#VARITI ARE BACK

[kieshartzishere]

HI!!!

I’m Kish! And you can call me Kish! Or don’t, none of my business!

Nice to meet you!

Some also call me Kiesh, but to save the confusion, call me Kiesha.

[lupeloto]

“just for you” ficlet

hi okay so i had an anon send in a hc about this situation and i loved it so much so i wrote a little ficlet about it! enjoy them being nasty (if u saw this yesterday no u didn’t, i changed some things hehe)

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“that’s bullshit and you know it,” ian grunts, yanking the front door open with a fury.

“the fuck it is!” mickey shouts back, stomping through the living room with exasperated mumbles, “need a beer.”

“great, just do me a favor and drink your three six-packs away from me,” ian spits, a flippancy in his voice that only mickey brings out in him.

mickey purses his lips, squints his eyes, and flips ian the middle finger before angrily taking a swig of his old style, “gladly.”

he heads over to the couch, outwardly faking indifference about the situation while quietly cursing himself for letting ian and himself get so worked up over practically nothing. he’s not even sure he can recall what started it in the first place.

he angrily tears his shoes off, popping them on the ground before laying back in the couch and flipping through the channels. he mindlessly stares for about an hour, drifting to sleep before hearing a knock on the door. he ignores it, spitefully waiting for ian to come clamoring down the stairs with mumbles of how lazy he is. he’s still pissed about earlier; ian having picked a fight out of seemingly nowhere just because he woke up crabby. the knock turns to a bang. mickey sighs, mumbling varities of fuck this, fuck that as he begrudgingly makes his way to the door with significantly pronounced stomps just loud enough in hopes that ian will hear.

he vigorously yanks the door open, prepared to spit a quick “can i fuckin’ help you?” before he catches sight of those dewy green eyes and goofy smile.

“the fuck?” mickey whispers before ian pulls his hand out from behind his back. he reveals a bouquet of wilted white roses that look as if they could talk, they would be begging to be put out of their misery.

“climbed out the window,” he flashes a bashful grin, “this is all they had at the store,” he gives a sad smile towards the roses and then back up to his husband.

“i’m sorry,” he says sincerely, a tinge of shame plaguing his voice as those green eyes go soft. “go to dinner with me?”

mickey takes in the sight, his heart doing backflips in his chest, “jesus christ,” he stares down with a wide grin.

“those flowers look like shit.” he says plainly. ian gives him a shrug, clearly fighting a smile.

“‘m sorry too,” mickey steps aside as ian meets him in the doorway.

“you’re a sappy asshole, ya know that?”

“just for you,” ian smirks, abandoning the flowers and grabbing mickey by the waist to meet their lips. he pulls back, bringing his freckled hands up to cup mickey’s jaw. he runs his thumb along mickey’s cheek, tracing his nose and under his eyes. mickey blinks slowly, leaning into the touch as his eyes flutter shut.

“wow,” ian whispers as he scans his husband’s face, getting lost in soft blue eyes and dusting of light freckles across porcelain skin.

mickey leans in, devouring ian with a hunger before ian pulls away and slows the movement. “dinner after?” he huffs through slow kisses down mickey’s neck.

mickey’s head leans back, “dinner after,” he says through hiccuped breaths. they take their time up the stairs, giggling between kisses as they stumble all over the place; door wide open and wilted white rose petals scattered across the floor.

[whereserpentswalk]

There is a cryptid in your house. You got warnings about this type of thing when you moved into this neighborhood, but your girlfriend wanted to live somewhere where you could have a single family home but that's still close to the subway lines, and this was your best option that you could afford.

You start seeing the cryptid in the boiler room and basement, but it's brash enough to go into your kitchen when it wants to. It's horrifying, with razor sharp teeth, glowing red eyes, claws of rusted silver, and a shape just human enough and just animal enough to be recognized as both and neither to your mind. You think it sleeps in the communal driveway out back, it makes you thankful your house isn't big enough to have a backyard to see it out there.

When you first saw it you thought you would die. But it stays away from you. It's scared of you of anything. East Coast cryptids are used to urbanized humans, they've adapted to be afraid of them most of the time, especially here in the city. It's only in here because it wants the food in your kitchen, it spends more time in your walls then it even does in your house. But if it sees you, it'll run.

Eventually you learn to live with the cryptid. You know when it tends to come around, what it likes to do. It'll keep eating food out of your kitchen, so you have to buy a surplus, eventually out of convenience you just start leaving out meals for it rather then letting your refrigerator take abuse.

It starts fearing you less. Both of you know eachother exist. You don't understand what power allows it to get into your house, and it doesn't understand the social structures that makes the house yourse. You just live with eachother. Eventually it becomes normal. When you invite your girlfriend's freinds over you forget to even tell them you have a cryptid, which leads to a lot of apologizing that night.

Eventually, you find out what species of cryptid it is. On a weekend visit to the American Unnatural History Museum uptown, you find a metal skeleton, in a display filled with the skeletons of countless varities of extant cryptids, that looks exactly like your cryptid. It's something called the Mid Atlantic Rushwaurt, quite common in coastal cities. It's rated as sentient, it can't talk due to its face shape, but this creature is theoretically as smart as you.

You decide to start interacting with your cryptid more. Your girlfriend has an office job while you work from home, so you're alone a lot. And it's a small enough house so that you can't avoid him anyway. When you see your cryptid you'll talk to him, tell him about what you're dealing with, though it's still weird to see that razor toothed mouth smile back to you, it's clear he enjoys the company.

You start watching TV with him more, letting his pale wraithlike body sit on your couch in a way you've never expected you'd allow. You'll even pet the flowing black hair ontop of his head if he let's you, or let his twin tails rest upon your legs as you watch.

He isn't a pet though. You know he would bite your head off if you threatened him. And when he leaves you don't ask why, and can't tell him no. Nobody can tell a cryptid no.

You'll show him illustrations you're working on now, he has a good eye for that sort of thing, and you communicate well enough so you can tell what he likes. You're part of a small game studio, and you find that he's a good playtester, especially for things that normal playtesters aren't good at showing because they know too much about games. The cryptid will show you his own art too, sculptures made out of bone and glass, things beautiful in a a way no human could ever create, but so clearly from an intelligent mind.

Eventually you get a visit. It's from the HOA, with a very well dressed woman who you've seen driving an obnoxiously large car telling you that she's here about the cryptid situation. Your house is attached on both sides, people can hear your cryptid on either side of you, and with the communal driveway they can see him sometimes. She tells you to get rid of him or else there will be legal grounds to reposses your house, she sounds serious.

You tell your cryptid that he has to be more quite, that he can't go out in the driveway as much. He doesn't seem to understand. You tell him it isn't your choice.

People keep asking you about your cryptid. You've never really spoken to the neighbors before. You tell them you're doing everything you can. That excuse buys you a few months at least.

Eventually you get another visit. A man in a green uniform is at your door. He's from the New York City Cryptid Protection Agency. You've seen him around the neighborhood, he's a veteran of the Third World War, he takes cryptid control more seriously then anyone else you've met, and he always carries a crossbow. He tells you that you have eight days to deal with the cryptid, you understand how urgent it is with him.

You tell your cryptid that he has to leave. That it's deadly for him to stay here. He doesn't understand what you mean by that. You beg him, explain that you don't have a choice. He doesn't leave, he doesn't understand why you would ever want him to leave.

You take a fire axe in your hands, and tell him in a seriously voice "leave". He hisses at you, but you can see fear in his eyes. You swing the axe at him, not to hurt him, just to make him afraid. He runs, you're not sure if he spared you or if he was afraid of you. You'll never see him again.

You still leave food out for him at first. It's weird thinking he isn't there. It's lonely being at home without him, and you don't have anyone you can show illustrations you're working on to.

The neighborhood thinks you're a hero, you chased away a cryptid with an axe. You can't explain to anyone how you aren't.

[000marie198]

Fun game: assign some of your fave moots a sonic character you think they are most like! ❤️ (but to make it more fun and add varity nobody can be assigned sonic or tails!)

Yay! Fun kin assignment! Fun kin assignment!

Here we go

@0vergrowngraveyard You are Sticks the badger. Sincere and caring but unhinged and loves chaos /pos.

@lazorbeanz Nicole the Holo Lynx! :]

@passionartx Cream the Rabbit :D

@iamheretemporarly Hmm. For you, I choose, Blaze! You're Blaze the Cat

@misteria247 Amy Rose :]

@brainworms-all-night-long Rouge <3 and Kitsunammi

@domi091 Sonia the Hedgehog vibes :]

@shadofiredragon Shard! <3 and Shadow

@nixoon-again Longclaw and Knuckles me thinks

@nortedwayfinder You're Eclipse the Darkling and Cheese the Chao!

@niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian Jojo! Most definitely Jojo

@suzienightsky Cosmo methinks

@sapphiretanto Manic and Omega :3

@heckinconfusedparade Maddie and Orbot :]

@akstzs Trip the Sungazer :]

@disastertwins9000 Bunni Rabbot and Vector vibes all the way!

@donelywell Chip! You're Chip, no take backs

@sparkles-rule-4eva Definitely Tangle and Amy!

@axolotini Barry the Quokka :D

@tornado1992 Charmy and Espio :]

@myymi Let's see. Do I also assign you Starline and crush you under boulders? Or do I pick someone different? Hmmm :) Jk jk. You are...

Honey the Cat and Silver :D And Merlina too

[lanternadosafogados]

What gifts the dorm leaders would give you?

English is not my first language, so sorry for any mistakes. Hope you all like the headcanons ❤️

Malleus Draconia

° I will say it now: i don't know much about that boy, sorry.

° But i really think he will give something simple, but also something that make he thinks about you in the procese.

° He will gave you flowers. A buquet made with a varity of them, with the meanings behind them choose with care.

Idia Shroud

° Before meeting you Idia was really imerse in a lonely felling.

° He is happy that you show him the good things of have companion. But he knows that, behind your smiles, you're sad and missing your home.

° He gives you a console for you to play after the classes. He couldn't spend so much time with you (even if you two wanted this). So he gave you that gift so you can distraught yourself in your dorm.

Riddle Rosehearts

° You two haven't being dating for much time, but he is happy for having you in his life.

° He heard the story of you helping Deuce and Ace to correct things with him and that makes him want to do something for you too.

° Maybe there is a little hand of Trey (maybe) in the pie he made for you. But he's happy that you liked.

Azul Ashengrotto

° Do you wanna know a secret? Azul doens't know exactly how to choice and give a gift for someone.

° But don't understime him. He will try to find something that you would like.

° And believe that he had the best intentions when he give you that coupons for free drinks and food when you came to his dorm.

Leona Kingscholar

° Ok. The gift that he gave you wans't actually his.

° He gave you a piece of paper in the School corridor. That was a child drawing of you and him with his nephew.

° You loved it. But his breah in your ear take away your atention. "I can give you something better than that." He said before leaving with a smirk in his face.

Vil Schoenheit

° Vil spends a little time choosing the perfect gift for you. He wants this to be perfect.

° The gift he gave you was the most beautiful clothe you seen. Do you like dresses, T-shirts or pants? He choose one that he was sure would make you even more beautiful that you already are.

Kalim Al-Asim

° "Show me your wrist and close your eyes." Kalim said with his hands behind his back and a big smile.

° You does as he says. You felt your wrist heavy. When you opens your eyes you see a gold bracelet with red stones. It probally cost more than a life of sallary.

° You tries to say that this is too much, but he insist to you to keep it, and you can't say no to his smile.

[attemptingwarhammer]

Week #26: He's a lizard...man

So as some of you may know if you've been following my silly little ramblings these past 25 Weeks, I was able to get my wife into being interested in Warhammer. She's more a fantasy person. So she had been looking forever at and showing interested in Age of Sigmar. I also have some interest in potentially getting in AoS, but I'm not 100% there yet when it comes to my decision making. I definitely want to give it a shot at the very least.

My old Warhammer store actually lost its manager for some reason and they've been clearing out the back of the store. Apparently there was a bunch of stuff back there that just never made it to the main store area. One of those things was a still sealed Seraphon Refresh Army Box with the new Slann Starmaster and premium Battletome. I know that AoS 4th Edition is coming out. So while the Codex itself isn't as useful, the entire boxset was exactly what my wife was looking for. It had a ton of variety when it came to her choice of models and she already really liked the concept of Lizard People riding Dinosaurs.

I stole one of her Saurus Warriors to paint them in the scheme that she's interested in painting them in. It was a little different to do since this is technically skin(?) and I'm used to painting armor. So I did my best and I think it looks pretty neat. She's not too worried about all the warriors looking the same since she kinda wants to have some varity of color for her army which I agree with. They're lizards they should all have fun colors. I hope when she evetually paints all of her models and that she's happy with how they turned out. I know she's gonna do some really fun stuff with them.

