#THOMA SO REAL FOR THIS !!!!!!

[baladric]

2023

1. RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT.

2. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GOOD.

3. WE ARE ALL GOING FORWARD. NONE OF US ARE GOING BACK.

[orbch]

logan sanders my baby daddy

[spellboundcities]

You haven't been having any sort of memory loss, have you?

[lesbianwillbond]

they should make a ghosts dating simulator it would be so fun. let me romance kitty.

[kayadrake123]

Intervention

Dick: Tim, something important has come to our attention.

Jason: Yeah, and we really need to speak to you about it.

Tim: What are you guys even talking about ?

Y/N: This is an intervention. You, Timothy Jackson Drake, are addicted to solving cases. It’s unhealthy.

Tim: No I’m not.

Jason: Yes the fuck you are.

Damian: You are addicted to solving cases the same way Y/N is addicted to flavoured air.

Y/N: wait, what-

Duke: Exactly, that’s why this is so serious. We don’t want you ending up like Y/N.

Y/N: Ending up like- hold on a second-

Jason: Do you see how many friends they have? Zero. We are the only friends they have.

Y/N: That’s not true I have friends. Look, I think we’re going off topic here. Tim, you need-

Dick: Who?

Y/N: …what?

Tim: Who are your friends? Name them.

Y/N: Well…there’s-

Tim: Don’t say me.

Y/N: Shit.

Damian: You see what can happen to you if you allow your addictions to take over your life? It makes you weak.

Jason, nodding his head: Like Y/N.

Tim: Shit, yeah I need to stop. I can’t be like Y/N.

Y/N: Okay stop. Is this what you all think of me? That I’m an addict?

Batboys: *nod their heads yes*

Duke: And that you’re weak.

Y/N: Okay fuck all of you bitches, I hope you fall out of a window. *walks away*

Tim: Love you!

[theartthatleavesthemark]

the plantation is not real it was never real thomas was always just dead the story represents our need for a convenient and civilized ending which both saves the characters we are invested in and effectively neutralizes them, forces them to conform to the societal system they sought to overthrow

[a-deck-of-cards]

real things said in the wayne manor - pt. 3 ( a normal morning in the wayne manor )

previous : pt. 2

[ 4.57 AM ]

Jason: *climbing into the kitchen of the Wayne Manor through the window*

Jason: Sup Tim, how’s the essay.

*open lights to Tim writing an essay with coffee in hand*

Tim: Working. How’s patrol.

Jason: Patrolling.

*opens cupboard to cass eating cereal in it*

Jason: Hi Cass.

Cass: *fist bump*

Dick: *bursts in* GOOOOD MORNING, how were your nights!

Tim: *covers ears* Too loud, Dick.

Damian: Alfred the Cat requires his daily nutrients.

Duke, who just wanted a snack: . . .

[warnadudenexttime]

New HC that Patton once tried to bond with Virgil by saying they should play a horror game together

And Virgil was legitimately kinda excited until

Patton booted up the game and it was Plants v. Zombies HEJAJSH

Patton: Now, I know this game is a little spooky! I couldn’t get past the night levels myself- but I’m sure together we can get through the whole game!

Virgil:

Virgil: Do- do you actually think this is a horror game?

Patton: Is it not?

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Jason aggressively searching through the Manor, grumbling profanities under his breath.

Jason: If y'all don't give it up, I guarantee what will happen next won't be pretty.

Damian: Tt. You disarranged the Legos I worked hard on, Todd.

Tim: Hey! I helped Dami with that last night.

Duke: What are you looking for, Jay? Maybe we can help.

Dick: Little Wing, what is it?

Jason: My Wonder Woman plushie! Where the fuck is it? I swear, if one of you tried to--

Duke: Haven't seen it.

Damian: If you weren't so careless and if you were smarter, Todd, it would be easier to find.

Tim: You still have that plushie? Didn't you have it since you were fifteen?

Dick: You're an adult now, Jay. No need to be mad about it.

Damian: Grow up, Todd.

Jason: What did you say?

Duke and Tim: Uh, oh.

Jason: Doesn't matter how old I am, that plushie is important to me!

Jason: And don't be a hypocrite, Dickhead, you still have that Superman stuffed toy in your apartment and you're nearing your thirties.

the rest of the younger brothers stare at Dick.

Dick: I--I lost it! I don't know where it went.

Bruce, on the other side of the room, laughing wickedly. he's the culprit for hiding his kids' plushies or stuffed toys that aren't Batman.

this man is nearing his fifties but he still gets grumpy when his kids don't own a merch of him.

[hey-its-sybarite]

1. Why is Donald Trump talking about Hannibal Lecter?

2. Why does Donald Trump think Hannibal Lecter is dead?

3. Is the fact that Donald Trump seems fond of Hannibal Lecter the most human thing about him?

Liking Hannibal Lecter is relatable. Thinking he’s dead kind of implies Trump believes he was once alive and therefore real. Which is unhinged.

The Lithuanian Count Hannibal “the cannibal” Lecter is the LEAST believable fictional character EVER. Glowing maroon eyes? Widows peak? RAREST form of polydactyly on his LEFT hand? Rich and cultured. Gifted artist, composer, musician, chef, surgeon, psychiatrist, MURDERER and polyglot? Does complex equations? Eats the rude? So perceptive he comes across as a mind reader? THAT GUY? Trump thinks THAT GUY was REAL??? Hannibal is so deliberately gothic main character he is inconceivable as a real person. I, for one, would like to cut to a live Thomas Harris reaction. Whatever the writer’s intention, it could never have been this.

[peeledstrawberry]

Ngl if people don't want their kids to be superheros, they shouldn't have given them names with alliteration, a last name that's also a first name, or a convenient pun

[edwards-exploit]

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!

[pathetichimbos]

thomas is just a big ass heater. it's unbearable in the summer but when the winter gets real cold there's nothing better than having the large man snore in your ear as he lays all of his weight on you

[babeypigeon]

da punk guys

[rosie-tyler]

A darker dream

That has no ending

That's so unreal

You believe that it's true!

A dance of death

Out of a mystery tale

The frightened princess

Doesn't know what to do!