid in red and green tights?” Only for the aliens to immediately go “LOOK A KID IN RED AND GREEN TIGHTS LETS SURRENDER” fjfjfjdjjd

7) the entire campfire scene in the beginning issues but specifically the ending when everyone’s asleep except Kon and he’s lamenting about not being able to grow up and be left behind and quotes Peter Pan. I think about this scene daily, waaaah

8) the part where the supercycle goes crazy, the jokes were just so funnny idk

9) the iconic “SUPER OR NOT, I’LL DECK YOU IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP!”

10) the apokolips arc in general tbh but specifically the part where Cassie is scolding tf out of kon like yessss. Also her just showing hella good leadership skills in that arc chefs kiss chefs kisssssss

Also more but not shown cuz I ran out of photos:

11) Kon stopping cissie from killing a man and then later helping cassie try to calm cissie down. Then when Cassie’s mom enters Kon flies and carries cissie while plastered to the ceiling. I loveee cissie n kon a lot

12) the part where Bart tries to cheer kon up and it’s ends up w kon on top of Bart yelling HEY BART DO YOU WANT SUSHI you know the one

13) the part where red tornado points to Anita and is like who’s this did u do the necessary procedure for letting in new members or whatever and barts just like “nah we just let her in” and red tornado is like “of course u did 😑”

14) the yj squad got locked out of their own hideout and kon wants to break open the door bc he doesn’t wanna miss his Wendy show but Tim tells him not too bc the door is expensive lmao. And then Bart uses his powers to enter and call/annoy Tim while he tries to open the door from the inside. And in the background kons just like “let me in let me in let me in” until Tim is just like CAN U SHUT THE FUCK UP and they start fucking arguing about whether Wendy the werewolf stalker is a stupid show. Meanwhile cissie is getting her ass beat inside the headquarters. Kon breaks the door anyways. It’s so perfectly chaotic .

Okay I’ll stop now but OUGH, lots of scenes I like. It’s also very funny n chaotic all the time