[dwindlinghaze]

could you do andrew garifield x actress!fem!reader, you went to Varity Fair, you gonna pose, as you look in side you’ll see that your bf came into you, he deeply proud of you, you two have a secret relationship, he just smile at you secretly, as you finish as you walk

(hope you will write it more, thanks have a good day <3)

oceanic feeling

(ag x reader)

contents: fluff, small blurb

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as you walked down on the carpet, cameras were flashing your eyes very quickly, you could barely see a thing in front of you.

"over here!" "look to your left" "smile at the camera" the paparazzis yelled.

you do as they said, trying your best to compose yourself as for your vision was blurry and eyes full of stars, but you kept going anyway. "don't worry, i'm not in a hurry!" you shook your head as the yelling continued.

hearing this, your boyfriend in secret looked at you with an adoring smile stretched across his face. he's deeply proud of you. every move you make is like the waves in the ocean; sparkling and delicate. your eyes landed on the familiar smile that was sent your way. you smile at him back.

once done, you move away from the spotlight and huddled in a place with no eyes on you. andrew came over to squeeze your shoulders as you both walk inside.

"you did amazing, lovely," he whispered.

[notsatyr]

btw the Théâtre des Vampires is historically accurate and based on a real theatre if anyone cares!! I was so so excited about the whole recreation lol I felt like such a nerd. This might already be established fact amongst long term book fans but allow me to nerd out about theatre history while I procastinate on my exams anyways <3

So if you ask me, it's entirely based on Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol, a Parisian horror theatre that operated from 1897 to 1962 which alligns with the timeline. It is even placed in Pigalle, the same street as it's real life counterpart.

Much like we see in the show, the theater would put on a handful of smaller plays, alternating between plays of brutal violence and comedic plays in a pattern they called "hot and cold showers". The plays were generally about anything and everything taboo and often about the outcasts of society. Murder, insanity, incest, street urchins, you name it. The plays used a varity of over-the-top special effects to achieve it's gore.

The theatre attracted a wide varity of audience looking for a varity of experiences. In the middel war days, it would even see royalty and celebrities among it's audience. It was just as common for people to faint and need medical attention (something they hired doctors for, partially as a marketing trick) as it was for peopel to get so aroused that they had rentable boxes formerly used by nuns for... privacy. Right did I mention this all happened in a former chapel? this was in a former chapel. Which they also include in the shows version with stained glass doors, gothic wood carvings, and confessionals.

They also comment in the show on how the theatre had become "passe" following the war, which is also true; the theatre would see dwindling audience numbers from the end of the war untill it's closure in 1962. It's speculated that the horrors of the war had rendered their material less shocking; everyones ideas of what sort of violence humans where capable of had been changed for good.

ok. I need to go back to studying lmao but I might update with some pictures comparing Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol to the Théâtre des Vampires depicted in the show + some more details later. Sufficient to say, the theatre nerd in me is very very excited about the commitment they put into depicting this little piece of theatre history.

[pheoblitz]

For Alton's family in Dnd I decided to bring back the Avens as his in laws! Here is Warren Aven, better known as Wren. This slight redesign that hasnt changed much about him.

Redesign wise:

-I mostly returned his mask to having leaves on the side rather then fluff. I liked this one's shillowette more.

-I removed the smile on his mask to replace it with the usage of signs for the expression. This allows him more varity of emotion to be shown. Also so my friend stops comparing it to dream and starts comparing it to Rio Ranger.

-I made him a deer rather then a goat like before. This lets him line up with his family better.

-I broke off his horns to show how his healing actually works.

-To show he is more deer like now, I also gave him dots on his face under his regular eye fur.

-I made his face more slender but kept his large eyes. I feel this makes him look young still and not overly tough but stops him from fully looking like a child.

Other notes:

-His eyes have X in them as a joke about how he died before as well as to resemble a button with thread through it as a reference to his secrets and family's main trade.

-Dispite sticking closer to his olfer looks, I kept the cape being laidout like a bird rather then a flat cape. His cape otherwise felt empty and too bland for me.

-His bell collar is a reference to Simon, his bestie.

-I drew him in the wrong shirt. No one noticed- but I plan to draw him in the right one next time before the DM decides to use this drawing of him as his intro art.

Fun facts:

-His family are all Tailors or work in relating jobs.

