#batgang

[weewoow-20706030]

Bruce is the only member of the batfam that has no tolerance for spice. Dick grew up in a travelling circus, he has had food from all over the world. Jason grew up on the street, he ate what he could get. Tim's parents went all around the world, and had food and recipes from all around the world, whenever they were home Janet would make exotic meals. Damian grew up with Talia, he grew up on middle eastern food. But Bruce? He grew up on Alfred's British ass cooking, he thinks pepper has 'a little kick'.

[chiroptaro]

I WANT THE BATS TO LAUGH MORE LET THEM HAVE JOKES!! LET THEM HAVE FUN!!!!

bruce's laugh has changed over the years. as a kid it was a frequent joyful laugh. he didn't laugh again till he got dick, and then it was a quiet chuckle. with jason it was less often, but still happened. he didnt laugh for a long time after jason. now he just smiles softly at his kids when he thinks theyre funny <3

batman has a wry little smirk that infuriates soo many people

brucie is always laughing loud, but others don't really pay attention to it except for eye rolls or a dirty look. at best a fake little titter and a hand on his arm. he just keeps laughing anyway

dick would giggle. like no doubt any age this guy is giggling.

jason has a full throw-your-head-back clutch-your-stomach belly laugh that has him panting afterwards (...don't think about how the first time he laughs like this again he stops out of breath and rubs his face with a palm and looks a little sad. don't think about how that first laugh isn't in front of the bats. and how it takes him years to laugh in front of them. and when he does at least one of them starts crying. dont think about it) anyways

cass has a snorting laugh argue with a brick wall she means everything to me

tim has a "ha!" idc how else to explain it its just ha! funny! but not in a passive aggressive way

steph has a loud contagious laugh that makes other people look over and smile even if they have no idea why she's laughing

damian visibly tries to hide a smile when he finds something genuinely funny. maybe he covers his mouth with his hand maybe he just twists his mouth up but everyone can tell he's smiling

duke has a silent laugh. perhaps a squeaky one. but his laugh always includes a huge smile stretching his cheeks

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Punk sus lookn

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masterlist. / taglist. / any request? synopsis. how The Batgang would react to you giving them a blowjob! 

pairing. riddler x reader, batman x reader, joker x reader 

genre and warnings. +18, oral(m), not gender specific, degradation kink, semi-public sex, eye contact, car sex, head pushing, choking, pet names, dirty talk | — dusting off my DCU masterlists because I suddenly am very in love with the Joker again, somebody pray for me.

𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐫.

Whining and whimpering. 

Edward will not shut the fuck up, a modern day pornstar that man is. 

Every time you start anything sexual it always shocks him. 

Honestly, god bless anyone willing to touch this man. 

Gotta catch him during a good hygiene day.

Sexually this man has not felt the touch of literally anyone so you gotta be very suggestive for him to catch on. 

Which usually just leads to you being as blunt as possible. 

“Like…right now? Oh okay.”

Not gonna lie, at first it was a little awkward…

He was afraid to make any noise around you. 

Literally biting his knuckle, grabbing the sheets, almost pulling out your hair. 

He's a crier, you cannot convince me otherwise.

Literally sobbing your name like you're sucking this soul from his body through his dick. 

You could be the absolute worst at giving head and he’s still acting like it's the most toe curling blowjob in the world.

𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧.

Big long dick? boy I gotta have it.

Fucking chuckles at you when you gag struggling to take his entire length.

I’m convinced this man is just so sexually repressed. 

So when you came into the picture offering, he would never reject your advances. 

Car sex in the Bat mobile at least a few times

You'd have to push aside your pride to beg him for it though. 

He tries to act all cool during the start 

“Be good and I might reward you.”

But the moment you have him in your hands it's over. 

He’s lowkey your bitch. 

“Feels so good mommy.”

Once you have him wrapped around your finger he literally feels like he’d combust and die. 

𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫.

“You’re not half bad at this doll.”

Just the thought of him being able to corrupt you was a huge turn on. 

If he's at all your first time, he’ll make a big tease about it. 

