#Our Shitpost

[viceandmature]

Celebrating King Mature and Shingo's birthdays over Margaret Thatcher's Deathday (April 8th)

[sleepyminty]

Timebomb-Jayvik dynamic is so funny bc we have:

Begrudgingly acknowledge each other despite that one time Ekko haggle the fuck out Jayce and Jayce accidentally polluted the underground

Two strikes and they started throwing slurs at each other

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I’d rather stay in and read fanfics on AO3 than do this thing called go outside and talk to people

[another-ruuka]

[bebx]

I don’t need therapy. I need my husband (archive of our own) to return from war (the server is currently down) and come home to his devoted wife (an ao3 user who was in the middle of reading a gay sex scene). it’s been almost two years (20 minutes) since he (ao3) has been taken from me

[the-overanalyst]

people pleasers at 25:00

[parisoonic]

You’ll get what you're given.

[sinnamonrollcat]

My fav jjk duo moment

[zibiscusloon]

I did not see a single cis person in that trailer

[the-redacted-box]

has anyone done this yet

[guardcanine]

babe they can’t stop you from babying and sexualizing that old man

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

....it is just barely possible i have finally found an ethical use for genAI: generating fake reports to bog down ICE/DEI tip lines and their ilk. is this anything?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“it must be heaven if a writer fell in love with you🥺” ma’am, the writer in question is an AO3 whump writer who puts their Blorbo through the worst imaginable kind of hell while making sure the sexual tension between them and their archenemy who’s putting them on a leash is off the charts before they both engage in a violent gay sex. are you sure you want writers to be in love with you?

[missjanedoeblog]

sometimes nepotism gives us gems like Taika Waititi dressed as a pirate calling his children urchins and giving them knives

and my personal favourite, Ty Tennant flirting with Michael Sheen in front of his dad

this is the nepotism I want to see more of.

[takemyteawithformaldehyde]

I think the fact that the magnus fandom subconsciously(?) decided to draw Gwen and Elias Bouchard like this should be studied