-Each male in the family is given a special glove that lets them do some magic like mending. As well as a special needle as well. In non DnD, the gloves allows them to harvest the fibers of magic and spin them into a stread to then use and embroider into cloth or to make clothing and fabric out of.

-Wren has died alot but was brought back by his father each time with. Now he keeps himself kicking. In normal lore this is done via a magic needle and thread by Wren himself given to him by spiders. However when his father dose it, its via sacrifice and sketchy deals with sketchy magic creatures. In DnD the dm has not revealed to me how it works yet. Though he has plans.

-In non DnD, Wren is filled with leaves cottons, soils, etc to keep his shape. He then soes his flesh together with magic making him a very weird livibg plushy or taxidermy in a way.

-He is almost never seen with his mask or cape off and is constantly putting on a character.

-Most of the males in his family are missing a digit on their hand as part of a deal they made generations ago with the spiders. It was done so no one but them could wear their gloves unless you happened to also be missing the finger or had smaller hands. The digit they do not have is their pointer and they are born without it.

-He is the youngest of his three siblings.

[jams-sims]

No Jaiden dead! I always enjoyed her story and and her friendship with Roier. But I should have seen this coming. She did say at the very start she had a very bad track recorder with being in smp and minecraft. (She a varity streamer plus animantic youtuber who does a fuck ton of collabs.)

Still i'll miss her, I always hoped she would come back. But now we get to see how the rest of the characters deals with q jaidens death. I glad she focusing on her mental health more. An I hope whatever she does next she has just as much fun doing that.

[gurggggleburgle]

fear and hunger really is just a vibe. Like am I here to just to suffer? Yes. Absolutely. Do I do two or three runs at a time before closing the game in frustration? Always. I love it. Do I pray to Alll-mer every time i see a statue as I claim to be doing a come to jesus run through this time around?

Do i not just love playing my boy Cahara and using his escape feature to cheese battles by running away and coming back.

Sometimes you lose both your limbs but its ok. That's what the small child is for. Hold that severed arm child as it will be great in battle. My party will carry me through this endeavor as we make sacrifices along the way. Of the human varity!

It appears i'm surrounded by ghosts and rng jesus did not see fit to give me soul stones for my gear. Let us collapse the mine. May we all go down together my bretherin. Under the soil we shall be.

[foxqueen-katarian]

Connecting the things that can lead back to Da’Leth;

Marou the owner of the Overcrow Apothocary in Rosohna had crates of refined residuum, and was also a meeting spot for Oban and Vence Nuthaleus’ messenger. Vence was Da’Leth’s annex, and was later traded as part of the peace treaty between the Empire and Dynasty to end the war of Ash and Light (specifically for stealing/receiving the stolen Luxon Beacons).*

Essek has a ‘weathervane’ that measures the movement and shifting of power along the leylines**; Essek and Da’Leth had a tenuous working relationship with regards to study of the Luxon Beacons, it’s possible there was a quid pro quo agreement that Essek would share his findings on leylines in exchange for Da’Leth and the Assembly’s on the Beacon.

Demid Sunlash was in Uthodurn specifically to study texts recovered from the ruins of Molaesmyr, where Da’Leth is originally from.***

The ruins of Molaesmyr are described (I believe in EGtW) as being inhabited by ‘strange’ fey creatures. Olly witnessed Da’Leth in the Feywild collaborating with the Unseelie Court.****

I’m sure I’m missing some connective tissue as I don’t know how to tie the attack on the Ashari; how Otohan and Ira are connected; why specifically Marquet as a location was chosen; and I’m sure a dozen other loose threads that I can’t see at the moment but there are at least several overlapping coincidences.

*Vence was part of the Angel of Irons cult, a front for Therizdun. While I have no evidence to support my theory that Da’Leth was aware of Vence’s actions I maintain that he would have to be incompetent to remain ignorant of this or was complicit and Vence was an acceptable sacrifice. There may also be a connection between the weakening of the barrier between planes and moon nonsense but at this time there is nothing concrete tying these actions together.

**This may be a misunderstanding, since after rewatching the scene what is actually said is ‘leyline like’ and references a ‘net’, which is not dissimilar to the verbiage Matt used when describing the ‘cage’ around Ruidus which was ‘a latticework’

***Demid may be part of the Grim Varity, and I would not be surprised to learn he had been attacked and killed by shadow assassins. During his conversation with Beau and Caleb he mentions that there are people watching and listening always, and suggests a different location to compare notes.

