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"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something
#batman#batfam#batblob#robin#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#cassandra cain#black bat#only the “legal” children today#fanart#my art#traditional art#only tagging because I need things to be tag correctly on my blogs or I will die#because this is barely art I made it in 10 mins before going to bed
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
#batman#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dc comics#icb i posted this w/o tags the first time#what is wrong w me#superman: where do you find these kids#bruce: they just show up tbh#especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up#anyone: so which one is really robin?#bruce: they are all really robin.#bruce: dick wanted to kill a man.#jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY.#tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me#stephanie also wanted to kill a man.#damian did kill a man. or two.#YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark
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I love the idea of all the robins kinda being clones of each other with just a few differences and a concussed Bruce not being able to tell who he’s squinting at so he just says generic statements and avoids saying any names
Bruce (sitting at the breakfast table): so… how’s the weather… dick?
Jason (grinning): you do know I’m gonna hold this against you for like, the next 2 months right
Bruce: (groans into his hands)
Bruce (walking into the living room): hey have you read through the files I gave you yesterday?
Dick: (confused cause he took a day off to surprise Bruce) ?
Bruce: so?
Dick: er… no?
Bruce: Dick?? What are you doing here?
Bruce (walks into the kitchen with a fresh concussion): Jason? I thought you were on a mission with the outlaws?
Tim: (frozen through mid fridge raid, having assumed they were past Bruce calling him Jason since yk. He’s a shit brickhouse now and Tim is, well, obviously not): uh?
Bruce: *turns around and leaves*
Bruce: Oh hey Cass, when did you arrive from Babs’?
Damian: (slowly turns around in the black hoodie he’s wearing) we’re not even the same gender
Bruce: (under his breath) yeah but the same height
#batman#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc robin#jason todd#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#cassandra cain#batgirl#orphan#red hood#Tim Drake#red Robin#damian wayne#Robin#Bruce Wayne is a good father#but a perpetually confused one#read that tag on a fic once and haven’t forgotten it since#honestly bruce is the embodiment of your mom calling all of your siblings’ names before yours while trying to call for you#the batkids never let him live it down#they actually start calling each other by different names just to confuse him further#he draws the line when he hears dick referring to Jason as Cassandra
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batkids game night. they’re playing fortnite
(click for full quality <3 also available as a print!)
#dc#my art#dc comics#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#batgirl#black bat#tim drake#red robin#batman#batfamily#dc fanart#batman fanart#batfam#steph & cass on one team winning#duke & dick r on the other. losing#also donna kory dinah clark appearances but i’m not gonna be annoying and tag them LOL
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in the batcave where i feel safe
#i love their old suits#and jason who looked the same 30 years#damian wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#robin#red hood#nightwing#red robin#batman#dc comics#weezer#cant believe i get to use that tag#my art#ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.
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HEHE NEW CHAPTER
tbh if they end up dancing im going to expect them to be goofy JKAKLSDFK but waltz drawing OBLIGATORY obv
have this little anya too
#sxf#spy x family#damianya#damian desmond#anya forger#sxf spoilers#spy x family spoilers#spy x family manga spoilers#sxf manga spoilers#sxf manga#spy x family manga#sxf chapter 95#sxf 95#spy x family 95#spy x family chapter 95#manga spoilers#is that all the spoiler tags JSDSDK#my art#THE CHAPTER WAS SUPER CUUTE I HAD A GOOD TIME READING#loooved the outfits#also the silly looking kiddos w their silly little hairdos JSDFKSD#this includes damian btw he looks v silly w his hair like that
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Red hood : if you don’t tell what I want to know I’ll put a bullet in your skull
Criminal: Go ahead kill me I ain’t scared to die!
Robin: we can glue a jar full of rats to your stomach and blow torch the end so they only way they can escape by eating your stomach and crawl in your guts
Criminal and red hood: what the fuck-
#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#dc robin#tim drake#Red Robin#damian wayne#batboys#batfam#idk how to tag this#robin
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jason “idealism sits in prison” todd
dick “chivalry fell on his sword” grayson
tim “innocence died screaming” drake
damian “i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door” wayne
do you see the vision
#batman#dc batman#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batsiblings#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#dc robin#hozier#lyrics#work for everything guys#somebody make an edit#and tag me#i’m begging you
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the retcon you asked for... ceo talia with damian at her side!
