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barty/evan
“both psychopaths who would kill for the other”
"First of all, murder husbands. That should be enough to convince you. But if not, there's obviously more. They are obsessed w each other and it's slightly(ot not) toxic. They are crazy and obsessive and they NEED each other. No matter in what way. They are each other's everything, no matter the scenario. If you see them as purely sexual, romantic, platonic or queerplatonic, they are everything the other needs. They'd do anything for each other, killing, torture, gentle kisses or words of affirmation, ANYTHING. Also, extremely fucking hot in my professional asexual opinion"
james/regulus
“in all honesty i love it because it takes two characters that were very flat in canon and it just gives them so much depth and potiential. Also yeah maybe because they'd look hot as shit together, sue me"
"Forbidden love of sorts, cute af”
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You Signed Up For This by Solmussa
word count: 293,831
finished?: Yes
main pairings: Regulus Black/James Potter, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Pandora Lovegood/Lily Evans Potter, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
warnings: Explicit
summary:
Regulus’ best friend Dorcas convinces him to go on a summer trip with her. She dubs it ‘operation make Reg smile again'. It's his chance to break from the cycle of toxic mistakes he keeps repeating in London.
James wouldn’t know casual if she walked up to him and introduced herself. That’s why he’s got a rule to protect himself from heartbreak: only hook up with tourists on their last night in town.
When James learns the gorgeous tourist he’s just met is around for six weeks, he gets spooked.
Six weeks is a long time, but also no time at all. As the Black brothers unexpectedly reunite after ten years apart, James and Regulus are forced to spend time together and James starts to think that maybe rules are meant to be broken.
Getting involved with Regulus is going to hurt, but James believes it'll be worth it. Either way, James knows what he signed up for. Or does he?
OR
James and Regulus have a summer fling that they promised their friends they wouldn’t have. Remus and Sirius discover their mutual hatred is just pent-up sexual tension. Dorcas and Marlene are always winning, even when they’re not.
It’s a cruel summer for all.
I love you (ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?)
my personal thoughts below
LATINO JAMES POTTER??? james LOVES reggaeton in this. this is such a fun summery fic. theres a bit of angst but honestly its mostly just fun and happy. you get to see sirius and regulus working on their relationship, you get to see SURFING???? marlene is a surfer in this and its my favorite thing ever.
JAMES TEACHING REGULUS HOW TO DANCE??????
also lily <3
definitely would recommend.
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Another month down of fruity excellence, and the last of the year! We'll be back Spring 2024, but in the meantime, check out all the yummy goodies provided for us in June (and check back soon for a full fest roundup!)
FIC. Harry/Fred. Rated: G. Words: 209. Postwar. Fred lives.
Harry has to bake a cherry pie.
Fred loves cherries
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FIC. Barty/Evan. Rated: T. Words: 6,098. Poetry. Psychopaths in love. Pureblood society. Ambiguous ending. English & French version.
The Rosier family organizes a ball. A late guest joins in. Between cherry flowers and the cherry fruit, reason and madness, duty and desire, Evan has to make a choice, which will reveal his true intentions and feelings.
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La famille Rosier organise un bal. Un invité de dernière minute s'y joint. Entre les fleurs et la cerise, la raison et la folie, le devoir et le désir, Evan doit faire un choix, qui révèlera ses véritables sentiments et intentions.
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FIC. Harry & Fred. Rated: G. Words: 187. Female Harry Potter. Pre-GoF.
Harry just wanted to study charms and eat her peach
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FIC. Draco/Harry. Postwar. France. Vineyards. Destitute Draco.
The thick, wooden door, held together with ancient iron straps, swung open with surprisingly little noise on well-maintained hinges despite its age and size.
The absolute last person Draco could have ever expected stared at him in a subdued, frozen kind of horror once it was open. “No,” Harry Potter said evenly and calmly, as if Draco had asked him if he was supposed to be alive.
“How?” Draco choked on the question so it left his mouth as little more than breath.
“No!” Potter shouted as his hands flailed back and forth in desperate negation before diving into the bedlam of black hair, like they sought shelter from the moment.
“‘Arry?” a feminine and heavily French voice called out. “Is it ‘im?”
“Yes!” the presumed dead man in question shouted too loudly, as if he could no longer control his own volume. “But no, he won’t- we couldn’t- I-” A woman maybe just a bit past her middle age came up behind him as he stammered. Draco continued to stare. He couldn’t even sneer; he was shocked to his core. His chest held onto his surprise like a barely contained explosion. Harry Potter wasn’t dead. It felt like it should change everything, yet they remained staring at each other as if nothing ever would.
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FIC. Severus/Sirius. Rated: E. Words: 800. Postwar. Healing. "Strawberry Fields Forever."
Sirius debated going into the office, since he figured they were done for the day, when Severus came back with a bowl of strawberries in hand.
Severus held a paring knife. "They're from my garden," he said as he sliced a strawberry into small pieces, juices sliding down his fingers and onto his arms, and held a slice out.
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FIC. Draco/Hermione. Rated: M. Words: 4,152. Religious inspiration. Biblical references. Lucius as God. Draco as Satan. Harry as Adam. Hermione as Eve. Deception. Porn With Plot.