****There is a possibility the the corruption of the Savalirwood may be tied to moon nonsense and not be the by product of Aeorian experimentation; the two may also be connected not enough information is known at this time.

[poisonpicked]

@notthedyingtype said: all right. you got my attention. keep talking. - Varity to Vera

"oh, now i have your attention? thanks a lot," v laughs, taking her eyes off varity's face long enough to grab the eyeshadow palette, dabbing the makeup brush into the powder for the next color. setting the palette aside, she looks back down at varity, shifting where she sat on her hips so she had a better angle. "close your eyes again." she starts carefully applying the color as she continues, "anyways, yeah me and jackie go meet up with the fixer again in a couple days after we take care of a couple more things for 'im. jackie's sayin' we can finally make the major leagues with this gig."

[laprimera]

" Sheesh, I only ask that they raise the stage by .5 inch to reach safety standards and it's like I've asked them to make oranges out of Flapples or something. ..What do you mean that's being nit picky?? "

" .. Oh wait the mic is on fuc- "

AHEM.

" Thank you all for such an exciting conclusion to the Luvdisc Day Festival here in shinning Paldea! What's a little excitement to enrich the sweetness, hm? None to worry our dear Saguaro was not in any real danger and there's some fun to be had in drama especially with you sleuthers out there. " In fact Saguaro might've been having too much fun I heard-

" But to wrap this up in a beautiful bright bowtie let's announce some booth winners. I would love to point out that our lovely craftsmen, bakers, chefs, crafters, and the like worked so hard and diligently to make the festival shine in a way its never been before! Truly this year has been so utterly unique and a new shinning standard has been made for next year. Without further a do here we go chosen as a community in all the right places:

Best Booth Award: Tunnel of Romance by the lovely Jasmine ( @irxnmaiden ) and James ( @spikemuthtoothfairy ). Oh isn't that precious, their names even match! What an attraction for couples, friends and self-lovers alike!

Best Effort Award: Lovely Ponigiri powered by Hiroko Azai, Katsu Inoue and Shiori Ito ( @ranseiuniter ), now that's what I call cooking in the kitchen! Bringing some lovely flavors from their far off home for all of us to share!

...Wait what's that in the margins..? Saguaro voided on account of an unmanned booth for so long? Sheesh should've told management it isnt his fault for being kidnapped ... wait, I'm management? FineI'llcompensateforitlaterthemicisstillon-

... Anyways--

Academy's Choice Award: Bright Cider Life by our very own Brassius ( @grassius )! Oh he's worked very hard on his booth with lovely Applins of many varities. They do say in Galar they exchange these Pokemon to their beloveds. Just as sweet as he is~!

People's Choice Award: Winsome and Woven! Speaking of Galar this festival featured a booth by their very own grass gym trainer, Milo ( @cottonthumb )! Amazing what variety nations over are bringing to our lovely culture. Milo here offered their craftsmanship from the wool of Wooloo in every fashion needed!

And last but not least my very own choice award! You didn't think I'd sit this one out, did you? I've been more then a spectator!

La Primavera's Choice: ...Benji's Luvdisc Day Personal Delivery Service! by ofcourse, Benji ( @deliveryhimbo )! There's just something so intimate about having something delivered in total anonymity to a friend or a lover. And on such an important day? It simply must get there on time! Benji does not fall short in this matter and goodness someone who works so hard won't go unawarded!

Congrats all of you! You'll all be invited back next year as featured booths alongside some lovely grand prizes to sweeten the deal.

Everyone participating of course is getting league points and a lovely velvet ribbon for all your hard work. Again I can't thank you enough for bringing the light and festivities here in Paldea's most treasured festival!

While it saddens me to bring this to a close fret not, I believe there's more Paldea has to offer in the distance, hm? Thank you for coming and I wish you the brightest of days to come~! I hope you've found your sweetheart in the people you've met, in that special someone or in the very light within you! "

[faatosinaswriting]

A fluff fic where sick Simon gets a black kitten named kol and she has his same disability,either he found her on the streets or it was Sophie’s idea.At first Simon was a bit reluctant to have her but after just one hold he became a cat dad

THIS IS SO CUTE ANON! Awww poor little kitty!~

(Older) SIMON HENRIKKSON x ???

Genre: Fluff!

Summary: Simon finds a cute little kitty, and the kitty ends up having the same disabilities as he does, so now he has to take care of the cute little thing!

