#Asexual pandora

[lionmythflower]

Evan, lily, Pete and pandora are asexual

[fall-95]

If they got kidnapped:

Regulus/Dorcas: brutally murders kidnappers

Barty: accidentally joins kidnappers and is now so confused

Evan: poisons kidnappers

Pandora: either reformed the kidnappers or drove them insane

[moonyswarmsweaters]

“who plans to marry in the next 10 years?” Minnie asked

2 students lift their hands

“Who plans to never get married?”

Almost all hands are lifted

“Can someone tell me why?” Minnie asked, now confused

Only one hand left standing

“Yes, Sirius?”

“It’s Illegal”

[bigmack2go]

Why do disabled people, fat people, authistic ppl and nonbinary always get hc’ed as asexual?

Dgmw have your headcannons, some of them i have too but it’s like all of them are fanon ace? Like i love the representation but is it really representiom if it’s just a concstant stereotype thats e v e r y w h e r e? And mostly no one else gets hc’ed as aro/ace it too! Like do you think just because i’m authistic and disabled and nonbinary i’m ow so innocent and i can’t have sex??? What??

[not-rab]

what if after you endure a large amount of cruciatus curses, your hair starts to lose its colour

that’s why even though pandora and evan are identical twins, pandora’s hair is dirty blonde, whereas evan’s is a platinum blond

[michael-the-candybar]

my evan rosier headcanons because I rarely see any.

• that man has the most tired eyes stare (think ryan from The Office but amplify it by 5x)

• because they’re twins to me, if pandora is a seer than evan has something similar. but to him it comes as nightmares for lack of better words.

• i saw someone say that his gay awakening was ironically, barty’s dad, and as much as i hate him, it’s too funny to not think about. especially thinking about how mortified barty would be if he found out.

• he wouldve been seen as the “weird, shy and quiet kid” in hogwarts, especially in his younger years. barty, regululs, pandora, and dorcas are the only ones who know backwards that is.

• he had a pet tarantula that was probably named something stupid like fuzzy. (he never named it and barty got sick of it not having a name)

• evan sleeps in 2 ways. 1: he’s sprawled out across the bed, blankets are thrown everywhere and you can’t tell what limb is coming from where. or 2: he sleeps pin straight on his back when barty sleeps with him.

• he loves to climb (dont come at me because of crimson rivers i know😭) but no honestly when ever he needs to be alone or is just bored, you’ll always find him up in a tree at an impossible height or random ledges around the school.

• i just wanted to add that that one scene in TBOSBAS where tigress tells coriolanus that he looks just like his father, was very much pandora to evan for me.

• he has a bad habit of biting his nails, so when it gets to the point where his nail beds start hurting, barty will paint his nails so he stops chewing until the paint chips off.

• abandonment issues but pushes everyone he loves away.

• he often will just shut down at random points in the day. when things get too overwhelming, he just isn’t all there. to anyone else, it looks like nothings changed when this happens but barty and pandora are the only ones who have caught on. he keeps conversation very minimal, or not talking at all, blinks maybe once a half hour, it if happens during meal times he just wont eat, avoids the great hall all together.

• scared of clowns. dont ask why, he just is.

• first time he tried to have sex with anyone, he immediately threw up after just making out with them.

let me know if you want to hear more! or want to see other characters

[dreamer0903]

My personal opinion on

✨️ The Marauders and their sexualities✨️

James = Pansexual, he just loves people

Sirius = Gay, no question about it

Remus = Gay (sorry, I can't think of him as Bi)

Peter = Asexual and bisexual, like...he doesn't really think about relationships or those things, but sometimes he wants a relationship, and when he does, he is like "Yeah I don't care if it's a boy or a girl"

Mary = Bisexual, she prefers women, but she is down to whatever

Marlene = Lesbian, this girl hates men

Lily = Bisexual, literally the Bi queen

Dorcas = Lesbian, this girl hates man more than her girlfriend

Regulus = Gay AND demisexual, he thought he was ace, but then he kinda started feeling... something (🙂) for James (I love reading Explicit Jegulus fics but at the same time I love Regulus as demi sooo)

Barty = Pansexual, he doesn't care, he is alright with everything, you just need to be hot

Evan = Bisexual but he prefers men, also maybe asexual (?) idk I see a lot of people hc him as ace and I'm 50/50 for this one

Pandora = Bi or lesbian, I can't decide, but maybe more lesbian, she is a girl's girl

Obviously, those are my opinions. Feel free to disagree with me without insulting me, maybe? hopefully?

Tomorrow, I'm gonna recommend more fics, so get ready, babes :))

[addsalwayssick]

Sirius and Regulus “slutty waists” black

james “slutty thighs” potter

remus “slutty hands” lupin

lily “slutty lips” evan’s

mary “slutty eyes” macdonald

marlene “slutty clothes” mckinnon

barty “slutty tongue” crouch

evan “slutty biceps” rosier

dorcas “slutty words” meadowes

pandora “slutty” rosier

peter “cute” pettigrew

[t1oui]

what if james gets into a fight with sirius bc he's done with being the mother hen of the group and he starts hanging out with pandora & the skittles and evan and barty introduce him to the concepts of being ace & genderqueer. what then

[nyxiolls]

Barty loved Evan. Barty loved Evan. Barty couldn't allow himself to love Evan, he couldn't live without Evan. He was too destructive. He was too impulsive, he was always getting in trouble, he needed Evan like oxygen. He loved Evan. He broke a guy's nose once for making fun of Evan. He got suspended for a week, Evan stopped going to school for a week to stay with him.

