#「 ( regulus. ) conversations with..

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders on a road trip:

Sirius driving at 90

James: slow down, mate

Sirius speeds up

Reg: slow down.

Sirius ignores him

Remus: Slow. Down.

Sirius immediately slows down to 50

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

james, the pining princess

R: what happened now?

P: don’t mind him, he’s pining. the cat is for emotional support

J: i’ve tried EVERYTHING

R: please don’t-

J: the charming grin, the messy hair, the jumper that “accidentally” lifts up when i raise my arms and shows just enough skin-

S: okay, STOP.

J: i like him so much

S: i know and i support you, mate, but he’s still my brother, so keep it family friendly? please?

J: mhm :(

i have so many ideas with reggie the cat too bad i can only draw cats as indefinite blobs of fur with two eyes and a tail

(which, admittedly, is a pretty accurate representation…anyways so-)

(also new chapter of but she’s a cheerleader! out)

[not-rab]

[waxingrunes]

Jegulussy

Regulus: What.

James: What?

Regulus: You’re doing it again.

James: What’s that?

Regulus: Staring.

[terymlxyrstdus]

james: i honestly think regulus might like me

remus: yeah…not likely

james: but we even talk sometimes

remus: so do we and he certainly doesn’t like me that way

james: but he even calls me by special nickname potter

remus: that’s your surname

[moonydoodlez]

*Regulus just existing*

James: I wanna throw money at him

Sirius: Die

Remus: ...

[pearlynia]

James: Communication is key

Regulus: well then I lost the key

Barty, Evan and Sirius losing it in the back

[mentallyadinonugget]

“but james potter was a bully””he bullied snape!!!” ok? someone had to do it.

🙄

~Here’s a list of good and shitty things Snape did canonically:

Bad:

•Snape was a blood supremacist who called lily a slur.

•invented a curse for enemies (marauders)

I don’t think a good person would make up a curse which mutilates someone terribly. That too, during his time in Hogwarts.

•oh yeah later on he became a death eater 😋 (the main goal of the death eaters wasto eliminate all muggle-borns in the wizarding world and establish voldemort as its ruler)(magical nazis basically).

Plus when voldy was going to kill lily, Snape was like yk what you can kill the husband and the INFANT just don’t hurt my lily flower teehee like okay james bullied him so him not caring about james made sense but harry was a child bro

•BULLIED CHILDREN DURING HIS TIME AS A PROFESSOR????? he was literally neville’s bogart ffs and not because “some teachers are just scary okay Neville was afraid of almost everything!!!” but because Snape bullied neville on a daily basis plus threatened to kill his pet after a failed potion thingy. plus he made fun hermione’s physical appearance (when draco made her teeth all big and Snape was like hah it’s the same there’s no difference) and he bullied for BEING GOOD AT ACADEMICS LIKE 😭😭😭???? He bullied almost everyone in Hogwarts I just know it.

•sectumsempra’d George’s year off.

•tried to out Remus Lupin as a werewolf for NO reason other than his childish misdemeanour.

Good:

•called Sirius and Remus an old married couple.

•saves Katie bell from a cursed necklace

•saves draco malfoy from a terrible curse that could’ve killed him by the counter charm “vulnera saneteur”

can someone guess which curse Snape saved draco from??? You’re right! It was sectumsempra!

•switched sides or smth

~Here’s a list of good and shitty things james did canonically:

Bad:

•called Snape snivellus (was funny ngl)

•bully snape

Good:

•turned into an illegal animagus at the age of 15 so his werewolf friend (Remus) has company during his transformations.

•took sirius black in after he ran away from an abusive hoursehold.

•SAVED FUCKING SNAPE FROM REMUS IN HIS WEREWOLF FORM AFTER SIRIUS SENT HIM THERE.

JAMES SAVED SNAPE.

•literally died trying to stall Voldemort so Lily and Harry have some time to escape or just live in general.

So my point is canon james was a bit of an asshole but he still did way more good deeds than Snape even though Snape was in all the seven books like one of the good things he did was literally the consequences of his own actions (healing draco).

All of this is canon btw. NONE of it is fanon.

sincerely keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth he did what should have been done.

cutie

[marauders-quotes-bymyfriends]

The emeralds casually chatting about something incredibly unhinged

my friends had this conversation at lunch and I just-

Dorcas: *pretending to hold out a microphone* so do you take the 16 STDs or double it and give it to the next person?

Pandora: I take the 16 STDs!

Evan: nooo, I wanted 32 STDs....

Barty: *waggling his eyebrows suggestively* I'll give you 32 STDs-

Regulus: *hits barty over the head with his school bag*

[roselookingatthemoon]

Lily and Regulus are learning together in the Great Hall and Remus excitingly runs up to them:

Remus: Guess what?

Lily: You can finally ride a broom properly?

Remus: No.

Regulus: You got the potions homework right for once?

Remus: ...no.

Lily: Do we get a hint?

Remus: Something I talked about recently.

Lily: Did something happen with Professor Ferox?

Remus: Lily!

Regulus: You made a move on my brother?

Remus: Guys, who do you think I am?

Lily: A hormonal teenager who falls for every other guy.

Remus: ...

Regulus: So what is it?

Remus *puts a book down*: My new book arrived...

[carrythispictureforluck]

[Reg has horrible period pain and is hiding under a desk in the library]

Remus: What's up with you?

Regulus: Currently wondering if stabbing myself would alleviate this pain

Remus: Probably, but it will cause new pain

Remus: So like

Remus: Win some, lose some *hands over chocolate*

Regulus: Stab me in the abdomen and let me bleed out please

Remus: I've had a bad enough week as it is Reg, let's not add your death to it. Eat the chocolate.

[adharastarlight]

Pandora: you're such a grinch

Regulus: no.

James: aw come on reggie, you are

Regulus: no, the grinch was weak. He gave into christmas. I hope his heart growing three times killed him.

James and Pandora:

[themightynyunyi]

He steals clothes and hearts.

[redconverseismypersonality]

Barty: So! Anyone wanna say something to get the drinking on the roll?

Regulus: *nursing a fully-filled shot glass* He looked at me as if we could be something more.

Barty: great start! *downs 2 glasses at once*

Barty: Ev, u alrig—?!

Evan: *chugging thing the entire bottle* yea im good it's not like youre the reason im rawdogging this shit

[crimsonlovebartylus]

regulus on midnight July 5th: only 118 days for the best holiday, we should start decorating.

barty: babe it was literally 4th of july a minute ago-..

regulus: decorate or no sex.

barty: ON IT.

[not-rab]

part eight of Music and Memories, a Marauders band AU

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