Simon was searching through Petsmart, his eyes scanning the different varities of animals as he heard the loud chirps, barks, and meows. His wheels were sliding against the white tile, his hands pushing the wheels forward.

Meowwww...

Simon's thoughts were startled as he heard a quiet cat meow, he started pushing toward the cat's cage.

"Ehhh? " he tilted his head slightly, his face contorting into a confused expression.

Simon was unsure of getting a kitty, I mean, how much time would he have for it?

"Are you taking interest in this cat," asked an older woman, grey strands of hair poking out of her maroon cap, "sir? Would you like to hold her? Her name is Kol." the worker repeated herself, Simon was lost in space though, would he like to hold her?

"Uh."

He looked at the cat and back at the worker.

"Mmm..."

He continued the action, squinting his eyes at the cat.

"Ah, whatever, sure." Simon sighed, but as soon as that cat was lifted from her cage? He felt a type of connection. "We may have to warn you, sir, this cat has been separated from her mother. And she has lost her appetite a bunch, we think she may be suffering from a mental illness of some sor-"

"Give her to me please." he cut the woman off as soon as he heard 'mental illness', the woman raised her eyebrows, placing the cat in his arms. The cat flopped onto it's side,

Meow.

the cat let out a low, elongated meow.

Simon loved her.

"I'll be getting her, please." he softly nodded, his smile reappearing on his face as his eyes seemingly disappeared when he smiled.

"Oh, okay? Uhm.." the woman furrowed her eyebrows, stuttering in her movements before making her way to the front desk to provide him with resources.

"Yeah, uh, here you go." she offered an awkward smile.

"Thank you, where might I pay?" he asked, a smile on his face as he pet the black cat on the head, Kol's head rubbing into the man's hand as he did so, her eyes closed as she purred.

"Right over here."

"THANK YOU."

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[thestudentfarmer]

Hello hello everyone!

I'm glad to be back and feeling a little more refreshed this week! Hopefully everyone has been able to take a moment in their garden or farm or homestead efforts! :)

To start off some of my hollyhocks bloomed!

Sadly, this was the only one that was bright and bold so far :/ and it's less than a foot tall 😆 so long as the seeds mature ill be happy though :) I would love to have more of these beautiful flowers growing tall and luscious for allt he pollinators of the area 😍

I pulled the Nasturtium. Sadly they reached the end of their life cycle faster than I expected. I will absolutly be growing them again! I also got a ton of seed which I am stoked about!

I replanted this area with rainbow chard and kale seed. There is as well still nasturtium seed in the bed as i got kinda lazy towards the end of clean up. As their growing this time I plan on plucking the plants and using them all for cooking this time round, even if just for egg dishes and salads. (At worst my chickens will love the extra greens!)

A few of the armeninan cucumbers I planted have finally started taking off! I cannot wait for those tasty cukes!!

I believe the lentil grow experiment has just about concluded now. I've seen small flowers for a couple weeks but nothing more than that. For now I'm leaving them in to give ground cover on the soil.

The flowers are super cute, but I haven't seen too many pollinators for them. So I don't really know if I'll get any fruit.

An onion update~ I accidently lopped the flower head off one of these guys while trying to remove the carrots that got trashed in the last wind storm.

I think next time I do this grow experiment with onions, will be fall/winter. Around the time I planted them was a lot of temperature fluctuation so they went straight to flower and not bulbing like I had hoped.

we have some ears! During all the wind storms these poor guys got pretty beat up. While I wasn't too impressed with the germination of this variety I do have to admit they have been incredibly hardy! If the ear growth isn't too bad I think I shall be giving them another try in a different area next grow cycle.

To those who desire to grow mint, a small warning

It is invasive! Once established mint is incredibly invasive. I have seen it take over entire yards, even in 9b-10a areas under okay ish conditions.

To be honest I'm not sure this one actually came from a runner though (a type of root some plants have to spread themselves) or if it was seeded in. as the mint has seeded several times and there are some varities of finches in the area that eat them on occasion. Either way I pulled it. While I don't mind the mint in the herb or floral part of my grow space I do not want it in the vegetable area. Far to easy to lose under big plants and become a problem.

Speaking of big plants!

That pumpkin sprout has grown into a pumpkin forest! I eagerly await the pumpkins 🎃

That's it for today's update :)

🌱💐Happy Gardening! 💐🌱

5 22 2023