Tim, suddenlly looking up: Oh My God
Dick: What? are you okay? What happened?
Tim: I just realized why Jason keeps making jokes about how he died
Jason: Yeah, because I died. It was a fairly big thing
Tim: No, it's because nothing else happened when you were Robin
Jason: What
Tim: Dick's the original Robin and the first sidekick, not to mention Discowing, so he has a lot to joke about-
Dick: Hey! Discowing was cool
Tim: No it was not. Neither was Ric without a k. Never be anything but Nightwing
Dick: Aw, you like it when I'm myself
Tim: No, I'm less tramatized when you're yourself. Anyway, Steph started a gang war, Demon Brat died and came back to life and is still Robin, Duke's not Robin but he started We Are Robin and jumped out of a police car before being a vigilante and I have my own things that we don't need to discus-
Dick: Saved the world in a intergalatic baseball game-
Jason: Hid the purchase of your own batmoblie in the batarang expenses-
Dick: Sunk around and took photos of vigilante at the age of 9-
Tim: THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS! Back to what I was saying, Jason's the boring robin
Jason: Rude-
Tim: You were the good robin, the little crazy shit you did like steal the tires off the batmobile were kinda overshadowed by the fact that you like Jane Austen and you been red hood is because you died so everything you've done since then still has to do with the one thing that happened to you as Robin
Dick: Oh My God. You said you were sticking to the same joke over and over again so it would have the same effect, but really you have nothing else to make jokes about
Tim: Exactly!
Jason: We really don't have to talk about this-
Tim: I need to go tell Steph immediately
Dick: I need to go tell everyone immediately
I'm retiring my Robin Wars poster, so here's a new one as requested by my insta followers lol. It's 2024, still drawing these boys in these old outfits haha YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Examples of Bruce’s “Dad Strength” as witnessed by various Robins throughout the years:
can and will bodily pick up any new Robin and bail as soon as gunfire starts on patrol
one time Bruce got out, physically ripped off a broken part of the Batmobile, and threw it in the backseat so he and Jason could keep chasing someone in the Narrows
ran home with Nightwing over his shoulder when he got shot
frequently lifts sewer grates/manhole covers like they weigh nothing
does push-ups with Robins on his back for a challenge
held onto the side of a building with just his fingers for ten minutes once when Steph’s grapple line broke and he had to help her back up
pulls hot dishes from the oven without mitts sometimes for Alfred (insists scar tissue on his hands means he can’t feel it, nobody fully believes him)
Damian swears he saw him kick a tree down once during training. A big tree.
Dick frequently catches him unscrewing screws in his prototypes with his bare fingers
Punches through walls????
can drink nothing but straight black coffee for several days before any signs of discomfort (this freaks out everyone but Tim)
idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
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Flash: batman… who is this?
Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*