#Slytherin quotes

[punktkachuk]

Draco: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Theodore: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Pansy: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Blaise: You guys are fucking terrifying.

[slytherin-dormitories]

[verydazedragon]

You shall die exquisitely.

—cyrano de bergerac

[agoddessoffandoms]

We’d apologise for being the best house, but we don’t want to.

[funsizepunkelf]

[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

[loz-tearsofahomo]

James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-

Evan: I'm sorry?

James: Well hes-

Evan: No I'm just sorry.

Barty: yeah mate praying for you

[moonytoastx]

Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

[theprongspotter]

First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?

First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.

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c: @akwardsilince

[punktkachuk]

Draco: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Theodore: Is that a picture of you?

Draco: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

[slytherin-dormitories]

[nixnight1]

Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's

Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!

Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!

Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(

Regulus: Who's Regulus?

Barty: I already can't tell who is who

Sirius: Take that stuff off

Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!

Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"

Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww

Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him

James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing

Sirius: No, it's not!

Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!

Sirius: I don't say that

James: Well that's all you say

Remus and Barty: Yeah

[rosemarilee]

Marauders raising Harry:

Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore

Sirius: this is tyranny

Remus: we have rights

James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old

Sirius: I would never-

Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie

Sirius: how do we know this charm is real

James: try it

Sirius: Fork- god ham it

Remus: here let me try

Remus: #%#*%#*%#

Sirius: HA

Lily: *groans*

Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF

[billi-mausi]

James: Regulus kissed me!

Sirius(excited): NO!

Peter: OH my god oh my god oh my god!

James(dreamy sighing): It was unbelievable.

Peter: Oh my god oh my god!

Remus: Okay alright! We wanna hear everything! Peter get the wine, James, does this end well or do we need tissues?

James: Oh it ended very well.

Peter(hurrying with the glasses): DON'T start without me! Don't start!

Sirius: Okay let's hear about the kiss!

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Meanwhile

Regulus: And then I kissed him.

Barty: Tongue?

Regulus: Yeah.

Dorcas: Cool.

Barty, Evan, Dorcas & Pandora (nodding and going back to their pizza):

[not-rab]

James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*: