Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.
Alfred: Is everything okay?
Damian: Dumbass is coming out.
Alfred: Oh.
Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...
Dick:
Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...
Dick: No, no, no it's not
Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-
Dick: Alfie It's not
Jason: No, no let him finish.
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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.
Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.
Dick:
Dick: What
Tim: It's me.
Superman: Oh
Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.
Dick: No, wait you can't just-
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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.
Titans:
Dick: It's not me.
Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"
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save a horse, ride a man who can inspire homicidal tendencies simply by breathing
some capri cowboys for my sweet @nv-md 💕 happy birthday, angel 😘🤠
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Dick puzzling over Jason's mission reports: Exactly when did he have the time to heal, get dunked in the pit, get all that league training, come to Gotham with a bomb, go back to he league and join a cult, become a crime boss and become a part of three different team ups???
Tim excitedly opening three hundred mission reports, stolen league files and power points: Oh I'm so glad someone asked-!!!!
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Cronus: Then I realized that I could make these percentages vwork for me. You see if I wvrite one letter to one supermodel asking her to marry me, the chances of my getting a yes are a million to one, right?
Kankri: C9nservatively.
Cronus: Therefore, if I vwrite thousands of letters to hundreds of different models, my percentages increase. The more letters I wvrite the better my chances.
Eridan: the man’s a genius.
Kankri: The man’s g9t m9re stamps than sanity.
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