#but it’d be hilarious

[shapeshifter911]

But wait…

If Elon is changing the name, logo, moderation policies and basically everything that made Twitter the bird app that it was…

Then couldn’t someone buy back the name, duplicate Twitter and we can leave the sad billionnaire with the X obssession alone?

[dc-said-bi-robin-rights]

Could you imagine if they killed Rose off in a team book piggybacked onto the back of an unrelated Batman book days before her first solo miniseries in like fifteen fucking years?

[meltedmush]

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I so badly wish there was more of Shen Jiu,,, 😭

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 192

Danny feels exhausted. His stupid ghost-puberty is annoying, and is affecting even his human form. Which wouldn’t be that bad, except for the fact that instead of having a simple elemental or obsession core, he happens to have a Space one. Technically the Space Core seeing as apparently he’s the newborn Ancient of Space. Or something. 

Urgh, he just wants to get some food from the dollar store down the street, not deal with whatever attempted mugging this is. He’s hangry, and just wants to get some food and curl back up in his mass of blankets back in his tiny apartment. 

So maybe he overreacted. He might have released his very careful hold on his less-than human traits that have been attempting to leak through the last several weeks. On the bright side, he, uh, isn’t hungry anymore and is now back in his nest of blankets. 

On the other hand, there is now a vigilante in his window. 

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Yes, yes, we all know Dick would do it, so out of these four…

[starry-songs-canvas]

Outsourcing the Solution

Enjoy another prompt y’all!

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Danny is so not getting paid enough for this.

(Not like he’s getting paid at all)

Anyway, the sitch’ was that Gotham was oozing with ghosts at the moment. (Why? Heck if Danny knows. He’d bet money on Vlad, though)

So Danny’s had to drop everything to get this little ghost crisis under control. He’s even had to recruit Dani and Valerie to play thermos ferries to and from Amity!

At this point, from about a week of 1. Non-stop ghost hunting, 2. Avoiding both the heroes AND GiW, Danny is ready to drop. Whatever happened to, “Rest in peace”?

…and there come his parents rolling in. Great. Fantastic. Why not.

[real-danny-phantom]

i love it when danny uses his historical presence (due to clockwork sending him back to do things) as like an “i am an ancient immortal being fear me” in dcxdp. and, i mean, he knows a fair bit about history because of both that and history classes, so he can keep up the ruse fairly easily.

but one day he just decides it’d be funny if he started spreading rumors about important historical figures. and so he just tells the justice league things like “oh yeah, ole lexie? he slept with a stuffed rabbit aaalll the time. yeah his wife found it super weird but they never said anything about it” (lexie being alexander hamilton)

and eventually it evolves to the point where they’re tryna find records of some of his more extravagant rumors, so he begs clockwork to send him back in time so he can plant evidence. and he just convinces everyone of some completely untrue historical facts/events.

[alphaclxwn]

i recently got a sticky hand, and i’ve been a little shit with it- so i thought that noah deserve pe to be a bastard too, as a treat <3

FEATURING SOME OF MY FAVOURITE NOAH SHIPS!!!

[ohblimeygeorge]

Gonna need a video of all the drivers doing this now pls

[dreadeves]

say what you will about the theory of johnny being lucifer or being related to lucifer, but by god it would be funny. like kit was traumatized after watching his father being brutally ripped apart in front of him and now three-four years later he learns that was just because rosemary was dead and johnny decided that it was time to truly embody the deadbeat dad trope and traumatize kit instead of paying child support. like johnny going ‘oop, need to wildly traumatize my living weapon to put him on the path to fully be my weapon <3’ and dying in a way only a true theatre kid can instead of like. telling kit literally anything

[sometimesimbored]

So Tim Drake lies quite a bit right

And I lie a bit too and I keep successfully convincing people that one of my friends is my biological brother

So what I’m saying is that Tim would probably do that with one of the batfam members (if not all)

And I THINK it would be Cass cuz they look similar enough and it’d be really funny if Tim just brought shit up from childhood about him and Cass and she just nods along with it like it’s 100% true

[cutter-kirby]

unauthorized fucking thing. I call it wheepers. they would make out sloppy style while plotting revenge on the people who called them a loser (of which there are many)

[nicomoon69]

imagine if Bernard had fourth wall breaking abilities but he only ever used it to give pointed looks at the reader

he’s not using it be a vigilante or to cheat at life, he’s simply enjoying the fact he’s a comic character and being a little shit (also acting like his fav comic characters cause he’s a nerd)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 326

“So erm, how are we going to explain… this…?” Sam motioned around at the entirety of them with a clawed hand, an unimpressed expression on her maw. 

“I mean, we could just, not do so?” Danny sounded a tiny bit uncertain about that, own claws tapping against his legs from where he sat. “I mean, Tucker seems happy enough-” 

“Okay, I didn’t come here to be called out like this-” 

[dandylions101]

Not sure how much this fandom Venn-Diagram overlaps, but what do we think would happen if Neil Josten and Dazai Osama (the bsd character, not the actual author) were forced to interact? I’m thinking Detective Agency Dazai and TSC Neil. Like have they found someone just as insufferable as themselves?