#STARTS TO SCREAMING

[spaciebabie]

Excuse me while I write a small fic in your askbox. I am lowkey sick so forgive my grammar

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Maintenance was never easy, it wasn't due to lack of instruction and more due to a single dramatic bunny. He groaned and snapped his jaw at you whenever the day came. And you finally had it.

Grabbing the sides of his face, you pull it close to yours, ignoring the smell of rot for the moment. "Alright listen here-"

The animatronic is frozen while you go off on a tangent, venting all your frustrations out. But he is not at all listening. No, instead he stares deep into your eyes. He'd always admired them from a far and occasionally when he'd assist you with daily tasks. But you two had never been this close. He comes to the conclusion that he wouldn't mind drowning in them, even if that meant more scoldings from now on. He'd do anything to be this close again.

His mind takes note of every crinkle of the eye, every slight movement from here to there as you ragefully explained how this would go so much faster if he stopped moving, and how those pretty little things were only centered on him. You knew how much Springtrap relished in attention, any and all forms. Now was no different.

He must've chuckled since you ask, "What's so funny??"

As smooth as ever, he holds a hand to your cheek. His voice still raspy and tight from the years of being unused, along with an injury never quite healed correctly, he responds with a single word.

"Pretty."

And that's all it takes for you to forget your argument. At least for a few moments before you realize how you can use this to your advantage.

"....well. If you sit still you can look at them longer."

The suit creaks and clicks as he tilts his head to the side, considering. You hear a rumble in his chest and he taps your cheek with a finger. "Yes."

With that agreement, you settle closer to him, testing his movements while he stares deeply into your features.

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

[ririinies]

he just wants to hang out

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[thatmightyheart]

recently watched this fresh hot new anime called fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood for the first time and i absolutely loved it! also these two made me deeply unwell (positive)

[nibbelraz]

When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally

[shaniacsboogara]

liking dnd is so funny because yeah you play the actual game sometimes but mostly you just think about the game and watch other people play the game and slowly go insane thinking about how much you wish you could play the game and hoping that buying more shiny rocks will fix everything

[lotus-pear]

SKK YURIFICATION WHO CHEERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aliceramblez]

EXCUSE ME BUT LUBERTO TURNING CANON WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO CARD I LOVE THESE DORKS SO MUCH 😭💖😭💖

[feministteapot]

Found the funniest billboard I've ever seen in Milwaukee this weekend

Peta sucks but this is so funny

[latenightsundayblues]

Or however it is this is supposed to work

[vulpixelates]

i know it will never happen but i so desperately desire an origins-type playable backstory thing in all games but especially veilguard. i feel like it added so much depth to origins and made you feel instantly connected to your character in a way that gets lost in games like inquisition where you fill in the blanks as you go except for the bare basics. like, i do enjoy the freedom to willy nilly decide where a character was before the events of the story from a creative perspective, but the playable origins were just so good! especially when you go back to where your warden is from and can engage differently with the arcs there

[fuzziiwuzzii]

🥀 Farleigh + Oliver 🥀

They make me crazy

[that-stone-butch]

i am going to destroy 2024 with my bare hands. when i wake up on january first, 2024 is going to hear fucking boss music

[thermodynamic-comedian]

it really sometimes feels like i'm asking the aspec community "do you guys like actually respect aromantics?" and the answer everytime without fail is just "yeah!! we love aroaces!!"