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#Ross#ross macdonald#this is giving dad vibes who sees you trying to get *the shot*#and you’re stressed out and worried for no reason#and he just wants you to chill out#so he does this and you see him from the corner of your eye#and suddenly you just laugh#cause it’s not that deep getting the shot of your baby at their birthday or whatever#live in the moment yada Yada#which one of us is grace on Twitter#cause thanks for stealing this babes#lol
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HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE
#THEIR MOVIE NIGHT IS JUST BRUCE FACE PLANTING#Wfa creaters are too funny istg#The way the family just grills his ass and laughs at him lmao I love this#Who is Dami texting??#I bet you this boy took a pic of the screen and sent it to Jon#Jon shows Clark and suddenly the whole League know#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#Red Robin#Tim drake#Damian Wayne#robin#Duke Thomas#The signal#stephanie brown#Spoiler#cassandra cain#Black Bat#orphan#alfred pennyworth#Barbara Gordon#oracle#dc#wayne family adventures
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he giggles
#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley#genshin impact#he goes aheeheehooheehoohee#i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something#really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice#and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated#also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally#sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day#but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh#he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism#the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe#and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny#the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the#perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe#art#my art
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i don't care how cheesy it is
that "he's right behind me isn't he 😨" is the funniest fucking trope with ghost. i eat it up every time.
#oh you said something embarrassing? there he is.#you were talking about your l.t.? he's behind you with his arms crossed and scowling#bonus points if u were talking to soap#and he suddenly stops laughing/goes pale#and the big shadow cast on you is just... simon#mw2#call of duty#task force 141#ghost mw2#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost mwii#rachel speaks#not writing
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Ectoplasm and Jason Todd
Danny is wandering around Gotham (visiting, chasing a ghost, running from GIW, attending college, etc) and stumbles across Jason.
Jason who is flaring his ecto-signature like a madman (is he trying to get into trouble?).
Danny drags the guy into a nearby alley to give the guy some kind of crash-course on how not to do that.
Jason isn't sure why this guy grabbed him and dragged him into an alley, but if it's a fight he wants, Jason would be able to fight more freely in an alley, so he doesn't struggle. (Does he know that Jason is Red Hood? Does he think that Jason is a random civilian? Is it just him, or does this guy have really cold hands?)
Jason isn't sure why this guy is now trying to... ask him to meditate? The fuck is going on? But if it's not a fight, then... maybe it's fine to just listen to the weirdo? Taking a few deep breaths isn't going to hurt him.
Danny is very proud of himself for guiding the ecto-flaring guy through how to not flare his ecto-signature. He's such a good teacher.
And then Jason collapses.
Turns out, Jason has been using his anger to create a feedback-loop that artificially raises his ectoplasm-levels.
Ghosts need ectoplasm to live, but they'll also produce ectoplasm when feeling strong emotions. For most ghosts, this a bit like saying "everyone needs a good cry every now and then". For Jason, he's been basically aiming a gun at his own face for the adrenaline-rush. Constantly.
So, Danny is now holding onto a barely-conscious person who desperately needs more ectoplasm. As in, this is a medical emergency, and every second probably counts.
Danny, being that he wasn't planning on needing to carry around some kind of ectoplasm-container at all times (who the fuck does that? His parents, that's who), is now desperately trying to problem-solve this.
Danny realizes that, actually, even in his human form? Danny has a lot of ectoplasm in his body. Enough that he could probably save this guy by... feeding him his blood.
Cue intimately sexy reverse-vampire scene.
And oh boy, if Danny's blood doesn't taste fantastic to Jason's ecto-starved self.
#jason will probably have a LOT of questions. bcs what the fuck. what is ectoplasm? why does he need it?#why does this random guy have enough of it IN HIS BLOOD that he can work as a fucking vitamin-drink?#but yes. this idea is that the Pit Rage? ain't a separate thing. it's jason's anger. it comes from him and his trauma.#it just also happens to be what's allowing him to keep being alive. bcs without the rage his core just withers and dies#(unless it's hibernating in his sleep. obvs) but with him no longer starving? suddenly he CAN calm down. he can risk it.#he might not WANT to calm down. and a trigger would still absolutely be a trigger. but he has the option now.#AND ALSO sexy-vampire danny. except he's not ''suave'' or whatever. he's a fucking raccoon.#he's like the equivalent of a ''russian sex-machine'' with lots of blood-splatter and a feral look in his eyes.#everyone else: ''why the FUCK would you have sex with THAT?'' jason: ''i've never been more turned on in my LIFE''#dc comics#laughing#danny phantom#batman#stories#my writing#magical theory
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Sero Hanta, early-twenties, sat in a small room with his pants around his ankles and a small pot in his hand. There’s porn magazines all over the place, something he’s never quite cared for, but he still manages to deposit his sample with the nurse within a break-neck 10 minutes. Blame his youthful exuberance and the fact he hasn’t touched himself for almost two weeks leading up to his appointment, he guesses.
