#Quiet Bat

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy Harper: Poison is actually a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

Cassandra Cain: This knife is a Magick wand.

John Constantine: Meet me in the Denny's parkin lot for a wizard duel.

Jason Todd: *Cocks gun* Magick missile.

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim

Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!

Dick: No offense Timmy.

Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!

Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-

Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!

Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...

Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt

Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim

Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close

Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*

Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass

Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Bruce: How was your class trip Damian?

Damian: It was quiet and productive Father.

Bruce: I’m glad to hear it. What was your favorite part?

Damian: I learned how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: …

Damian: …

Bruce: Explain please.

Damian: A boy Drake’s age taught me how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: How did he have that knowledge?

Damian: He claims his family has a dungeon full of medieval torture devices. I believe he may require further investigation.

[puppyeared]

Odd couple <3

[bigkickguy]

Limbus is interesting I keep thinking of how all of them live on the bus together? It must really suck hearing people so close to you be upset at night.

[leoleolovesdc]

When it comes to Cass and language I like to think that even though she eventually learned how to speak and write and has to use it on a daily basis that is obviously not her preferred method of communication. Cass only had to start grappling with the concept of verbal language at 17 and so she’d developed her own kind of communication, esp w the people she’s most comfortable with she’d use a mix of gestures, facial expressions, body language and simple words; things that she’s most used to and could use to express herself more freely.

Her friends and family having to deal with her being mostly non-verbal would also force them to get better at interpreting and using facial expressions and body language to express themselves, also making it easier for Cass to understand them back.

[kingzombear]

Hey gay people do u wanna see my demon x angel ocs

Their names are Lucy (demon) and Judy (angel)

They're ex childhood bffs (angst) in a monster girl punk band called Cherry Flavored Migraine. Lucy sings, Judy plays bass

They call each other Lulu and Juju and kick cryptid ass w magic and spiked bats

Also they're

YURI

[the-owl-tree]

So is Appledusk cheating worse than Mapleshade being a murder

please don’t put words in my mouth, i’m saying being a male character in warrior cats is worse than being a murderer

[totally-normal-about-batman]

not to be controversial but i think Dick Grayson, Nightwing, the first Robin, should always be portrayed with long shaggy hair that is shorter in the front and longer in the back, and hair that curls when its long enough to reach the nape of his neck and brush against his shoulders

[spider-man-2o99]

The prevailing belief of many ASTV viewers seems to be that Miguel O'Hara is an actual, literal vampire. Do you think this funny.

Nope! <3 it shows such a lack of willingness to do even Basic Research that would take maybe two seconds to look up that it makes me want to Kill. like. cmon. he has Fangs because he's half-spider...,,.,

They're hollow, and whenever he Bites People, it is specifically with the intent to POISON them with the VENOM from his FANGS-- he also Says That every time he does it, like he's an anime character, lol, and it means a lot to me. we don't know the exact makeup or potency of his venom, but we Do know that it's fast-acting, paralytic, and (apparently, thankfully) non-toxic, at least.

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

[nevesmose]

I think the best way to explain why I like the Night Lords is like this. There's an old joke where someone asks John Lennon at the height of Beatlemania if, since they're the world's most famous band, does that mean Ringo Starr is the best drummer in the world?

And John Lennon says, "Ringo Starr isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles."

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

On paper they're a legion of stealthy goth space vampires. Fantastic.

But trying to be stealthy and goth compared to the Raven Guard or space vampires at the same time as the Blood Angels is just unfortunate. Or, as Konrad says to the homemade meat-Emperor statue in his primarch book:

Imagine what I could have done had you given the same gifts to me? How much more perfect a monster I would have been had the shadows loved me as much as they loved Corax!

I know this is why some people dislike Konrad and the Quiet Bat People generally. Fair enough. But for me, the psychological damage from the insurmountable gap between what they think they are and what they actually are is one of their most entertainingly tragic aspects. Even an absolute chad like Sevatar can't seem to escape it.

Like it says in ADB's trilogy, they wanted to be heroes and look how that turned out.

[slavicafire]

time to find a mountain cave to run to and hide and listen to hozier's unreal unearth on loop for the rest of august. with the bats. thus saving you from witnessing my horrid rambling and nonsensical wailing about it. which the bats, thank the old gods, can't be arsed about

[nerosdayinanime]

sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

[moonscape]

i keep getting recommended that one pokemon rivals tournament and there's so many bad takes. people would really rather have canon misogynist brendan win over fat guy tierno. i see how it is. silent judgement.

[hopeful-bat]

Bitches who smoke weed b like: “What if they smoked weed”