#Peter is dead

[irondad3000]

Peter snuck out and came back from the window to see Tony.

Tony: *almost killing Peter with a stare*

Peter: Do you hear sirens? They need me, gotta go.

Tony: petER BENJAMIN PARKER

Peter: *jumps out of the window*

Tony: *puts on an ironman suit and flies to get him*

[insects-in-every-hole]

Peter Is Dead, October 2021

[c1nnam00n]

how it feels trying to find a fanfic/imagine about a fandom that’s dead and dry

[doodlemcjazzhands]

[outromoony]

James: One of you will betray me tonight.

Sirius: Is it me, James?

James: No.

Remus: Is it me, James?

James: No, it's not you either.

Peter: Is it me, James?

James:

James, mockingly: iS iT mE jAmEs?

[del-stars]

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Regulus: This bloodline ends with me. James: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

[inkncla]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[de4thbycre4tion]

Sirius is an aggressive drunk (he'd love bar fights)

Peter is a giggly drunk (he'd film said bar fights)

Remus is a horny drunk (he'd find a bloody-nosed Sirius hot)

James just really wants to dance

[jamessluttythighs]

core - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 209

James was sitting on his bed, hands trembling. 

“Prongs, you look like you’re about to throw up, mate. Are you good?” Remus asked cautiously. He had a book balanced in one hand while the other was carding through Sirius’ hair. Sirius, who was lying in Remus’ lap, tentatively opened one eye to look at his best friend.

“Well erm it’s just …” James trailed off, not making eye contact. 

Concerned, Sirius propped himself next to Remus on the bed. “You know you can talk to us about anything, right?” Sirius said gently.

At this Peter shuffled closer to the edge of his bed, giving James an encouraging look. “You can do it, James,” giving him a small smile and nod.

James took a deep breath.

“Wellitsjustthatregulusandihavebeendatingforthepastmonthandmenottellingyouhasbeeneatingmealiveandicantdoitanymore,” James spilled out in one breath.

“What?” Sirius asked, perplexed.

“Regulus and I are dating,” James said slowly.

A smile spread across Sirius’ face and he leant dramatically against Remus. He threw his one hand against his forehead in mock surprise. “I am shook to my core. How will I ever recover from this brand new information?”

James looked up confused. “You knew?” 

“My dearest Prongsie boy, you can’t keep the love off your face when looking at Reggie for shit,” Sirius laughed.

[fiasco95]

Peter betraying James…but not like the way you think. Regulus and Sirius live together.

Regulus, greeting the Marauders on his way out: Remus. Peter. Potter.

James: Wha— Why am I still ‘Potter’ but Pete’s Peter???

Peter: Reg and I have bonded. We’ve shared a joint. Staple of friendship.

Peter, turning to Reg as he gets ready to leave: Actually, hey Regulus— if your date tonight doesn’t work out then wanna go on a date with me?

Regulus: Yeah, sure why not?

Peter, grinning at James: How about that Prongs? I’ve been friends with Regulus for 72 hours and I’ve secured a sure-why-not-date with him.

James: You—

Peter, with a menacing smile: And you who’s had a crush on him for who-knows how long….has accomplished what?

James, looking horrified: TRAITOR! I’VE BEEN BETRAYED!!!! TREASON—!

Peter, losing his absolute shit:

Bonus

Sirius, watching from the sitting room: Do I even want to know?

Remus: No. No you don’t, sweetheart.

[goformoony]

Lily: how could you have a mom of the group, you’re all crazy and get into trouble?

*The Marauders look at James*

James: I’m a cool Mom.

[lenn-um]

saw this image and immediately thought of the marauders so

a VERY hastily drawn picture of the lads. i think lily and marlene took this one.

[get-in-the-damn-car11]

Give me a fic where James,Sirius,Remus and Peter are in a band and James has a secret tiktok/Insta account where he posts ship edits of Sirius and Remus but one day he mixes up the accounts and posts an edit on his official account instead.

[icedcoffeebabyy]

I fear no fancast will ever match how sexy Sirius Black actually is.

[outromoony]

Families aren't always just a man and a woman.

Sometimes, a family is a group of three illegal animagus and their werewolf.