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I remember seeing someone say that Bruce wouldn't deny the Batman allegations. Like he will proudly tell everyone he is most definitely the Batman whenever he's asked, and it would actually do wonders with keeping the secret hidden.
Like it would be more suspicious than anything if billionaire playboy Brucie Wayne so adamantly denied any connection to the vigilante.
And yeah, so i was thinking what would his kids think about it? like they get asked during interviews and whatnot what they think about their dad being Batman.
I feel like Dick would just play along and say some shit like "if B is Batman, then I'm Nightwing" and get a look from the man
And Jason would take any opportunity to shit on B and say something along the lines of "B's Batman? I call bullshit. He's not even a man"
Tim would either:
a. pull up a 99 slided presentation about how Bruce Wayne is, in fact, NOT Batman and be internally laughing the whole time cause he is funny, and people just dont know what they're talking about.
Or b. (only when he's been up for a few days) confirm it and go "Well yes, of course he is. It'd be weird if he wasn't since the cave's under the house."
Cassandra would just smile and stare into the person's soul until they move on onto the next question.
Steph would deny it and claim that she's Batman and that Bruce is her Robin. She'd probably also manage to convince a few people to join her.
Duke would be like "He's Batman? Ohhh that explains the explosives I found in the cellar!" or something else, just as worrying.
Damian would just nod and go into a full length speech about how Batman is the best superhero (after Nightwing of course) and completely disregard the question. And before anyone can re-ask, he'd just walk off.
#batfam incorrect quotes#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#idk what else to tag#dc comics#batman
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Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.
#I knew this fandom didn't like Duke but jesus christ#Clark motherfucking kent is in more batman fanfics than duke is#by almost 2x#i mean i know he's a newer character and hasn't been around that long comparatively but god#based this on the number of fics in their tag btw so don't try to accuse me of getting it wrong#batfam#batfamily#batman#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#timothy drake#red robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#orphan#black bat#batgirl#barbara gordon#duke thomas#the signal
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i redrew an old anim i did of some guys taking a post-patrol nap
dickie is gonna get in trouble for wearing boots on the antique chaise lounge. no one tell alfred
#dc comics#batfamily#dick grayson#damian wayne#nightwing#robin#batfam#batman#dc#don't tag as ship plz#i ran out of money for toonboom so i animated this in photoshop <3 worst mistake of my life#going to be looking into alternate FREE programs and see what happens#redraw#animation
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In-universe, the Waynes are probably described as "if the Kardashians were also the Addams family"
#dc#batman#batfam#bat family#bruce wayne#do I tag everyone#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#damian wayne#duke thomas#+ everyone else cuz I'm lazy
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The grounding pt 2 electric boogaloo aka sometimes the treasure is the bond between robins and their respective superboys we found along the way
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#birds on the bird app#go gonzo go!#batposting#damian wayne#tim drake#kon el#jon el#superboy#connor kent#timkon#please dont tag as damijon (nothing against it-- its just not the intention)#batfam#dc batman#dc robin#red robin#also the cat is my cat his name is foxtrot tell him hes pretty
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pov you just tried to express an opinion in a wayne party. youre a super
#i think keeping the sunglasses for alfred was relevant to the narrative#the only person having fun is jason cause he craves chaos#oh god the tags#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#duke thomas#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth#jason todd#dc comics#my art#ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.
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dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!
happy valentines day :D
#sxf#spy x family#damianya#damian desmond#anya forger#my art#i am sleepy rn im scheduling this ahead of time like several hours ahead JKSDFKLS#unrelated to sxf. the tags are my speaking place shush#was not expecting the toby fox newsletter to have so much for me to think about JKKLDFSS#good ole gaster sending us love letters (we don't KNOW it's gaster but like. typing pattern + him being the only character to be like)#(directly referring to the game as deltarune)#ALSO THE WEATHERMEN HAVE NAMES NOW ?!?!? AND ARE IN LOVE ???!?!#so happy for them fr#i didnt get the mettaton card but like just know. that is my essence. all those blingee-core sparkles. those picmix hearts. me#anyway YIPPEE WAHOO
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