#America incorrect quotes

[crystalwrizz]

What the hell, Wanda?

Wanda: You are doing it wrong, your magic is horrible.

Stephen: You killed a lot of people with no guilt, don’t tell me if I’m right or wrong.

Wanda: No, I’m serious. Your grey streaks are more apparent and you nearly sent America to another universe. Again.

Stephen: …No I didn’t.

Wanda: Wait, that was me, not you…

Stephen: What the hell, Wanda?

America: Yo what? Do it again, I want my parents back!

[painted-doe]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

[super-marvel-dc]

Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[romanoffshouse]

Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Steve: You have Bucky?

Kidnapper: Yeah

Steve: Good luck with that.

[azmaarts]

Tim: Shit.

Bruce: Language!

Damian: Kol khara!

Bruce: Language!

Steph: Now that's one crazy motherfucker

Bruce: Language!

Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a "son of a bitch," you pigeon-livered saucy lackey!? Maltworm spat out of a mouldy rogue! Rare parrot teacher! Your—

Bruce: —Language!

Dick: Yeah! What the frick-frack tickity tic-tac snik-snak, bro?

Bruce: ...

Bruce: What the fuck.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: *tapping fingers on table*

Natasha: *taps fingers back furiously*

Wanda: …What’s going on?

Steve: Morse code. They’re talking.

Natasha: -. --- / ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -

Y/N: *slams hands on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

Been making some memes of Cap and his friends.

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: [showing off his stuffed animals]

Peter: This is Todd, he ate his parents

Tony: What?

Peter: This is Gustavo, he’s usually okay but every so often he just cries until he throws up

Tony: Kid-

Peter: These are the twins: Free Willy and Free Britney

Tony: Pete-

Peter: And this is Greg, he hates everyone but if he likes you you can keep him

Tony: Does he like me?

Peter: No

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: you know I can move things with my mind right?

Y/N: that’s not the only thing you can-

Wanda: detka!

Y/N: sorry. I’m a slave to your fingers

Wanda: I’ll show you my fingers later (winks)

Steve: can we focus on the mission?

Natasha: let them be, Rogers

For @lifespectator

[incorrectmarvelquotesss]

Steve: Does Bucky make your heart beat faster?

Y/N: I don’t know, man. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.

[steveybucky]

Wow that’s too bad what happened to the 107th…. Wait, did you say the 107th?? As in Sergeant James Barnes of the 107th?? And nobody has gone looking for him????? Well shit, I guess I’m walking to Austria to march into a heavily fortified military base across enemy lines alone with nothing but a couple of theater props because of the slightest possibility he’s still alive. Oh, he’s alive. I can feel it in my soul. What? Oh no, we’re just friends :)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Peter.

Steve: You just said it again.

Peter:

Tony: I am not a role model.

[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Y/N: It was Sam.

Steve: It was Sam.

Natasha: Sam broke it.

Sam:

Sam: ...yOU PROMISED-

[romanoffshouse]

[Steve and Sam texting]

Steve: Bucky is in court right now. :(

Sam: And I broke my leg. Why is he in court?

Steve: Bucky hit someone with his car by accident but I don't know who.

How did you break your leg?

Sam: Someone hit me with their car.

Steve: Oh