#Character Humor

[knebellindemann]

[bebx]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[jacocoon]

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

[hwang-inho-132]

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame

[phoenixradiant]

Post-Canon Maiph Being a Menace

**Group is having lunch at Cellic and Maiph's home because why not**

Magrom Karven: **Eating with his hands**

Maiph, offhandedly: "Magrom Karven, use a knife like a civilized human being. I've seen you pass in high society, I know you can do it."

Kar: **swallows** "That was my disguise, I thought I was supposed to be my true self these days."

Maiph: "Ria, no, I could imagine little worse. No, you're going to behave like the regal young man you're going to be."

Lutian: **Breaks into a teasing grin and punches Kar on the shoulder**

Also Lutian: **Licks her fingers**

Kar: "What about her? She's going to be queen one day-"

Farric: "Assuming you don't find yourself a lady one of these days."

Lycoris*: "Safe assumption."

Kar, dryly: "That being the case. Why doesn't she have to eat like a 'civilized person'?"

Maiph: "Because I enjoy mocking you by letting her do things you can't."

Cellic: **Nods as if to say "She does do that" while taking a huge bite and chewing with his mouth open**

Kar: "And him?"

Cellic: "Ha mu wa ha wa."

Maiph, fondly: "He does what he wants."

[artsfinalgirl]

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

[shyjusticewarrior]

[writingandwitching]

Imo in order to finish your writing project you need to be unhealthily obsessed with your characters to a point where you question your sanity

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny did no wrong in FNAF she was just silly

[illisius]

You called us 'Murder Husbands'. You did run off to Europe together.

Hannibal Memes 1/? ― HANNIBAL (2013―2015)

( what scene should i do next?? let me know in the comments )

[bebx]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

wishing I could freeze time so fanfic writers could write all of their slow-burn enemies to lovers and gay porn and fix-it fics and all of their WIPs and prompts without having to worry about life and other responsibilities

[jacocoon]

joker waiting for his batsy

[questions-about-blorbos]

reblog this with a terrible description of your Blorbo. go

[somewhereincairparavel]

"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here