Barty spiralled sometimes, sometimes they'd argue and Barty felt like his world was collapsing on him. Barty hated it when Evan was mad at him, he didn't know how to function without Evan. Barty and Evan had a kind of soft, clingy and obsessive love. They need each other to exist, they love each other like it's the only thing they've ever known. Barty would do anything for Evan.

He couldn't get himself to tell Evan he loved him, he wanted him close. He didn't even know if Evan liked guys ; he was never the one to talk about it. He stayed friends with him, consuming him as much as he could, taking anything he could get from him. Eventually, it all became too much and he ran. He vanished, he left Evan hanging and wondering why, he never got an explanation.

He was scared of the things he felt for Evan. He was scared that he'd end up hurting and ruining Evan, after all, he always ruined what he touched.

Evan loved barty. He loved him like it was all he'd ever known. He was scared. He was scared that barty wouldn't love him anymore when he figured out that Evan wasn't natural, when he came to know that Evan didn't want sex like normal people did. He loved barty, but never enough to trust him fully. Evan loved barty like it was the easiest thing he'd ever done. He loved barty, that's why they stuck together. He knew barty hated arguing with him, that it made him spiral.

Evan loved barty, that's why he let Barty go when he left, hoping he'd come back. After all, to love is to set someone free.

Barty never returned. He never loved anyone else either, he wandered around. Searching for pieces of Evan in everything that he saw, He loved Evan, he hoped he could go back home to him, but after all these years, he was still scared of being close to him. He didn't understand his own head. Life hadn't felt good for him since he left Evan. He wandered around, lifeless, in an empty shell of a body, trying to figure out his own head.

Evan kept looking for barty. Everywhere he went, he'd hope he ran into him, or caught a glimpse of him really, he wasn't picky. He never loved anyone either. He tried relationships, really he did, but he never felt at home with any of them. He kept looking for barty, he didn't care if he'd have to spend an eternity doing it, he'd look for him. Even if he runs again, he'll let him go, and search for him.

Barty and Evan are each other's home.

ps. (Barty has bpd in this, and evan is asexual and it's the same in all of my works)

[redblvvd4]

I fear I've found all the marauders art so I'm just saving random art to my pinterest boards and pretending it's them

[monstersinthecosmos]

I'm unreasonably obsessed with this bit I found in one of the Pandora drafts at Tulane.

"Comb my hair."

He did as I told him.

[fall-95]

Rosekiller announcing they’re together

Pandora: *pulls Barty into a hug*

Pandora *whispers*: If you even think of hurting my brother in any way I will gouge off your gums with my earrings.

Pandora *pulls away*: I’m so happy for you two!!!🙂🙂🙂

Barty: *the most scared he has ever been*

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Marauders era as things me and my friends said- part 3

*see a straight couple making out*

Evan : Ew can they not?

Barty:Dude!

Evan: What?

Pandora: That’s rude

Evan: I’m not being a hater

Evan: just hetrophobic

Dorcas: Actually, Valid

Regulus: Like, they can do that but why push that in our faces?

Evan: So rude

*continues eating chips*

[biopsssihozz]

slytherin pantheon pride arts! they all ended up a bit different stylistically esp because ive been drawing them for like 20 days now

but thats okay because I LOVE MY BABIES VERY MUCH THEY ALL DESRVE SO MUCH LUV

[enbysiriusblack]

asexual icon marauders battle

submitted propaganda

sirius black:

“listen he's gay and ace he flirts with everyone he crosses paths with but he has no interest in sex etc he just wants to cuddle remus and be all lovey dovey with him”

“Sirius is very much asexual but he still goes around having sex because he’s convinced his only worth is being pretty which most of the times equals being desired (for him, being pretty = being desired sexually = being wanted and loved because his looks are the only thing people see usually)”

“he's ace he told me himself”

“It would annoy people who think you can be too attractive to be asexual. I think the concept of an ace person who has everyone lusting after them(respectfully not in a creepy way) to have a lot of potential for comedy.”

"this works for both sirius and lily ig but them both as ace icons and bonding over their asexuality idk i just love platonic sirius&lily"

pandora lovegood:

"She would just be an asexual icon”

“evan's the hyper sexual one, and she doesn't give it a second thought!! he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, and she's just a regular everyday chemistry freak 🤷‍♀️”

“idk she's kind of above all this human disgusting experience (but on the other hand she loves to listen to every sexual encounter of her friends and especially Barty, cause he always gives her every little detail) she's too pure to participate in such filth. respectfully <3”

“Pandora because she’s the matchmaker and she loves getting her friends to fall in love yet she never felt that way for anyone else and it’s so iconic for her to be Cupid yet never have a partner it’s just SO amazing, she’s such a queen.”