Draco, bored with exile from Heaven and curious about the woman his father made from Harry's own rib, slides into the Garden of Eden with one goal in mind: to make Hermione eat the pomegranate from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, and ruin her for his own enjoyment. Instead, he finds himself losing a lot more than he bargained for.
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FIC. Gen. Alice/Frank. Hannah/Neville. Rated: G. Words: 449. Marauder's Era & Lightning Era. Love & Friendship.
There is only a reason they fight.
To be free of laugh, cry, play, run, and be alive.
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FIC. Harry/Tom. Rated: T. Words: 411. Tom Riddle's Diary. Chamber of Secrets. Implied/Referenced Character Death.
Tom Riddle had managed to retrieve the body from the diary.
Now, he wanted Harry on his side
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FIC. Harry/Severus. Rated: M. Words: 339. Blood kink. Knifeplay. Food play.
Severus laid bare on the white bedsheets. He was on his back, and the cold ceramic plate rested on his stomach.
"It has been a good year," said Harry. He had a paring knife in hand as he sliced the mangoes before setting them on the plate.
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FIC. Harry/Terrence. Rated: T. Words: 6,530. 5+1 Things. Dating. Fluff. Farmer's Market.
5 times Terence and Harry were interrupted in the middle of a date and 1 time they weren’t.
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FIC. Charlie/Harry/Oliver. Rated: T. Words: 5,033. Fluff & angst. Breaking Up & Making Up. Time skips. POV Oliver. Minor Marcus/Oliver.
Charlie Weasley felt like summer and smelled like watermelon. Harry Potter felt like winter and smelled like pomegranate. Together, they felt like spring and smelled like home.
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FIC. Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 3,469. Mpreg. Fluff & angst.
Severus' life is ruined.
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ART. Draco/Harry. Rated: M. Digital art. NSFW art.
HP Fruit Fest 2023 Entry for "Lemon"
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FIC. Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 383. Blood kink. Knifeplay. Food play.
The ceramic plate smashed against the hardwood floor.
Harry paused his movements — the mango half peeled in his hands. He placed the fruit — all its juices and flesh — onto the soiled bed sheets. “You shouldn’t have done that. What a waste.”
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ART. Ginny/Pansy. Rated: M. Digital art. Partial nudity. One night stand. Sensuality.
It only takes takes a single day for Pansy and Ginny to give each other something better.
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FIC. Draco/Harry. Rated: T. Words: 16,774. Unspeakable Draco. Lost souls. First love.
Draco struggles with infertility and hopes to find the answer in a magical fig tree. His journey takes him to Aydin Turkey, where he meets another lost soul named Harry.
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FIC & ART. Hannah/Neville. Hermione/Pansy. Rated: G. Words: 699. Businesswoman Pansy. Minister Hermione. Cherry trees. POV Outsider. Engagement.
Pansy is seen doing ordinary things, tasting cherries! Neville is a witness. Hannah is right there. But, it's all because of Hermione.
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FIC. Harry/Draco. Rated: T. Words: 3,062. Postwar. Baking. Romance. Established relationship.
Baking is an unexpected hobby that Harry fell into a little over a year ago, nearly a decade after the war ended.
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FIC. Harry & Severus. Rated: G. Words: 2,666. Severitus. Domestic Fluff. Sprinkle of Angst. Past Child Abuse. Eating Disorder. Hopeful Ending. KidFic.
After having been rescued from the Dursleys, Harry continues to struggle with eating; and Severus struggles with watching Harry struggle - until a pomelo comes along.
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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
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Tarte Tatin by veryinnovative
word count: 214,963
finished?: No
main pairings: Regulus Black/James Potter
warnings: N/A
summary:
Regulus Black, once a teenage pastry chef prodigy, has since ascended to the heights of culinary acclaim as a Michelin-starred chef de cuisine. Due to his uncle's waning health, he takes on the responsibility of managing the quaint, but disorganized, French restaurant L’Astre together with a team of old friends and other eccentric souls. With aspirations to transform it into a place of widespread renown, Regulus dives headfirst into the challenge. However, this mission takes an unexpected twist when his new sous chef, James Potter, steps into the kitchen.
my personal thoughts below
amazing writing!!! found family!!! slytherin centric!!!! big mental health issues :(. when i get an email that this one has updated, i genuinely get so excited. the writing really is the best i cannot emphasize that enough. the connections with food are so beautiful. i cannot recommend this one enough.
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Writer: Blackbutterfly207
Rated: T
Words: 6,098
Ship(s): Barty/Evan
Tags: poetry, psychopaths in love, pureblood society, ambiguous ending, English & French version
Summary: The Rosier family organizes a ball. A late guest joins in. Between cherry flowers and the cherry fruit, reason and madness, duty and desire, Evan has to make a choice, which will reveal his true intentions and feelings.
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La famille Rosier organise un bal. Un invité de dernière minute s'y joint. Entre les fleurs et la cerise, la raison et la folie, le devoir et le désir, Evan doit faire un choix, qui révèlera ses véritables sentiments et intentions.
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