And you, fifteen years later, with your son. A lanky boy who’s too tall for his age, with a mop of black hair and eyes of such a richly, dark brown they’re often mistaken for black.
#Accidental dad Sero is my favourite#You scrape everything you can together to send him to UA;#bc he’s determined to become a hero just like Cellophane.#And yes; you have noticed that your sons quirk is a little similar to his favourite heroes;#but you figure there must be thousands of people with similar quirks.#Something; something - Sero guest lectures at UA and takes your son under his wing -#figuring he’s like a distant cousin or something.#Doesn’t think to ask tho.#Until one day; a heart to heart later… You son laughs; ‘Never needed a dad anyway - me and mum have always done alright.’#Sero braces himself for talk of abuse; abandonment and dead-beat dads#So imagine his surprise when he suddenly realises…#Shit.#Maybe he’s the dead beat here.
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I love amphibia I'm really happy it exists
#this is so random LOL but ive been like going thru lots of phases where im just trying to feed into a latest interest#and when doing so i tend to look back on the stuff ive liked in the last and like.. as im scrolling thru an anne and sprig tag on tumblr#i suddenly had a realization that i havent been feeling sad about the fact that the shows been over for a while now??#idk its crazy to me instead im just having warm fuzzy feelings inside and im just#gah i do miss these goofs but i really appreciate the laughs and the love you showed me. hope u dumbasses are doing ok#also more random thoughts: the 'did hop pop just leave us' joke has been randomly playing in my head for no reason other than me remembering#season 1 and also been randomly reading gf fics and read a crossover one w amphibby and i fucking lost my shit when it reminded me abt how#they fucking played kpop in all in like thags so fucking funny to me all the time for no reason its peak silly
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everyone say congratulations to the first time homeowners!
edit: i may or may not have been inspired to write some headcanons based on this, if you're interested
#is this anything? idk if this is anything but i made it anyway#i wanna write the misadventures of the eepies in their haunted house.#i feel like ii is the ghosts' favorite. while they might mess with the others they are actively helpful to him#like if someone doesn't close the door all the way it'll just slowly click shut so he doesn't have to get up#iii is very jealous that the ghosts like ii so much.#he holds seances at least once a week (despite vessel's many protests) basically just like 'why don't u like me🥺'#iv tries to win over the ghosts by doing nice things for them#if you've seen the show ghosts on cbs i imagine him being a little like jay lololol#leaving the tv on for them to watch or cooking something so they can smell it#(they still love ii the most)#vessel is definitely at least a LITTLE BIT of a medium so to him the haunted house just feels really crowded#though sometimes he'll listen in on their conversations when he's bored#so it's not uncommon for him to suddenly laugh in the middle of a silent room#(the others definitely aren't jealous at all)#anyways if you read all that and would want to read more lmk because i WILL write it#sleep token#worshitposting#sleep token memes#sleep token vessel#sleep token ii#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#em's worshitposting
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The most terrifying creature of all
[First] Prev <--> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Absolutely none of these people should ever be allowed in a haunted house#Except maybe LSZ#The juniors would either 1) Cry 2) punch one of the staff 3) pee a little bit 4) break something in fear. Dreadful patrons.#and they are supposed to be in training for dealing with the supernatural too! SMH!#I did enjoy drawing them cuddled up though B*)#WWX is banned from haunted houses too because he tries to get himself involved as one of the scare-ers. Which is a violation of union code#He's 'trying to make the experience more enriching' but in reality he just likes to get a reaction out of people.#Truly a guy you go to a corn maze with only to get separated from him.#And when you do find him he's face down what looks like his own blood#As you try and check to see if he's okay he suddenly grabs your ankles and starts spitting lines from the exorcist#Then laughs when you scream#Truly a guy who is NOT getting a second date#Next episode features something very very scary. Universally so.#a t-t-t-teen girl.#LJY is curled up on the ground btw. Joining the JC sock puppet that has also been just out of sight this entire time
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cant let dead dogs lie. you whistle & he comes running. you say here boy and your boy is here
charles rowland + guard dog motifs — cop car, mitski / guard dog and sheep / andrew kane on his poem “how go be a dog” / let dead dogs lie, silas denver melvin / sense 8 episode 1x11
#charles rowland#payneland#edwin payne#dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles x edwin#UGHHH THERES JUST SOMETHING SO.#you’ve been angry you’ve been beaten down your whole life.#you swallow your rage and grin when the other boys make racist jokes#cause what’s the point. just let it go.#and then they kill you anyways.#you were good and you laughed along & the pack turned on you anyways.#so what’s the fucking point.#and then there’s this boy!! this awkward quietly kind boy!!#who could never blend in who made himself smaller and they sacrificed him like slaughtering a lamb.#they laughed when they killed him too.#and suddenly you know who all that rage is for. it was for this. for him.#so you could plant yourself in front of him#& rip out the throat of anyone who comes close.
