#peter is dead

[irondad3000]

Peter snuck out and came back from the window to see Tony.

Tony: *almost killing Peter with a stare*

Peter: Do you hear sirens? They need me, gotta go.

Tony: petER BENJAMIN PARKER

Peter: *jumps out of the window*

Tony: *puts on an ironman suit and flies to get him*

[insects-in-every-hole]

Peter Is Dead, October 2021

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[c1nnam00n]

how it feels trying to find a fanfic/imagine about a fandom that’s dead and dry

[marinlupin]

Lily: how could you have a mom of the group, you’re all crazy and get into trouble?

*The Marauders look at James*

James: I’m a cool Mom.

[plantsonplutoart]

April fools just passed and so I’m touching up inks for a lil marauders comic I made. I had to share a wip of my favorite panel. They’re so stupid <3

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

*at a party*

Peter: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

James: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Regulus walks in*

James: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Sirius: Please don't.

James: RULES ARE RULES!

[wolvesandshine]

Pettigrew is stronger than me cause if my animagus was a fucking rat while my friends were a stag, dog and wolf(kinda) respectively I would snap too especially if they called me wormtail

[moonyswarmsweaters]

[lupinsweater]

James: If you had to choose between Sirius and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Remus: That depends, how much money are we talking about? Sirius: Remus! James: 3 knuts and 1 sickle. Remus: …I’ll take the money. Sirius: REMUS!!!

[violentdevotion]

who's up horny and with grief in their heart

[chasingthestarss]

James Potter is a weak man! Not because he is actually weak but because he has no resistance to puppy dog eyes or crying or anything really.

Sirius asks James to pull a prank on the Slytherins and James says no he’s a little busy with quidditch and Sirius just tilts his head with a frown and James gives in EVERY time.

Peter invited James to play chess but James already has plans so Peter just nods and looks resigned to his fate and James cracks.

Regulus however, he is the worst. Because he cries. And he can full on sob to get James to do whatever he wants. He can’t resist Regulus with tears in his eyes much less with tears running down his cheeks.

James Potter is a weak man but he is completely fine with it

[lilyevansmywife]

Lily: so my sister bullied me and no one protected me

Regulus and Sirius: and we were abused by our parents

Remus: at the age of five I became a werewolf and I had no childhood

James: I really sorry guys ... but this morning I hit my little finger on the table! It was very painful!

[ecstarry]

James *back from dinner with Reg*: They have a body count of at least 3.

Remus: In a sex way or in a murder way?

Peter: And how did you learn that on the first date?

c: @akwardsilince

[miss-daisy-the-wildflower]

Friendly reminder that James never thought any of his bestfriends was the spy.

James never believed it when Mad-eye made comments about Sirius falling in with the wrong crowd just because of his family name.

James never believed it when Mary started suggesting Remus, the same Remus that used to cry when he'd hurt an animal during the full moon, he would never willing hurt any of them.

And James certainly never believed Dorcas when she wrote in her last letter that Peter was the spy. Peter was one of his longest closest friends, one of the only people left that he'd had since his childhood. Peter wouldn't do that to James, not after everything they'd been through....right?

[a-great-big-tragedy]

on Evan’s phone Barty is saved as pretty little princess.

That’s it, thank you