“Who knew you were such a whore for me?”

He’s the type to head push.

Let’s all be honest here: The Joker definitely has dacryphilia.

Even if you are very clearly inexperienced he can't help but to have control in any situation. 

“Open your mouth.”

“Move your tongue.”

This is gonna be a little awkward if you’re not okay with public sex…

Going down on him in front of his henchmen is just a must. 

It's the very toxic possessiveness in him <3

If any of his men even looked in your direction he’d be quick to throw a fit.

The type of mf to hold eye contact with someone that stood out of line while you're going down on him. 

If you get him in a mood he might even slip out a few sighs here and there.

Praying for the amount of lockjaw you're getting.

He likes it when you use just a little bit of teeth.

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

Don’t be a brat, He isn't afraid to pull your hair.

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Batman and Robin #35 robin rises part 1 spoilers

I'm sharing this here because none of my friends will listen to my comic rants anymore

The Justice League, aka Superman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Aquaman, Flash ans Green Lantern all participated to build Batman a Hellbat suit (Bing it) to go against big ennemies because he's the only one without powers and they wanted to protect him!

And they put a failsafe on it ... So that Batman can't take it out without their permission. Because of course he wanted to take it to Apokolips to go fight Darkseid alone.

Later he's destroying Damian's grave as a very normal grieving father thing to do and Superman comes down all like "hey I heard what happened, you ok buddy?"

And Batman very confidently says "yeah I was a bit out of it earlier, but I'm fine now"

And Superman looks at him, dark circles, stubbles and destroyed grave and all and concludes "okay :) call me if you need anything"

Superman.... Buddy... Context clues...

Anyway I just found this issue very funny despite the angst of the story, Batman is the smartest of them all simply by being the least stupid and I love every single one of them for it

And yeah the next page he goes down to the cave with his batgang and start the plan of bringing Damian back to life

[threeisq]

What's ur fav Carti leak or snippet? I Fw bando

Batgang

[decadentpostnacho]

So, I've been stuck with a single question for the Solstice chapter, because I have no fucking idea what to gift to the batgang. I'm sorry, but we have

"my only character trait is that I am pretty and kill people"

"the most handsome and powerful wet rag in all of a single country" (what an achievement..), and

"warrior everyone fears, but they all wanna bone me nonetheless because I'm also double handsome, I bring weapons to family holiday and read books about war strategy"

A book on war strategy for Cassian would be obvious, but she doesn't know him that well.

I am honestly this short 🤏🏻 from just writing that she buys socks for them.

So, if anyone who reads this (and also acocf) has an idea on presents for the three of them and would want to help a girl out, I'd virtually transform into Hunt and kiss your feet, even though I hate feet. Thank you🥲

[user00stunna]

i’m rocking all black shit no i’m not batman bitch its the batgang fuck is they on ??

[weewoow-20706030]

*Dick and Bernard taking Tim clothes shopping because he-in their words- 'needs a new wardrobe'*

Dick *leaving the change room in a turtle neck that was a few sizes too small, he flicks his sunnies down and gives Bernard finger guns*: whattdya think?

Bernard *jaw hanging open*: ...

Dick: haha, don't worry I'm not getting it... Sucks though, I wish they had it in my size.

Bernard *leaning over to Tim who had just come back from putting some clothes away* : I had no idea your brother was Nightwing.

Tim: what-

[gotham-exclusive]

Steph: *breaks something expensive in the manor*

Tim: Steph, that vase was hundreds of years old!

Steph: Oh, thank goodness it wasn’t anything new.

[lustwithoutlore]

Dick: *On patrol with Bruce* if you like pIÑA COLADA’S~

Riddler: *Overhearing him* and gettin' caught in the rain

Bruce: *long sigh*

Dick: IF YOURE NOT INTO YOGA!!

Riddler: IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN!

Dick: *Stares at Bruce*

Riddler: *Stares at Bruce*

Bruce: …If you like making love at midnight

Dick and the Riddler: IN THE DUNES ON THE CAPE~

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