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Trademark: Top-tier Bucktommy writer + generally Cool + getting Buck pregnant
Thank you + thank you + thank you!
#i really do keep meaning to write some actual mpreg fic but it keeps getting swept away by other ideas#like the alien invasion fic i'm dying to write#where tommy gets called to fly against them while the lafd is busy on the ground trying to save lives amid the chaos#and they get word that the entire ragtag squadron of which tommy was a part gets wiped out#buck is so devastated he just shuts down and works himself nearly to death trying to save people trying to make tommy's sacrifice worth it#in a week LA is in ruins and the 118 is barely holding on when they get word that another wave of alien ships is headed their way#they know this is it and just as the ships crest the horizon -- there's one ship that suddenly breaks formation and turns on the others#completely stunned the 118 watches as the ship guns down half of the others then leads the rest on a wild chase#and then eddie shouts 'those are american military flight maneuvers! whoever's flying that thing is on our side!'#buck thinks about the first time he visited the harbor station and he'd jokingly asked everyone for dirt on tommy#and tommy's teammate nico was like 'i don't know about dirt but i can tell you right now: that guy can fly literally anything'#buck watches this one ship attempt the impossible while bobby's on the radio telling anyone who might be listening#that one of their own has commandeered an enemy ship and is holding off the next wave and needs immediate support#eventually the ship lands clumsily on a crumbling rooftop and buck runs up a hundred flights of stairs and bursts onto the roof#just in time to see tommy come stumbling out of the ship -- obviously having been through it and like missing an eye or something#and when tommy sees buck his face just crumbles and buck's already sobbing as they limp-run at each other#crashing together crying and laughing and buck slides to the ground clutching tommy while the rest of the 118 pile onto the roof#and they watch a squadron of f-15s descend from the clouds to take out the straggler ships and it feels like the tide is turning#yeah it's basically independence day but with 2000% more angst
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so anyway happy 1st anniversary to this historical moment.
#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#this still pops up on my twitter feed every now and then and every single time without a fail I cry laugh#its just.....everything about this is like straight out of a sitcom??#First grabbing khaos shoulder like i have something important to announce#everyone just suddenly freezing#khao stopping to chew#taynew being like nah gurl and backing out#first freaking out bc he thinks they misunderstood#whats there to misunderstand though 💀#and khao being like just eat ur food dude kslfdsgf#i cant#the most iconic moment in the FK timeline if you ask me#jkdhgkjfd#first having his first crisis#with many more to come#lmao
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mismag thoughts under the cut cause this got personal in a weird way lol
been chewing on k and evan's argument all day because i know that the entire point of how they played it is that both k and evan are right and wrong and they both have points but the situation is complicated and they're young and have difficulty expressing themselves et cetera, but there's stuff i need to unpack before i can come at it with (at least less of) my personal bias. because the way k said "you can only take care of somebody for so long" brought up something old and just. who asked you to take care of me? who asked you to form a one-sided relationship with someone whom you perceived as broken? do you think that i want this? do you think i want to have a friend look at me with pity, as though i'm lesser? don't you think i already know exactly what i am? don't you think i'm already doing exactly what i can? if it pains you to look at me, then look away! if being my friend is too much, then leave!
but obviously, that's not what k said. (also obviously not what the real life person said.) what k said (tried to say) was: it's hard to be around someone who doesn't believe you when you express love; by refusing to value yourself, you're also refusing to value the judgment and thought and feeling of people who value you, by dismissing yourself and your own needs as insignificant you're belittling people who care about those things, and being friends with or being in a relationship with someone who keeps pushing you back and throwing your care away is incredibly draining. this doesn't make it right for her to overlook his dismissal of a poorly healed arm as a concern, but it represents a pattern that k has difficulty navigating. she wants to care, and evan keeps downplaying that care, and that makes her want to prove her care all the more because evan is important to her!
at the same time, evan's not wrong for feeling betrayed by the way k treated/treats him. these kelmpisms that come from surviving the life that he lived, that are a part of who he was no matter how much he didn't like them, went from being sexy and cool to Problems that k thinks should be fixed, but his entire life of trauma and isolation doesn't disappear just because he's dating k or just because k is no longer horny about it. evan is evan, and the way he struggles with normalcy and self worth was always going to be a long process, and it's very invalidating to hear someone say that this got old. imagine how old it feels for evan, who's been living this way his entire life.
the argument becomes about the broken magic, because them breaking up and magic being broken probably happened pretty close in time, and it sounds like they've had this disagreement before, like it had become the surrogate for discussing their own relationship to each other. evan's saying, clumsily: i told you these things, and you didn't trust me or believe me, and i'm upset by that because these issues and their consequences are things i lived through and continue to live through. k's saying, but failing to say: i know that you're making very salient points and that you already have a methodology in mind that makes sense to you, but you're asking me to sit back and do nothing, and i can't accept that; i can't accept not helping, because i care about the people this affects. in some ways, both of them are just stubborn; they just actually have different points of view, and maybe this wouldn't be a fight if they hadn't also tangled it with their straining relationship. why don't you trust me to help? why don't you trust me to handle it? why don't you trust that i have something to contribute? why don't you trust that i am doing my best?
neither of them necessarily distrust the other; they just don't trust themselves enough to let go and let someone else take the wheel, because they both think they've already fucked something up, maybe beyond repair, maybe forever. when you already doubt yourself, any sign of disapproval from someone you like and care about and respect and admire so much can feel so fatal
#laughs awkwardly#dimension 20#misfits and magic spoilers#sorry i really don't know if this makes sense i've just kind of been knocking at this all day#'sarah don't you have like. a job' don't worry about it. evan and k and jammer and sam are just bouncing around my head like balls#if you're like why is this dumbass randomly posting mismag thoughts throughout the day instead of just. last night#just think of me as a very old very finicky printer who sometimes suddenly decides to work but only for three and a half pages#hearing erika and brennan talk about it in the adventuring party is so! they are SUCH good players and actors. this is IMPROV
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playing Call of Cthulhu as the only black player, with the only black character, and the only one with high Cthulhu Mythos knowledge as a Lovecraftian Antiquarian
DM: "so Leo, you have knowledge of this entity! it's name is... it's... it's uh............ (types in game chat)"
it was only a matter of time before the source material's racism caught up with us
#slurs implied#DM was too scared to say it for a hot minute and it was so funny bc it's like!! dude it's canon it isnt your fault!! 😭#i go into this RPG knowing theres a flavour of racism#you just gotta make it funny and suddenly Lovecraft becomes powerless in the face of friendship#we collectively cried laughing for like 3 minutes#call of cthulhu#tabletop rpg#ttrpg#shub niggurath#hp lovecraft
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"Oh." - Sunny & Aubrey 20XX to Kel & Basil
(🏀☀️ & 📷🏏/🎀) this is old art from 2022
#omori#omori fanart#omori suntan#omori photobomb#omori aubrey#omori kel#omori sunny#omori basil#omori hooligans#omori sunny fanart#omori kel fanart#omori aubrey fanart#omori basil fanart#art#anime art#my favorite realization type of trope#yknow that feeling#that feeling when it was just any normal day and your just hanging out goofing around and then suddenly laughed at some stupid joke -#and suddenly the whole world just blurs around except for them and you just stare into their laughing happy beautiful face#then thats when you realized with startling clarity that your feeling something different than how normally do. something fluffy and ugly#... *coughs*#ive been thinking about this for a while#well thats what 2 years ago me was thinking about#uh why are you still here?
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Pay attention to who’s voice it sounds like in your head that’s beating you down. Who’s calling you stupid? Who’s saying you’re worthless? Does it sound like someone in your past and/present? Does it sound like someone you trust or does it sound like someone who you can’t? Does it sound like someone who knows and loves you or does it sound like someone’s misinformed and doesn’t care? Does it sound like the voice of reason, or does it sound like a shitty little bully?
#mental health#self hatred#tw: self loathing#tw: ableism#ableist language cw#just because it comes from inside you#doesn’t mean it’s right#doesn’t mean it’s from YOU#brains like to take that voice on#from someone before#maybe another kid at school or a shitty family member#and then it’s internilized#and suddenly you’re bullying yourself#using their words#it’s time to listen and think about#where those words came from#why your mind is repeating them#and start treating them like intrustive thoughts#push back#treat it like it’s a ridiculous man sitting on your shoulder#laugh at them#because they’re wrong#and see how silly it is?#a silly little bully#you could easily flick them off your shoulder if you wanted to#and with time#you’ll be able to shrug them off as they pop up#because you know yourself better than that#and you deserve the kindness and understanding that you afford for others#ok?
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